#whatever. we have coca cola. i dont like coke as much though so i'll dieeeee I'll die!
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msybe i will be named trucy
#dude.... i want dr pepper however we are almost out so i must ration it... UGH!!!!!#whatever. we have coca cola. i dont like coke as much though so i'll dieeeee I'll die!#i'm not being dramatic i'm just so so so thirsty for dr pepe all the time always and forever. in my previous life i was a vampire#however i lived in the dimension where everyone has dr pepper for blood#so i became so used to this delicious treat that when i was born here and it was not available so swiftly i knew i was doomed.#ugh my mom is awful about soda too if i ask her to pleeeease buy more i'll pay her back she gets So mad#“you're an adult move out” unfortunately i suffer from a girl problem called disabled. awhatever dude.#man firefox loves to memory leak that's how you know she's transgender#who said that.
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