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urmomw4ntsme · 8 months ago
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why is andrew the best peter but tom the most interesting peter 🤔
im slwepy as fuck rn but i was waiting to answere. this till i was free from the disgusting inhumane clutches of egg and jams ok so see we i may be biased byt look at tjis guy.
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yea this is rea footage of me being a simp i dont care he's cutie patootoe baby waby shona janu also like decades older tham me 😀 but anyway now that thats out of the way. we ALL love peter 3. thats a colective thing eveyome agrees on if u don't um ya boring bye
but he issss the best lke?? the way he plays peter the way he literally becomes him im not saying tobey or tom r bad im js saying andrew isbbetter. like . i havent watched tobeys movies so i cant sau that abotu him actually but i hve watched homecoming ffh and nwh amd i promise that andrews peteer is the best the funniest the prettiest peter because in toms peter we get to see a lot df action right?nd we get ro see him interacting with other superheroes and hes got ppl who r superpowered like him who have his back but peter 3 has no one hes alone !!!! he js has his aunt and his gf (she died) <3 but still we see hes so funny like that knife scene? wjen hes like omg noooo knives my only weaknes s :( and stuff he IS SO FUNNY !!!! NO KNE TALKS ABOUT IT. HIS HUMOR IS THE KINDA PATHETIC THAT WILLL MAKE U LAUGH SM CUS ITS PATHETIC and . peter 1 has 3 movies lots of screentime and as i said lots of interaction with other superheroes lots of plot lots of stuff happening to him lots of trauma lots of character development. but still for me at leastz petee 3 js. overshadows him? cus hes got js 2 fucking movies but hes so perfectly funny and traumatised and happy and sad and angry in that limited amount of thing without it feeling extra or obnoxious and like how do u not see jes the best????? like theres a guy who has an assignment of 20 pages and 7 days to do it and thwres another guy with the same assignment with only 2 days to do it but the seconf guys assignment turns out to be better and ppl r shocked when i cal him the best?? im not saying tom isn't thafs why i said hes the most interestign cus as i said He has sm sm sm sm sm character development i love it so mucj like we get to see him with this girl whos lowk weird and he has. crush on another girl but girls fsther tries to kill him send s him to jail and then he starts falling for first girl and he alao haa bsf who is guy . chair and hes in love witb the girl bit its awkward cus suddenly they apparently died for 5 yrs and came back to life then his real dad died and he goes to trip to be happy but thees jealousy jeaosy and random guy with fishbowl helmet and super storong element villains and nick furu is not rea ans hes scared and his love finds out hes spidey and they save the world tgt aND THEY KISS !!!!!!!! also he becomes thor/captain in middle but then later fickingg bald ass jj tells everyone who he is and now hes gotta do smth about it and eveyone almost dies and then there's ppl form diff unieerse and theres Him from diff univers????? and aunty may dies :( and hes sad and angry bit his bros got his back and MJ ALMOST DIES WHAT THEFUCK WAS THAT MARVEL WHY WUD U DO THAT TO MG POOR BABY PETEE 3 and amyway hes murderous but doesnt kill and them self sacrifice and love ob hisblife and bsf forget who he is !!! do u see how much is happening this is all so interesting its sooooo aweome i love him thats why i said whag i said i must stop now thsnk u meow bueyeey
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gwaean · 3 years ago
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The Rescuers  
Part One: “Old acquaintances meet again"
 Summary: You are a mandalorian rebel friends with Captain Rex so you are well aware of the entire "clone situation" going on. And of course you want to help as much as you can. You then go to Ryloth trying to help the Syndulla's and maybe find your old friend Cody. 
 Pairing: None. Yet. But will be a Crosshair x Reader.
 Gender: There'll be no mentions of gender or pronouns on this part yet. Though further in the story it might have she/they pronouns used.
 Word count: 1.6k
 Tags: Injury recover, post-clone wars story, rescuing clones/friends, a bit of melancholy?
 Warning: Brief description of injury.
 Notes: So, I literally dreamed most parts of this story (I know, crazy Star Wars obsession here). I filled up some parts as I was writing of course. And it turned out a bit like a beautiful sad tragic. I might even do a playlist for this fanfic actually. Hope u enjoy it :) 
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 The war, the republic, the jedi all have ended. Literally on the same day. And what it seemed like a fresh start, finally a moment of peace in the chaos turned into nightmares. You weren’t there when it happened, you just heard the news of Obi-Wan saying the jedi order and the republic had fallen and you also heard the now Emperor Palpatine telling everyone that the clone wars has ended and the jedi were traitor, they’ve tried to assassinate him according to well… himself. And now he’s forming this new galactic empire, giving people numbers like the ones clones used to have and killing off any resistance against this new order. Everyone seemed to believe him, you gotta give him that he was a pretty damn’ good  liar indeed. But you knew better than that. You are mandalorian after all and were friends with no one less than Duchess Satine and Senator Padmé. You helped them countless times in their diplomatics and you even fought with the jedi and the clones at times. They were good people, yes, the order might have messed up at lot but traitors? Murders? They sure didn’t deserve to die like that and I guess… No one does.
  You quickly then joined the rebellion. There you found many of former politics like Senator Organa and even a clone… Captain Rex (or is it Commander now?). You’ve met him once before and he seemed like a good person and looks like he’s really a great man just like you thought. You soon became friends. But sadly, the other clones you knew before like Cody were still with the empire. Though both you and Rex were very determinate to help others like him. And also, obviously, protect your allies against the empire.
  Well, as expected trouble begins. There’s been rumors about what’s going in Ryloth with the Syndulla’s and the empire occupation. Worried about them and their people, you go there to help as you can. And if there’s need, you’d call more rebels to help too though you didn’t want to envolve more people yet because you’re afraid of the reaction it could cause ( and what that would cost for ryloth and its people). You also have a tiny tiny hope that maybe just maybe Cody could be there.
  Arriving in Ryloth, you discover the Syndulla family have indeed oppose agains the empire occupation and they’ve went into a lot of trouble because of that but apparently a group of mercenaries (?) have already rescued them from the prison they were sent to. One less problem for you to fix I guess. You were glad for them but you still want to spy a little on the empire and see what you could find out after all, the trip couldn’t be for nothing.
  You find your way and get to a particular high hill with a great view of one imperial base. You pick up your binoculars and the only person you see in a sort of balcony is a very depressive-looking Crosshair. You remember him from that one time clone force 99 saved your butt from the mess you’ve yourself in. He was… quite unfriendly, let’s say. But he did get the job done and made sure you were okay so you just ignored his behavior. Looking at him now it was looking at a shadow of him. 
   It made you remember what Rex told you once: 
“We clones were all created with this chip thing in our my minds. We were made for the war and the war only but apparently someone thought it would be great if they let us think we've got free will. That we could be anything we wanted to be after the war. So we made friends, some of us found a family with our jedi. They let we hope. Just so we have all of that taken away from us with order 66. The war had ended for everyone except for us. We had our will taken from us, our minds controlled by this chip and we had to follow orders. While we're still there conscious of what we were doing we had to kill the people we fought together the entire war. I remember her face... I'm so glad she didn't see my face. I couldn't bare.” 
 Thinking about what all the clones been through, you can’t just leave him like this. He did save you once and this was your chance to repay that. Rex keeps saying we can’t save everyone (more to himself than to you) but one person is better than nobody, right?  At the time you improvise a plan: neither the empire nor Cross can’t know yet that you’re a rebel. You haven’t done anything yet incriminating (at least not that they were aware of). So you can just jump in there where he was standing and talk to him. Worst case scenario he ignores you. However you sure knew how to annoy him enough that at least he would call you out and when that happens you act. Ok, that you still have to figure out exactly how you would act. Well, half of a plan is better than no plan.
  You just jump in behind his back and of course he points his gun at you as expected. But he apparently recognizes who it’s standing in front of him and put his riffle down. 
   “ Hello there.”  You say.
   “What do you think you’re doing?”  He replies.
   “Oh, please, don’t act like you aren’t happy to see me.” 
     He gives you a faint of a smile. “Don’t flatter yourself.” 
     You smiled back. “But seriously, what you’re doing here all alone? And why- You finally noticed the burn mark on his now bald head. - are you like this? Doesn’t the empire takes care of its soldiers? Nor your squad? The bad batch, right? That’s what you called yourselves?” 
     His face closes again. “You have nothing to do with that. I’m-” 
     “By yourself?” You pause for a moment. “Alright, I get it. You’ve probably been through a lot. We all have. Not sure why you’re like this but it doesn’t matter right now. I just wonder… Don’t you want to get out of all of this?” 
     Cross pauses for a moment. It seems like he's considering the possibility. “I… I can’t.” 
     “But…”  You then think. You remind yourself of how protective he was that one time you were saved by them. Maybe this instinct was still there, you had to try. You saw a pointed rock close to where you were standing and decided that you would accidentally cut yourself. “Ouch!” 
    “What’s up?” 
    “Oh! Nothing! Just might have cut myself here.” You show your hand now with a bit bigger than you expected cut and some blood.
     He almost laughs at it. “What a little clumsy one you are, eh?” 
     His mocking at you, that’s something, right? “Yeah, I guess….” 
     “Well, let’s go?”  He points to the door.
     “Go where?” 
     “Don’t you wanna take care of that, sweetheart?” 
     “Right, medical bay then?” 
     “Obviously.”  Perfect. He would be right where you needed him to be.
  The both of you enter the facility and walk directly to the medical bay. The empire base is pretty much a bland dark and boring military base with some troopers walking around, some commanders (you think) yelling at the soldiers and some droids doing whatever they have to do. You knew only that they were “r - unities” but droids weren’t exactly your area of expertise. However you do notice that the troopers walking around still wear the same clone armor from back the war. And you feel guilty. Because as much as you’d like you won’t be able to help them all. They’ll stay there with their chips on being controlled by the empire…. By the force, that was a hole guilty trip you knew you shouldn’t take. It wasn’t your fault. No, no. They did this. Palpatine and his men were the monsters. Not you. And certainly not these poor clones. One day, yes, one day maybe you could come back and save them?
 “Hmmm…. You wanna me to do this?”  Cross says. You were so distracted in your thoughts you don’t even realized you were already in the medical bay.
 “Oh. You don’t have to.” 
 “It's fine. I’m used to do this anyway.” 
  “Ok. Be my guest then?” 
  “Wow, you’re so funny.” He jokes.
  “Whatever. Just do your thing.” 
  “Give me your hand.”  
 You give him your hand and he takes it. And to your surprise he’s very gentle while taking care of your wound. He applies some alcohol pads to clean the wound. And as he presses the wound to stop the bleeding you reach for your gun and keep looking at his face. His very concentrated. It’s almost like the rest of the galaxy doesn’t matter. He’s only there at the moment focused on helping you. And you’re trying to plan how you’re gonna knock him out to take his chip off.
 “Now I’m gonna get some stuff to make a bandage for ya, ok?” He says and turns his back. Now is you chance. You turn your blaster to stun only and shoots. He falls. 
 “I’m sorry. But there’s no other way.” You whisper as if he’s actually listening. 
 It takes some effort (seriously, Crosshair's heavier than he looks) but you manage to put him on one these surgical stretchers. You also have to learn super quick how to use the pad control to see where the chip’s in and take it off. But it’s done. And you wait and wait… For what it seemed like hours though it was only like 15 minutes.
And he wakes up very confused.
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luvargas · 3 years ago
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     i think i just saw LUCILA “ LU ” VARGAS ride by on a golf cart . at least i think it was her . after all , CREDIT IN THE STRAIGHT WORLD BY HOLE was blasting on the transistor radio . maybe she was on her way to work , i hear she’s a PERSONAL TRAINER . but she totally could have been on her way to SNEAK IN A SMOKE AT THE GARDEN . guess we’ll never know . you’ll definitely know its her when you see LOOSE AND TANGLED HAND WRAPS , BUTTON BADGES ON VEGAN LEATHER ,  AND HEAR THE SHRILL SOUND OF BICKERING around the country club . let’s just hope she stays off the green after hours or else the sprinklers will get her !
( new muse, messy thoughts, u get the gist. pls know the views of this chara do not reflect my own. the name’s katya, 21, she/her pronouns & im ready 2 party. feel free to hmu wnvr or drop a like to plot n ill com 2 u ! x — oh n pls be a pal n read this quick disclaimer. tysm ! )
BASICS
24 years old
15 april 1997
5′1″ or 1.55m tall
bisexual cis woman, she/her
aries sun, aqua moon, and aqua rising
love languages : quality time & acts of service
BIO POINTS
kid o’ divorce, lived w her ma in chicago til she was 6 then w her dad in highlands til 14 then back to her ma ! 
def a daddys gorl. so used to her white pop’s leniency that livin w her strict latina ma durin her teen yrs was So Not Her Vibe ergo * cue her rebel grrrl phase *
did not finish hs ! left senior yr 2 to go w her “ radically progressive ” college bf to [ insert dev country. ] they broke up after a few mos but she kept at that life for a couple more yrs
seen some places. lived in new countries. done some shit. some good, some sus, but all generally well-intentioned. tis a whole thing but u get the gist, nywy !
lu’s back in da usa by 21. rel w the ma is strained but the pa is chill w stuff, they kept in touch. he said shell get her college fund if she gets her ged so she does !
her dad is v active n stuff so shes just always been v sporty w him. lu turnin 23 w zilch plans worried him so he implored her to get certified as a personal trainer ! n when she did, he called in a few favors w a pal he knows et voilà ! ur hired.
