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fox-mulder-gets-pegged · 2 years

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One of my biggest housewife traits is that sometimes I'll watch Days of our Lives (my mother has been watching it consistently since 1975 so she keeps me updated between viewings) and tbh I think a spinoff show of the normal non soap opera people who work at DiMera Enterprises filmed like The Office or Parks and Rec would be really something.

#office worker: -watches the CEO put drugs into the head of the board's coffee-#office worker: -watches the head of the board swap the coffees when the CEO isnt looking-#office worker: -side eyes the camera like 'u see this shit?'-#where is EJ's overworked secretary who's so so so tired bc her boss is a main character in a soap opera #i just rly wanna see an HR worker in days of our lives finally finish filing Lee and Gabi's paperwork #r.e. their marriage #only to be told via email Gabi is getting back with Stefan and the paperwork is irrelevant now #normal office workers stuck living in a soap opera world like a human in a muppet movie #this post appeals to like MAYBE 2 of my followers #sorry I'm just vaguely obsessed with EJ and his wretched vibes

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