#wevibes

[girlinyourphone]

getting 2 expensive toys from work for free

[meme-loving-stuck]

^^^ any diet products you see advertised are 100% diuretics, do not use them. it's the same bullshit idea behind "cleanse diets"

if you want some substitutes i have used all of these:

wix is a decent substitute for squarespace if you know jack shit about coding anyway,

spectrum boutique is a decent retailer for a lot of sex toys and they always list what materials and brand they're from so you can check if they're trustworthy

and honey is a great firefox extension that automatically finds coupons for whatever website you're shopping on (like if you want, say, cheaper sex toys that aren't gonna give you an infection)

Fundamental life advice: never trust a product from a youtuber/influencer sponsorship

[loversplayground]

** ONLINE EXCLUSIVE SALE** Your paradise of pleasure is offering 20% off all We-Vibe favorites - exclusively for our VIP pleasure seekers. Make your holidays buzz with excitement at Lovers Playground where naughty meets nice! Shop now and let the pleasure begin.

[swagging-back-to]

am i saving for a new car? yes.

did i buy two new sex toys this week? yes.

[nerdieforpedro]

The Brave, The Bold, The Dirty - Fanfics that I adore

Volume 2

Fanfics that I am currently reading or re-read because they’re that good!! 😊

This list is for those aged 18 and up, please respect the author's tags, warnings and notes as they are there for a reason.

Crawling Back to You Author: @prolix-yuy

(Dieter Bravo x female reader) There’s a secret that Hollywood has been keeping from us that explains so much. Found out I find horns sexy.

This Charming Man

Author: @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin

(Frankie Morales x OFC Camilla) No one said Frankie had to be good all the time. To be fair, he's had some major life events. He's unhinged but also sweet. He's got layers. Some of the layers are concerning. Make sure to check the warnings before reading. Dark fluff!

Dr. WeVibe; or How Dieter Bravo Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Remote Vibrator

Author: @imalrightllama (Dieter Bravo x female reader {established relationship}, Dieter Bravo x female reader x male soft Dom, Dieter Bravo x male soft Dom) This is smut. It has evolved into ultra smut and eventually reaches super ultra smut. There's also toy use. You have to read it to understand.

Opia Author: @artemiseamoon

(Ezra x black female reader) A woman's journey for a payday leads her to meet Ezra under less than ideal circumstances. The bond they form is life-long.

Kinktober 2023 Author: @palioom

Thirty one days of October - thirty one different fics each with their own theme to sink your eyeballs into. Make sure to double check warnings.

going slow Author: @ezrasbirdie

(Javier Peña x female reader) An issue that no one really speaks about but can make sexual intimacy extremely difficult. Thankfully, Javier Peña is a sweetheart and willing to take it at the reader's pace.

anytime Author: @undercoverpena

(Javier Peña x female reader) Reader and Javier have been friends for years. Seen each other through the best and worst of times. Javier's mind is rattled and there always seems to be one thing or person rather that settles him.

I like the way you Author: @undercoverpena

(Frankie Morales x female reader) Reader is friends with Frankie. An offhand remark leads a becoming friends with benefits. What could go wrong? Feelings? No one agreed to that.

When the west was wild Author: @boliv-jenta

(Silva x OFC) Nine part story about a woman living alone in the west. An injured strange changes her life, for better, for worse? Read and find out.

Be all and Endor Jyr’ika Author: @djarins-cyare

(Din Darin x OFC) An epic love story told over 40 chapters. Use the bathroom, get a blanket and get comfy, there's reading to be done.

Darkness Author: @ezrasbirdie

(Ezra x female reader) We all know Ezra has explored many ways, things and positions. One that he has not explored is our reader. He's a bit scuzzy, but a gentleman - mostly. You gotta invite him in, give him the ok.

Moonlit Serenades Author: @geminimoonbeamx

(Poe Dameron x plus size female reader) Poe needs some comfort after a tough mission that only the reader can provide.

Headshots Author: @secretelephanttattoo

(Marcus Pike x OFC Ella) Turns out reader's new job as a photographer for the FBI changes her path in life forever. The job was temporary but the relationship was for life.

The Gift Author: @mandoisapunk

(Javier Peña x female reader) Sweet Javier Peña fluff. Reader's gift to Javi is life changing. I'm not crying, you are!

An American in Paris Author: @absurdthirst

(Ezra x female reader) If you ever wondered what Ezra would be doing in the late 1940's after WWII. Our man went to Paris where he meets the reader. This pic had me at Ezra in Paris and then held on to me tight and tossed my feelings around like a rag doll.

To hold you tonight Author: @iamasaddie

(Marcus Pike x female reader) Dark! Marcus has a very dark spin in this one shot. He also has a love a statues that extends to the reader. Please read the warnings before reading.

Full of colors. Author: @trulybetty

(Tim Rockford x female reader) Tim’s working a difficult case, you’ve got work piled on the table. Quality time is needed. A walk-in shower is a treat.

Dry Run Author: @chronically-ghosted

(Javier Peña x female reader) Anyone who may have questioned if dancing with THE Javier Peña in a club was sexy or not - your answer is here.