LU AT WORK
shes been workin at the country club fr a little over a yr now. most her clients are influencer-type gals n they luv her bc shes can take rlly cute pics n stuff for content. lu sorta likes some of em n she fakes the rest for the bread. u can bet she clowns all em richies behind their back   
unless she got clients, catch her runnin’ about the club n minglin’ w the other workers. does it annoy mngmt ? yes. n she luvs that. but bc her soon-2-b-karen clients luv her n wont stand for her bein booted, she can milk that impunity
actually knows her shit n lowkey rlly enjoys the work. she picked back up the boxing n tae kwon do she did when she was younger plus she was always in the track team at school. v healthy lifestyle save for her smokin vice n the party moments
PERSONALITY 
passionate ! has lotsa opinions. helluva a drama queen, bit of a loud mouth, argumentative n stubborn but her heart’s in the right place, albeit a lil misguided. comes w the whole activist bit, bitin her tongue just aint it. highkey makes everythin political n smtms gotta realize .,.,. it just aint that deep chief. some say shes needlessly defiant, but maybe thats a in the beholder typa thing ? fingers crossed 4 lu’s sake
fun, fun, fun ! can be real naggy but shes no buzzkill. wannabe anarchist-slash-mutineer who wants 2 stick it 2 the man ! get rowdy go crazy
fight, fight, fight ! goin back to the first bit, she talks big. esp w like ,, men n the whites lol. she can actually walk her threats tho she isnt actually violent. w arguments, she likes to start em but finishin is ... ruff.  also any dare, she wont back down in either doin it or arguin why doin it wld be smth-ist. shes not the sharpest tool ok rip lu
loyal legend ! fr her friends n buds, shell turn a blind eye. pals r the only exception ! truly ride or die n will do errthng 4 em. v much a believer in the power of community n ppl needin ppl or wtvr, yk, all that stuff. shes mouthy but like, she helps ppl 
here’s a brief blurb n a more coherent look into lu as a character
TIDBITS
lu can understand spanish but hers is a bit broken, tis her secret shame shhh
she doesn’t believe in the institution. any institution. u name it, shes got beef
pls dont fact check her she cant hear u
probs lowkey thinks shes better than u bc shes vegan
prefers 2 be called “ lu ” n ny1 who insists on lucila is dead 2 her 
comments abt her not lookin like a pt w her height n frame will result in an earful n a dramatic outburst. it aint worth it chief
watches lotsa sports w her pops. mostly indiv ones. mma, boxing, tennis, track, etc
dont ask me abt her principles n politics, i cant explain em either. v inconsistent n just messy at this point tbh but here’s a lil attempt ig
she drives a 2018 prius n lives in a p nice 1br apt outside the club
her mom’s middle class n her dad is almost upper-middle class. he isnt a member of the club but, like ,,, he cld be if he wanted to lol. he spoils her sm while she hasnt rlly Spoken to her mom besides civility, rip they both stubborn, tis a vargas thing
she is v much in a comfy position money-wise n dsnt hav much Need to hustle but sis does hav a couple of organizations she regularly sends some dough to so thats nice ig
she went fr grassroots activist to a veteran twitter/tumblr/reddit/wtvr ranter n a change.org gofundme petition regular. is it burnout ? is she ok ? honestly who knows
WANTED CONNECTIONS / TAKEN CONNECTIONS
found family ! pals n squad wanted. y’all gotta hav patience or ear plugs to power thru her self-indulgent mini-rants but shell luv ya back tenfold !
carpool buds ? cld be a pal ! or maybe yall had a lil argument or small beef but lu still drives ym bc her pride ? said mother earth first even tho the tension n silly drama is funny 
homies to smoochies ! just sum nsa makin out. cld be pals, cld be flirty, idk, but if u wanna kiss her shes probs ok w that
smoke bud ! just sum1 thats her go-to 2 smoke w on her breaks. knows not to call her out on how its not healthy fr a trainer yada yada she knows ok. let her live
an ex ? idk yet shes not rlly datey but thats out there
crushes ! this bitch hot but does she know how to flirt ? not rlly. watch her fumble
debate club ! aka sum1 she bickers w relentlessly. its valid, sum1 fite her. r u a worker or a club member ? either works. its a whole club bc she can have tons, lu can be hella annoying n testy
clients ! self-explanatory. do they get along tho ? lets find out ! 
( im officially braindead now but if y’all got more ideas or think theres smth lu wld fit just lmk !!! down 4 wtvr, wld luv 2 hash it out w yall <3 ) 
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theblackbirdsgemimagines · 4 years ago
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Ramble away, cause I feel the twisted head rot, I kinda wanna see what you think about our bois. ~ a pocket sized dragon hops in excitement.
A POCKET SIZED DWAGOOOOOONNNN 😭💞💞💞 That’s so BLESSED, and tysm omg, I’m very glad to just spill out my barking on every boy, bc yEAH THE BRAIN ROT SKDHAKDB
THE BRAIN ROT IS SO REAL LOL
Everything I breathe ends up relating to TWST in some way, like at this point just let me take my friends, cousins, and pets, and of course Lulu and Seb, and I will have 1. A Gottdamned Harem, 2. So Many Children, and 3. NEVER WANT TO LEAVE. Kwfhskdhjwek
Ok this is gonna be long bc I gotta cover all my boys, so rip lol.
Dorm Leads:
Riddle
GOD, my Fucking Baby, my CHILD, my SWEET BABY BOY, I’M 👁💧👄💧👁
I would die for him, beetch, he is PRECIOUS ♥️
He reminds me of how I feel Ciel would behave if S/O took the place as Sebastian’s contracee, too, so like 🥺 Lots of feels 😭
Is Son, I have adopted him now. If you mistreat him, don’t ever speak to me or my son ever again. I’ll FIGHT his MOM, don’t TEST me. I’m his new mom now. His BIRD mom. So proud of him, he’s like...one of the few that’s actually shown growth in canon after his overblot kshdkadjs
Leona
👁💧👄💧👁
.....I am a Mere Simp....
Ya’ll.... I swearh to ghOD I simped hard for Scar back when I was a wee thing, I did NOT expect to simp for him AGAIN LATER IN LIFE, what the FUCK aidhskdhskdj
Like shit bitch, damn, you may not be king of Afterglow honey, but you can be king of my heart if you wAnt to bb....
Leona: *smiles once, even if it’s smugly*
Me: *WEEPING* Look at hiiiiiiim!! My sunshine booooooy! 😭
Does this make me a furry
Probably
I am too Simp to Care Anymore
I HESITATED TO GET ATTACHED BC THIS BOY LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN WOMANIZER IF I EVER SAW ONE, BUT HE DRINKS HIS RESPECT WOMEN JUICE EVERY SINGLE MORNING AND I WAS A GONNER SNDJAJDHSJ
FUCK
Call me a Herbivore again, bully me //SLAPPED
Azul
He secretly a lil shit sometimes, but tha’s ok, it’s mostly in a silly way, especially post overblot~ UvU
The sweetest bby everytime I read fanposts on him, like god, ah 💜💜💜 WHOMST COULD BULLY SUCH A CUTE CHUBBY OCTOBABY I’LL FIGHT ALL OF EM!! A sweetheart 10/10 would be his friend 💗 Not making contracts with him tho, lol
...ok maybe SOME after his overblot, but they’re able to be easily reversed now, so it’s way more chill andhsjdj
Kalim
FUCK!!!! F U C K!!!! BABYYYYYYY!!!! BABY!!!! I HAVE ADOPTED HIM IF YOU TOUCH HIM YOU D I E
He is literally so sweet, anytime anyone was like “you’re so nice it’s annoying” I WAS READY TO COME FLYING IN TO BITCH SLAP THEM LIKE AJDHSKDHSJ (even if I also loved them lol)
Like NO you are WRONG whfksjd
He has also grown so much, and I am proud ♥️🧡
Vil
Jesus Christ, canon Vil is Hurting Meeeeee ajdhskdhsj
My fave fanon Vil is the one that recognizes all different types of beauty, though~ uvu and is v encouraging to anyone that may be struggling with self hatred 💜
Canon: Vil is pretty~.
Me: Wow, wtf???? He IS so pretty... How rude I didn’t think you were serious! Wow him??? Pretty??? Wow??? Wow...
Idia
I’m not sure yet, as I haven’t seen him very often, but of the few times that I have: BIG same, huge mood, and Me FUCKING Too, goddamn akdhakdj
Idia is my Anxiety and Anime Nerd personified tbh lol
What Ortho is to him are what all my comfort characters are to me, honestly.
Like what would you like bby, you want that singing voice?? Ok here comes a synthesizer just special for you~. Ily, mwah~ u3u 💕
Malleus
HEAVY BREATHING
Ok maybe it’s just the lack of story/info out on him yet, but I don’t currently simp as hard for him compared to Leona, I’ll admit jajdkajd
BUT BOY HOWDEY DO I EVER STILL S I M P...
He Is Baby... And I Lob Him....
I am going to smooch those horns and forehead crown of beautiful scales 🖤🖤🖤 I am going to do it!!!! Here I go!!!
HE CAN HAVE ALL THE ICE CREAM AND TAMAGATCHI DATES HE WANTS I’M- 😭
This man is too precious for words, and I have so much childhood nostelgia to ‘enchanted’ woods, and being in the mountains, so he has Old Fae Friend vibes to me~🖤
DRAGON FORM DRAGON FORM DRAGON FORM DRAGON FORM DRAGON F-
Ngl I ship him and Leona a lil bit lol
No, not just bc that makes a poly with my two faves easier, but that is a bonus factor jadhajdj
Vice Dorm Heads:
Trey
Oh my god, the Daddy to my Mommy with all these newly adopted lil kids of ours, ya know??? What a wholesome sweetie and funny lil shit jahdksdh~
I love him, I would gladly make tarts with, AND for him 💚💚💚
The kind of boi who I’d ship HARD with anyone he started dating bc My God it would warm my heart So Much 💞💞
Ruggie (unofficial but may as well be at this point lol)
He took a while to grow on me kadhskdhsj
But I think he’d be a sweet, if a trouble-maker of a friend to have~.
Dank you for taking care of my sweet lion bby, honey, I’m sure Farrena is a sweetheart, but boi I hope he gets his shit together to fix up where Ruggie lives 😭
I think if I met his granny, I’d CRY jadhajsh 💗💗
Leech Twins (?)
Idk if they’re vice leaders, but who cares lol
THESE are the older Big Brothers in every sense of the word. (My canon ages most everyone up just a bit, save for Riddle, Ace, Deuce, Kalim, Jamil, Cheka, and anyone already 20+)
The ANNOYING older big brothers, lol.
The ones that hug you to death (Floyd), or use you for an arm rest (Jade), and specifically Do the thing you asked/told them NOT to Do.
This is fine with me tho, I’m an only child, please give me the experience of annoying older brothers lol 💙💚
Jamil
I used to hate you bby, I’m so sorry akdhskdhs
I’ve adopted him now, and I’m v proud he’s trying, but making clear what his boundaries are, and trying to come out of a shell he was made to be in for so long 😭
AND HIS DANCING IS SICK LIKE HONESTLY I’M SUCH A PROUD MOM 💗💗💗
Rook
God. FUCKING Rook, lol.
IDK IF I SHOULD TRUST YOU, but I also kinda wanna be your friend akdhakdjs
HE CONCERNS ME but he also seems nice and v sweet sometimes, lmao
Blz don’t stalk me tho 😬
STOP SHOOTING YOUR ARROWS AROUND SCHOOL YOU BLOODY HEATHEN FRENCH PRISS, YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE
Also, if he DARES hunt cute animals around me, especially BIRDS, I am going to GRIP him jahdkahdsk
He’s like if Lord Druitt was a Little More Nice and a Little Bit Less Creepy ajdhak
Lilia:
GOD.
I LOVE THIS FUCKING GRANDPA.
I. FUCKING. LOVE. THIS FUCKING. GRANDPA.
I absolutely hc him as nonbinary w/masc pronouns, I absoLUTELY do.
I adore him, I love him, I haven’t gotten a squish (hardcore desire to be someone’s friend, lol) this hard for a character since AngelDust, I-
Pwease be nonbinary friends with me, Lilia 🥺
THE ONLY PERSON HERE SHORTER THAN ME, BUT I’LL TAKE IT AJDHAKDHJS
Anyone know Corpse and how he plays Among Us? That’s how I see Lilia playing his video games with friends and I JUST I JUST I J U S T
The Spencer to your Carly.
He and Crowley are free to compete as Dad with me too like honestly kshdkadjjs
He’ll always be granpa tho uvu 💚💖🖤
Extras:
Ace
God, the Fucking Annoying Middle Brother that pranks you ALL THE DAMN TIME, but I love him andhakdhsk
Deuce
THE BROTHER THAT WILL BEAT UP YOUR BULLIES 💙💙💙 SWEET BABY BOY
The Josh to Ace’s Drake. The Cody to Ace’s Zack. The Freddie to your Carly and Ace’s Sam.
If he and Ace started dating, tho, I would CRY.
But regardless who they end up dating, it’ll be slow burn friends to lovers, and literally the most adorable shit to watch EVER 💞💞💞😭
Cater
Seems Like A Womanizer But Actually Drinks His Reapect Women Juice And We Stan That 🧡
Can always count on him to help tou get the best Magicram shots, bless you Cater 🧡🧡
Also rly wanna be his friend, ngl 😭 Even IF he pranks me a lot kadhakdhsj
Jack:
H E AV Y BR EA T H IN G
Ngl my feelings for him are in the air IDK IF I WANNA SMOOCH OR NOT YET I JUST KNOW I LOB HIM HE GOODEST BESTEST BOY 💛💛💛😭
If all three Savannaclaw bois got in a cuddle pile with me, I would Not Be Mad
How can I give this boy love, tell me and I will Do It
Gift him all the cacti’s he WANTS💛
God he drinks that respecc women juice bright and early on his run every morning, you KNOW he does 💛💛💛
I wawnt to pet his ears an tail an fwuffy wolf form 😭
I WAWNT TO SEE THE BOY SMILE AND BE HAPPY 💞💞💞
Sebek
CHILL CHILL CHILL CHILL CH-
He is a v devoted guard tho, we love to see it UvU
I don’t have more info on him hekdhskdj but his fanmade content seems v v sweet~ 💚
Silver
HE ATTRACTS BIRDS AND I CRY ABOUT IT PLEASE BE MY FRIEND AND TEACH ME HOW 🥺🥺🥺
Him being raised by Lilia and Malleus literally gives me so much Fucking Seratonin....... God 💞💕💗💗💞💞💗💗💕💞
Ortho
IS BABY????? IS BABY!!!!!! I’M LOVE HIM I’M ADOPTING HIM IS BABYYYYYYY 💙💙💙💙💙
Cheka:
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
He is so FUCKING CUTE what the FUCK!
Leonaaaaaaa... 🥺 Your NEPHEWWWWW 😭
I might steal him from Farrena tbh, lIKE MY CHILD NOW~ 🧡🧡
I just sob and hug him every time I see him honestly 😭
Teachers:
Dire Crowley
Ohhhhhh god oh god oh god
Be my dad. Please. Be my dad. PLEASE be my dad. Ya’ll think I’m joking, I’m not. Please adopt me. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK.
This man as a father gives me so much dopamine and oxytocin and seratonin??? I have been weeping for WEEKS, please adopt me, Sir
Fathers with zero braincells being wrapped around a daughter’s little finger makes me so weak, and I am just here with Daddy Issues like ajdhakdhsj BLEASE ADOPT ME MISTER BIRD MAN
Crewel
Ew.
