#when it's all over i expect 914 pics of happy louis/clouis/ninjafam

[stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale]

Hey y’all, here with the usual week update:

Tomorrow and Tuesday I’m streaming the long awaited Despair Route for s4. 

For those still left in the dark as to what the Despair Route is, it’s basically a route where the main end goal is to have Louis and Tenn alive while also causing as much despair as possible, therefore:

Clementine is an asshole to everyone who isn’t AJ or Louis. No one else escapes her wrath so if Clem being mean to your favorite character is something you can’t handle, then avoid the stream. 

Clementine’s approach to AJ is “Do as I say, not as I do.” After Marlon, AJ isn’t allowed to kill, nor is he allowed to do anything considered bad while Clementine murders as much as possible and is overall a terrible human being. 

Clementine will romance Louis, then betray him at the end of episode 2, resulting in the tongueless Louis romance ending. 

Clementine will save Violet, only to not trust AJ which results in her dying on the bridge. This gives us the Tenn ending. 

Clementine will kill every single walker, which will make James furious [but that doesn’t matter, he won’t live long enough to threaten her legs or anything]

Lilly’s gonna live... which fucking sucks. 

Bad choices will be made and I will be angry a good 60% of this route. 

So if you want to come and hang with me while I play through this route, then you’re more than welcome to pop in and say hello, join the chat in screaming about Louis and other shit, and cry with me. I just ask that you’re respectful to those in the chat and to me, so no getting rude when I’m mean to your favorite character, m’kay? It’s all in good fun. 

We’re starting earlier that usual, around 5:15 - 5:30ish [mountain time]. We’ll play through the first two episodes, then the last two episodes on Tuesday, same time. 

Wednesday I’m streaming... something. 

I dunno what yet. 

I have a feeling that the Despair Route is gonna take a lot out of me, and since Wednesday will be the only other night I have off this week to stream something, I’m gonna want to stream something fun. I guess.

Maybe I’ll do more Death Road. Or, maybe I’ll pick up Life is Strange 2 since that’s a game we talked about during the last few streams. 

Or, hell, maybe I’ll do Before the Storm. 

I know I said that I didn’t want to play that one because I didn’t want having Rachel being an actual character to “ruin” Life is Strange for me... but then I thought about it, and it’s already ruined. Y’know? How could it get any more ruined? Meeting Rachel or not, Life is Strange is nonredeemable after that bullshit nightmare that was episode 5. 

So yeah, I might play that. 

Or maybe I’ll just bring up Louis in the character viewer and cry for five hours. 

I haven’t decided yet. 

Y’all can leave suggestions. 

Topics of discussion for this coming weekend 

I decided to take a break from the polls for this week, so y’all don’t have to worry about voting for anything. 

This is because I’m tired of waiting to talk about Javier Garcia damn it. I want to talk about Javi this Saturday so that’s what we’re gonna do. 

As for our usual ship night, I thought it’s been a while since we did an AU night, and after getting this ask: 

I started to think of an AU where Richmond is gone, so the Garcia’s + Clementine pack up, grab AJ, and then truck along until they come across Ericson and the raiders. 

I think that would be a fascinating AU to talk about. I mean, having Clementine, AJ, Javi, David, Gabe, Kate, and Mari because I said so, ALL showing up at Ericson? Helping them fight off Lilly and the raiders? Sign me up, I’m down. 

So that’s the AU we’re gonna discuss. I don’t have a name for it yet, but I’ll come up with something. 

That’s everything for now. It’s late and I’m tired, so I’m gonna turn in. I’ll chat with y’all tomorrow.