#well obviously I'M built different. how dare you to imply otherwise (nobody wasn't talking to him at all) (he is in fact not) | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

zlobonessa · 1 year ago

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i have a concept for regurein reverse au where regulus is a royal knight (thriving; the type of knight from whom julius neded to protect subaru by beating shit out of him; (rightly) considered a class traitor by felt and humiliated by her mercilessly daily) and reinhard is a witch cultist (utterly miserable; ran away from his home and responsibility and family and mixed up with a wrong crowd; mostly just stands there menacingly; lye correctly identifies him as a boiling pan with a lid welded to it and wants to see what happens). it would be really funny To Me and also would involve 1) julius and felix coping and seething 2) reinhard exuding absolutely rancid toxic positivity vibes completely by accident (he is sirius favourite because of it) and 3) heartbreaking: the worst knight of lugunica is simping for the most dangerous man in the witch cult

#re zero #important to note that reinhard is still The hottest man in the entire world. everybody thinks he has an Authority of Diabolical Seducer.#and everybody thinks he has a harem full of the most beautiful men and women trapped under his spell. he is not even aware of that.#julius gripping his sword hilt so hard it almost cracks:#subaru. you mustn't fall under his charm. he is.... a very magnetic young man. you'll pay a horrible price if you don't learn this lesson #narrator voice: they did not in fact learned that lesson #meanwhile regulus in the background is like #well obviously I'M built different. how dare you to imply otherwise (nobody wasn't talking to him at all) (he is in fact not)#in the backgrounder background felix tries to explode all of them with his mind

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