Forgive me, I haven’t seen much content with him in it/that could be considered wholesome, bUT JADHWKDJSJ
UncoMFORTABLE
Please keep the kink talk out of the classroom, S I R
Call me puppy one more time, see what happens, I’m not scared to fight a teacher akdhakdhsj
Trein
The Dad Figure that tries to be the stern part to Crowley’s blumbering kahdkqrhsjdj
Don’t feel as much attachment to him emotionally, but I like him~
Just let me pet your cat sometimes and give you holiday presents, and we’re cool~ ♥️
Vargas
Found the womanizer //SMACKED
And of course, I can’t forget Grim~!
He’s grown on me, and if anything happens to him I will kill everyone in the room, and then myself 😭
I will pet and snuggle and hold him all he wants and feed him all the tuna his heart desires uvu 💙
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nctvrnal · 4 years ago
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hey y’all this is not a full character intro but a rundown to get some quick plotting going!! i’m vee and i use a lot of exclamation points i can’t help it but also i can and yet i can’t!!! find me on discord @ baby límon 🍋🐸#6632
first up there’s ivy!
 [ SOOYOUNG / JOY, SHE/THEY, GENDER APATHETIC ]  —  [ IVY MOON ]  is a child of  [ HECATE ]  with the power of  [ MYSTIOKINESIS ] .  they were born in  [ 1996 ]  and have been in nemean lion since  [ 2013 ] .  with the change, they  [ HAVE GRADUATED FROM ]  the  [ AMBASSADOR ]  role which makes sense since they’re usually  [ INTERACTING WITH FANS & BAKING ] .
 click here to go to her page!!
really any sort of connections work to her since she’s messy and annoying! hook up, ghost hunting buddy, animal crossing friends, coworkers, anything really!! just know that she will not shut up so someone who doesn’t like her works too please 
and then marcus!
[ AVAN JOGIA, HE/HIM, CISMAN ]  —  [ MARCUS JOHNSON ]  is a child of  [ HADES ]  with the power of  [ UMBRAKINESIS & SHADOW TRAVEL ] .  they were born in  [ 1995 ]  and have been in nemean lion since  [ 2007 ] .  with the change, they  [ ARE TRAINING IN ]  the  [ STANDARD ]  role which makes sense since they’re usually  [ STUDYING & TAKING CARE OF THEIR BABY ] .
HE’S A DAD!!! his daughter is two and his wife died in a recent monster attack ):
so he’s back at nemean for protection and some training
he got adopted by the johnson fam when he was 14 so he’s siblings with astrid, miri, pax, and juniper!
he needs friends pls uwu
listen about trevor he’s so funny please
[ SEOKJIN KIM, HE/HIM, CIS MAN ]  —  [ TREVOR AHN ]  is a child of  [ APOLLO ]  with the power of  [ HEALING ] .  they were born in  [ 1993 ]  and have been in nemean lion since  [ 2011 ] .  with the change, they  [ HAVE GRADUATED FROM ]  the  [ MEDICAL ]  role which makes sense since they’re usually [ RUNNING THE INFIRMARY & TEACHING ] .
sooo before nl went public trevor would travel around and perform “medical miracles” and heal people. he’d only charge rich ppl tho the rest he would do for free
he had some fame and did tv appearances and really milked the whole miracle thing
he would even be like the pOwER Of GOd hEaLS YoU bc he’s a dick
anyway he’s actually smart and studious but hates being serious it feels awk
now that it's out that he's a demigod ya boi doesn't want public blacklash so he's pretending he just find out too and he's like :O who would've thought, huh
he runs the infirmary so if your chara works there or is studying that track they should know each other!!
also he’s dating miri <3
now on to drew!
[ TAEHYUNG KIM, HE/THEY, NON-BINARY ]  —  [ DREW SUH ]  is a child of  [ NIKE ]  with the power of  [ ENHANCED SKILLS & CERTAIN VICTORY ] .  they were born in  [ 1995 ]  and have been in nemean lion since  [ 2010 ] .  with the change, they  [ HAVE GRADUATED FROM ]  the  [ HERO ]  role which makes sense since they’re usually  [TRAINING & STUDYING ] .
 tbh i think at some point all my charas had a crush on drew he’s just minds his own business and vibes
he’s been training hard since arriving to nl so he’s super advanced in combat and overall skills
nl’s perfect poster demigod and tbh idk how he feels about it
has completed many missions so drew sped through the hero track and was one of the first ones to graduate
will do 1 on 1 training if he has time!! drew loves to help out those new to the demigod stuff and give out advance for combat and wielding weapons!
joonho is also vibes but also chaos
[ SEHUN OH, HE/HIM, GENDER APATHETIC ]  —  [ JOONHO KWON]  is a child of  [ TYCHE ]  with the power of  [ META PROBABILITY MANIPULATION ] .  they were born in  [ 1996 ]  and have been in nemean lion since [ 2016 ] .  with the change, they  [ ARE TRAINING IN ] the [ AMBASSADOR ]  role which makes sense since they’re usually  [ VIBIN’ ]
u kno when ppl are like teehee i’m not just a pretty face
well joonho IS just a pretty face and wouldn’t have it any other way
anyway with his power he riggs stuff and will enter contest/giveaways for funsies
if you’re his friend and ask him to win something for you he’ll do it no hesitation!
oof, daphne. this one is a little longer than the rest
[ DAVIKA HOORNE , SHE/HER, DEMIGIRL ]  —  [ DAPHNE SAENGMAI ]  is a grandchild of  [ HECATE & ATHENA ]  with the power of  [ MAGIC ] .  they were born in  [ 1993 ]  and have been in nemean lion since  [ 2004-2015 & 2020 ] .  with the change, they  [ HAVE GRADUATED FROM ]  the  [ BUSINESS ]  role which makes sense since they’re usually  [ IN HER OFFICE & BOSSING PEOPLE AROUND ]
she’s a grandchild of hecate & athena. 
one thing u gotta kno about daphne is that she just doesn’t care!!!!! alright well she does care a little but mostly doesn’t! everything reflects back on her so she has to pretend she does. 
so back in the day her mom lou had a half sister (also hecate) and she died but her ghost/spirit whatever stayed roaming the earth and lou kind of trapped her bc she was p vengeful n angry! then daphne as born and named after her aunt and then lou agreed to let ghost daphne stay in babie daphne’s body if she dedicated herself into protecting lou’s daughter and ya so alive daphne has a ghost named daphne living inside of her and she has random knowledge and memories that aren’t hers and if you hear daph talking to herself she probably actually isn’t lmaooo 
also her magic is stronger than it’s supposed to be bc of it. 
anyway ok so daphne got the call from her mom that it was time for her to take the ceo position at nl and let me tell u!!!! she cried for like 10 min on the phone and then her mom was like r u done being dramatic and she was like ya but also i want an ice rink (she did figure skating growing up and wanted to persue a career but :/) and i’ll go quietly and her mom was like ok deal. she’s been gone the past 5 years so if your chara has been here longer feel free to assume they know each other p well or hmu!! either way everyone should know daph even if it’s a new acquaintance bc she’s in charge and she’s good w names and faces.  i can’t explain her daphne is j daphne have fun teehee
ANYWAY that’s it really i will plot anything with anyone uwu
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flowrxchild · 5 years ago
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🌼Get To Know Me Tag🌼
Thanks @satans-helper for tagging me!!! This is gonna be a long one so if anyone feels it’s necessary, please tell me to shut up! oke doke les do it❤️
1. What’s your middle name?
Olivia!
2. How old are you?
20, very cool and very funky years..
3. When’s your birthday?
January 8th
4. What’s your zodiac sign?
Capricorn 🐏 also an Aries rising, Libra moon if anyone cares lol
5. What’s your favourite colour?
Rn it’s yellow!
6. What’s your lucky number?
Ok I rlly gotta pick one soon cuz I just don’t have one lol
7. Do you have any pets?
Used to have a chubby brown lab but she was an old girl:( BUT recently I have fed a stray cat enough for him to come back everyday so he is now mine by Ricky Law™️
8. Where are you from?
Toronto, Canada baybee
9. How tall are you?
5’5
10. What shoe size are you?
7 and a half? I think?
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Not that many like 5 tops lol
12. What was your last dream about?
Last night I dreamt about going horse back riding?? I woke up like ...she’s a horse girl, I knew it..
13. What talents do you have?
I can draw/paint?? Also I’m a pretty snazzy photographer
14. Are you psychic in any way?
I’m definitely intuitive...I’ve experienced some very strange coincidences in my life...
15. Favourite song?
Jimi Hendrix’ Voodoo Chile
16. Favourite Movie?
Moonrise Kingdom
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
*stares in Josh Kiszka yearn*
18. Do you want children?
Erm not sure yet
19. Do you want a church wedding?
Lol I want whatever the opposite of a church wedding is..
20. Are you religious?
Nope.
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
Yes. I’m so clumsy I am a danger to myself at this point...
22. Have you ever gotten in trouble with the law?
No I’m literally a baby chicken and will cry if u raise ur voice at me
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
Not formally? I’ve seen a lot of random celebrities just walking around tho cuz I live in a big city
24. Baths or showers?
Showers, practically but I love me a good bath now and again
25. What color socks are you wearing?
Im not wearing any ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ;-) Sam Kiszka tease ;-) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
26. Have you ever been famous?
One time my painting was put into a community art gallery and they took my photo for the local newspaper except they made the centre fold of the page fold into the picture around my face so it got all distorted and it was like when Mike Wazowski was in the Monsters Inc commercial...
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
Not rlly..
28. What type of music do you like?
Rock, folk and indie but I will listen to anything
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
Yes. Me and my friends do it every year as a cottage tradition!
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
3...I need to be snuggled AND supported
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
I don’t sleep unless I curl up into the smallest ball possible like a friggin cat
32. How big is your house?
She smol
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
Literally just coffee most days. I love anarchy
34. Have you ever fired a gun?
Nope. Don’t have the desire to either.
35. Have you ever tried archery?
I have not but I’ve always wanted to!
36. Favourite clean word?
Cozzy
37. Favourite swear word?
Cunty but like as an adjective
38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?
Not rlly sure...probably only a day. I’m a very sleepy person
39. Do you have any scars?
Yep
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
If I told you, they wouldn’t be secret ;-)
41. Are you a good liar?
No not at all. My face gives it away so badly
42. Are you a good judge of character?
I like to think so. My first impressions of people tend to be true.
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
Ya but not well ahsgag
44. Do you have a strong accent?
I don’t think I do, but my family from the states always says we have the stereotypical “Canadian accent”.
45. What is your favourite accent?
I loooove Irish accents. I find them very pleasing to hear!
46. What’s your personality type?
INFP-T to be precise
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
My prom dress I think? I got it a Free People for 90$ and at that store, that’s a steal...
48. Can your curl your tongue?
Yeth
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
If this is referring to my belly button then, innie
50. Left or right handed?
Right handed
51. Are you scared of spiders?
Ew ya
52. Favourite food?
Ok my fave food is also my fave foreign food and it’s Indian!
53. Favourite foreign food?
^
54. Are you a clean or messy person?
messy...ITS CAREFUL CHAOS OK?
55. Most used phrase?
I really am not sure...
56. Most used word?
probably ‘like’. Yes I’m gen Z, yes I have trouble articulating my thoughts. And what about it???
57. How long does it take you to get ready?
I need at least an hour...I like to plan
58. Do you have much of an ego?
I don’t think so??
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
If you bite lollipops, you’re in jail now, I don’t make the law.
60. Do you talk to yourself?
Yes, I’m the funniest person I know.
61. Do you sing to yourself?
Yes, funny you ask, I’m not only the funniest person I know, but also North America’s greatest entertainer!
62. Are you a good singer?
No! But I will preform for myself and the spiders living in my room. Yes, we exist!
63. Biggest fear?
Losing the people I love, being trapped.
64. Are you a gossip?
No yuck i hate it.
65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?
this is too broad and difficult but The Witch. It’s spooky and dramatic.
66. Do you like long or short hair?
I don’t rlly have a preference...
67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
Probably if I try really really hard lol as a Canadian, this is a good road trip game
68. Favourite school subject?
Art or English!
69. Extrovert or introvert?
Introvert
70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
No but something about makes me anxious
71. What makes you nervous?
I would really love to find something that doesn’t make me anxious. Let’s start with that.
72. Are you scared of the dark?
No! I find it comforting sometimes actually
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
Depends. I hate confrontation so I only do it if it really matters...
74. Are you ticklish?
Ok I wanna know who isn’t! Like whomst is not ticklish??
75. Have you ever started a rumour?
I hope not...I would feel very stinky
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
If by authority you mean telling my sister to get out of my unassigned-assigned spot on the couch even though my voice cracks a little as I do it causing her to laugh even harder, than yes.
77. Have you ever drank underage?
Yes. *police sirens grow closer*
78. Have you ever done drugs?
I have done a weed or 2. Yes
79. Who was your first real crush?
My neighbour lol
80. How many piercings do you have?
3! My ears and also my cartilage! Used to have my septum, but it caused me too many problems so i let it grow over :(
81. Can you roll your R’s?
Ya!
82. How fast can you type?
So fast *spongebob voice* wanna see me do it again?
83. How fast can you run?
I would probably be the first to go in a horror movie
84. What colour is your hair?
Dark brown
85. What colour are your eyes?
Brown
86. What are you allergic to?
Nothing substantial.
87. Do you keep a journal?
Ya I do!
88. What do your parents do?
My mums a school secretary and my dads a fraud investigator
89. Do you like your age?
U know what, ya..I can’t complain.
90. What makes you angry?
Injustice and rudeness
91. Do you like your own name?
Ya I don’t mind it
92. Have you already thought of baby names if so what are they?
I mean I have names that I like but it’s not something I write down so I always forgot lol
93. Do you want a boy or a girl child?
I really couldn’t care less
94. What are your strengths?
Physically, I’m a sack of bones with the upper body strength of a new born baby but I like to think my sense of humour makes me tolerable *finger guns*
95. What are your weaknesses?
I am one frightened human bean.
96. How did you get your name?
Tru story: throughout my moms whole pregnancy, everyone including the doctors were convinced I was gonna be a boy because they could never get a clear look at me in the ultra sounds so my parents had only picked out boy names until I was born to which they changed their choice of “Eric” to Erika :))
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
Not at all lol
98. Do you have any scars?
Did I already answer this one? I think I did?
