#whaaat thats so cool!

[raddestrose]

Ok so, i’ve decided to start taking breaks between schoolwork so I don’t burn out

On that note whose ready to dive back in time with me and crash out?

I like am genuinely curious about all the characters being introduced

cause like ive been able to avoid all the spoilers, im so happy

Bro Xia Fei is acting like Vein’s little meow meow, no idk much about their relationship but from the small bit ive seen its that

Lu Guang is having NONE of it, he hasn’t even opened his mouth but Lu is giving him the DIRTIEST side eye

WHAAAT

OKAY NOW, umm im not sure if you know this Vein, but telling someone they look tasty is not a proper greeting

Bro jumped infront reaal quick

His ass DID NOT say hello

owoah, AWWWWWWWW YOU GUYSSSS

Xiaoshi speaking english is actually like adorable

but it raises a question, how would they dub that and have it make sense?

DAAAANG bro caught that

IS IT A MURDER FAN OH PLEASEEEE BE A MURDER FAN

Cheng Xiaoshi is so me right now

ignoring what’s going to happen in the future Vein is super cool

I NEED his fan

Where did they go?

yeahhhh, Xia Fei’s right with this one

Please don’t fight, for the love if god please don’t fight

WHYD BRO JUST DROP

THE HELL

is this a flashback inside a flashback

WHAT im so lost

oh thank goodness the OH YOUVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

OH GODDAMN IT REALLY YALL, they really had to pull that?

well jeez, five minutes in and its just pain

bro looks roughhh

THE THIRD TIME WHAT

Ouhhh i see, so the timeline is deviating from what had originally happened

so like, what is causing the timeline to change is it him repeatedly diving back or is there like with the last season, other people with powers,

Is it Vein causing the changes or r another person who has powers we haven’t been introduced to yet

Sorry, that was me just thinking everything out loud

Is like everything Shiguang owns just cat themed or something?

Bro you are the OPPOSITE of fine

WHAT IS BRO WEARING

dude thinks he’s a kpop idol at the airport or something

aw though, he’s a little cutie patootie

Did Lu turn into a cat or something

Oh shit he actually did

what thebfuck man

Hes just a little guy, debts shouldn’t count for him

is his dad like an infamous asshole or something what with that response

Whatd his dad do?

That’s not really believable man

a fire, waiit wasnt there a fire in the op, is it the same one??? we shall see

Whats Lu pulling now?

OH SHOOT IS THE 12 HOURS ALMOST UP

Nevermind you big faker

I cant read mandarin, who’s calking him

HE CAN SPEAK ENGLISH

like i knew, but i was still shocked

bros being devious messing with the elevator

ok but like how didn’t he see him, the lobby is empty

this is too good honestly, im thoroughly entertained by that sequence of events

bro should be an actor, he’s COMMITTED

Oh it was wonder kid, or did i name him mystery kid I forget

but anyway thats so evil and sneakyy, dude just wants to meet his dad

I don’t think he wants to be friends Liu Xiao, i really don’t think so

Whats with the face kid aren’t you an adult

Keeping and eye on one of them is hard enough but BOTH, its so hard to keep an eye on both they made a SHOW about it

Well get uncurious, i want domestic Shiguang vacationing and being happy

DID HE JUST DIVE

oh shoot, sorry Guangguang timeline is DEVITATING BIG TIME

Tsukishima? what are you doing here?

DONT RUN INTO THE BURNING BUILDING

Xiaoshi has the opposite of the bystander effect

Oh shit you guys

WHATS YOUR DAD DOING HERE MAN

PLANNED GIRL WHAT

WHAT WHATVWHATW WHATWHATWHAT

WHAAAAAAAAT

JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS

Have I mentioned how stunning the visuals for the ending are cause they are gorgeous

[icypenguin]

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HEY GUYSSSIJHSIHSJOHS im finally uploading heehe ill upload for tomorrow and sunday too :D btw this will take place in modern au! reader is a female (sorry T-T) and i suppose its hurt/comfort so enjoyyy!

note: [f/a]: favourite animal

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prom was coming soon, everyone was excited ofcourse. you looked at lyney who was poking his lunch food. he looked lost in thoughts which is very odd. “hey lyney? you okay?” you tried talking to him but he didn’t budge. “lyneyyy?” you tried to call out for him again. but no response. “LYNEYYY!” he finally noticed your calling. “huh- oh” he looked at you with a straight face. “hey.. what’s wrong? you seem.. um idk, worried?” you looked at him with worried eyes. he’s never been like this before. “whaaat?! no way! ofcourse i’m not, i’m the brave and charming lyney!” he added a wink at the end. you chuckled at his response but then back to seriousness. “okay okay quit the joke, what’s wrong?” “nothing’s wrong y/n everything is fine!” he forced a smile on his face. you know you can’t really do anything else so you went with the flow.

