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#whenever i wanted to play genshin it'd be like Hey do you want me to run too
ravenwolfie97 · 1 year
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anyone else experiencing glitchy behaviour in the Hills of Barsom? i've just been trying to get a dendroculus and fight a camp of treasure hoarders but after like a minute or two my game keeps freezing
a thing i noticed though is that the pink flower petals in that area keep flickering into a bright green texture? i don't remember them doing that intentionally so idk if the texture is corrupted or something? or maybe something is just weird with my computer there now idk, i don't think it's overloading with stuff cuz even before i started fighting the guys and was just wandering around it still froze up. so like idk what's going on
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puchiponn · 2 years
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Genshin impact driving headcanons
I'm in a car rn and It got me thinking, what if I made genshin driving hcs?? I haven't seen one b4,, so,,
Charas include; childe, zhongli, kaeya, ayato, thoma, jean, paimon, ei, timmie
Comment who I should do next!
Childe
THIS MAN WOULD DEFO TREAT IT LIKE BUMPER CARS ISTG,,
HE'D GET INTO SUDDEN RACES W STRANGERS
AND ALL THE MECHANICS IN THE CITY KNOW HIS NAME.
He CAN drive properly, but he wants to scare you. Not to mention he DOES have the money.
He's in line to be the next archon of speeding tickets.
Zhongli
He doesn't drive. Childe doubles as his personal chauffeur.
This man travels w ✨STYLE✨
But not his wallet
He never gives childe gas money.
Though if he had to drive, he'd defo crash the car.
All these buttons r too high-tech for this 6000+ yr old boomer
But don't worry! The car is fine thanks to his geo shield!
Kaeya
This man would be very picky w cars. He only drives sexy cars.
Definitely drunk drives.
The type to pick ppl up by readjusting his dark sunglasses and saying "hey bbgorl r u lost?" W the most shit eating grin you've ever seen.
Prolly has a body or two in the car trunk but it doesn't matter.
When he's not drunk he's pretty law abiding when driving. Kinda. But only because of Jean.
Plays WAP on loop in his car. Especially when a sister from the church decides to hitch a ride.
Ayato
He drives properly. He drives well. A bit too well considering he rarely drives.
Except when thoma is in the car. He becomes childe 2.0
He will stop by EVERY Boba place. And nothing can stop him.
Wdym that's too much boba?? Have you seen the never-ending supply of armpit Boba he has??
Ayato is a law abiding responsible driver for the most part. He IS the head of the yashiro commission after all.
Thoma
He takes the wheel whenever ayato is having too much fun. We can't let him crash the 69th car this month.
He has a mini heart attack everytime ayato sits in the driver's seat.
Thoma drives the kamisato siblings everywhere.
It's his duty as their servant! Defo not bc he doubts his masters or anything! OKAY. MAYBE HE'S A LITTLE WORRIED ABT THEM.
Long drives w thoma would be rly relaxing. There will be a comfortable silence and occasional small talk between you two. Unfortunately, his gentle voice quickly lulls you to sleep, so you can't admire his side profile and jawline for too long.
Jean
Like thoma, she is responsible.
THIS WOMAN IS A RESPONSIBLE, RELIABLE, GOOD AT DRIVING, WON'T CAUSE YOU ANY CONCUSSIONS IN AN ACCIDENT BC SHE WONT GET INTO ONE, OVERALL SUPER DOORMAT LIKE driver.
She doesn't drunk drive.
She doesn't get speeding tickets.
She stops at red lights.
She doesn't get into rando races.
She is a v good driver.
If you want to live another day, have Jean drive you. It's the safest bet and will defo save you from 2 hrs of wap/cocomelon on loop. Unless kaeya and Klee decided it'd be a funny joke.
Paimon
Paimon is physically too small to drive. The only car she can drive is this one
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The cart will be loaded w snacks and traveller has to push.
It's alright traveller! Paimon isn't heavy!
Paimon floats even in the mini car :D
Ei
She can't drive. Yae miko and Sara drive her.
She doesn't even know how to start a car.
She's great at charging electric ones though! When you tell her it's an electric car, she tries to control it with her powers, but then only realizes that she completely destroyed the car after a very loud "BOOM"
She'll then nervously ask how much it costed... can she borrow a loan from the 3 commissions first?? That's a lot of money! Sorry traveller!!
She was revoked of driving privileges. Use the teleport waypoints!!
Even the fish can drive better than you!!
But it's a part of your charm! We love you ei!
Timmie
Underage.
But if he had a car, it's a communal pigeon toilet!
It's not a car, it's a fucking truck full of pigeons n pigeon shit. You'd mistake it for a cement truck.
From Timmie's car, squawking is heard daily. Apparently ganyu, Sara and venti killing his birds daily gave him a corruption arc n he started imprisoning his pigeons in a car !??
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