99. Colour of your bedspread?
White with pink floral pattern! (From ikea lol)
100. Colour of your room?
It’s an off-white
Ok I wanna tag these lovely beans @pe2chie @turntonightfirelight @camomillacatalina @witchgoddess @blackdressedtinyone 💗💗💗
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cannedapricot · 7 years ago
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First Love! Park Jihoon
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happy valentine’s day!! this gif is everything fuck im in love
they say that falling for your first love is a slow, sweet process
like hell it was
honestly you would fiGHT THE PERSON WHO CAME UP WITH THAT
why?
because your first love hit you like a damn train.
you’ve never believed in those cliche “oh fuck i suddenly like my best friend what do i do” dramas
i mean, you’ve been basically stuck to jihoon ever since you two were toddlers
(he threw a mud ball at you during preschool and you threw one back lmao what a start to a friendship)
and never once,
in your seventeen years of life
have you ever thought about dating park jihoon
even during middle school where everyone was going through that weird dating phase
jihoon would get 186294 confessions per week back then
and so many girls would try get close to you in order to get close to jihoon
“hey!!! y/n wanna join us for lunch?? cough you should bring jihoon with you cough”
“uH,,,,,,, HE Y LOOK AT THE TIME GOTTA GO MEET UP WITH WOOJIN TO TALK ABOUT THE TALENT SHOW AHAHAHAHAH”
your middle school didn’t have talent shows
and sure, you’ve have crushes here and there on other people
and dated a few times
but you wouldn’t consider it love???? 
like????? you don’t have that feeling of wanting to see them 24/7 ya know???
entering high school, your friends started experiencing their own first loves while you were just-
“oMG Y/N!!!! HE WAS STARING AT ME DURING MATHS TODAY DO YOU THINK HE LIKES ME OR DID I HAVE SOMETHING ON MY FACE OR WAS I ACTING FUNNY OR--”
“uH sorry can’t relate-”
at one point you gave up and decided that your dream was to become a cat lady and to grow old with fifteen cats
your first high school valentines was cra z y
the amount of pink you saw hurt your eyes lmao
pink flowers
pink boxes
heLL EVEN THE TREES IN SCHOOL GROUNDS WERE WRAPPED WITH PINK RIBBON
AND YOU STOOD THERE THAT MORNING THINKING THAT WOW HIGHSCHOOLERS ARE WILD MAN
at least one of your best friends confessed and got accepted that day :’)))
on the way hone though, you had to help 2park carry some of their chocolates because they received so much that they couldnt carry it themselves w o w s u c h f r i e n d s h i p
the valentines of your second high school year was when you realized that the cliche plot of falling for your friend was actually happening to you
it was yet again another lovey dovey couple day :)
and well
being the oNLY SINGLE PERSON LEFT IN YOUR FRIEND GROUP 
you were left to fight for yourself :’)
the conversation went-
you: hey guys wanna hang out during valentines??? i dont wanna seem like a loser lol
friend a: oh shit i would love to but the boyf wants to go skiing together
friend b: my gf wants to go to this overpriced cafe sighs sorry man
park woojin: i have a blind date on that day.
you: blind date????? woojin you’re literally only seventeen you don’t need that????
so you had let out an angry huff before chucking your phone to the side and heading to the kitchen to get something to stuff your face with
while angrily munching on your piece of bread, a ‘ding’ signifies another message
you lowkey don’t wanna open it because it’s probably jihoon waking up from his nap and going ‘whoops i have a date too’ lmao
but you open it anyway
jihoon: guess i’m not the only single one this year
jihoon: y/n!!!! let’s go hang out and take advantage of all the couple deals like the salty singles we are
you agreed
because yOURE NOT GIVING UP ON ANYTHING THAT HAS A PERCENTAGE OFF YOU HEAR ME
before heading off to school on the fourteenth, you told your parents that you were gonna be home late
and your dad jumped from his seat at the dining table to you
“whAT?????? DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND???????”
“no- dad- iM JUST GONNA HANG OUT WITH JIHOON?????? YOU KNOW THAT KID WHO THREW MUD AT ME?????”
“SO YOU’RE DATING JIHOON??????”
“N O-”
at least your mom was chill about it
“remember, no underage s-”
“IBFUEBOW M O M”
your dad nearly fainted 
but hey, you got the okay from your mom
the moment you got to school
it was exactly like last year
p i n k e v e r y w h e r e
your high school is wild man
but the moment you stepped in class, the rowdy atmosphere immediately became quiet 
you were just ?????
did you offend someone by coming to school today or--
“y/n!!! you’re here!!! i found this great ice cream shop that we can go to!!!! anD THEY’RE HAVING A 50% OFF FOR COUPLES!!!!!!!”
oh
“oop gotta go to basketball practice i’ll see you after school y/n!!!”
ruffles your hair before leaving
o h
your classmate slides up to you with a creepy af grin the second wink boy leaves
“so.... you and jihoon huh?”
o H
“nONONONONONO WE’RE NOT WE’RE JUST FRIE N D S”
“h u h f r i e n d s”
“yEAH!!!! psst why is every girl in class giving me killer glares”
“oh you don’t know huh jihoon rejected everyone who asked him out to go out with you”
O H
O H S H I T
WELP THAT EXPLAINS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO KILL YOU
and so
with an awkward smile and an awkward wave
you slide into your seat
wishing you could just slide into the ground instead
becAUSE BOY EVERYONE WAS STILL STARING AT YOU??? I KNOW YOU’RE GOOD LOOKING AND ALL BUT STILL-
you lowkey wish that you could bring someone with you so it doesn’t seem like a date date you know what i mean???
but alas you must go yourself foR THE COUPLE DEA L S!!!!
SAVING YOUR WALLET IS PRIORITY OVER SAVING YOUR NON EXISTENT IMAGE AT SCHOOL
and that’s the only thought that got you through all the gossip at school bbiegpsvibrowib
bUT1!!!11!1!
nobody leaves the class as soon as bell rings like normal????
everyone’s sitting at their desks staring at you and jihoon
thEY’RE JUST WAITING FOR MORE GOSSIP MATERIAL
jihoon feels that something’s weird too obviously
and texts you to hurry out because wow it’s like a bunch of wolves staring down their prey what the fuck
you look in jihoon’s direction
and at the count of three,
YOU TWO ZOOM THE FUCK OUTTA THERE
OUT INTO THE HALLWAYS 
PUSHING PAST PEOPLE UNTIL YOU’RE OUT OF THE SCHOOL GATES 
AND ONCE Y’ALL DEEM THAT YOU’RE SAFE
THE TWO OF YOU BURST INTO LAUGHTER
and it’s just some cute, wholesome friend time until jihoon says,
“fresh outta school amirite”
and you have the sudden urge to just leave him and go home
but too late 
you’re in charge of this man child for the next few hours now :”)
the two of you spend quite a time together
“ice cream in this weather tho???? jihoon are you sure you’re not cold????”
“icE CREAM IS GOOD IN ANY WEATHER”
he says, shivering
“u m o k i f y o u  s a y s o”
THE ICE CREAM SHOP HAD A BUY ONE GET ONE FREE SALE AND SO YOU TWO BOUGHT TWO EACH
and immediately regretted it afterwards when you stepped outside into the cold :’)
then the two of you just sat at a bench in the cold, forcing yourselves to down the ice creams bought
and complaining to each other about the couples that walk by
“ew look at all that pda”
“ikr nobody wants to see you make out in the streets jeez”
they weren’t making out
they wERE JUST HOLDING HANDS BUT Y’ALL TOO SALTY TO CARE
“i think valentines is just a thing made by companies so we buy more shit-”
“fuck y/n i think our classmates are following us”
what
yOU SNAP YOUR HEAD AROUND AND THERE
HIDING BEHIND A CORNER
WAS A BUNCH OF STUDENTS WEARING THE OH SO FAMILIAR UNIFORM
“dammit why are they following us”
“they probably want to catch us kissing or smt”
“does no one understand the word ‘privacy’ around here?”
“should we run”
“yeah on the count of three”
“one”
“two”
“tHREE”
YOU TWO ZOOM THE FUCK OUTTA THERE FOR THE SECOND TIME
“hEY WAIT THEY’RE ESCAPING”
YOU HEAR SOMEONE SHOUT FROM BEHIND
AND JIHOON LAUGHS
“THEY’RE COMING AFTER US Y/N RUN FASTER”
AND YOU CAN’T HELP BUT LET OUT A LAUGH AT HOW ABSURD THE SITUATION WAS
at one point, you were too tired to go on
“gO ON JIHOON, I CAN’T LET YOU DIE BECAUSE OF ME. LIVE A GOOD LIFE”
“nO Y/N WE HAVE TO GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER”
wow what kdrama is this 
you plop down dramatically on a bench nearby
waving at jihoon to go on
bUT
HE TAKES YOUR WAVING HAND
AND PULLS YOU TO RUN WITH HIM
SCREECHES
“I TOL D Y O U T H A T I CAN’ T”
the two of you come to stop at a market square, huffing like no tomorrow
weakly, you hit jihoon’s shoulder
“i’m sweating like i’ve been to hell thanks”
“you’re welcome!!!”
you roll your eyes while jihoon turns to make sure that you’ve lost your classmates
“i think they’re gone!!!”
“way to go!!1!111!!1 it’s not like we just ran 28392 miles!!!1111!111″
even though your tone wasn’t welcoming at all
your lips curled upwards
and jihoon burst into laughter
the type of laughter that lights up the whole world
taking a good look at him after a while, your smile freezes on your face
it wasn’t for anything special
just for your best friend laughing against the backdrop of a beautiful orange-pink sky as the sun sets
you know something normal
norMAL MY ASS
BITCH YOU START GETTING THE DOKIS
AND IN YOURR HEAD YOU’RE LIKE
‘OH NO’
‘OH N O’
‘OH N NNONONONOONO’
BECAUSE NO WAY IS YOUR HEART BEATING FASTER FOR YOUR FRIEND OF A DECADE
that night, back at home
there you laid on your bed
hugging your pillow
aND RECALLING EVERY SMALL THING YOU’VE EVER DONE WITH JIHOON
ranging from that time in middle school where you and your friends helped jihoon escape the crowd to females chasing him 
to that time where jihoon pushed everything back to take care of you while you were sick
YOU CHUCKED YOUR PILLOW TO OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM AT THAT THOUGHT
BECAUSE
WOW PARK JIHOON FUSSING OVER YOU WAS A S I G H T
and you wouldn’t mind him fussing over you for the rest of your life 👀👀👀
you continued to squeal over him for the rest of the night
then at about 2am you suddenly realized that 
fuck
you were absolutely
totally
fully
heads over heels for your friend, park jihoon
as in
more than a crush
bOOM
THERE’S THE FIRST LOVE TRAIN RUNNING Y/N OVER
you turned up to school the next day
with dark af eye bags
“hey y/n- oh gosh what happened to you????”
“wow thanks woojin really needed that comment”
luckily, jihoon was at basketball practice that morning
“woojin, how do you get over a dude”
because in your eyes, jihoon had so many people he could choose from and get with
and would probably never get with you
“um????? do i look like i know?????”
they also say that you never forget your first love
which
you'd actually agree with
beCAUSE BOI WAS HE ALWAYS ON YOUR MIND
for the last year you’ve claimed that you’re over jihoon
buT THE TRUTH IS????
YOU’RE NOT
YOU’RE FARRRR AWAY FROM GETTING OVER HIM
like,
whenever you get set up with one dude
you’d always end up comparing him with jihoon
and then rejecting him because,
well,
he wasn’t jihoon
and whenever you and your friends went out as a group,
your eyes would always fly over to him
all your friends know
your neighbor knows
your aunt’s cousin’s dog knows
heLL EVEN GUANLIN THE NEW FOREIGN FRESHMAN KNOWS
but no one’s said anything to lover boy himself
because you’ll beat them to a pulp if they did
and as you exit your last exam for your high school career,
your friend calls you up
“y/n, you know graduation’s coming up right?”
“yeah, obviously”
“are you gonna tell him?”
you freeze him your tracks
“hahAHAHA what do you mean?”
you lAUGH NERVOUSLY
“don’T PLAY DUMB WITH ME, EVERYONE KNOWS”
and you sigh in defeat
“i don’t think so.”
“what why?”
looking up at the sky, you hum before answering,
“you know how busy we’re gonna be preparing for the uni entrance exams, there won’t be time after either.”
it’s your friend’s turn to sigh
“is this about you going overseas again?”
you crack a bitter smile as you return to your walk to the bus stop
“listen y/n, just because you’re moving doesn’t mean you can’t tell him???? you’re just letting him know your feelings, you don’t have to get together”
“i’ll think about it”
“don’t think too long though, graduation’s just around the corner”
you didn’t think about it
you’ve already made up your mind.
you were gonna tell him.
come graduation day and everyone was in tears
the courtyard was full of teenagers not willing to leave school yet
the makeup your friend had spent hours on was ruined and she was crying in her boyfriend’s arms
you just stood by woojin by the school staircase and watched the cryfest
“what a bunch of crybabies”
“tell me about it”
you haven’t changed from a year ago
you were still judging people from a distance lol
then you see the all mighty park jihoon,
excusing himself from a bunch of girls trying to take a picture with him
he scanned his eyes over the crowd, trying to find that familiar person he’s been with since preschool
catching onto this, you excused yourself from woojin
“wow y e s y /n you go confess your love”
“fuck you”
you flip woojin off before heading towards the crowd 
“hey y/n!! i was looking for you,,,,, i hear you’re going overseas to study huh?”
“i am!”
he chuckles and puts on a smile different to the one you saw last valentines
it was somewhat
sad????
“well, i guess you can’t be with me for the whole of my life right?”
“i mean, you can’t expect that coming from a friendship started from mudballs”
you were joking
he knew that
but his voice became soft
“yeah,,,, friendship,,,,”
obVIOUSLY THO
YOU COULDN’T HEAR HIM FROM OVER THE HOWLING TEENAGERS AROUND
“hUH??? WHAT’D YOU SAY???”
STEPS CLOSER TO TRY HEAR 
“noTH IN G”
“WHA T ? ? ? ?? “
STEPS EVEN CLOSER
“i saiD NO TH IN G”
“I CAN’T HEA R YOU-”
WHAM
ALL OF A SUDDEN, PARK ‘SMOOTH AS FUCK’ JIHOON HAS YOU AGAINST HIS CHEST IN A HUG
ALL THE NOISE WAS DROWNED OUT AND ALL YOU COULD HEAR WAS HIS RAPID HEARTBEAT
“i’m gonna miss you y/n”
he whispers,
“i know it’s too late but,,,, i kinda wished that we were moe than friends”
BUSOBVEOEUGBFOWEBVOSB ??????????
THIS WASN’T IN YOUR PLAN??????