“fine.. anyway, have you got someone in mind for prom?”. he placed a finger on his chin “mm i guess so…” a grin was added to his face. you didn’t know how to react, worried, glad, happy, sad, frustrated? “OOO who is ittt?!” you tried to act like you were excited but at the bottom of your heart, you were worried. your heart beated fast for him to say his answer. badum badum badum.. “hmmm… i can’t tell youuu! it’s a suprise ofcourse, just wait~” he winked again and now starting to eat his lunch.

you knew this was going to be his answer so you rolled your eyes and acted like you didn’t care. well, you didn’t want to look like you’re desperate for him because you think he’ll probably make fun of you anyway. well, the thought hurts you. “whatever i don’t care anyway” you tried acting cool and stuff. lyney hearing your response, it hurts him. he thought you’ll well- idk? beg for him to reveal the answer. but he’s not ready to say it anyway.

the bell rang, you both got ready to head to class again. “what do you have next?” you asked while you cleaned up your food. “bwiowogwe-“ “what?” you looked at him, his mouth was full of food. he looked like a chipmunk with nuts full in its mouth. you giggled at him, he always got his ways to make you laugh. “lyney! what do you think you’re doing?” you chuckle again. he tried to chew his food down but ofcourse it was tough so he mixed it with some water (idk if u think thats gross or what but u understand right? thats lyney).

after 3 minutes he finally swallowed all of the food in his mouth. “i have biology next” he answered like nothing happened. you chuckled again and smiled “great! we have the same class. now let’s hurry up!” you both quickly ran into the classroom because you were already late 5 minutes.

there you finally arrived and as you open the door, all eyes were on you both. “lyney, y/n, why are you both late? and together?” miss clorinde crossed her arms as she looked at you both. you looked at eachother blushing a bit. “my foot got stuck and y/n had to help me” lyney covered it up confidently. you went with the flow because is they know the truth its well- silly. “alright, if you’re both late again i’ll make you stand on one leg at the front” she declared, then she made a hand sign for you to sit on your desk.

there’s no desk side-by-side thats empty so you decided to sit next to lynette at the corner. lyney sat next to lumine at the middle. through the class, you kept looking at lyney and lumine as they both were passing notes. now, you’re sure he’s asking her out for prom.

the bell rang and you packed your bags. when you looked around, lyney was already gone. ‘oh he’s probably already with lumine’ you thought. but you noticed that he left his notebook in his desk. you searched for him and spotted him in the school garden… with lumine. he was holding a bouquet and a [f/a] plushie in his other hand. you knew he knows your favourite animal, but why give it to lumine? was he playing with you this whole time? was he just using you? the passing notes made sense then.

tears were starting to form in your eyes. you couldn’t hold it anymore and ran to your dorm. you didn’t care whoever was seeing you. your heart was broken. you went to your dorm and huddled up on your bed, letting all the tears out. you looked to the frame on your bedroom with a picture of you and lyney at a carnival together. you threw the picture on the carpet and cried silently. after some minutes lynette, your dorm mate, came in, “y/n?” she knocked on your door. “w-what?!” you continued crying. you didn’t care if lynette sees you crying, she’s been your bestfriend since you were a kid.

lynette opens the door to your room carefully and saw you huddled up on the bed. “oh y/n.. what happened?” she asked you in a worried tone. “i-i saw lyney asking lumine to prom! i mean.. what was i thinking? it’s obvious that lumine is better, smarter, prettier, sweeter, nicer, lovelier-“ “y/n.” lynette looked at you with a straight look. “lyney is waiting for you” “well- he probably wants to talk to me about lumine accepting him” you choked out a sob. “no.. no he doesn’t. please just see him okay?” she wiped the remaining tears from your face. you didn’t know what could possibly convince you to see him but a piece inside you told you to.

so you standed up, not caring if you look bad. and went to the door and as you open it, lyney is there holding the bouquet and the [f/a] plushie that he was holding infront of lumine. you were confused. “in a garden- wait y/n what’s wrong? have you been crying?” lyney got worried as he saw your puffy eyes. “what are you doing lyney? i saw you asking lumine out for prom..” tears were starting to form in your eyes again, and you hate it. they were starting to drop. “w-what y/n it’s not what it looks like. please dont cry” he tried to comfort you. “what do you like it’s not what it looks like?! you clearly asked lumine to prom and i bet she accepted you!” you were starting to cry again. “n-no wait hear me out! it was just a practice. the person i wanted to ask out to prom i-is you. i wanted to make eveyrhting perfect so i ddi a practice with lumine”. after hearing lyney, your tears stopped. “w-wait.. so you weren’t asking her out?” “no, ofcourse not, she likes that childe guy anyway- now may i do my thing?” you felt relieved to hear this.

you chuckled and nodded. “being clever as ever, sitting in a field with a bee. to the sweetest girl ever, will you go to prom with me?” he smirked at the end. you giggled at this and replied “ofcourse! ofcourse ofcourse ofcourse!” you hugged him vigorously and he gave you the bouquet and plushie. “aww you knew my fav animal!” you looked at the [f/a] plushie and the beautiful bouquet. “ofcourse, i’m a loyal one” he grinned. you blushed a bit and hugged him again. “you’re the best lyney” you gave him a supeise kiss on the cheek, now it was his turn to blush. lynette watching from afar, is delighted by the sight.

