#well. i'm gonna put this one in some tags bc i thnik the vegas thing is funny DFLJFK

[not-your-bro]

On a lighter note my head cannon is that Hannah shipped climbingclass before she even knew what shipping was….bless her little nerd heart she was determined to get them together. Beth shipped it as well and both were constantly frustrated by Joshs attempts to get Chris a girlfriend. Like NO Josh that blond nerd is going to be a Washington and your husband. Like if the prank hadn’t happened she or beth were gonna lock them in a closet or take them to Vegas and get them REALLY drunk and get them married

based on what little we know about hannah, i think it's fair to make her a softie/romantic. i'm totally into making her, like, very invested in her sibs' happiness and that includes being a huge cheerleader in their romantic lives. also love the idea of josh being like "nobody can know i have these feelings. or feelings at all" but hannah clocks his gay ass SO fast. she's immediately like "you like chris don't you josh" <- said like "you like krabby patties don't you squidward." evil little smile and everything.

we all just making shit up abt beth and i for one love to make her zesty and kinda hard-edged. not actually mean, but like, if chris had to rank the washingtons from most to least frightening, beth would be at the top of the list. maybe he'll stop being lowkey scared of her when he's like. forty.

re: vegas, i would love a humor fic where josh + chris are absolutely shitfaced in vegas and get married bc they think its really funny, and the next day all their friends are like do we seriously have to explain to you that getting married "as a bit" doesn't make it less legally binding. you fucking idiots. even funnier to me if they are, in fact, in a relationship. and they don't bother to divorce bc that's too much work but they keep having to explain to everyone they meet that yes the relationship is real but the marriage is a joke. no one gets it.