YOU PULL AWAY IN SURPRISE
“uH- I- YOU COULD’VE SAID SOONER YOU DUMBASS”
“whaT Y/N IM SERIOUS HERE”
“I KNOW. BUT WE COULD’VE BEEN DATING IF YOU SAID SOMETHING SOOONER”
“WAIT SO YOU LIKE ME AS WELL???? AND YOU DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING EITHER”
“I L O V E YOU PARK JIHOON”
THE CROWD GASPS ALL TOGETHER
realizing that y’all caught the whole year level’s attention,
jihoon drags you to this shady af place behind the school
and basically pins you against the wall asking,
“hey, i know this is a lot to ask, but would we be able to get together in the future as couple?”
yOU’RE GONNA CONBUST IN HAPPINESS
“only if you’re willing to wait for me”
and jihoon is willing to do anything for you.
bonus: jihoon asks when you fell for him and you truthfully say you realized during valentines last year
“oh my gosh!!! we fell for each other on the same day!!”
“whAT ARE YOU SERIOUS”
wow i love wholesomeness :’))
bonus x2: the whole year level followed you two to the back of the school and saw everything
your friend cried even more at the sight of you two finally admitting love for each other :’)))
bonus x3: jihoon sends you gifts every valentines day even though you’re overseas :’))) just so you don’t forget him
he has the delivery man deliver it right to your dorm and the dude’s sick of doing it every year lmao
but not only is it valentines day
it was anniversary of the day you two fell for each other :”)))
happy valentines day!! this was longer than my english essay im-
woojin only exists in other member’s fics lMAO but i do have a couple of requests for soccer player! woojin so ;)
also i searched up “first love” on google for this im pretty sure the my internet provider’s questioning whether i’m in love or not osbgeogbwoeb
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leamen · 3 years ago
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Reassurance
my friend met a friendly homeless guy the other night who showed him a community shelter and the idiot gives him acid as thanks even though the homeless guy was already clearly on other drugs and at the shelter the homeless guy blacked out and they kicked my friend out well they told him to come back a few hours later but my friend just ran away scared today a group of homeless guys went up to him at the park and said "well look who decided to show his face" he ran away he's been hearing things all day and a couple hours ago he told me he was hearing people talking about him as the killer bc he thinks he killed the homeless guy i really don't know if he's delusional or if something really really bad happened but he can't spend another night on the streets it's cold in montreal now i booked him a hotel room in the city and told him to rest up and we'll figure something out tomorrow and this fucking guy sends me a dick pic as a joke saying it was a selfie i'm sure he's just exhausted and delirious but i'm kind of upset he better be embarrased and apologize tomorrow morning i spent 300 dollars on his hotel bc he's in downtown i was so worried
lol he seems a funny guy the best he can do rn is get some good rest n food n water in him. hopefully getting his basic needs fulfilled will get the voices away how’d u two meet
we haven't met yet but i've known him on discord for a couple years he moved to montreal from alberta on my insistence he was depressed and his life was going nowhere and i felt the same living in new york until i moved to toronto i really opened up there and i thought him moving to montreal would be the same for him
did it end up worse?
but he ran out from his job last month yea couldn't pay rent and now he's homeless
wdym he ran out
he had a panic attack and stopped showing up
what was his job
at a restaurant i feel like an idiot when i moved to toronto i had at least a couple friends there and my mom knew people there i lived on couches my first month there and my friends helped me a lot but this guy went in totally alone i really should have known i feel really bad that's why i'm moving to montreal next month to help get him out of the mess i sent him in he thinks i'm being a good friend right now but fuck i'm really an idiot
so ur just gonna throw away everything u have in toronto?
i already did over a year ago when i lost my job in toronto and had to come back to new york at the start of the pandemic i lost all my friends way of life a lot of things important to me
cuz of the pandemic?
the pandemic
ah
i met a girl i loved very much and i watched our relationship crumble and turn bitter over the course of a year we should have broke up when i left i thought going back to school would help fill me with purpose but i just crumbled in school too and now i'm taking another gap year im just fucking everything up
no ur not. ur putting in as much effort as u can in one shitty situation after another whatever the outcome is, ur heart is in the right place eventually things will straighten out. there’s no changing the past, but u seem to have a lot of options ahead of u. u just gotta play ur hands right i’m glad u found sweetness when u did. it changed my life n i hope it’ll change urs
i dont know where my heart is i haven't been myself in over a year
from what i can tell ur an amazing person
u kno when someone u know is just out of it one day and not being themselves it's been like that for a really long time for me
i definitely know what ur talking ab the haze
i don't know who i am anymore i'm not good with words right now but i don't want to be who i used to be that version of me is too far away but i don't know who to become i can't describe it properly right now im just blabbering at this point im glad my friend didn't get mugged or arrested or worse i had a discord b4 but i tried to disconnect myself from anything to face my fear and to be totally alone but im back so i failed
u didn’t fail
the ppl in sweetness are nice
i tried that too n when i returned i was ashamed then i realized i had to accept those ppl into my life. i had to let them let me connect ya know ya know i haven’t known who i am for a long time as well. what helps me is getting into art, in whatever medium it may be. i personally chose conversation as my art form, hence the dream conversations in my story. just having a conversation whether it be with real ppl or made up ones that i write up helped me think ab myself i’m terrible at introspection and my own identity so i literally just ask ppl to describe me or what what they think of me lol ppl r always ready connect
i used to be the opposite i don't know myself anymore and im not really paying attention but i used to be so aware of my own state and attuned to subtleties i used to be really upbeat and happy go lucky but it's been so long since i've felt naturally like that i'm not sure if it's true for me to say that's the real me anymore maybe who i am now is the real me
i learned a long time ago that there’s no such thing as a “real me” the you before was the real u n the you now is also the real you. you are always you, it’s just that ppl change
what about personas and masks
ur going through a rough arc rn, but that doesn’t mean that it’s u forever
to me the true self is the one with nothing to hide you wrote about it in your story how you change a bit of yourself to everyone a different you tailored to different people but the most unchanged version of you i thought that was true self it's hard because i'm in a rough arc now but it's not the first time ive beat depression before and won but it feels like cancer it feels like remission is way harder to beat and it hurts the most to see your progress crumble and you go back to right where you started
definitely, but the fact that ur talking to me rn means that u haven’t been beaten yet letting it out to someone definitely helps a ton
[a different you tailored to different people] i believe those r all just different parts of one you
i wonder
because ppl can’t be one thing all the time. ppl r too complex for that it’s the ability to adapt and change that makes us human. knowing that things will always end up changing for u can be scary but it can also be comforting there’s always room for a new or a more
thanks for reminding me i already know this deep down inside but it's very deep down and i don't feel it there's a lot down there i'm not ready to face yet
as long as u know it’s down there n as long as you’ll get to it eventually, it’s ok to take ur time
i cant be taking my time not when i have so much time to make up for agh
just make sure ur not pushing urself too hard
sorry i think im just being difficult thank u i at least needed someone to talk to about what happened tn
no definitely not i very much enjoyed this conversation feel free to talk to me any time !
u as well
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poppymadness · 7 years ago
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💖 HQ, Knb, All Out, Free, BNHAand DnA I think you watched at least a little bit of it, didn't u? And since I know who some of your favorites are already u can just rant about why u love them
@naturalpeaches said:💖 can i be an ass and say twdg even tho ik the answers p much OH the last kingdom. bring it to ur blog amber. talk about it. accept it.
💖 listen those 2 weren’t enough. give me the raven cycle. give me the foxhole court. give me six of crows. giVE ME CRIMINAL MINDS HAAAAA BITCH. why not throw the 100 in there too. also talk abt ur boo in the sun is also a star. give him some lovin
💖 N A R U T O
hope it’s cool just to throw ya both in here bc i’m lazy
haikyuu: (3) kuroo tetsurou - iiiiiiiiiiii fucking love kuroo sO much, a huge tall not so dumb dumbass god. i don’t know what to say dfkhka i fuckin Love him thanks dude. i nEVER FORGET THE FUCKIN LAUGH GOD FUCK FOR FUCKS SAKE skjfd. whenever i get in Kuroo Moods they last SO long i can’t get a break. and gamer au kuroo is killer it’s too good. listen he’S A BIG FOOL and i LOVE him want the best for him bc he’s great, good, good dude. i also rlly fuckin love terushima man ooooo my god, imagine him and kuroo bein buds hORRIBLE
kuroko no basket: (1) kiyoshi teppei - mY BOY KIYOSHI AAAAA. hE’S EVEN T A L L E R mmmm 6′4″ the fuck mann. we know my love for this dumbass i love him so so muuch fuck. thought it was kuroko at first, bitch no. I LITERALLY DIDN’T KNOW I LOVED HIM TILL AFTER I FINISHED THE WHOLE SHOW. like, just, the more i saw stuff involving him the more i was like ooo no no waiT i LoVE HiM i screamed when he showed up in the second opening when we rewatched it oooommggggg. he’S SO GOOD I HOPE HIS KNEE IS HEALED I HOPE HE GETS TO PLAY BASKETBALL AS A LIL SIDE HOBBY OR SOMETHIN HOPE HE’S FUCKIN HAPPY!!!!! whY DOES HE SELF-SACRIFICE SO MUCH BOY OOO MY GOD WHEN HE REALIZED THE TEAM GOT HIS BACK TOO BITCH HE SO CUTE. mmmmm  i love hiiiiim bois. also love akashi i keep finding it funny ur intimated by him cj
all out: (4) ebumi masaru - i can’t. i can’t explain why i love him oR WHY HE’S SO HIGH A FAVE GOD. this whole fandom is like Those Thighs and make ebumi all about fuckin sex like what a Tough Boy like yA HE BUYS (rents? whatever) PORN THAT’S FUCKIN SO FUNNY TO ME BUT MMMM he. more. i nevER STOP THINKIN BOUT THE EP WITH ISE THAT EMO SHIT DO U SEE HOW MUCH EBUMI CARES BOUT HIS FRIEND GOD Fuck. like yeah, just take the money. this is what was left for me but idc here take it u need it i stg season 2 better be in the works i want more of his backSTORY. oh hE FUCKIN BLEACHES HIS HAIR WHAT A PUUUUNK, HE TRAINS SO HARD HE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT RUGBY GETS P I S S E D WHEN PPL HALF-ASS IT LIKE?? FAIR ENOUGH. OH THETY ACTUALLY DREW HIS HAIR DOWN RIGHT ADJHF A OoO FUCK TAHT. i’m good it’s cool alright bye gion, raita & ise are my best friends thank
free: rin matsuoka - i. thought it was nagisa at first. i wanna cry fuckin nagisa jesus. good boy but hell no. rin?? is so sweet i’m sorry fuckin flew haru to australia & shit he’s so good i love him. i gotta do this i’m srry FUCK whoever thinks rin would be abusive with haru thx. i havE A RIN POSTER G O D
boku no hero academia: todoroki shouto - i literally didn’t have a fave in this show until one (1) specific episode in season 2 with him. thought i was gonna live forever not having a fave in this show. i had actually been growing to like him and was like No, i told myself to not like him bc he’s so popular hdkfa. and then that ep came and i was like,,,oof i Love him, love love love what a goOD BOY. he’s…so cute..comin to terms with his powers still can’t get over he interned with his dad he just…..wants to improve…is improving…..so good.
daiya no ace: ? - ok, i never developed a fave while watching it, at least not where i got to. i don’t even remember where i stopped oof that’s bad. but i had thought at that time that i rlly loved chris?? eijun is precious, i fuckin love him. miyuki is great i love him too. also really loved kuramochi?? so if i had continued i think it would’ve been one of em.
the walking dead game: kenny, luke, clem, gabe - pls don’t make me choose… kenny…tried his hardest to be good, worked his ass off till the last moment to improve himself and didn’t get the redemption he deserved. that man is good, he was just pushed to his max and couldn’t get back down. luke, luke is a sunshine boy who was too good for the world, a positive outlet could make anyone happy, did his best, didn’t deserve to die. cleM MY BADASS B A B Y HAS GROWN SO MUCH I LOOOOVE HER AND CAN’T WAIT FOR HER HAPPY ENDING TELLTALE YOU FUCKS I AM BEGGING YOU1!! gabe…annoyed me at first…stole my heart….just a boy thrown into the apocalypse tryin to be happy…he’s doing his best, he’s learning, truly not such a brat as assholes make him out to be. nick my boy i’m so sorry i would’ve included you ur so close
the last kingdom: uhtred & alfred - i love uhtred the godless and king alfred of wessex very much indeed. uhtred is just a wreck honestly, this danish bro got a lot goin on he just wants the land he deserves i just say he’s bein greedy, go be happy under alfred’s rule i still love u tho uhtred u dumbass. alfred! got the peace he wanted! i love alfred so much he wants to be a king without war unless he’s not given the choice, cares about his family so much, afraid he’ll be punished for the crown that’s not rightfully his own. alfred is so good, i love this man.
the raven cycle: (5) adam parrish - mmmmmmm what a good boy. an important boy, a very much loved boy. iiiii hate havin his pov sometimes, some relatable things in there, i love him so much. he’s not. his father. thanks. gotta say that a lot wanT HIM TO KNOOOOOOOW. he’s so good he’s improving himself he’s doin it!! go adam!! goD ASHLETY I KEEP THINKING OF THINGS YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN TOOOOOOOO. mmmm it’s ok to still be stuck and to have bad days he doesn’t have to get over it right away!! it’s not somethin that’ll just be over!! dhfad smALL STEPS my boy i love u…. all bc, he…legally free (tryin not to spoil dfhjdaf).. don’t mean he has to be over it…take ur time adam. i’m thinkin of the emo thing in trk fuck wrong devil dkhfad. i just wanna cry he’s so good worth so much ronan & i will fight any and all fucks who wanna Go. i!! love him!! he deserVES TO FEEL LOVED AND TO FEEL HOW TO LOVE MMMM COOL i’m gonna stop i’ll just repeat myself - i just thOUGHT OF THE ‘FUCK YOU GANSEY’ WOW FIRST BOOK FUCK B YE
the foxhole court: …andrew minyard… - idk man?? it’s so lowkey?? it’s chill i literally don’t even have anything to say. nicky, neil & dan are my squad love em.
six of crows: jesper fahey - idk what fuckin bitch ass mood i had to be in when i read soc but if i wasn’t in it jesper would totally have been my fave. i wouldn’t take him away from wylan anyways (statement kiiinda counts for the two aforementioned also whoop). jesper?? deserves the world, but so does everyone else they all deserve the world even u bitch ass brekker who would not deal with my bullshit ever. 
criminal minds: aaron hotchner - god ashley screw off askin me for cm. love hotch, would die for him, too good of a guy.
the 100: bellamy blake - is a fuckin whore. iiiiiii love bellamy so much. bitch ass goes from a punk i hated to a good dude to a punk ass influenced by some huge ass prick dick and then struggles with himself for the next season and will now hopefully feel a bit better at least for gods sake. all bc you’ve done bad things doesn’t mean ur bad bell… i still never get over fucking pike taking advantage of him when he was vulnerable fuck off i just want him to feel better!! take responsibility but don’t let it push you down fucking get up!! you’ll get up!! mmm he’s so good he just wants to make everything right but clarke makes everyTHING FUCKIN GO WRONG. i just…not everything is excusable but he can make up for it he will and he’s worth it,,,, people gotta forgive him at some point he’s trying his hardest to make up for everything and he keeps beating himself on it mmmmdfahdf i love him
the sun is also a star: daniel jae ho bae - idk what to say about him ashley god fuck. he’s so cute though?? what a cheesy dude. ugh literally so cute i gotta reread it
naruto: kiba inuzuka - what a prideful ass i fuckIN LOVe him thx. i mean i was fuckin doomed from that start he has best boy akamaru & fuckin has a jutsu where he turns into a wolf?? and his fuckin mom and sister have wolves?? doomed before i even fuckin knew it. he’s soooo cute, never take his fuckin hoodie off idk what’s cuter him trying to look tough in that hoodie that everyone literally thought was hair or havin the hoodie off and showin his actual hair that somehow makes him cuter,,, what’S HORRIBLE IS THE LEATHER JACKET OR WHATEVER IT IS HE WEARS IN SHIPPUDEN fuckin idiot. imagine him as hokage i can’t believe he wants to be hokage it’s so funny i’m sorry kiba i’ll support u just give me a minute to catch my breath. guys he’s just so cute, trains so hard, he’s so good i love him enthusiastic boy
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sarohara · 4 years ago
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heyy
Stranger: hey
Stranger: not f
You: not m
You: ahahahha
Stranger: lol so what ya doing?