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thankyou sooo much for reading! im sorry if its too long hehe… ill post tomorrow and sunday as well. advices are accepted, thankyouuu!

[neostellarjpg]

I realize you are wholly unaffected by the conflicted anon lmao but I still want to say I adore your davepeta, literally so perfect (and I'm pretty sure my friend may or may not be discovering their nb identity through them specifically your davepeta)

WHAT WHAAAT!!!! THATS SO COOL WHAAAT

[millie-sweetcheeks]

GAAAAHHH WBAT THE FUCK UR ART STYLE IS SOOOO COOOOLLL WHAAATTTTT

misfortunate things will happen to the misfortunate effeminate man

trying somethibg new, I shloud do more of thse

[madman479r]

RWBY X AOT SWAP

Jaune and Reiner swap

Attack On Titan universe.

Armin: No! That Titan just ate Daz!

Jaune: Was he swallowed whole?

Armin: W-what? I-i think so. Do you think he's still-

Jaune: Give me a minute. *to titan* c'mere you giant fucker.

*2 minutes later*

Scouts:...

Daz: **Covered in titan saliva and stomach juices, rocking back and fourth traumatised**

Jaune: What? What's wrong? I figured Daz could still be saved so I rescued him.

Jean: But-... you threw yourself into the Titan's mouth!

Connie: And cut yourself and Daz out through the Titan's stomach!

Jaune: Yeah? Well I knew my aura would protect me so I just went for it.

Hange: I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!

RWBY Universe

Cinder: Ha ha! You fools! With the Maiden power I am far too powerful for yo-

Reiner: **in armoured titan form** **swats her like a fly into the distance**

Ruby: That was so cool!

Weiss: That form does seem useful.

Blake: Made it easier for us.

Yang: Holy hell, we'll have to spar one day. Me vs your titan form!

Reiner: *Not use to compliments and appreciation for his Titan power**... This is nice.

BONUS

Nora: These pancakes taste great! Don't you think so, fearless leader?

Ren: Nora, you know very well that this man is not Jaune.

Nora: Whaaat?! Thats crazy talk! Right Jaune?

Reiner: My name is Reiner and I'm not your leader.

Nora: **Narrows eyes** Are you a depressed, beefy, tall, brotherly blonde guy who uses armour?

Reiner:... yes

Nora: **Leans in and speaks through gritted teeth.** Then you're fucking name. Is. Jaune. Arc.

[wackpedion]

she came to school with me

WHAAAT OMGG AWESOMMMEEEE thats so cool

[jennrypan]

Oh my fuckin god, she fuckin dead.

Anyways- Is all of Paris run by one brain cell?? Like actually. “The perfect couple.” I think yall..need help. Also ALYA MY LOVE, YOURE PERFECT TY. Jesus Christ.

ALSO..He can..transfer their powers..to them??? That shouldn’t be possible. For the STRONGEST powers there. Tf also..Ivans stupid. Thats been a constant, sorry- hes so— god. The way I dont care about him 💀 ALSOHDGASH WE COULDVE HAD CHAT ALYA!!!! FUCK!! “What if I get a akumatized” bitch you were the first one to break out of one BE SO FR— Im so upset— she would’ve been so pretty omg.. Chat!Alya with an Afro..UGHHH.

The akumatized villains were lowkey cool. I wish Gabriel wasnt so damn ugly though— Im..indifferent to Marinettes unified designs and I still think Adrien should be there. “What if I get akumatized” is such a weak reason this show gives for that. Anyways..ALSO LILA IS SOOO INSANE. GIRL GET A HOBBY—

Lmao she dropped a piano on his ass. …LUKA? God his no eyelash having ass disgusts me istg- whats the point of him being trained if Marinettes just..gonna make Alya the guardian?? It’s so— also..Jagged stone is just..there. Does he call Juleka?? I still dont have a high opinion on him. Also I forgot there were other heroes. And uh— what happened to the time limit? That doesnt exist anymore for her?? Cool cool.

Lol he threw up dust— get his ass. KILL HIM. Also..friendly reminder: All of this is basically Felix’s fault. He decided to give Hawkmoth all of the miraculous. It’s been proven he could steal and yet..he couldnt steal the peacock for himself, nah he had to give the villain all of the miraculous and then..he doesnt even apologize?? Hes just..on the team now. The fuck.

I love Alya and Nino so much— anyways. Okay so. The hero’s came but uhm- no one could uh..help Adrien? Maybe I’m thinking too big— anyways..Marinette you saw how absolutely insane Gabriel was..like he genuinely doesnt give a shit about Adrien. And..Lila is just..a super agent now?? With a hacking computer??cool..cool.

DHDSAHE SHE HAD THE FUCKIN MIRACULOUS- SHE HAD IT. Like sure..sure Marinettes forgiving..but..let’s look at Chloe..and uhm. Yeah. “If Gabriel agrees to give up on his madness.” So..girl you knew he was crazy and decided to just..stay with him and live your child with him and his follower? Like his insanity clearly started when Adrien was still young and you still LOVED him?? Stand UPP. Gabriel cries like a BITCH. I dont care about how he feels fr. You deserve HELL.