Tired Author: @javierpena-inatacvest

(Javier Peña x female reader) It’s date night for you and your husband Javier Peña. Everything that could have gone wrong, has. You are stressed out. Date night was not what you’d planned at all.

Diosa Hermosa Author: @fhatbhabie

(Javier Peña x plus size female reader) Javier finds the reader to be the sexiest vision he could see in the museum.

Preciously Plump Author: @melodygatesauthor

(Santiago Garcia x plus size female reader) Our reader is a bit self-conscious, Santiago has her get over that quickly.

Dirty Secrets Author: @absurdthirst

(Dave York x female reader) Your husband Dave is suspicious about your change in behavior. He endeavors to find out the reason why.

[blood-mocha-latte]

hbowar ask game is sooooo good my girl. hard to narrow it down but let's go with b, d, f, i, m, o, w!!

thank you bestieeee it nearly killed me <3 <3

hbo war ask game

b. between all four shows, which one do you think did the best job of creating a storyline?

the pacific all the way. three intersecting stories, all individually devastating, all with wonderful character work. MWAH

d. what was a character arc in any of the shows that left you unsatisfied?

i said harry crosby here, but i also feel like the tuskegee airmen were Greatly Wronged in the sense that they just sort of. vibed. after their initial ep. which i get that the miniseries wasn't about them but Still. it made me sad

f. rank all four shows in order of favorite to least and explain why.

1 - the pacific: personal connections to the marine corps as well as robert leckie as well as the Actual And Realistic showing of war is just. so good. i hate media that begins to drift into not showing the Horrific sides of war and i feel the pacific is able to negate this the least. also with the old breed my beloved

2 - band of brothers: good ol' classic!! the besties the bros. do i even need to go into depth with this one.

3 - generation kill: the only reason this one isn't higher is because of Personal Connections that make it a really hard rewatch lol. but as with my reasoning with the pacific, the same applies here

4 - masters of the air: though parts of the series were still really good and well thought out, overall i felt the show tended to be more rushed and struggle more with characterization (through no fault of their own, due to the episode cut and struggles of covid filming) which led to it being my least favorite

i. tag some of your closest mutuals and choose a show portrayal from any of the miniseries' that reminds you of them.

and here we go to the read more, because this shit gonna get LONG.

~ @disastrouscanasta - arthur my partner in luztoye yapping crimes truly. you have luz energy and i say this NOT as a luztoye nor luz expert but based on the simple mathematic equation of a) my Favorite People b) Film Intersections and c) wonderful understanding of joe toye. thank you for your time

~ @ep6bastogne - bel i love you SO dearly and that is why i crown you leckie. YES web vibes also but i think that it's important to reflect upon the motivations of these men as writers and when i say the leckie energy differs GREATLY from the web energy and That Is What You Possess i mean it 100000%

~ @ewipandora - ewi my beloved ewi another partner in luztoye yapping crimes. among other crimes. i name you a delightful cross between luz and perconte, based on the simple and true and beloved fact of Bestie Behavior honestly <3

~ @gorgeousundertow - although we have not known each other for Long nikki i feel it important to acknowledge now that you are a bit like my guide. for i have seen the ever after light. much like i have been cured of a temporary blindness. much like dick winters can also do

~ @lamialamia - the strangest blend of ray person and doc bryan i have literally ever met. linh you go from ray levels of slapstick insanity to severe solemnity in like 2 seconds. and truly. iconique

~ @youcalledmebabe - gigi truly you have webster energy to me. those Web Vibes. WeVibes. genuinely though do you think webster would watch grey's anatomy

m. what do you think is the best quote of each show?

answered here <33

o. say something nice about a ship that you don't understand.

answered here <33

w. what's an hbo war url that you like/would change to? if you have an hbo war url, why did you choose it?

i said it in another ask but i will SAY IT AGAIN. boyetoye is a fucking hilarious url

[jeypawlik]

OJST Behind the Scenes: Reminiscing with the WeVibe Tango

An OJST behind the scenes for my Private Collector tier today because I’ve got a busy week coming up and wasn’t able to get a Lupin page done. Phew! This one doesn’t have anything explicit in it but is about a bullet vibe. I also go over the brushes and tools I use for my comics. The Behind the Scenes includes the comic, sketches, script, thumbnails, and a blog post about making the comic. You can read the comic itself here for free (18+ only)

[imreszekeres]

hi im too shy to be off anon But my massive sex toy collection does not lie . unfortunately bullet vibrator and jackhammer vibrator are opposites for the most part. jackhammer vibrators (ie Hitachi) require a large motor, which requires more space in the device.. i would recommend one of the "sucking" ones that looks like a tiny super mario Birdo if you havent tried them. if you absolutely need a bullet vibe, the best out there is the wevibe tango, but its a bit expensive

Hi, tysm for answering! No need to be shy! :3

So unfortunately I do need a bullet vibe as it is impossible to grind face down on a big one 😭 or so Ive found. I have tried the sucky ones in the past too and those… dont work at all ROFL not for me anyway, maybe the ones I got were bad tho? Because I lowkey like when a person sucks on my clit, so idk why a toy would be much different:0

That particular vibe you mentioned is actually half off rn— I’ll grab it when I get paid this week! Thank you so much for the recommendation >;3c mwah!