You: listening to music
You: wbu? lol
Stranger: what's your genre?
Stranger: I m watching netflix
You: wait, that one
You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IcWNiwRPEI
You: oh sorry, u watching
Stranger: is it kpop?
Stranger: lmao
You: nahhhhh
You: it's Bastille
Stranger: then I will check it out
You: AHAHAHAHHA
You: oke
You: listen with headphones pls
Stranger: is it english?
You: yea for sure
Stranger: ok cool
Stranger: oh it's 8d audio lol
You: it's a famous song, I would say lol
You: yea that's why " listen with headphones" lol
Stranger: damn
Stranger: I used to listen to them a lot
Stranger: but then I got bored of it
You: they're siiiickkk
Stranger: coz it got saturated
You: ohhh i know i know
Stranger: hahaha where ya from?
You: Brazi
You: Brazil* damn L
Stranger: damn the l
You: Wbu
You: AHHAHA yea
Stranger: I'm from london
Stranger: the L
Stranger: how old are you
You: Oh that's cool
You: Nice place, right?
You: Um, i'm 16
You: how old r u?
Stranger: yea pretty good
Stranger: I'm 19
You: oh gotcha
You: that's ok if i ask ur name?
Stranger: I'm mike
Stranger: hbu
You: hey mike
You: mike like Michael? or just mike..
You: Im Sarah :)
Stranger: just MIKE
Stranger: or call me maniator
You: oh OKAY
You: Maniator hahaha
Stranger: yea like mike + terminator
Stranger: too cliche
You: Ohhhh Jeez AHAHAHAH
You: That was funnt
You: DAMN Y
You: funny
Stranger: that's what you gotta go through when you come on omegle
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: YEa thank you
Stranger: it's £5 for that joke
You: HAHAHAHAH omegle sucks
Stranger: should i send my paypal?
You: Oh oke, i owe u this dude
You: AHAHAH
You: yea for sure
Stranger: okk cool later
You: lmao
Stranger: don't ya forget to pay
You: nah i wont, trust me
Stranger: huh these audience
Stranger: all they want everything's for free
You: yeaaa ikr
You: damn,
You: stupid people huh
You: lmao
Stranger: yeaa damn
You: yeaaa
Stranger: i hope you rich lmao
You: ohhh yea, im sooo rich
You: u don't even know buddy
Stranger: can you send £5 then
Stranger: you owe me duh
You: yea, i can..it's not that expansive right
You: pensive
Stranger: yea not expansive at all
You: yea nah expensive..
Stranger: yea yea hahahaha
You: hahahah
Stranger: what ya doing here?
You: wyd now mike
You: ooooohhh
You: shut up
You: um well, nothing really..just talking to weirdos bc i'm bored
You: u know
Stranger: it's sometimes fun
You: really SOMETIMES
You: just s o m e t i m e s
Stranger: but for me, if the weirdos are girl
You: ahahahahha
You: simp
Stranger: you don't have many female weirdos here
Stranger: :(
Stranger: simp af
You: well, how can i know right..i'm not weirdo, i mean, not that weirdo
Stranger: there are typed in weirdos?
Stranger: types*
You: yea maybe
Stranger: what are they
Stranger: wtfff
You: let's figure out ahahahah
Stranger: how do we do that?
You: i have
You: no clue
Stranger: fuck it then
Stranger: how's life
You: AHAHAHAH
You: life sucks
Stranger: ahh you got me
Stranger: do you have bf/gf?
You: u should know that come on
You: ooh
You: not that
You: nah i don't
You: do u?
Stranger: yea i do
You: tell me her name
Stranger: life does suck
You: or his*
Stranger: oh no i'm single
Stranger: lmao
You: oooohhh
Stranger: stop fucking confusing me
Stranger: lmao
You: u said "i do" wth AHAHAHA
You: Im not confusing u
Stranger: i do for the previous message
Stranger: fuck it fuck it
You: AHAHHAHA OH
You: okay
You: fuck it fuck it
Stranger: fuck it fuck it
You: yea exactly
You: cool kid
Stranger: hot kid
You: cold kid
Stranger: soft kid
You: hahaha got u
You: oh come on
You: tough kid
Stranger: no kids
You: hell, no kids
You: definitely, no kids
You: god forbid
Stranger: no kids foreverrrr
Stranger: no protected sex
You: yeaaaa ikr
You: ahahha jesus
Stranger: that way no kidsss
You: or abortion then
You: ahahah oh damn
You: that's mean
Stranger: that's ewwww
You: choices
Stranger: yea yeaa
Stranger: but never that
Stranger: it sucks duh
You: yea ikr
You: but who am i to judge
Stranger: yea yea
You: why r we talking about this AHAHAH lol
You: that's so random
Stranger: i don't fucking know
You: AHAHAHAHA
Stranger: damn you are pain
You: im so bored
Stranger: pain to my brain
You: whyyyy
You: i'm a angel dude, respect me
Stranger: be my weed
Stranger: take me high
You: AHAHAHAH
You: is it a lyric or something?
Stranger: i'm so low fuck my life
You: i'll show u a song
Stranger: no show me the bomb
Stranger: which kills all the song
You: heeeey i love songs, shut up
Stranger: ok
You: the song is called "all time low"
You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXnqkVTFUqY
Stranger: 8d?
You: AAHAHAH not this time
Stranger: better huh
You: It's good & sad but happy at the same time
You: better? ohhh come on
You: 8d is amazing oke
Stranger: yea better
Stranger: 8d was cool when I wa skid
Stranger: was kid*
You: nice way to call me kid
You: i like it
You: stupidddd ahahah
Stranger: well kid got butt hurt
Stranger: coz she's a pain in my ass
You: oh no kidding!
You: really?
You: ahahha jk
Stranger: I wanna be the pain in your ass
Stranger: lmao
You: go listen to the song and shut uuup
You: oh i appreciate that but nah
Stranger: I m listening bitch
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: lmao
You: Oooo oke bitch
You: lmao
Stranger: what ya doing?
You: guess what
You: same as before
You: talking to u
Stranger: do you smoke?
You: Ew
You: nah i don't
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: what the's dirtiest thing you have ever done?
Stranger: if not weed
You: well...i swallowed a 0,25$ when i was 2
Stranger: ewww you dirty fuckerr asshole
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: you have something better?
You: yeaaaaaa that was definitely the dirtiest thing i've ever done
You: dude idk, i don't remember nothing plausible lol
You: wbu?
Stranger: damn you clean bitch
Stranger: i hate you
You: YEAAA im a cool kid, i'm sorry
You: nah u mean, u love me
Stranger: well if you cool or not depends on what kinda person you are
You: oh yea?
You: zzz sure
You: im not that cool then
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: lamme make you hot
Stranger: lmao
You: oh weirdo
Stranger: so what would me my kind of weirdo?
You: the typical weirdos
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: I'm unique
Stranger: rare in market
You: oh yeaa? oke so ur THE weirdo
You: AHAHHA PRETTY RARE
Stranger: yea THE FUCKING BEST WEIRDO
Stranger: wanna join my league bitch?
You: AHAHAHHAHAHA
You: ur awful
You: u know that right
Stranger: yea I do
You: Mr fucking best weirdo
Stranger: idc if you don't like my awfulness
Stranger: but it's pretty cool
You: AHAHHA if u say..who am i...?
Stranger: you are the weirdo bitch
Stranger: how's that?
You: nahhhh
You: u mean
You: "you are the amazing best weirdo"
You: nah nah nah
You: i meant, fantastic!!
You: better now
Stranger: just take any of the shit but be the bitch
Stranger: lmao
You: anyways
Stranger: anyways what
You: whatever anyways
Stranger: fuck the anyways
Stranger: slime on it
You: i love "anyways"
Stranger: i will kill the anyways
You: slime on it AHAHAHHAAH
Stranger: choke him up
You: THAT'S MEAN
Stranger: yea so am I
You: Yea for sure
Stranger: toxic level infinity
Stranger: wanna talk outside omegle?
You: 100% toxic>>>
You: finally. that's a good one. question, i meant.
Stranger: okk what do you use?
You: instagram
You: nah i don't got snap
Stranger: no insta no snap
You: oh
Stranger: just whatsapp and twitter
You: AHHAHAH no way
Stranger: or telegram coz one guys aske me to
Stranger: lmao
You: oh okay
You: whatsapp then
Stranger: ok cool bitch weirdo
You: i got that one
You: fantastic**
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: +44 7438917818
Stranger: what's yours
You: nahhh
You: ah okay
You: i was about to say "i'm not gonna get ur name bitch, i'll give u mine"
You: but anyways
You: +55 63 84867632
You: wait lemme check if that's right
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: well your name's my bitch
Stranger: so get the fuck out
Stranger: lmao
You: i hate u, u know that
You: im not ur bitch, bitch
Stranger: yea you are
Stranger: gonna be the pain in your ass remember
You: ahahahahah
You: alzheimer
You: (not in this life)
Stranger: well in all the lifee huh
You: and yea that's right, my number, sure
Stranger: dude you have my number
Stranger: just message asshole
Stranger: lmao
You: I'm laaaaazy dude
You: oh whatever
You: wait
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: get the floor clean
You: i hate u
Stranger: strip off and hate me
Stranger: forever hate me down
You: +44 7438917818, is that right?
You: yea, forever hate u
Stranger: ahh you slow girl
Stranger: wait
You: shut up, i told u im lazy
Stranger: what's your name?
You: u don't even remember AHAHAHHA
You: SARAH
Stranger: I do
Stranger: lol
You: uhum
Stranger: messaged you bitch
Stranger: go check
You: nah
Stranger: clean the floors
Stranger: huh
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: get the fuck away
You: u fuck u
Stranger: fuck meee
You: yeaaa fuck u
Stranger: damn you pervert lmao
You: AHAHHAHA ur creepy
Stranger: don't turn me on bitch
You: do it
You: anyways
Stranger: do what perv?
You: shut up darling
Stranger: oh so I am darling now?
Stranger: nice transition
You: don't be happy
You: but yea, only in a sarcastic tone
Stranger: lol
Stranger: fuck the sarcasm
Stranger: let's make kids bitch lmao
Stranger: the kids we have
You: did u forgot?
You: no kids, hell, no kids
Stranger: go unprotected with pills?
Stranger: lmao
You: no sex, no kids, that's the better way
Stranger: you think I'm 60?
Stranger: wtf lmao
Stranger: i have still got the power huh
You: poor elderly
You: u don't have to lie..we know that
Stranger: listen you the kid
Stranger: i'm the adult
Stranger: the hot one
Stranger: huh fuck off
You: oh and more
You: THE weirdo
You: did u forgot?
Stranger: yea the best fucking one
You: oh yea, ik that, good boy
Stranger: bad boy*
You: oh if u say so
You: damn bad boy
Stranger: are you a good girl?
You: me, myself and i, yea we think we are
You: at least a good person ahaha
Stranger: blow me then
You: yea im gonna blow u up
You: with a bomb
Stranger: do it with your tongue
Stranger: lol tell me when you get uncomfortable
You: creepy boy
Stranger: let me crawl on you
You: if i were a floor...
You: But it's not the case lol
You: ha ha ha
Stranger: funny
Stranger: gtg see you on whatsapp
Stranger: byeeeee
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sol-lar-bink · 7 years ago
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TAGGED BY @dailyoddmew A cute and odd lil mew~ (who I wasn’t following apparently MY BAD)
1ST RULE: Tag 9 people you would like to know better 2ND RULE: bold the statements that are true
oh okay uhhh @photographerh @kamauster22 @ottiff @banessquik @sometimes-strange-skitty @lovelybug-art @sol-lar-bink And I can’t think of anymore I’m half asleep rn nnnn ;;o;;
((If you’ve done this or don’t want to, feel free to skip it! And if you want to do it but haven’t tagged, justtttt go for it!!))
APPEARANCE:
I am 5'7"  or taller (5′03′’ I think) I wear glasses (For long distances only~) I have at least one tattoo (Nupe) I have at least one piercing (no thanks uwu ) I have blonde hair (dark brown sound good?) I have brown eyes I have short hair (I like it short, expose my F O R E H E A D) My abs are at least somewhat defined (what abs) I have or have had braces (N e v e r)
PERSONALITY: I love meeting new people (Kindaa. I’m more nervous and shy tbh but I do like it) People tell me that I’m funny (I think so? I try to be funny at least uvu) Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me (I can try, and I want to help most of the time. But I’m not very good at it.) I enjoy physical challenges (NOOOPE) I enjoy mental challenges (M I N E S W E E P E R) I’m playfully rude with people I know well I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it (I have no clue but ima say yes just incase) There is something I would change about my personality (Don’t we all have something?)
