#wedding napoli

[mess1ento]

pau cubarsí i love you so much

[gabritrix]

Ma che stai a pensá ?

[mya-blazing]

More pink and blue 💗💙🤍

[uniteds]

stuff that happened in the 2022/2023 football season that should send us into a coma but we’re too desensitized:

1. the whole ass world cup in the middle of the season. what was that

2. manchester united sacking ronaldo and announcing a sale of the club in the middle of the world cup

3. ronaldo getting dropped at the world cup and his replacement scoring a hattrick immediately after

4. keeping up with the belgians (world cup edition)

5. keeping up with the belgians (courtois saying he doesn’t respect kdb after stealing his missus)

6. ronaldo stans beefing with a little moroccan girl

7. the kingdom of saudi arabia buying newcastle united and then telling the premier league that they didn’t and the premier league going “oh okay if you say so”

8. megan thee stallion being romelu lukaku’s date to lautaro martinez’s wedding

9. pique cheating on shakira and then shakira releasing a diss track about it

10. shakira figuring out pique cheated on her because someone ate her strawberry jam and pique doesn’t eat strawberry jam

11. apparently the girl pique cheated on shakira with (clara) cheating on pique with pep

12. wagatha christie libel case

13. real madrid dropping a video accusing barcelona of fascism and the government of cataluyna getting involved

14. the pope coming out as a manchester united fan

15. the one napoli fan that basically made zielinski strip on the pitch

16. mount vesuvius park shutting down because napoli fans wanted to fake an eruption as a celebration

17. frank lampard taking everton into a relegation battle, getting sacked, and then taking chelsea into a relegation battle

18. on that note: chelsea were in a relegation scrap and finished 12th

19. mourinho lost his first ever european final to sevilla europa league black magic

20. whatever the fuck borussia dortmund did on the last day of the bundesliga season

21. anthony martial’s ex wife chasing his first wife down a french motorway with a baby in the passenger seat

22. psg suspending messi because he took an unsanctioned trip to saudi arabia and then unsuspending him two days later because they didn’t want people talking about geopolitics

23. the absolutely bizarre messi apology video released by psg

24. spurs refunding their fans’ tickets after being embarrassing

25. pep’s heartbreak over the fact julia roberts is a manchester united fan

26. chelsea scored one goal in the month of april

27. chelsea and spurs had six managers between them and won one match combined between march and april

28. mourinho fighting anthony taylor after the europa league final

29. milan derby in the ucl for the first time since 2005

30. luis enrique saying he’s cool with the spanish players having sex during the world cup as long as they’re not having orgies

31. luis enrique saying he doesn’t have sex anymore unless his wife wants to

32. man city charged with 115 counts of financial doping and trying to get the barrister in charge disqualified because he’s an arsenal fan

33. mourinho wire-taping himself to catch referees being corrupt

34. ryan reynolds and mac from it’s always sunny in philadelphia buying a football club and that football club getting promoted

35. pele died rip

36. women football awards sponsored by shein and klarna having a category for “male football ally of the year” and it’s just random men that went to one (1) women’s game

37. barcelona negreia case (how do you say calciopoli in catalan?)

38. infantino saying he feels gay, african, like a migrant worker, disabled, arab, and qatari

39. infantino saying he was oppressed as a child because he was ginger and italy is not safe for gingers

40. david alaba’s father in law getting arrested for being one the leaders of a far right group plotting to overthrow the german government

41. richarlison being tumblr’s it girl for a month and then not scoring a goal for the next four

42. juventus being in the middle of another corruption scandal and being docked points because of it

43. two teams getting investigated by the british government for playing football the weekend the queen died

44. gavi getting a yellow card in the first minute of a football match

45. pogba’s brother was arrested by french authorities for being part of a group-organized extortion attempt against pogba

46. richarlison getting a tattoo of neymar’s face and neymar paying him 30k to get it removed

47. iker casillas coming out, puyol implying they had a thing, and both of them retracting it in the most misha collins way possible.

48. sane and mane fight

49. zlatan retired from football

50. barca withholding about 50 million in wages from their players and somehow frenkie still didn’t want to join manchester united

[dolce-tenebra-toscana]

La squadra's part time jobs because we all know Diavolo doesn't pay them enough money to survive 🤣

They survive on Pesca's cooking 70% of the time but they still need to buy stuff for themselves 😅

Risotto ✂️: Bouncer

You are almost 2 mt tall, got black sclera and red eyes? We all know Risotto would use his scary appearence for something other than being an hitman.

He works part-time at Napoli's underground clubs as a bouncer and he is very requested not only for his intimidating looks, but especially for his serious attitude and because how prefessional he is; deals with drunk jerks, helps people who are bothered inside and out of the club...

Sure he hates when people flirt with him or try to push him to enter, but in the end he doesn't really mind.

Prosciutto 🍖: model

He knows he is a very good looking man; his posture is impeccable and he takes really good care of his appearence so why not use all that for good money?

