#what's in the book? idk. Smut.
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He wants to give wisdom, not orders.
So, two drawings of baldy and now I'm back to hairy egg. I think it's the 'young' solas that keeps dragging me back to wanting to draw him.
(I need u to know I love baldy lmao)
I just want him to be happy and unburdened GAH 🖤
#what's in the book? idk. Smut.#solas#fen'harel#solas dragon age#solas fanart#dread wolf#solas veilguard#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age fan art#solavellan#datv#datv spoilers#spoilers maybe lol?
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Went to the new BooksAMillion grand opening and not to sound dramatic and pretentious but *overstimulated on the verge of a meltdown voice* I think maybe literacy and modern publishing was a mistake
#abysmal!! abysmal offerings and for what? to be the only masked freak in the building?#they don't even carry a copy of Sense and Sensibility that isn't a $30 collectors edition 😩#wHAT happened to cheap classics in paperback!!! what happened to them!!!#literally half the store was romance and smut and romantasy and listen i am not a prude but jfc can i get some variety can i PLEASE#doesn't help that i told my mom my joints were hurting and i was starting to crash so could we leave and she said yes#and then proceeded to wander around and look at 80 more books#idk. i miss when book shopping was fun and also fruitful#disgruntled octopus
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rant but im a bit scared im going to get attacked
#so im hiding in the tags and book tok is the subject today#psa: skip past the fourth wing rant to see what im actually talking about#so. the abomination that is FOURTH WING#(my review on it was the longest i have ever written lmfao)#dont get me wrong there are good parts to the book!#most of them are plagiarised from like at least 10 other books tho#the one good thing is the dragon worldbuilding (if u could call it that) but honestly. that's probably plagiarised from smt idk#the pacing is horrible#and yes it was weirdly gripping but in the way you are gripped by a nightmare when u cant get yourself to wake up#anyways i havent even got onto the characters yet. fmc has no personality and mmc is tall and dark and brooding#supposedly enemies to lovers and it should have been given unsolved family business but nope they just want to shag UGH#anyways this was triggered by me talking to my friend's friend who is currently reading it and i was honestly gobsmacked#do book tok readers have no critical thinking (not generalisation im just mad)#like she said six of crows was worse than fourth wing#and it just pissed me off because people just read bad literature from book tok just for the smut when there is GOOD SMUT FOR FREE#FANFIC EXISTS BUT THE STIGMA IS TOO MUCH#and so there are authors who are writing terrible plagiarised shit and profiting off it#and then there are the valiant fanfic writers#like pls im so mad rn especially bc there are so many problems w book tok books (gender roles + pick me stuff etc etc)#one thing that really bothers me is the willingness to just ignore how toxic mmcs are just because they're hot or whatever#it's so problematic (also ppl excusing irl people just bc they're funny)#im so angry because book tok (aside from specific few books) is just a den of plagiarism and capitalism#and im also mad because when did the actual appreciation of good writing (not even literature) just GOOD writing die#and it died because of all things people want to read smut like you can have both and free from fanfic#note that this is not a personal attack this is more of a frustration rant and i do not mean to point fingers at all book tok readers#i just want to highlight the problems w it (mainly plagiarism and excusing weird things and normalising other stuff)#space boo screams into the void#book tok#literature#fanfiction
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thinking about Virgin Gale and Tav getting him to read from the Annals of Karsus like that scene in Oppenheimer.
#i might write this but idk what would be in his book lmao#bg3#gale headcannon#gale x tav#gale dekarios#gale smut
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okay, so. I'm about to wrap up my yearly reading goal (I have 12 to go and should be done by the time the month's out) and I haven’t finished a fanfic in almost two years, so when I finished that I'm doing a hard turn into fic and staying there until the year is done. (it was not a great reading year. I'm tired.)
I want to start with LiS, so I need recs for the hot Grahamscott fics. if you have any, pretty please could you drop me some?
unfinished is fine. I just have no idea where to start. I’ve been out of the game too long and have a shitload of them already on my marked for later list.
(the only thing I ask is no PWP)
I beg of you. fuck me up lads.
#you can also send anonymous asks if you want#I know some of you are sleeper Grahamscott shippers#also a preference for no smut but it's not a hard and fast rule#I can always just pretend I do not see it if there's plot otherwise#idk what the fuck to tag this I just DNF'd another book and I'm so tired god
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it's day three of anne's eunuch book making me absolutely feral 🥺
#i can't stop wondering about if people had reacted better to the castrati smut#what kind of action we might have gotten in the VC books#because she wrote this before TVL#and you can see her laying the groundwork for concepts that would later be used in the VC#but the public absolutely could not handle the contents of this book and it kills me#it's such an incredible exploration of what it means to exist in a body that transcends sex and gender#and what intimacy is like for them#and idk idk just crying in the club over much more anne could have explored in the VC#had only publishers and the public in the 80s accepted her more graphic works 🥺#anyways if you need me i'll be thinking about armand and daniel#in relation to tonio's experience with the cardinal#and tonio absolutely losing his mind over experiencing a man's body#and thinking about if armand lost his over touching up daniel in the same way
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One of these days I’ll stop making OC pairs and I will make more side characters or just one OC at a time BUT THAT IS NOT TODAY (see tags for more I don’t like cluttering the post)
#my art#my ocs#okay so regency romance BUT#mythical creatures walk about in society#most non humans will be obvious but dragons#dragons hide in a human disguise to protect the fact that they do have a treasure hoard stowed away#but whoopsie the girl covered in freckles found out her neighbors secret and now they are at odds instead of realizing that#they like each other lmao#idk what else to do with them tbh I just wanted a monster regency romance that wasn’t like…focused on smut but actual emotions#but monster fucker books DONT YOU EVER CHANGE#we just need more monster romance/fluff stuff too#OH also dragons can shift into three things#a big large dragon#a person sized bipedal dragon#or just a person
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Did they live happily ever after?