ABILITY: I can sing well (Flan said my singing is nice so... I’ma say yes u//v//u ...even if all my songs are S A N I C) I can play an instrument (I suck :3c ) I can do over 30 pushups without stopping (HAH, I can barely do 5) I’m a fast runner (Nupe. Not even sonic’s shoes can save my slow ass) I can draw well (HECK YEA I CAN) I have a good memory (NOPE, I forget things after like 5 seconds) I’m good at doing math in my head (Eeehhhh... basic sums I guess. But if you get your fractions and tangents in then hand me the calculator) I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute (I used to be able to. Dunno anymore) I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch (Curry in a jar anyone? :B thatdon’tcount) I know how to throw a proper punch (why punch. When K I C K)
HOBBIES: I enjoy playing sports (Haven’t played any sports in ages) I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else (whatdidIJUSTSAY) I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else I have learned a new song in the past week (SO LOOK AROUND YOU AND TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY SEE, I’M NEVER ENDING AND THATS THE DIFFERENCE IN YOU AND ME) I work out at least once a week I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months (why are these hobbies about EXERCISE AND SINGING) I have drawn something in the past month (YEP) I enjoy writing (YEP) FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION (YEP!!!) I do or have done martial arts (I DID, it was p’ fun while it lasted)
EXPERIENCES: I have had my first kiss (S-SOON. I HOPE, SOOOOOOOON) I have had alcohol (I like a rum n cola~ uwu) I have scored the winning goal in a sports game (fuk u sports) I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting I have been at an overnight event I have been in a taxi (Only like, once or twice) I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year I have beaten a video game in one day (God I wish. Speedrun Mania or sumthing) I have visited another country (Italy, Spain, France for Disneyland when I was like 5) I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts
RELATIONSHIPS: I’m in a relationship (Eeeeeee ;;/v/;; Flaaaaan~ <3) I have a crush on a celebrity I have a crush on someone I know (MORE THAN THAT NOW, F L A A A AN~) I have been in at least 3 relationships (when I was a stupid teenager) I have never been in a relationship I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them I get crushes easily (Uh, I wouldn’t say so?) I have had a crush on someone for over a year (PFFF, never crushed for a year, w o a h) I have been in a relationship for at least a year (I think I have... I don’t... remember really) I have had feelings for a friend (Yeee)
MY LIFE: I have at least one person I consider a “best friend” (Best friends have always been a tough thing for me) I live close to my school (I’m 22, do I look like I go to school) My parents are still together (Yee~ happy family here uvu ) I have at least one sibling (MY BROOOO, he’s cool~) I live in the United States (How original of you, meme maker) There is snow right now where I live I have hung out with a friend in the past month (AHAHAHAHA, HAHAHA, HAHA, HA...Haaa) I have a smartphone (Is that what they���re called now) I have at least 15 CDs I share my room with someone
RANDOM SHIT: I have breakdanced I know a person named Jamie (I know, several Jamie’s) I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce (French teacher probs) I have dyed my hair I’m listening to one song on repeat right now (SO LOOK AROUND YOU AND TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY SEE, YOU LIVE A LIE AND THATS THE DIFFERENCE IN YOU AND ME (IS IT FUCKIN’ OBVIOUS NOW) I have punched someone in the past week (MYSELF jkjk) I know someone who has gone to jail
I have broken a bone
I have eaten a waffle today
I know what I want to do with my life (YEA SURE, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING)
I speak at least 2 languages (I am too dumb to learn 2 languages.)
I have made a new friend in the past year (YEEEEEEEEE, quite a few tbh~)
TIME
TO
TAG
@seth-astral @doodlewill @b-randart, @cinnamon-bat, @im-crow, @theexplodingcelebi @trapmagius, @kawmapkarma, @zyrralex,
@bokurei-san
Holy fuk I tagged 10 people
I have
FRENS
You don’t gotta do the tag if ya don’t want tho uwu
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jenny-dreadful · 8 years ago
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R U L E S: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours. When you are done, tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, have fun! I was tagged by @incomprehensiblelentils ! A) Age: 24 B) Biggest fear: I mean not to be such a millennial about it but, never attaining a better life situation. also: fast spiders C) Current time: 12:09 am D) Drink you last had: couple sips of DIET CAFFEINE FREE MTN DEW which you can probably only get in utah E) Every day starts with: talking myself out of bed before 11 am. brush teeth before my own breath starts me gagging. whatever 1-2 makeup items the mirror tells me i need most, half-assed F) Favorite song atm: i mean the last couple days i've been hitting the Love The Way You Lie juice p hard, for writing reasons G) Ghosts, are they real?: nah i think if someone's wooo~ing around your house or whatever, them shit's some kind of demon H) Hometown?: Ketchikan, Alaska originally I) In love with?: no one, hopefully J) Jealous of?: if ur even remotely financially stable and independent, i'm green K) Killed Someone?: no but the night is young L) Last time you cried: i teared up thinking about something in the last few hours but i can't remember what? M) Middle name: Anne N) Number of siblings: three and i am the middlest O) One wish: i generally consider winning the publishers' clearinghouse lifetime prize thing to be a reeeeeasonably decent wish as far as effectiveness and avoiding monkey's paw type shit P) Person you last called/texted: my memory is BAD rn? my last text is from my younger sister Q) Questions you are always being asked: do i want to try to eat lunch R) Reasons to smile: i'm working on the books again. thrifting clothes. something funny on ya dash S) Song last sung: ooooof. i dunno m8. Mercy? T) Time you woke up: whenever my sister n the baby got up and started making noise U) Underwear colour: >_> man listen my body is a really weird shape for the last while, and as long as we're sharing i guess you may as well know that i almost never wear underwear because i can't, it's very chafey and painful. i have a couple pairs of like silk shorts to wear with skirts when i gotta W) Worst habits: yikes, X) X-rays you’ve had: dentals and some i think for stomach stuff Y) Your favourite food: i eat a lot of v plain lemon chicken broth Z) Zodiac sign: taurus if your favorite color is the same as when you were a kid, i tag u
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shadowlink720 · 8 years ago
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FE: Birthright Randomised Chapters 10 and 11
(aka ‘There’s still no chill for any of the Hoshidan siblings’)
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ok since we managed to verge around that uhh.... little problem we encountered last time, we can continue on with this :’’D (I just hope what I did to get around the freeze won’t bite me in the ass later somehow hahah;;;;)
time for us to get Feliciaaaaaaaa the Salty >:3c (and Hayato at the end of the chapter-)
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slightly unrelated but I’m getting flashbacks of the Conquest Mokushu chapter ahahahhhh;;;;;;;;;;; ..... I hated that chapter with a passion tbh, lol
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ya know what that means? Nohr hasn’t avoided the area- it’s like. just because it would be a wiser idea to avoid the area it’s not exactly like Garon cares hahah
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oh yeah the gremlin is back
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Takumi please calm down
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he looks like he’d be a good entertainer; Kagero :V
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TAKUMI
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y’all gotta seriously chill
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these are the least chill in all of Hoshido you’re talking about, Mozu, they’re fiiiiiine
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takumi i told you to calm down will you just--
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and then there’s THIS bitch
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you said it, Rinkah
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there Corrin goes again with the threats ahah;;
oooooki dooooki we’re at the battle prep screen >:3c I should bring Kagero along for this for..... reasons, obviously
oh yeah I just remembered that there are caltrops on this map and we can’t really disarm them because this isn’t Conquest or Revelation asafuhidaudfh
uhh anyway, let’s go! :D
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ayyy there she is :’’D
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... it’s almost creepier when there isn’t any dark shadows under her eyes or anything- afujhakdk
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Takumi, i don’t think ‘How dare you!?’ is very good in this situation--
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well, think about what you just said out loud, man-
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yup, definitely scarier
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yeah, no shit, Takumi; that was you in an alternate universe-
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.... ya know I’m sure we could have just.... talked it out, bro o<o;;;;; without ya know ANANKOS
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ya know I really hope that you’re gonna be a good unit, yeah-
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it’s actually legit kind of unnerving that she has no voicelines; it’s like it’s just incoherent mutters or something
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sure, Kagero I’m counting on you to snap him out of it, tbh-
time to see if I actually can :’’D
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ok good-
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aww, Felicia we do care, man oAo just uhh don’t go on a killing spree
ashdaiuhus, I forgot to take a screenshot but Felicia said ‘You... You’re...’
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Kagero’s voiceline was, once again ‘Lord Ryoma’ so it kinda seemed like she was saying she was Lord Ryoma ... I swear it was funny-
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..... ....... //glances at Conquest yyyyeah
HAH ‘Listen carefully’ (silence other than a little sparkle sound)
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because of that one sparkle sound, her skin is cleared, her crops are thriving, her grades are up and she’s not... ya know... DYING SLOWLY FROM THE INSIDE
ok but the exchange in voicelines oddly fitted Kagero: ‘Glad I could help!’ Felicia: ‘I-is that... so?’
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aww yeah Feliciaaaa >:3c
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good advice for us all to remember :V
aaaall riiiiight let’s see what her stats are like! :D
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aww, Fujin Yumi was randomised away :’’D Not something that can’t be fixed though >:3cccc oooh, her personal is Vendetta, which adds +4 damage dealt to an enemy if she’s already fought them in the battle! .... oddly fitting, tbh ooh, and she has Pass and Relief :o also her stats are great holy heck- yeah you’re definitely here to stay, Felicia >:3c (Growths: HP - 45, Str - 60, Mag - 0, Skill - 55, Spd - 35, Lck - 40, Def - 35, Res - 15) (Heart Seal: Spear Fighter and Cavalier)
ok good thing there’s only one archer on this map right now, I need to keep Felicia out of there
i kinda forgot how slowly you need to take this map--
ok but Yukimura is turning out to be really good, tho >:3cccc
ah jeez, Kaze’s having a hard time keeping up with all of these forest tiles-
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awwwww yeah
hah, because I have Felicia I can just fly right over to the chest without needing to get past Kotaro first >:3ccc
and it was a free Rescue yaaaaas
right, let’s see how we do against Kotaro eeeeh, kinda iffy hit rates ahiduahsd
too bad Izana can’t attack, I would have brought him along so he could avenge his father :V oh well we can have Saizo avenge his alternate timeline’s father, instead :’’D
aaaaand Saizo learned Poison striiiike :D
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also, Felicia; again Flora isn’t here-
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and we’ll never hear about any sort of incident like that again ever ....... //glares at Conquest
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here comes Gay Oboro again
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well, isn’t that a surprise?
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yeah uhh, hate to break it to you but that‘s a Pine Branch you had; not Fujin Yumi--
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and it’s name was A N A N K O S C E N A ........ that was funny in my head I’ll stop resorting to dead memes, I’m sorry-
aaand here we get Hayatoooo
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there’s the boi
ashdahd, Takumi, please stop with the ‘How dare you!?’
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Hayato’s voiceline was ‘seriously?’ hahahhh;;;
aaand we’re gonna go to Cheeeve to follow Azura before she hurts herself-
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I could make a joke about your height right now, but that’d be mean, so I won’t
All riiight, let’s have a look at Hayato!
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ooooh, he’s a Cavalier! :o And he’s got Lily’s Poise as a personal, which grants adjacent allies +1/-3 to damage dealt/taken, sweet !!!!! He has R e n e w a l and Pass as well but RENEWAL- .... his Magic is better than his strength, which isn’t great given his class, but he has good defence, at least- ooh, and he has an Energy Drop we can give that to someone with a poor strength growth (coughcoughHinatacoughcough) :o
Well then! Let’s get going with chapter 11 and find out who Reina is, shall we? :D
ah yeah we start on a boat and stuff, pretty standard
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aaaand Felicia’s right back in with the salt :’D
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gdi takumi
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thank you, Corrin-
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Felicia’s voiceline was ‘Please... don’t do that.’ idk i thought it fit quite well lol
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here comes Mozuuu and everything is going miraculously smoothly too smoothly for an FE game, at least hahah
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aww noo, Mozu oAo
yep, here comes the storm
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aaaaand here come the Vallites lol
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yeah, Kagero knows exactly where they came from haha
time to start the chapter! >:3c there’s a heck ton of fliers on this stage, it’s too bad Felicia can’t use the Fujin Yumi yet :V .... I kinda want to promote her now but at the same time I want to wait until level 20, I’ll give her the Master Seal anyway, though
let’s get this dragon vein to mess with the fliers >:3cccc
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Reina is Suba k i-- ok--
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yeah you.... you do that, Subaki-
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of course it is :’’’’D
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that’s a lie; I can see from your sprite you’re a Falcon Knight-
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Can I say how much I love Reina’s dialogue-
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Subaki you’re going to hurt yourself
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can u imagine if he did though
right! let’s look at Subaki, shall we?