…Marinette detransformed, I— Plagg should’ve been the first one PISSED. Cuz he JUST now decided to feel bad..after terrorizing all of Paris and the world, neglecting his son for half of his life and harming the Kwami at every turn. ..cuz he missed his wife?? The fuck. No. “Marinette dont trust him.” CORRECT PLAGG. CORRECT.

Awe..Tikki and Plagg are so married..i love them..anyway. Obsessed with Plaggs god form and Tikkis ngl..it goes hard. Also..do they just. Go autopilot when he said reveal yourselves?? We know who they are— they should be angrily telling him not to do this?? I— anyways..MARRIED— They should’ve..considered this a failure on Marinettes part cuz..girl..whaaat.

The unification design could be..cooler. It’s far too pink. It’s more TIkki than Plagg— bleh. “Make sure Adrien never knows about the villain that I was, but instead he remembers the times I tried to be a good father.” WHEN??? Bruh—

Emilie should spit on him as a ghost. Anyways.. What the hell— RUPAUL?- lmao, how is Bustier the mayor?? What qualifications does she have— also WHOS THAT BABIES DAD— Im so..confused. Also..yall used those rings to design..a statue..with Gabriel.. uh huh.. Felix, Kagami and Nino should have..opinions about that. Tomoe go to HELLLL. Go to hell. Anyways..

“I dont know if I’ll ever manage to be like him.” Oh ima be sick. “When I’m with you I feel so free.” OHHH IMA BE SIIICK— THIS IS SO UPSETTING. Im laughing but this isnt funny—

Also giving the miraculous to every irrelevant character in the class is wild (Obviously excluding Alya and Nino from this and Luka IG) but like..did they ALL need one?? Be so fr. Anyways.. this isnt a winnnnnnsda Davis:l

[sparrowchute]

Hihi this is so random but I saw your tag on the green blue hetrochromia thing for Richtofen and I wanted to say that's actually a really old fandom trope! Back on DeviantArt I recall a lot of artists drawing Ed w/ green eyes but I believe at some point it was made cannon that his eyes were blue so people began doing hetrochromia...Though honestly I could be misremembering, all I know is that ppl have been drawing him with one blue and one green eye since at least 2011! :-3

WHAAAT OH MY GOD THATS SO COOL I was wondering bc I started seeing it around more often lately, but I had no idea where it came from :0 the closest thing that I cld even think of was that in Origins (I think it was Origins anyways??? i cld be completely misremembering) they accidentally made Richtofen's eyes green for a bit (or maybe it was on purpose who knows what was happening with Origins, Samantha was American for like five minutes bc of how little they knew what they were doing dfhgjdfgjks) and then immediately went back to blue :sob: It grabbed my attention bc a very similar thing happened with the Ace Attorney fandom regarding Phoenix Wright's eyes :> in official art his eyes seem to swap between blue and brown a lot, so most artists (myself included teehee) adopted heterochromia as a headcanon for him!! I'm a VERY long time cod zombies fan going on like?? 13 years now I think if my xbox's achievement tracker is to be trusted???? but im only recently starting to interact with the wider fandom for it and i am VERY quickly learning that ive got a lot of catching up to do :(( once my laptop is fixed though i am drawing SO MUCH OF THESE FREAKS AUGHH

[exocynraku]

now that its the 4th i can finally talk about shadow!! yahoo!!! SHADOW SPOILERS BELOW . ASC SHADOW . IF U DON'T WANT SPOILERS DON'T OPEN THE CUT!!!! SPOILERS BELOW!! LIKE. SO MANY SPOILERS. FOR THE WHOLE ENTIRE BOOK. PLEASE BEWARE

ok so that book was surprisingly? not that bad. the BIGGEST thing that happened was BRAMBLESTAR RETIRED!!! SQUILF IS GOING TO BECOME LEADER!!!! (unless something bad happens) and i am SO PUMPED FOR IT!!! FINALLY STUPID IDIOT BRAMBLESTAR IS GONNEEE i still skimmed over nightheart chapter this arc and tbh? he didnt really do that much. talked to sunbeam. talked to berryheart. talked to bramblestar and sparkpelt. did some tasks. FAILED HIS TASKS ON PURPOSE TO LEAVE SUNBEAM BEHIND AND GO BACK TO THUNDERCLAN WHAAAT??? honestly i dont think they shouldve let him back in but whatever AND NOW SUNBEAMS GOING TO THUNDERCLAN TO BE WITH HIM. babygirl just leave him please

sunbeam also didnt do a crazy amount of things it was mostly just interacting with nightheart but there was one thing i wanted to talk about! in one of the chapter (I dont remember which one) she had a dream about nightheart WITH ANOTHER CHICK?? she was described as a silver tabby with blue eyes and i tried to see if that was a cat but the only ones that are even CLOSE are flowerstem from shadowclan and shimmerpelt from riverclan, who are both described as silver mollies. IK it was proooobably just a dream but . what if its more of a vision. what if that actually ends up happening. very interesting....

