#whenever new jenson pics drop i feel like a frail victorian maid: 'oh lord he's wearing a hat tuberculosis take me now'
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He’s so intriguing because he lives in America and therefore thinks he knows American country clothes so he threw this little number together. The shirt tied around the waist…………exquisite. Fashion forward. The fact that the jorts aren’t daisy dukes……..he really missed American culture right then and there!!!! Truly you win some (SHIRT AROUND HIS WAIST!!!) and you lose some (shorter jorts next time and yes there will be a next time or else)
Very baby girl though I’ll give him a solid 9.8/10 for the outfit. The only thing that’s missing is the peace sign and you know he’d throw it if his hands weren’t full 😔
i second the 9.8!!!! missing the peace sign and his goofy ass smile dearly... obsessed with him trying so hard to blend in and then... failing... he's truly just some guy but he's EVERYTHING to me
#the jorts length was vile... bring back slutty shorts !!!#actually obsessed with the fact that he's just wearing a shirt around his waist n we're both like [POTS AND PANS CRASHING] [SCREECHING CAR]#[CAT SCREAMING] [DOG BARKING] [FIREWORKS] [ATOMBOMB HITTING THE GROUND]#i don't know abt you bestie but i don't care abt fashion at all otherwise but when jenson wears jorts i'll be writing paragraphs#whenever new jenson pics drop i feel like a frail victorian maid: 'oh lord he's wearing a hat tuberculosis take me now'#katie <3
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