HAHAHAHAHA. No.
#dark romance#dark aesthetic#wattpad#writers#dark humor#oneshot#romance#possessive#once in a lifetime#smut#random#nonsense#relatable#idk what to tag this as#shower thoughts#random thoughts#book#bookaddict#books & libraries#booklr#bookblr#comic books#book quotes#book blog#bookworm#author#writerscorner#writerscommunity#writer#creative writing
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"Sorry English isn't my first language 🙁"
proceeds to write the most jaw dropping story I have ever read
#especially with smuts they have me baffled#there was actually this one time when i used to use wattpad to an unhealthy amount and i came across this story#it was a fanfic of a fandom i was in and a character i rrly liked so i was like hell yeah i clicked it and the authors note was like#“my english isnt the best so i hope this will okay :( ” at first i was just gonna click off cs idk i didnt feel like reading it but i gave#it a chance and OH MY GOD GUYS I LITERALLY LEVITATIED#the smut part took me by surprise ngl i was just like holy shit what the fuck#holding my phone with one hand type shi#im just kidding but the storyline was just SOSOO GOOD and detailed left me in shambles when i finished it#i was like in 7th grade when i read that#weird ass kid back then but ill never forget that book
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I hate booktok sometimes cause it's like.........imagine describing game of thrones as a spicy romantasy series.
#🐇#I kinda don't understand like can you not say smut on tiktok? is that where spicy came from?#idk I hate this whole thing where you have to be like please god read it I swear there's sex in it!!#it's a double edged sword like I love all these silly ass smut novels about monsters#there's a smut book about shrek. like that's amazing. but also I'm actively watching reading comprehension die slowly#I just finished acotar like two days ago and I'm now realizing that some of these girls with popular accounts are making tiktoks about thes#books that have hundreds or even thousands of views and it's very obvious that they retained nothing other than I like the boy with black#hair and I don't like the one with blonde hair! and it's not even a complex book it's so scary#I don't even see myself as being that smart either that's what's scary about it
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i think god listens to children more often than adults, but also that god only really gives children what they pray for when what they're praying for is something like a second chance
#material goods? nah#god cures stomach aches caused by guilt#saw your tags malihah and it reminded me of the time i prayed in a bathroom stall in a restaurant called FATZ#because i was sick with guilt over having read like. a smut book? i think? on my kindle when i was 8#and it really wasnt even like the actual books bc you had to pay for those- it was literally summaries/synopsis of the books#but i was soooo sick with the guilt of having to do so that i couldnt eat my potato soup and went to the bathroom#got on my knees and prayed to mary and god for like 10 minutes#just begging them to forgive me and make the pain go away#and i was in there for so long my mom came to check on me but when i left i felt so much better#my stomach pain was gone and later i lost (?) my kindle and idk what happened to it#but i interpreted that as god forgiving me and also getting rid of the thing that made me sin#im more agnostic than i am believing but i do have a relationship with god and i think about that bathroom prayer all the time
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i want to read something where there is adventure in SPACE and there is romance and banter and a hot hero but also a HOT heroine… can someone help?
#book reccs#help me#i need to read something good#science fantasy#???#science fiction#romance books#maybe a tiny little bit of smut#idk#or just like a lot of tension#you know what just slow burn#give me the slow burn
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I believe that play (drama, comedy etc.) should be a more popular genre for fanfiction (if there's any fanfiction written like that in the first place).
#Like you just write it like an episode of a TV show or like a shakespeare play#scenes acts all that jazz#like we essentially do it already with the whole incorrect quotes meme#why not make it a long form fanfiction#I think it has potential#hell not even just fanfiction#regular-ass fiction could be written this way and I'd be glad to read it as a book#“but drama is meant to be played on stage” sure it's nicer and stuff#but we're already reading plain text with stage directions for literature classes anyway#so what difference does it make if it's Shakespeare or idk Ace Attorney Smut or whatever
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How is writin smut hard when you do it so effortlessly girly?!?! also what book was it ?!?
Lmao u just gotta be thinking about the same action for like ten minutes before moving on the next movement and sometimes u lowkey gotta mimic something to see if you wrote the position right and then u gotta make it sexy cus who’s reading “she got my dick hard then she sucked it then I ate her out then we had sex”??? And there’s only so many ways you can write the same sex position in different stories lmao I constantly find myself accidentally reusing old stuff I wrote then trying to rework it 😭😭
I think it was called “they call me teddy” 🤷🏻♀️ in my defense the description made me think it was paranormal, the devil was a woman and MC accidentally gets transported to hell so she gotta fight her way through idk nine circles of hell maybe and fuck some demons along the way. None of that happened. I was like a Wattpad horror book about Stockholm syndrome maybe and serial killers I guess
#asks#writing talk#book talk#I used to be so flowery then slowly I was like fuck it I’m using all the words#what’s crazy is I hate flowery pose so idk why my first smuts where exactly that lmao
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Was editing my grandma’s eulogy and someone goes “wow you’re really good at this”, then my cousin says “yeah it’s because of all those nasty stories she writes” 😭😭😭😭 in front of like 5 other people too omg I’m gonna be thinking of this for the rest of my life 💔
#I haven’t written smut in like 5 years so idk what she’s talking about#also like ignoring the fact I have a short story and am writing a kids book#why was smut the first thing she jumped into#marisa speaks
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joined this pageant thing and im considering to write fanfics for reactions on the post
#hmmmm#what if#i will write hot steamy crazy ballistic down bad crazy devious smut or idk fluff maybe#i need that 51 bucks man im going vroke#i need anothwr jfk book
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