berryheart still kinda sucked BUT ALSO. she is schemeing with RIVERCLAN to get tigerstar out!!! whaaat!!! specifically splashtail! WHO'S CLOSE TO FROSTPAW!!! i was actually pretty shocked lol! duskfur and mallownose (i think thats their name?) were also there

on the topic of riverclan reedwhiskers death was CONFIRMED. to be a murder. BY SOMEONE HE WAS PROBABLY CLOSE TO. WHAAAT??? I was so shocked! And intrigued! I'm SO excited to figure out who that was. he also said to frostpaw 'there is a darkness in riverclan' which is VERY interesting. also frostpaw has a crush on splashtail and its literally killing me babygirl thats your cousin. ough. also i think splashtail might be evil. i hope hes evil. that would be very interesting

ok time to talk abotu FROSTPAW!!!!!! little. tiny. i love her. she was so interesting this book. BIGGEST thing about her is SHE'S NOT A HEALER ANYMORE! she decided to become a warrior apprentice again because of her (supposedly) fake visions! splashtails been trying to convince her to become a healer again but it is NOt working LOL. though the odd thing is, now she's having REAK visions! she had the vision about reedwhisker where she was in the attackers body who attacked him and then threw him over the ravine. BUT!! cuz she's not a med cat anymore, she only told this to splashtail and.,... and.... she's going to tell whistlepaw too!!!! that means... WINDCLAN CONTENT!!!!!!!! im so excited! BUT. she didn't get to windclan! before she could make it, someone ATTACKED HER! it wasn't shown who it was or if it was riverclan or windclan or someone else but EEK!!! please be okay frostpaw. please. aaaaanyway, i thought this book was pretty good, surprisingly! frostpaw is still my number one fav :3 also i love owlnose & splashtail. i love alot of riverclan. icewing, shimmerpelt.... such cool characters!!! also lightleap and blazefire are cute

[thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls]

YOU.

hi [: hiiii hihihihihih larkieeee hiiiiii

how are you doingggggggggg ‽

it is currently 0:50 rn and i am transcribing so much poetry thst i wrote during class holt shit sjfjfk (did you know that '#note sunflower' posts on my poetry blog are about/inspired by murder lesbians (..its almost all josh) cause i dont rly show you all of them..)

i also have an army of crochet jelylfish now 👍👍 like a literal pile holy shit. many jelylfish sufhfjcj

YOU🫵 hihiiiii limey (i must come up with a nickname for you methinks)

I’m good! Had a maths formative today that drained my soul/j but i have dnd tomorrow so yipeeee :]]

RUNNING OVER TO YOUR POETRY BLOG ACTUALLY SPRINTING EVEN WHAAAT/POS/LH

also yes yes an army of crochet jellyfish are important actually heheh (THATS SO COOL THOUGHH AHGDJSK)

[antlerx-art]

GOOD OMENS 2 EPISODE 6 REACTION - CONTAINS SPOILERS‼️

THE EVERY IS IN THIS EPISODE. YES I’LL KEEP CALLING IT THAT UNTIL IT HAPPENS. IM GOING INSANE.

starting it 👍🏻

aziraphale you’re standing a little too dangerously in that circle remember last time

“you’re not welcome here” DEEP VOICE OOOOOH pity crowley isn’t here to hear it my guy would’ve fainted

HIS ANGEL OUTFIT 💀THE WAY HES RUNNING

yes maggie ROAST her 🙏

“i’ve spent my life being scared of things” 😭

“BRAVER THAN ANYONE I KNOW”YEEEAHHH MY LESBIANS

shax don’t hurt maggie don’t you even THINK of hurting maggie or nina

“my god you lot are pathetic” LOUDERRR GO MAGGIEEE GOOOOO

no wait why can they get in

MAGGIEEEEEEE WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEE

hehe aziraphale is “perfectly prepared to take defensive action” 😼

“STAY BACK 😠” OHHHH WOW

“you can all leave now, and nobody will be hurt” SO BADASS YEAHHHHHH

rip eric

lol there’s no miracle apparently michael and uriel just can’t notice crowley

noooooo muriel is lonely :(

also crowley comparing angels to bees and aziraphale feeling lonely when he realized he’s an “angel that goes along with heaven as far as he can” in ep 2 is making heaven look like some sort of hivemind and it’s really cool, it also explains why aziraphale is a bit uncomfortable with not having someone to report to after becoming free

CROWLEY WAS AN IMPORTANT ANGELLLLLLL I KNEW IT OHHH MY GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS A STUPID THEORY BUT IT SEEMS TRUE?

aziraphale using the way he discorporated in s1 to discorporate other demons hehe silly

i was about to say that demons can’t possibly be that stupid but aziraphale is reading my mind i guess

AND HE DOESNT HAVE ANOTHER PLAN!

