#which just means yall take too much advantage of being behind a screen and saying whatever the fuck u want to

[shanie-the-toyaddict]

A Birthday Dream

OK, so I didn’t want to post this, because I didn’t know what to do with it, but on Shane’s birthday, I had a micro-dream. In other words a single scene section of dream, that was me watching an episode of RAW before the upcoming Royal Rumble. And on the one hand, I want to write this out. But, it does NOT translate well into writing, I have already figured that out. On the other hand, I cannot draw to save my life, let alone give it the full artistic treatment I want to. So I’m just going to put a short synopsis of what I saw in the dream under a cut, and yall can enjoy a sketched out version of a single scene that closed my “Dream RAW” Sidenote: Yes @komaniac​ I did have a Zowens-featuring dream. It was just this one long scene, which, in the dream, went way faster than it takes to read this, but it happened.

The ref counts the three count, marking the end of the women’s match that’s taking place in the ring. The contenders are not important. Just say it’s Asuka and Becky and call it a day. The announcers let us, the viewers, know that nobody has come forth from the mystery limo that’s been sitting backstage all night. And the superstars are getting antsy. Cut to said black limo, just sitting there in the back.  Rusev approaches. The announcers comment that, after the unpleasant surprise that happened last time, of course, he distrusts mystery limos! However, this time, he has Liv Morgan at his side. But as he approaches the limo, out of nowhere, Bobby Lashley and Lana appear and attack, with Lashley going after Rusev and Lana going after Liv. They start brawling and pushing each other away from the limo... ... only to run into ANOTHER fight! Seth, Buddy, and the AOP are in a long, drawn-out backstage brawl with Big Show, Samoa Joe, and Kevin Owens. Between the two brawls, if there was ever a wrestling image representing that old “Dustcloud fight” from the cartoons, it’s this. It’s a damn cluster. However, the odds are in the Messiah Mob’s favor (that’s what they’re called, fight me on this) and soon, even with Big Show opposing them, the numbers game gets too strong. AOP double team Show, taking him out, and then Samoa Joe gets knocked around as well. Finally, it’s just Kevin facing down the Mob, and he’s not looking too pleased about his odds. BUT THEN! From stage right, the Messiah Mob gets POUNCED by Shinsuke Nakamura and Cesaro, with Sami Zayn cheering excitedly in the background! The Mob is taken by surprise, and the ferocity of their opponents momentarily stuns them into brutal submission! Meanwhile, looking on, Sami and Kevin are having a moment. Kevin: Wow Sami. You really do have managerial skills. Sami: I TOLD you! Kevin: Hell of a team you got going on there. Sami: RIGHT?? Kevin: ... got room for one more? Sami: *Wide, emotional puppy eyes of happiness* Sami: ALWAYS. Kevin: *smiles* Kevin then turns and, regarding the brawl already in progress, which the Mob has regained control of, THROWS himself at them, taking the whole lot out, and getting fully into the mix. So the brawl continues, with the Messiah Mob fighting Sami’s crew. Sadly, it’s still a bit of a numbers game, with it being 4 on 3. And, also sadly, Sami isn’t joining in. This goes on for a bit. The commentators, watching from inside the arena, comment on how crazy everything is. AND WE STILL DON’T KNOW WHO IS IN THE LIMO Well, eventually, Big Show and Samoa Joe rejoin the fight and tip the scales back. The brawl heads back towards the arena, with Sami and Kevin staying behind. The two old friends look at each other warmly. There is a love in their eyes that goes beyond friendship, beyond brotherhood. It’s straight up in the realm of Soulmates and you can tell that there is so much that needs saying but will ultimately be left unsaid at that moment. Instead, Kevin rubs his nose and holds out a hand for Sami to shake. Sami considers the hand for a minute, before choosing instead to THROW his arms around Kevin, hugging him tightly. Kevin returns the hug, and they are once again together, as it should be. Jerry Lawler remarks that “They’re friends again? Is that what this means?” While Vic Joseph explains that “Some people never stop being friends. They go their separate ways for a bit, and sometimes even fight. But, in the end, they will always find their way back home” It’s all very moving. As the crowd reacts with cheers, however, the sound of a loud, slow clap can be heard off-screen, coming from the direction of the limo. Kevin and Sami, whose backs were turned to the limo, turn around to see who is slow clapping their reunion. The camera pans over to a pair of Jordans perched on the roof of the limo, and then slowly pans upward. Yup, It’s Shane. He’s Back. (AN: DID YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING DOUBT) Commentators: It was Shane! HE was in the limo! He must have climbed through the sunroof when nobody was looking! Shane: How touching. A real tearjerker, I must say. Kevin: >Hangs his head in defeat< Kevin: (softly) sonofabitch Sami: (slightly whiney) NO! No no no! You were GONE. You were fired! We were rid of you. For once in your life, can’t you just leave us alone?! Shane: Not a chance in hell. Shane: >Dives off the roof of the limo towards them< Kevin: >Very pointedly shoves Sami out of the way, taking the full blow himself< Shane: >Starts wailing on Kevin< Sami: >FINALLY gets physical, jumping Shane from behind< Shane: >Leaves Kevin alone and turns to Sami< Sami is looking absolutely feral and not remotely his usual sunshine self. He helps Kevin to his feet and the pair circle around Shane until Sami and Kevin’s backs are toward the limo once more.

