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herd-reject-arts · 3 months ago

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So I deliver mail now

Though it's not really part of the job, I can and will block a street to momentarily move a turtle across. There's a lot of water in the area, so a lot of street turtles. Luckily, my temporary route is 90% back roads and neighborhoods, so I'm not actually obstructing traffic. It was a nice Saturday afternoon, so literally no one was out on the roads. I just thought this phrasing was funny.

#not vc sorry #video #i tried to phrase it like that guy at a skate park on roller blades who does a backflip then says his body is the ideal male form #don't worry i properly parked the vehicle and everything. you can hear my keys in my hand. don't come at me.#wheel is curbed. lights aren't on because they're broken.#don't report me I'm doing my job right. but that doesn't mean i can't take 25 seconds to move a turt.#if you don't help street turts we can't be friends.#i do this shit no matter where i am. it's just easier in a mail truck because it's fucking huge.

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