#which isn't accessible to everyone surprisingly /s

[flecks-of-stardust]

time and time again i see how accessibility is just a passing thought in people’s minds and time and time again i have to resist the urge to throttle everyone i see

[crossguild]

listened to the patreon AMA (2017-8 for anyone curious & with access) and the crew answered some questions about who would have pets (somewhat paraphrased):

valenti: kepler would have a ja-- eiffel would have a big old dog. or a big young puppy [was he about to say jaguar...] shachat: eiffel IS a big young puppy urbina: kepler would have like. a highly trained pack v: or a MOUNTAIN LION. with a laser on its back u: still highly trained. he would have like, alpha from [pixar's] UP. that dog with that level of training and loyalty s: it would be huge. probably an irish wolfhound, it would be the best trained irish wolfhound u: most of the others don't strike me as having pets someone in chat: lambert would have a chia pet v: he killed it, but he had it for like a week u: jacobi had a tamagotchi s: maxwell probably owned like, a section of neopets at one point in time, but that's not real pets

then they ranked their survival chances in a zombie apocalypse (all paraphrased):

shachat: eiffel dies instantly valenti&urbina: kepler just shoots him-- if they're eating eiffel, they're not coming after me! u: don't shoot him, it'd be a waste of bullets. he just shoves him u: pryce and cutter outlast everyone v: i feel like p&c cheat because they stay in a zombie-proof bunker, kepler and lovelace survive by sheer force of will and badassery s: kepler would be like those characters in the walking dead with a gated community (she has never watched twd) u&s: pryce and cutter last a long time even if they're all dropped into the wilderness hunger games style. i don't know if they last longer than lovelace or kepler s: i think lovelace wins u: minkowski does well, jacobi does slightly less well. s: maxwell does surprisingly well. she outlasts jacobi for sure, i wouldn't be shocked if she outlasted kepler u: hilbert would not last too long u: hera is tough s: either the power will go out or it won't. this whole flesh thing isn't really her concern u: hera might find the entire thing kind of entertaining

also a section about who would've won questions only between hera and kepler if no one interfered, and they said she would physically outlast kepler, because he would need to sleep at SOME point. one of them also said 'it would depend on which of them died first'