Kevin, now recovered, smiles at the distinct advantage. Kevin: You know, for a moment there, I was pissed. I’ll admit. But, to be honest, right now, I’ve got friends, and you’ve just got your own sorry ass to go on. Putting you down will go much quicker this time. Shane: Who said I didn’t bring friends? A loud pair of sickening, simultaneous thuds echos through the backstage area as two chairs hit Sami and Kevin from behind, one each. The friends go down. Shane smiles. The camera pans over to the source of the chair shots, and, holy shit, it’s Rodney and Pete Gas. Naturally, like Shane, they are both older now (and Rodney is bald), but their cocky ass attitudes haven’t changed one bit, and those smug, bullshit looks they always wore way back when? Well, they haven’t changed either. Pete: Night Night. Rodney: Suckers! >cackles< Shane moves to stand beside them, and fistbumps both of them. Shane: Just like old times. Pete: The more things change? Rodney: The more they stay the same! Oh yeah! The commentators shout about “What does this mean for the Rumble? What does this mean for the WWE???” Camera focuses on Sami and Kevin, still laying on the ground, as RAW goes off the air. AN: I know this is written really REALLY shitty, but I cannot write action to save my life, and also, as I don’t have nearly the grasp on current kayfabe that I would like, the characterization is probably way off as well. Most of my fanfics, while having WWE personalities, are non-kayfabe or AU. Also, sorry Zowens fans for how this ended. But this is exactly how the dream ended when I had it, with the Posse standing tall. I absolutely adore Zowens. But I was a Shane fan first, and dammit, Posse4Life

[5sosgossiper-blog]

Opinions!

Some opinions I have about some girls who stick around 5SOS are pretty similar but, I’ll go more in depth.

Crystal Leigh: Honestly, I forget she even in the circle. She used to be more connected within the group I feel, but after a point she kinda disappeared with Michael lol. She isn’t stupid either, she knows what to say and what to do to look good in the public eye. I don’t hate her but she probably is a bit fake as well. Seems sweet but haven’t chatted with her at all. I just remember her being so weird when fans were looking at her, and it went to the point where she had to leave the area because she was so worried. I feel as of now, she wants to lay low and just be with Michael, and if I were her, I’d do the same. She seems like an average person who has some knowledge about media and used that to her advantage, nothing hugely special. 

Sierra Deaton: Well, all I hear about this girl is how sweet she is lol, yeah whatever. I’m low-key a bit jealous of her being with Luke, not so much her but she tends to act fake on social media. She is very insecure (probably becoming more confident) but I feel she puts up an act on what she thinks people wants to see of her. That just roots from insecurity SO, I have no clue what she is actually like. I also feel like Luke feels so safe with her but who knows. I’ve never spoken with her as well, but who honestly knows the real shit that go on from behind the screen. She seems just like an average, boring, woman. That's all. I really see nothing special with her. She has a voice but so do many other artists. Just my opinion, not saying she is some awful human being okay? lol

Kaykay: Lol, with her I get her reasoning for fucking with Ashton but like, at the same time theres a chance you will be waiting for a long time which ultimately, isn’t fair. Kaykay has been around for awhile, of course she fucked Ashton in the process, but like him Kaykay? Out of all the guys, him? Lol, when I say that I mean because the boy is just not faithful for shit so like, she will be waiting for some time before Ashton really realizes what he wants. The fact that she gives it to him countlessly (I assume) just gives him more reason to not commit and have multiple hook ups. I mean then again what can she expect from a famous band member. She probably feels a deep connection that only her and Ashton have, or maybe they just fuck here and there right? Who knows. I would assume so that she feels that she is the one for him..lol. She has been around for some time, I also have no clue how she lives tbh. Anyway, I know nothing about this girl, Does she sing? Does she sell products? Does she model? I ain’t got a clue. But from what I do know, she seems to be easily caught up in lust.

Nia Lovelis: Jeez. Nia, well here we go. I get countless asks about this damn girl and truthfully, I feel she is irrelevant now. But, anyways Nia..mhm she rubs off as a bit fake. I can’t say a lot because I don’t know what’s true and what’s false, but she seems like someone who would do something stupid in the heat of the argument. (Does that make sense? probably not) but I do think she has talent with drums. Saw her live, didn’t pay too much attention but I don’t think it was bad. I also feel, fame could of gotten into her head a bit. Maybe she became snobby because of it, or maybe it humbled her but I think fame did something, even though it was little fame lol. It happens. Truly, I forget she exists lol. I’m sorry guys I really know limited info. 

Sierra Natalie: Now, this girl have been here since, what? 2014? I don’t even know but y’all need to stop comparing yourself to her. She is human and she has flaws just like the rest of us. Her lucky ass gets spa treatment though which is a luxury for most of us. She also works out and eats clean, she just doesn’t wake up with a body like that, okay babes? Sierra..mhm well she is a bit passive (better word) sometimes. She knows what she tweets and posts on her instagram. She feeds the small group of the fandom that are weirdly obsessed with her. I don’t think she’s rude or mean. I think she tries to act more innocent when it comes with 5SOS but she knows what she is doing. She seems the type to drop a girl-friend for a boy which is an iffy trait. I have no clue what Sierra is expecting of Calum. For some time, I would assume she would think that maybe Calum would finally commit and choose her, but like ok and what if he doesn’t? Why wait for a man who doesn’t want you? But then there’s the part of “oh, what if he does” kinda shit. Just a tug and pull sorta thing. 

One thing her and all these damn girls have in common is history. That’s probably the reason why these girls stay because they think they have something other girls can’t offer, but then which of these girls are honestly getting a successful relationship? Up to y’all. 

I dont know man this was all over the place, probably left out a few things, take my opinions as you please.