“amen” okay??

gabriel saying nah???? to heaven winning?????

crowley is so doctor who right now

“ARMAGEDDON THE SEQUEL THATS A NAH” 😭 IS THIS WHAT HE WAS PUNISHED FOR??

aziraphale MENTIONING THE FIRE???????

NOOO IT’S TRAUMATIC FOR HIM ☹️

they had a TRIAL?

saraqael knows it’s crowley AND KNEW HIM AS AN ANGEL WHAAAT

“severe measures” no aziraphale you have to say extreme sanctions

“CROWLEY’S EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANGEL”

shax stop making fun of my angel

THE METATRON AT THE TRIAL

UHH why doesn’t gabriel give a fuck about this

“GUYS ENOUGH”? OH MY

“one prince of heaven cast into the outer darkness” DO YOU MEAN. DO YOU MEAN CROWLEY? WAS HE A PRINCE OF HEAVEN????????

junior recoding angel😭 HES ONE CLASS UNDER M U R I E L

crowley’s little punch on their shoulder HES A NICE GUYYY OH HES SO CBBSBDBBD

gabriel is so casual about the trial?? like he just got fired but he didn’t like the job anyway

aziraphale what are you doing

IS HE GOING TO BECOME BIBLICALLY ACCURATE?

THE HALOOOOOO

HE STARTED THE WAR

“YOU WOT?”

just kidding no war apparently

and why is the box full now?????

THE FLYYYYYY that’s what he was writing

BEELZEBUB INVOLVED I K N E W IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT

HEHEEHEHEHHEHE INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY

yayyy memories are back

SEASON ONE???????

OH GOD THIS SHIP IS REAL?

arma bloody geddon

ahh and they’re too tired to fight so they agreed to just refuse to do it i guess?

and gabe then went to aziraphale’s bookshop because he was the first one to go against armageddon

A PROPOSAL TO MAKE

yes that’s what i thought

i can’t believe gabriel has a deal with beelzebub this fandom keeps winning this season truly is a shipper’s dream

THE SCENEEEEE from the trailer

he actually goes there just to look at the statue for hours💀

THEY WERE AT THE PUB!!! i keep predicting

romantic ineffable bureaucracy date if they *every* before aziracrow i’ll be dead on the floor laughing

GABE PUT THEIR SONG ON

FINGERS TOUCHING

“it’s bigger on the inside” CAN BRITISH PEOPLE STOP. BEING. BRITISH. (jk i love y’all keep making these silly shows🫶🏻)

ROOOOMANCEEEEEE THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER

HES BACK!

if they kiss istg

“SILLY SILLY ANGEL”

HANDS HOLDING???? WHY IS EVERYONE CONFESSING BEFORE AZIRACROW WAKE UPPPPPP

WHY DID IT TAKE YOU GUYS 6000 YEARS AND INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY MADE IT IN?? SOME MONTHS?

“you will speak one at a time” yummmmy

ALPHA CENTAURY THEY ALWAYS WANTED TO GO THERE

still cant believe they’re canon

THATS THE METATRON

NINA AND MAGGIE TELLING CROWLEY TO CONFESS OOOOOH YESSSS

NINA CALLED MAGGIE ANGEL

ah i suppose the metatron offered aziraphale to be some sort of archangel but hes gonna decline because he wants to be with crowley

ITS ABOUT TO HAPPENNNNNN

no aziraphale HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?????

yeah as i said

AZIRAPHALE HOW CAN YOU STILL THINK THIS I THOUGHT YOU HAD SOME BIGGER CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

CROWLEY’S CONFESSION IM NOT OKAY

“oh crowley nothing lasts forever” shut. up.

CROWLEY PUTTING THE GLASSES BACK ON AS A SHEILD

YOU GUYS WERE SUPPOSED TO DINE AT THE RITZ AZIRAPHALE YOURE RUINING EVERYTHING

“i need you!” THEN STAY YOU DUMBASS

NO NIGHTINGALE? STOP IM ABOUT TO THROW UP

WE COULD’VE BEEN US

THE EVERY

THE EVERY OH GOD

THE FUCKING EVERY HAPPENED OH MY GOD BUT ITS SO SAD WHYYYYYYYYY

THIS IS WHY I DIDNT WANT IT TO BE IN THE LAST EPISODE AND EVEN LESS IN THE LAST SCENE I NEED HELP

“I FORGIVE YOU” / “DONT BOTHER”

NEIL GAIMAN PAY MY THERAPY BILLS

aziraphale touching his lips.

