#which given that she was just trying to get kira to enjoy the holosuite is so telling of jadzia's type i think -
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forgot to post these from my way of the warrior rewatch but. you can pinpoint the exact moment she decides she's gonna fuck him can't you
#interestingly i don't think it's just cause he beats those guys i think its that in context of how polite and flustered he was moments ago#also the fact that he didn't just pick a fight here he was strategically baiting (changeling) martok into meeting with him -#the whole thing is a performance!#which given that she was just trying to get kira to enjoy the holosuite is so telling of jadzia's type i think -#she wants to see those emotionally repressed fighters let loose#and another thing - the guy worf just floored was being a dick to the ferengi waiters who jadzia really gets along with#10/10 first meeting for future love interests#ghitlhpu'wij#w4w
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Tales from the Holodeck: DS9 Fanfic: Caitlinâs Teleplay
In celebration of A Star to Steer Her Byâs fourth anniversary, we did what pretty much all theaters are doing right now and put together a little Zoom reading. This time around, our latest fanfics in our âTales from the Holodeckâ series are all Deep Space Nine teleplays that you can listen to us cold read here (this one starts at 2:51), complete with really dodgy attempts at accents! Follow along with Caitlinâs teleplay below or read with your friends with your own dodgy accents!
[images © Paramount/CBS]
âConstable Odo Day!â
By Caitlin
Random pick:Â Odo
Scene 1 - the promenade. Odo enters to see, to his surprise, that garish decorations had bloomed there overnight, proclaiming âHappy Constable Odo Day!âÂ
ODO:Â (displeased Odo sound â you know the one, Jake)
SISKO: Constable! I see youâve found our surprise â isnât it wonderful? Happy Constable Odo Day!
ODO: (uncomfortable) Yes, wonderful⊠But I donât approve of all of these fire hazards on my promenade...Â
SISKO:Â (chuckling) I assure you, all necessary precautions have been taken. Besides, itâs a station-wide holiday â weâre giving you the day off, and we have lots of surprises in store for you!
ODO:Â (annoyed Odo sound)
KEIKO enters, walks quickly to ODO and SISKO, grabbing the Constableâs arm.
KEIKO: Odo, Iâm glad I got to you fir- ⊠well, second! Come see what the children have done for Constable Odo day!
ODO:Â (incredulous) How is it possible, with ALL of my contacts, that I didnât hear ANYTHING about this?
SISKO:Â I donât know if this will make you feel better, or worse â but it required a little help from Morn.
ODO:Â Iâm impressed â I wouldnât expect Morn of all people to be able to keep a secret!
Scene 2 -Â KEIKOâs classroom. The students have been busy with Odo-themed art projects. DAX awaits within, holding a small, mostly featureless doll in a security uniform, made in ODOâs image.
DAX:Â (laughing) Thereâs the guest of honor! Happy Constable Odo Day, Odo.
ODO:Â Iâm glad you are amused by this, Lieutenant.
DAX:Â Odo, donât be such a grump! For one day, cut loose a little and have fun.
ODO: This may be hard to believe, but for me, my work IS fun, not all this being the center of attentionâŠ
KEIKO:Â (gushing) Surely even the Constable isnât immune to the charms of all the student projects! Nalas created a beautiful portrait, Antos carved this wooden figurine... and Jake even wrote you this wonderful short story where youâre a 20th century private investigator â what they used to call a âprivate eyeâ...
ODO accepts the tablet containing Jake Siskoâs story.
ODO: (under his breath) Well, this, at least may have some merit⊠I uh, think Iâll return to my quarters so I can read this immediately. Thank you, Keiko, and all my thanks to your students as well.Â
Before anyone can object, ODO exits. The rest follow behind, puzzled. After everyone has left, the little ODO doll springs to life, comically looking one way, then the next, before disappearing from our view.
Scene 3 -Â ODOâs chambers. Thinking he has escaped, briefly, ODO sits down and breathes a sigh of relief.
The doorbell rings.
ODO:Â (annoyed) ENTER.
KIRA enters. ODO leaps to his feet to greet her.
ODO:Â Major, what a pleasant surprise. Have you heard about this Constable Odo Day utter non-
KIRA:Â Of course I heard, thatâs why Iâm here. I know in spite of my dâjarra, my work isnât much, but I made this to commemorate the day.
KIRA produces a small sculpture from behind her back; it looks like a melting popsicle. ODO accepts it, bemused.
ODO: Major, I donât think Iâve ever been more touched. What⊠what is it?
KIRA: (blushing) Why, itâs you, Odo â at the time between humanoid Odo becoming⊠something else. It doesnât look like much, but I put my heart into it.
ODO:Â I have never been so pleased by any gift. Thank you, Major.
ODO and KIRA gaze into each otherâs eyes, until⊠the doorbell rings.
ODO:Â (actually really fucking annoyed) ENTER!
SISKO enters.
SISKO:Â There you are, Odo! Oh, Nerys, I didnât know youâd be here â I hope Iâm not interrupting anything.
