#what the fuck's better than some badass handsome villain with a big silly moustache?
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what's a motherfucker gotta do to get a big beautiful cartoon villain-style twirly handlebar moustache, a sexy devilish goatee, a fancy top hat, a pair of cool boots, some long gloves, and some kind of awesome trenchcoat or windbreaker or tailcoat or some shit? i need to seduce some bitches. i need that villain swag so i can be handsome and dashing and mysterious so i can seduce some men. men love shit like that, right?
#i also need a boyfriend who can match my swag#what the fuck's better than some badass handsome villain with a big silly moustache?#TWO badass handsome villains with big silly moustaches#mad scientist duo comin up with some crazy fucked up shit in their lab and also having hot gay makeouts#nothing better than that shit right there#also cool steampunk goggles are a big plus#need me a man with a moustache that curls up at the ends
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