GO AFTER HIMMMMMMMMMM YOU IDIOT

i hate this

i need a moment

SO.

i know that in cinema the middle part is usually the sad part so since this show is a three season thing i was already considering the possibility of a sad ending for s2

BUT IT DID NOT. HAVE TO BE THIS SAD.

i have to say it did feel quiet gentle and romantic compared to season one, BUT THIS ENDING. THS FUCKING ENDING???? THIS COULDVE BEEN SO PERFECT WHY DID THE METATRON SHOW UP WHY DID AZIRAPHALE ACCEPT

neil i’m in your walls IM UNDER YOUR BED

AND WHAT IF WE DONT GET A SEASON THREE?

good omens and ofmd both ending with them separated this is too much why can’t gay people be happy

and when i had seen the every i couldn’t wait to see the contentx BUT OHHH I ALREADY MISS THE TIME WHEN I WAS CLUELESS I DIDNT NEED THIS CONTEXT

crowley i’m with you btw aziraphale needs to do the apology dance a million times

alright i’m rambling bye everyone i’m gonna go stare at the wall for seven hours

tagging @neil-gaiman but this time it’s to send him my therapy bills not the reaction ❤️

[raddestrose]

Ohh fancy test

they are similar

broh whaaat

oh shoot who’s that lurking?

Romelle dude give bro a break

OH SHOOT

oh god

Thats so not cool

WHATT

WHATTT THE HECK

ufhhh this dude

KOLOVAN NOOOOOO, just hold tight man

This guy is not playing fair

Yeah, use the force I guess Keith

guess shes gone again

He really likes mentioning whole dying, clone and feild thing

Well thay was something

oh no thats super not cool

oh noo

space fish?

they’re looking ROUGH

he’s losing it

oh no

Oh shoot, their all fighting

this is so not good

Keith, take a DEEP Breath

WHAT

EARTH??

if its a hallucination this id going to be REALLY sad

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT

YESSSS THW POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

Whatttt

THE LIONS

LETS GOOOOOOO

OH YEAHHH THEY GET WINGS NOW

OH MYNGOSH

they’re almost there

WHATT

WHATS HAPPENING ON EARTH

OH SHOOT

NOOOOOOOOO

Oh no this is so not good

That is sooo not cool lady

like, you guys, he knows more than you all

Oh yall, this recap is SO HYPE

OH THIS ITS DUDE

UGHHHHH THIS IS SOOOO HYPEEEE

NOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU TELL THEM

UH OH

THATS SOOOOO NOT GOOD

oh shoot

[shroudbud]

how does it feel knowing u draw idia EXACTLY as i imagine him in my brain

i feel magical at this information

no but srsly WHAAAT— thats so cool 😭

[loverrboy19]

btw it's soo funny that you said scream was your favorite because i go by the nickname ghostie on my main account <3

...and i've been considering getting a ghostface mask for myself, for toootally normal reasons

oh hey didnt see you there (falls trying to lean against a door way)

anyways thats sooo cool haha,, im having a completely normal reaction to that wow I totally think you should thats so crazy and maybe you could even show me lol whaaat who said that 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

[ditzydreamsss]

a man has

"a man has fallen into the river in Lego city!" slkkimmmkkkkkle reported on the news, wearing jorts.

"looks like...." gronzly pwuwuays anime smirked and anime laughed and anime smirked again cause he's cool. "it's a job for............."

drumrolls played and suddenly the national anthem of pudding started playing in trumpet. that's right. it was schlatt- wait, schlatt?

schllkat was making out with the giga pudding and probably doing more disgusting things with it but I won't describe it to save all your souls. "PUUUU-DIIII!! PUUU-DIIII!!!!" the great puddi puddi cried out, suspiciously like a moa-

im sorry. let's move on.

"WHAAAT? WHAT IN THE GLOOPIN GLOOPERS IF THAT?" sllmmmmkkkdkkdikdkkckckckcile shouted, brains exploding from the pure shock of being blessed by the sight of- that's right- JORTHULU. the new of jearth rose from the river, lifting up the man (condi) and saving him.

cumdickfiction (imsososorry) came ashore and became a religious man this day. worship jorthulu.

butt. but there was darkness leaking on the shadows. omae wa mou. shindeiru.

NANI?!

THATS RIGHT. THE RIGHTEOUS GOD (of anime) ROSE FROM HIS DEPRESSION WEEB CORNER AND CHALLANGED JORTHULU TO THE BATTLE OF GODS. the winner would get the title of "haha lmao noob I won you didnt haahahahhaha". truly the greatest title of all.

the battle was a battle not of fighting. no blood shall be spilled from this duel. no- this was the duel of FUCKIN' RAP BATTLES BABYYYY!!

"JORTHULUUU!! JORTS, JORTS JORTSJORTSJORTSJORTSSSSSS!!!!!!" Jorthulu cried out in powerful shouts. "JORTS, SORTS, YORTS, MORTS! RICK AND MORTY, TOM AND JORTY!!!!"

the cry rang out for miles. it seemed impossible anything would defeat tit.

Sweat dripped from Griowozly's forehead, lips pressed into a think line and hands clutching nervously on both sides of him. He took a hesitant step backwards, suddenly regretting everything he'd ever done. What if all the training he did was useless? The singing of jorthulu was so strong, ten thousand people were already lured into the cult. Dammit. Why does the world have to be so cruel?

No. No, Grizzly, you're NOT ALONE!

what....

It's me, bizwii, uwu!!!!! I believe in you Grizzly. or something. I know that we can with our power of uh, the script got ripped up hold on- WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, WE CAN DO ANYTHING! Was- was that good? Can I have Beewee back now-

................yes. that was right. How could he have forgotten?? of course......

"HAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! YOU MAY HAVE YOUR SONGS AND YOUR CULT, BUT I HAVE THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP ON MY SIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Grizzly declared, raising his hands up.

sir condifiction snapped out of his trance. grizzly was right, who the hell cared about this random fake god? FRIEDNSHIP WAS THE REAL KEY!! Condi transformed into his god self, with cracks of time and space flickering around him and with a KA-CHANG, he brought out a portal gun from tommyinnit's forgotten portal gun mod video.

and there was THUDS. THUD, THUD, THUD, VROOMMMM!!! A STORM OF ANIME GIRLS WERE COMIGN HIS WAY!

"Stay grizzly!"

"I love you grizzly!"

Wiping off his nosebleed, gronzy pways used his simp powers to collect a ball of energy like anime.

"You forgot about one thing, Jorthulu. You were so hungry for power, you went to the evil and forgot about friendship."

Grizzly smirked.

"The most important thing. Friendship and trust."

With that, the screen was blinded by a white flash and the dark mode users lost their sight forever. however, they were not all lost, for they still heard this:

"Thank you, my friends. Together, we can do anything."

"...So where's my five bucks?"

[kiddokori]

but you're so right about everything with totk. you put it in words so well 😭 idk if you found memory 9, so i won't spoil anything, but it was SO GOOFY look up gmod smile after you watch it and explode instantly. loftwings would've made the game infinity better, like skeleehorses can go over gloom (such a silly name btw) and horses are always great, but there's nothing to ride in the sky??? missed oppurtunity imo. i basically play with no tech becuase i hate using it 😔 i have much to say on this game and sadly most of it around the plot isn't thatg nice

SKELEHORSES CAN GO OVER GLOOM??????

but no yeah i dont enjoy the tech lol. i think modern tech in fantasy is a slippery slope from “woah cool its so interesting how this fantastical society developed things we never couldve thought of” to “this isnt even fantasy its just sci-fi with medieval paint slapped over it” thats what botw vs. totk is to me. we went from giant magical mechs and tech that felt more like sentient creatures to a straight up four wheeler. also its just clunky. to me. vexes me.

i am playing it very slowly for several reasons so im not far im only two memories in (trying to do them in order) lol but im not impressed by the writing either again ive only beat the rito “dungeon” idk what to call it. it was fine. really felt like they just tried to replicate the divine beasts but it didnt work. the weird disembodied voice felt forced in totk its just this random exposition guy that felt like he was just there for the sake of mimicking the structure of the champions talking to you where in botw that makes sense because they’re important characters that you learn more about and play a role in the story and also they literally died and their souls were trapped in their beasts. and totk was like ah shit ah fuck we gotta have another disembodied voice throw this guy in there and have him lore drop on you. who is he. who cares.

and then the divine beasts were like interesting involved puzzles there was one i thiiiink the camel you literally had to turn entire parts of it to line up electrical signals to get places and unlock things it was a little frustrating but i had to think about it!! same with the elephant you had to control the entire mechanism to move things and you had to Think about it. the rito ship was just go find these things. ok the divine beasts were also that with the terminals but you had to work for it. totk really just went go walk around for awhile and find them. no real puzzle to it. there was a little bit with the doors/levers but it did not feel nearly as involved or thought through.

i will say i did like the boss fight the ice guy. cool guy. looked cool baller music neat new little thing you had to do to beat it i liked it. that was cool i will give them that they know how to get me pumped for a boss fight

ok but the cutscene with zelda near the beginning was goofy as hell. just straight up like woaaaahh she floated into the sky thats crazy!!! whaaat!!!!! felt extremely silly. i was sitting there like is this a gag is this supposed to be funny i cannot tell. very much threw me off. could not take seriously

also. fucking. got rid of her again. if they wanted to have the same success of botw maybe they should’ve gee idk changed the formula again and let zelda be with us. a two player zelda game would be so cool. even if it was still single player and we could just interact with her and have her with us im thinking kindof last of us/resident evil 4 style where she helps you do certain puzzles or helps you fight like other npcs. even if she just stayed at the base and helped purah with research and you could talk to her thatd be more interesting. GIVE HER TO ME!!

the intro really just felt like oh we have to get rid of zelda again because we need link to be alone so we can copy botw uhhhhh magic rock teleports her to the past yeah yeah that works. they decided they needed this to happen and then made a story to excuse those choices rather than actually construct something cohesive.

im not even halfway through the game so i dont wanna be tooo hard on it or form strong opinions but id rather be pleasantly surprised than disappointment after getting my hopes up. i havent been spoiled for anything but i have seen people complain in general so im kinda leaning towards disappointment lol. like its zelda im still having fun i just also am looking at it from a critcal point of view and i have plenty to say. i used this as an excuse to talk for a looong time anyways. im currently working on getting specific horse colors that i preplaned by looking at this horse chart to name after characters from a book i like ✌️ i didnt pay 70 dollars to not have any fun with this game so help me god i am going to enjoy Some of it