ODO:Â (quickly) No, Captain, Major Kira was just bringing me this, uh, beautiful sculpture she made for me. For Constable Odo Day.
KIRA:Â (laughing) A Kira Nerys original, Captain.
SISKO: (also laughing) Another fine piece of work, Major. (Serious) Odo, Iâm sure right now you must feel pretty overwhelmed with all of this âÂ
ODO:Â Yes sir, it has been most irregular and has really disturbed my schedule â
SISKO:Â Good, good! We really wanted you to enjoy the day!
Odo:Â (flat) Oh yes. It has been most... enjoyable.
SISKO:Â Well, we saved the best for last!Â
KIRA:Â Second-best, I think you mean...
SISKO:Â ...yes, second-best, Major. Iâm going to take you to a baseball game in the holosuites!
ODO: A baseball game in â (stops, defeated, seeing the excitement in Siskoâs eyes). Yes, sir, I canât imagine anything Iâd⊠enjoy moreâŠ
SISKO:Â I hoped youâd feel that way!Â
SISKO hands ODO a London Kings baseball jersey.
SISKO:Â Here, get changed into this, and meet me at Holosuite 8 in 15 minutes! I have to go change!
Exit KIRA and SISKO. ODO studies the jersey Sisko has given him, concentrates for a moment, and shapeshifts so it looks like heâs wearing the jersey. He steps in front of a mirror to check his work.
ODO:Â Well, I certainly am getting better at clo-
BZZT! ODO is stunned with electricity from behind; we can see the taser-style weapon, but not who holds it. ODO falls unconscious, becomes ODO goo.
A hand reaches into shot to pick up the jersey; we hear a laugh as the scene fades.
Scene 4 - QuarkâsÂ
Some time laterâŠ
ODO runs into Quarkâs bar, looking a little wild. He is approached by OâBRIEN and BASHIR.
BASHIR:Â Thereâs the man of the hour â Happy Constable Odo Day!
ODO:Â Thank you, but Iâm here on urg-
BASHIR: No urgent business today, Constable â come and have a pint with Miles and I, have a round of dartsâŠ
OâBRIEN:Â Yes, Constable, join us for one round of daerts! Who knows â you might like it?
ODO:Â No, I canât right now â I really have to â
BASHIR:Â Constable, lighten up â we wonât keep you long â just a half-hour or so?
OâBRIEN: Aye, we just want a small chunk of your timeâŠ
ODO:Â You donât understand â I have more important â
Enter: SISKO and⊠ODO?! Both wearing baseball caps, jerseys, holding pennants, and laughing gaily together.
SISKO: Somehow I just KNEW you would love baseball, OdoâŠ
ODO 2:Â (A little too happily) Captain, I cannot think of anything I have ever enjoyed more...Â
OâBRIEN notices the second ODO, does a spit take from his pint.
OâBRIEN:Â Jaysus! Odo â thereâs two of you!Â
BASHIR:Â Oh, dear. But which one is the real Odo?
OâBRIEN:Â (panic stricken) âOw are we gonna tell âem apaert?
Quark enters, whistling, strips of latinum sticking out of his pockets, and carrying a tray laden with tiny buckets, full of shimmering golden liquid; approaches ODO 2.
QUARK: There you are, constable! You simply must try one of my limited-edition-commemorative-Constable-Odo-Day-Odo-bucket cocktails â just 1 strip of lat⊠Well, for you, I guess itâs on the house... But donât get used to it.
ODO 2:Â How generous, Quark â thank you! (accepts drink, shoots it)
SISKO: (puzzled) Odo, Iâve seen your coffee trick, but I didnât think youâd moved on to actually⊠ingesting food and drink? Perhaps I should have planned that banquet after all...
ODO:Â (enraged/bemused) I think if everything else wrong with this picture hasnât clued you in, Doctor, that should answer your question â this impostor did an all right job of impersonating me, apparently enough to fool the Captain, but â can you imagine me being so pleasant to Quark, quaffing down one of his cheap gimmicks â or enjoying baseball?!
BASHIR: ⊠Now that you mention it, no.Â
FOUNDER 48ÎŁÏ7 (nee ODO 2):Â (transforms into other, oddly shaped humanoid Founder) Who would have thought, on a station so large, we would bump into each other like this?! Grah! (transports away. To where? Who cares!)
ODO: Thatâs what I was trying to tell you, while you two fools wouldnât stop yammering about darts â there was another Founder on the station, wreaking who knows what kind of havoc and now theyâve escaped! (turning to Quark, rage building) And you! Using my⊠image⊠to make money? On Constable Odo Day?!
QUARK: (backing away, nervous) You know, Odo, you really should be thanking me â after all, it was my limited-edition-commemorative-Constable-Odo-Day-Odo-bucket mini cocktails that tipped everyone off that you werenât⊠quite yourself today....
ODO:Â (frustrated)Â QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!
-FIN-
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