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well he’s got a shit ton of Speed and Skill for starters :V He has Triple Threat as a personal, which deals half damage to foes if they use an axe, lance or sword and get his HP down to 50% or less He also has Gamble which I’m.... not a fan of in the least, but he has a lot of skill so maybe it won’t be so bad he also has Dancing Blade, which grants Speed +3 and Def -1 (Growths: HP - 10, Str - 45, Mag - 10, Skill - 45, Spd - 15, Lck - 40, Def - 5, Res - 25) (Heart Seal: Monk and Knight)
ooh hey, I got another master seal :o
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ayyyyyyy another crit for Felicia :’D She had a 4% chance haha
HONESTLY FELICIA WITH A PINE BRANCH IS UNSTOPPABLE-
ah heck, there goes Yukimura;;;;
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How could this randomiser be complete without the dAIKON OF DESTINY! (no one will get this ahahahhh;;;;;)
yIKES I thought Corrin was gonna Die but she survived with like, one HP-
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geddit, Subakiiii
now I need to get Kaden over to heal Corrin asap-
ayyy, Felicia learned Darting Blow! :D
YIKES
I DIDN’T SEE THAT THE BOSS HAD A KILLER LANCE
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HE GOT A CRIT;;;;;
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AVENGE ME, MOZU-
oh shit that last Malig Knight got a crit against Kagero-
aaaaand he got a crit against Hayato as well;;;;
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get rekt, sahn
I wanna give the kill to Felicia
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>:3cccccc THIS IS FOR HAYATO YOU LITTLE SHIT
oh man that was quite eventful
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well, they messed with the wrong Sky Knight, that’s for sure
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surprise, muthafuckah
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I can’t believe Zola’s freaking Dead
talking about what happened in chapter 9 yadda yadda
end of chapter! :D
hoo boi, I’m uhh yeah what happened in that chapter is exactly why I’m playing on Casual hahah;;;
I thiiiink I’m gonna grind some supports between now and the next part, so we can get some paralogues and see if they work at all hahah;;; I’ll hopefully be able to get Felicia up to level 20 as well so I can promote her :o
yeah, that sounds like a good idea, I’mma do that although I should play more chapters so I can upgrade the rod store for more Heart Seals and stuff :V idk
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lolsomeone-actually · 8 years ago
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DCP Fall 2017 ROOMIE SURVEYYY
Okay I copy and pasted this from the Facebook post I made and not gonna lie I felt awkward as fuck posting this but OH WELL here it is my Tumblr people pls pls pls hit me up if u is doing the same time as me! ILY ALL XOXO HELLO BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE here is my roomie survey! Feel free to hit me up or talk to me!! I don't mind I like makin new friends and recently got accepted yesterday for the PhotoPass Photographer role! Im currently a senior and will be graduating this spring OH SNAP but YAS okay here is my info also Dates are 8/07-1/04 😁🤘🏽 name: Larissa Phan Gender: female lol Orientation: straight Relationship Status: single🤷🏻‍♀️ Birthday/Age: 5/23 and I'm 21 Current Location: lynnwood WA From: Seattle WA School: University of Washington Bothell Major: Interactive Media Design Are you allergic/allergies to anything? Nope Do you have any siblings? 3 sisters in the youngest DCP DETAILS Are you applying for WDW or DL? WDW Flying or Driving: Flying Your Role?: PhotoPass Photographer Do you want to live in Wellness or Non-Wellness? Okay I might sound dumb rn but idk what this means 😅 How many people do you want to live with? Pretty flexible idc like 2-whatever HHa Which housing complex would you like to live in?: Vista sounds chill, read a bit about the others and like I said don't really mind haha Alumni? Nah LIFESTYLE Do you party? How often? Eh I like to get low every now and then- as in dancing but my partying phase sorta passed :/ Do you smoke? Nope Do you drink? Nope Can you cook? If you like chicken, pasta, and like Asian food, I gotchu also spice and rice is life Are you a night person or morning person? Both surprisingly Do you snore? No yikes What does your bedroom normally look like? Fabuloussss jk, but actually tho, I try to keep it tidy and cute Do you like it when your room is hot or cold? I prefer cold 😅 Would you rather go out or stay in? Both! There are days when I just wanna stay in and read or watch Netflix or draw and other days I wanna go out and explore or go on adventures aka getting coffee and stuff lmao What do you like to do on your days off/the weekend? Hang out w the friends, shopping, eating, doing something new haha Do you work out a lot? I'm trying to! Gotta stay healthy yknow! But I do get lazy every now and then lawl PERSONALITY Three words that describe you: happy, funny, fierce lol bonus: woke One good quality: I'm a people person, I can pretty get along w anyone One bad quality: I can sometimes get impatient 😅 Are you outgoing or quiet? Outgoing as heck Do you like hanging out with people or keeping to yourself? Both, I think it's nice to have company but there are days when you just wanna be alone and have "me time" What would you want in a roommate? Hm tbh someone that just cleans after themselves and doesn't mind meeting or making new friends haha and yeah that's all I got right now haha What are your biggest pet peeves/dislikes? Yikes I really hate smacking it's a huge pet peeve and I don't like immaturity Are you messy or organized? Mixture of both depending on what ahah How do you feel about sharing? SHARING IS CARING! But def ask if you like wanna borrow something or want something and we're good hah Do you like having people over a lot? I don't mind but obvi be considerate of others and their time if like you're having a get together Favorite thing to do: omg so much things haha I LOVEEEE going to the beach, reading, dancing, watching tv and movies, and lots of other things! Haha Favorite Music: classic rock, r&b, pop and rap Favorite TV Shows: omg I love watching tv shows, rn im watching supernatural, I love bones, PLL until everyone became A basically, Bobs burgers, Rupauls drag race, Jane by design, vanderpump rules, teen wolf, love and hip hop Atlanta, chopped lol, and lots more! Haha (damn I just noticed I type haha a lot woops) Favorite Movies:Transformers, she's the man, inglorious bastards, Jurassic park!(have any of y'all ever seen that video where like it's a harmonica version of the Jurassic song?? ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS), coraline, mighty ducks, heavy weights, and MOREEEE Favorite Food: pasta yaaaas Favorite Candy: *that guy in spongebob* CHOCOLATE Favorite Drink: water??¿¿ Favorite Color: light real blue💁🏻 DISNEY!! Favorite Character: Mulan/rapunzel Favorite Movie: The Mighty Ducks hah HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL Favorite Disney Channel Show:that's so raven! Lizzie McGuire, even Stevens, Hannah Montana, like literally like all the tv shows from 99'-09' Favorite Park: I love it all tbh Favorite Ride: splash mountain cause I LIVE for the photos that people come up with haha OTHER Anything Else You Want Your Roommates To Know: I'm really nice and funny and love meeting new people and please please please don't hesitate to talk to me! Hope y'all having a great day/night and stay fab!
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survivemiddleearth · 6 years ago
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Episode #10: “DENNIS TRIED GOING FOR ME. TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME.” -Sammy
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Uhh..... What the fuck? Who played an idol on me? How am I alive? What's going on? How did I not get more votes? Who what when where why how????
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Well Zach, sorry for inadvertently sending you home, but thank you for the legacy advantage. Hopefully I can make it far enough to avenge your death.
JG I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE MAD AT ME I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY LIFE BECAUSE THE HINT YOU GAVE ME JUST GOT ME THE IDOL. THANK YOU JESUS.
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Me, before the vote: wow look at me I’ve got allies and immunity and a vote blocker and it’s a blind week so no one can yell at me wow sis Me, after the vote: hi I’m a trash goblin and I’m going home next week because I have only one ally
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Oof. I've screwed up big time. Should've let roxy vote for sammy in the off-chance. Haha SCREW ME AND MY CHANCES AT THE JURY. Johnny: Why did you vote me over dylan Me: I thought Dylan would give more inside and help into the other side. ^ WELL THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT JG: Will prolly vote for his friends over me Zach: who are you even dennis me: shrug - I wish I knew Sammy - NO WAY ON EARTH WILL HE GIVE ME HIS VOTE.
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Ok so I have completely processed, that?? Well, I realized that maybe Sammy isn't the best choice to target. I really don't trust Jay. I know Jay is gonna go to me like "I was with Zach the whole time" blah blah blah. Jay never sticks to the plan for that reason. We get it, you want jury votes. Not gonna happen on my watch.
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OKAY SO CATCH UP TIME!! SO WE GOT IMMUNITY RESULTS(Kinda) and like we found out it was a dark round. HMM INTERESTING...so some crazy stuff happened and i heard three names- Eric,Dennis, Zach. This sucks cause i like them all but then I HEARD ERIC WAS COMING FOR ME AND STARTED FREAKING OUT. He was my closest ally and now he’s trying to betray me??? WTF. Okay anyway, I’d say my closest ally now is Crow...he’s so funny and loves to make things crazy. Also love working with jay I just hope she doesnt snake me NDNFMD. OH AND AND AND GUESS WHAT? I USED MY LIGHT ROUND ADVANTAGE TO MAKE VOTES PUBLIC AND SURPRISED EVERYONE CAUSE THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A DARK ROUND. AND GUESS WHAT. DENNIS TRIED GOING FOR ME. TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME. The sad thing is like he wouldn’t of even told me bc he thought he wouldn’t get caught and i would’ve went hope if Zach had immunity and idol was played on Eric. Poor Zach.....he just got to see his mom(t Swift) and then got sent home:( i hope i play with him again soon!! Okay that’s all for now PEACE YO
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I really miss Zach and JG. It sucks a lot when your friends are the people who need to go home. Because now I like my position in the game, but I don't like who I'm left with. Outside of Dylan R, I don't really feel like there's anyone I can talk to about non-game stuff. I think JG is mad for me like for real and I just hope we can work things out post-game because I love him so much and I don't want our relationship ruined over this game. Tonight is definitely a low for me in this game emotionally. I just don't know what to do.
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SO YOU KNOW HOW THE IDOL HUNT HAS A MESSAGE WHEN YOU GET AN IDOL, WELL YA GIRL FORGOT TO DELETE IT, SO YAY, DYLAN GETS AN IDOL. BUT WE FIXED IT, KINDA, HE ONLY GETS IT FOR THIS ROUND, SO I BASICALLY GAVE HIM A FREE IMMUNITY, NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO DELETE THE THING SO WE DON'T HAVE TWENTY IDOLS FLOATING AROUND.
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I'm so tired of this damn game!!!!!!! I really went out here and did some beautiful ass artwork and lost!!!!!! it's okay tho I don't wanna be seen as a comp threat anyway sis. This tribal is gonna be another annoying one, I just feel it in Me Bones. Wouldn't it be nice if we could just vote out Dennis and move on with our lives?
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alright this 2nd Idol somehow seems like a curse to me.. because usually u keep things like this secret and I have been keeping it secret but for some reason I have a feeling that people like CROW will be very HURT if I play the idol without telling them I had one he already seemed pretty upsetti spaghetti after last tc, where I put 1 vote on Sammy like WTF especially after he send me this after the stephen vote rip stephen btw.. S - Crow: yea, same here. so if you gotta do what you gotta do in the future, I 100% understand S - Crow: i mean like if the roles are reversed in a future voting scenario and you decide who goes and its against my wishes, then by all means, do it!
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chickenoppax-blog · 6 years ago
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✨ R a n d o m  S h i t  # 4 ✨
So, today was eventful, and I wanna ramble about it somewhere so feel free to peep on my personal life right now if you want; this is e x c l u s i v e Tumblr information lmao- well, not really. I’m not very secretive at all. 
Long-ish post incoming so keep reading if you wanna lol. 
Anyway, today we had a class trip to the Met, (er, Metropolitan Museum for people who don’t know) and I was hype because I’d heard of it but never gone. I used to drive past there all the time, too. I just never went in.
The journey there was fun and stuff; luckily enough I was in a group with one of my friends and because I’m a really clingy friend (like really really really clingy whoops) I basically just attached myself to him the whole time- not physically though because I’m too shy lol also that would be weird. 
Also, there was a guy in Central Park (where we stopped before the Met) who was making g i a n t bubbles from a bubble ‘wand’ which was basically just two sticks and a long string and it was really cool; bubbles are nice. I swear, I’m not five. 
But you can look up ‘Central Park bubble man’ and see what the person was doing; it’s not the same person that was there today but they’re doing the same thing lol. 
Anyway, my class was really extra lmao they were screaming every time he made a bubble and idk why they were that hype over bubbles but it was freaking hilarious. Although, as tall as I like to think I am I had to tiptoe to see because the people in front of me were tall, dang tall people. But anyway at first the guy tried to put one of my classmates i n s i d e the bubble and it didn’t work out, but then my classmates suggested that one boy from our class, who’s like 4′10-4′11, would be easier to get in the bubble. It worked, lol. He sat down and the guy basically put his whole body in the bubble. 
It was pretty funny. 
Anyway, we ate in Central Park too. It was cool; we sat on rocks. Also there were a lot of horses; it was great. 
Anyway, we got to the museum, right, and there was a group of people singing outside the museum. They were really good, and we sat there on the stairs for like 20 minutes. I bought overpriced ice cream that was three times the price it normally is, but it was good so it’s fine. You know those strawberry shortcake ice creams? Yeah, those. I’m addicted to them lol; my friend teases me about it. 
We went inside and we did stuff like look at really old art lol; it was a little bit hard to keep up with my friend because he’s taller and therefore fAsTeR even though I like to think I walk pretty fast (Spoiler alert: I don’t. Like, at all.)
Anywhoo it was cool I guess but a little boring; I was more talking to my friend the whole time. I wonder if he got annoyed with me lol I don’t think we separated once. I mean, he seemed not to mind. 
Also, throughout this trip I realized I might be a little too clingy of a friend because a significant number of my classmates asked if I was dating my friend (I’m n o t) and it was awkward. Like, we were walking to the train station and the short guy that got put in a bubble was all like (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞. It was funny. Mildly embarrassing, but funny nonetheless. 
So anyway, shit happened when we were on the train coming back. But like, in a really really bad way. 
So, on the first train, everything was fine. I was sitting next to my friend who was like half falling asleep; it was cute lol. The classmates sitting across from me were all like (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ as well, but the girl (there was a girl and a boy) asked me outright if I was dating him and I- I shook my head so hard I almost snapped my neck lmao; I felt myself turning really red it was bad. 
But anyway we got on the second train, and some of my classmates were being silly, ya know, doing what 14-15 year olds do, and two of them were messing around and saying they were going to have a dance-off on the train. One of them actually started to dance (only a lil bit) but I wasn’t paying attention because I was really sleepy, ya know, and trying to keep my balance because this time I had wound up standing on the train. 
I didn’t hear much because the train was a little bit crowded, but the next thing I know I hear someone say ‘pepper spray’ just as the doors are closing and then I look over and it’s complete chaos on the other side but I don’t know what’s going on because the spray hasn’t spread to the opposite end yet. It did, really quick and when I tell you I couldn’t breathe I mean- jesus christ; I was so scared. I like deadass started having a panic attack on the fucking train and my friend I guess thought I was just reacting to the spray or whatever (not that he could react much to me anyway apparently he’s allergic to pepper spray). Which is good, because he doesn’t know I’ve got anxiety (well not to the extent that I have it anyway) and I wasn’t tryna e x p o s e myself because it wasn’t a normal panic attack like I was so scared I started full-on crying, whoops. It was bad.
Yeah but we all (or at least my classmates and I) got off on the next stop because it was literally intolerable and we were starting to tear up n shit (well I was already crying but i r r e l e v a n t) and it turns out that some lady had gotten annoyed with our classmates and fucking sprayed pepper spray as she got off the train. Yes, because that’s how you, as a grown adult, react to a group of fucking high school freshmen who weren’t even bothering you on the train, plus the other innocent people who weren’t even with our group and had nothing to do with it. 
I don’t even know why she did it; she could have just left because she was going to leave anyway but w h a t e v e r. And she’d sprayed it right into one of my schoolmate’s faces and they were so red and I felt so bad, jeez. But then there was my actual friend having an allergic reaction that was thankfully mild because I was already panicking so bad I don’t know what I would have done if it was any worse. I just kind of awkwardly patted him on the back because I didn’t know what else to do. 
Even better, the teacher(s) was nowhere to be seen (probably went back to the school actually) because they had been on another train car and had no idea the pepper spray incident happened. 
But anyway I did manage to get home and when I got home I was still visibly shook (literally physically shaking), whoops. 
I think I’m going to stick to the bus from now on, or at least avoid the train. Well, as much as you can avoid the train in New York City. 
So yeah. The trip itself was cool, but pepper spray lady can kindly go fuck herself. Gotta love New York subways and their l o v e l y passengers ✌.
Moral of the story: Don’t piss off pissy ladies who spray pepper spray at children. 
Completely unrelated thing: I’m thinking of making an Instagram account. I might just, if people are interested. 
Also, I get growing pains in my ankles and as I was typing this my ankle started hurting really bad and I went ‘i want to dead’ lmao what is wrong with 1) me and 2) my grammar???
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