[choirofseventongues]

you ever be at the bar with owner with the WeVibe in cus

[erophonemic]

5. Favourite sex position?

What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

What kind of porn do you like to watch?

Hm, some favorite positions would be laying cock up on their lap while they finger and jerk me off (so I can lay back and focus on my pleasure as hard as possible), from behind (can tug on my hair, scratch my back, fondle my chest), and also cuddly positions are great 🥺💕

My favorite way is like, my prostate vibrator inside of me (vector WeVibe), high in the bathtub, just warm and relaxed and safe <3

Now that I'm on estrogen, I don't desire as much as I did on testosterone to consume produced or aggregated porn like I used to (plus the issues of like. Creators not getting proper credit does suck). I guess porn of my mutuals is my favorite? hehe >w< Though in the times where I am interested in like, seeking out porn, some things that I find hot include ftm and mtf sex, trans girls being gently dommed by other girls, trans boys tied up and being overstimulated / cunt slapping, lower stomach distension / deep throat with toys, knotted dildos that make a lot of cum lube, rough sex 😵‍💫💕 shdjfhdj but of course it's annoying how much of porn uses some outdated language or like. For instance I'm not really interested in sissification / degradation for being a girl. I just am a girl who thinks sex is cool and neat and fun, we don't have to have a whole catholic guilt thing about it

[sarah-denial-cq]

Hi hi hi! It's me again! I just wanted to see how the cute, but pathetic, edge toy is today. How many padded bras have you put on? Or are you just letting yourself feel flat? You would be so pretty, except for those little things, if I can call them that. Anyway I hope you're having a nice day, I'd love to take another orgasm if they're on offer.

I have five or so padded bras. Some are plain nude bras, some are much sexier (lots of color and lace and texture to distract from my smaller tits). I've posted a few of the nicer ones of couyrse on this blog.

I agere, I'd be much prettier if they were bigger, like better women's. That's part of why I'm a compulsively drooling brainfried programmed edgeslut. In fact, I'm edging right now, reading your sweet message. I'm going to getr all the way to a hard hard edge and then give it up again, so you can have my orgasm instead.

I have one hand holding a purple wevibe touch on my panties with my legs spread, on my favorite tease setting (ramping up and down and up and down). My other is alternating between typing this, fingerfycking my mouth, and groping my small breasts. I took off my fake pretend padding so it's just flat. I just drooled on them bcause of how wet throating my fingers made me. I turned up the vibe to max. I'm going to edge trying to "bounce" my tits the way better womnen can. slapped my fface. flat. s o close. I'm trying to bounce trhem desperately but theyr'e too small. pantinngmy lfeft jhand is desperately grinding the vibe on max. pinghing my nipple. barked out loud. here comes an orgasm thuis is so pathetuc i know ill giuve it up. please please bounce small weak programmed triggered flat internet edgeslut pornstar toy close gonna ysyes yesy yseohhhhhhhh

legs spread, hands off, shaking. hips twitcging. I gave it up. I hope you really, really enjoy that orgasm I just didn' thave.

[regexkind]

Becoming the CEO of WeVibe and naming my new line of rabbit-style vibrators "the Hrududu"

[satans-knitwear]

favorite solo time vibrator? No need to answer if you don't want to!!! I got a couple of wevibe vibrators and I love them, but I'm wanting to try new ones!

my favourite solo vibe!! i will gladly share with you. i have two!!

a truly delightful remote egg vibrator!! i adore it. i can do chores and read etc while having a fun time!!!

or my dildo vibe, very vibey. nice and powerful!! always a good time!!

[loversplayground]

Need another reason to masturbate? 🎉🎉🎉 It's Masturbation May!

pc: @wevibe

[here2bbtstrash]

This fic idea omg! It sounds so good. Sharing?! Sharing what toys?! How? I would love to see this be a real fic omg. My brain is thinking about shy mc x cocky yoongi here.

there are lots of toys that can be used for shared play~ 🥰 anal toys, cockrings, something like a wevibe. there are strap-ons you can stick a vibe in or put a grinder on the base of! or even a hitachi/wand vibe! the possibilities are endless 🌈✨

[erophonemic]

For the ask game❣️

68 What’s the first thing that sexually attracts you to someone?

And

97 Have you ever worn a butt plug?

Ah, first thing that sexually attacks me... it's hard to conclusively point to one thing! Typically I am moreso attracted by personality than physical characteristics, but sometimes physical characteristics can be something that can initially draw me in to figure out what the person is like. I love when people are playing with gender or presentation in an interesting way, and have a lot of passion around an interest or talking about philosophy and perspectives of the world... but yeah what is sexually attractive to me is people who are very aware of their body and presentation and live it confidently if that makes sense?

I somewhat have a plug, the WeVibe Vector, which stimulates prostate and under the groin, and it does rest within the anus but it's not quite like a filling plug. I'd like one, that would be a cute gift from a hottie to gift me one and plug it inside of me 😔💜