#what's gonna happen to this generation seince they will no longer be recieving the usual necessary daily dose of childhood trauma?!
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oh god no wtf why do they look like that?! I swear, they look inbread!
Obsessed w how the new furbies look like they've finally began to succumb to their decades of unethical breeding practices
#they don't make furbies like they used to...#furby nooooooo!!!#I hate what the toy industry is sucumbing to#it's getting more and more gendered!#just look at the first image.#that is demon spawn. thats the type of thing that crawls from under your bed and bites your ankles at night. thats a furby.#And the last pic...#so unoriginal. they blend in amongst all the other pink and sparkle glitter fairy poop baby toys.#you bet that thing sits on a branch in a pretty fairy forest somewhere and makes pretty chirping bird noises#the other thing looks like the only sound it is capable of releasing is a hellish bloodcurtoling scream#the last one looks like it feeds on glitter cupcakes made of pure sugar#the first one feeds on souls of it's victims#that shit is no longer scary!#what's gonna happen to this generation seince they will no longer be recieving the usual necessary daily dose of childhood trauma?!
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