He uses an alias, changes his usual hairstyle and is not very famous but whenever his teammates point his face on a low/medium brand product he smirks and says sh*t like " Well what can i say, la classe non è acqua~"

He also gets big discounts on the products he models for so is free shampoo, perfume and bath products in general for him and the boys.

Formaggio 🧀: bartender

With the nickname " Er sorcio " ( the rat ) he makes his way in all the bars in Napoli, pouring drinks and filling beer's glasses to the brim! His charming personality really helps with tips, especially cause he can make you think he's listening to all your problems while in reality is watching the game on the old tv behind your back.

His signature cocktail is the Hugo and his usual boss even tried to sign him up for a bartending contest but he playfully declined cause he may " k*ll the competition "

He sometimes steals some fancy bottles from the storage room but he is clever enough to do that when the owner is not around.

Illuso 🔎: make up artist

Do you know someone more narcissist than Illuso? Well meet his persona " Gianni Fashionista " and we'll see.

His over the top, snarky and mean-girl attitude and extremely good make up skills made him famous with the rich ladies of " Napoli Bene " and he uses this to gain the upper hand.

He may gossip with Signora Valeria while he prepares her for a charity event, spill the tea with Donna Annunziata about her daughter in law while painting her nails... Illuso crawled from the bottom to the golden top of the superficial, evil and fancy high class of Napoli and he loves it!

Melone 🍈: babysitter

Ok ok i know the majority of the people wouldn't trust this purple tuscan with a goldfish...BUT Melone is really good with kids!!

His experience with Babyface ( and the fact that his mother was a cold b*tch ) teached him everything he knows about how to properly take care of children, and said kids love him too!!

Melone takes them to the park, play pretend, fingerpaint with him is so so fun!! And at the end of the day the mothers always gives him a lil extra money cause they see how happy the children are when " Signor Lollo " comes around.

Nobody knows he may be teaching his favourites how to manipulate people around them to get what they want or how to dispose of a body BUT is just for fun...right?

Ghiaccio 🧊: driving instructor

Can we all appreciate how CUTE Ghiaccio would look with a white polo shirt, jeans and a red tie while he screams at his student during driving lessons? Absolutely adorable!

You can be sure of one thing, with him you won't only get your licence, you'll end up being actually afraid of commit infringement on the road!

Our favourite blue Veneto is a dangerous driver when he is on a mission but when he's teaching other people? He's ruthless and precise, will yell at you at the mininum mistake and at the end of the day his students still hear in their mind " LA FRECCIA D*OCANE!! METTI LA FRECCIA P*TTANA LA MADONNA!!"

Pesci 🐟: wedding planner

Who loves weddings? PESCI DOES!! And with him even the smallest ceremony will look like it came straight out of a fairytale!

No matter the weather, the guests, the priests or any kind of problem his clients might face; he has a solution and he isn't afraid to fight for his beloved brides!!

Zia Carmela is talking sh*t about wanting to seat near the groom? Nah sister, stay at your seat and BEHAVE!! The bride is worried her beloved's " cousin " might actually be his ex? Pesci will check on the background of EVERY female guests to reassure the lil sposina that she has nothing to worry about!!

You want your wedding to be perfect? Better call Pesci~

[thathalloweengal]

Sixteen hours! I thought the BFI cut was only fourteen hours? What happens in the sixteen hour cut?

The sixteen hour cut of Goncharov was unveiled at the Napoli film festival in September, I have no idea if it'll hit streaming or not but the director seemed very enthusiastic about a tour of other festivals in 2024.

Basically the secret wedding of Katya and Sofia takes centre stage. This takes place immediately after the chapel scene so Sister Mary Helena is the only Nun left alive, Mario is dead, and Goncharov is busy mourning over his grandmother Sister Isadora. We then spend the next forty minutes with Katya and Sofia stealing all of Mario's money and buying wedding dresses, and guns, then they blackmail/ threaten Sister Mary Helena into blessing the ceremony. It's all quite beautiful and picturesque and gentle. Completely out of tone for most of this movie but really sweet. Then of couse, they can't let Sister Mary Helena tell anyone so they throw her down the marble steps and stab her repeatedly with an icepick, framing Joe for the murder.

Then they spend the rest of the cut in Venice on their honeymoon, walking around, being tourists, loving eachother, we see scenes of Goncharov interspliced, discovering the body of Sister Mary Helena and the icepick, but then he also finds Katya's wedding vows in one of the pews in the church and realizes what has happened. Katya and Sofia rest in each other's arms at the end of the first day of their new lives together, in their new apartment, paid for with Mario's money. They smile at one and other and go in for one last kiss before the door breaks open, Andrey starts shooting and Icepick Joe starts slashing. Katya and Sofia bail out of their bedroom window and down into a nearby gondola. Which of course leads us into the classic boat scene, the fake death of Katya and the "betrayal of Sofia" that we see in the regular cuts of the movie.

There's a little bit more time with Joe on the train to Venice too, staring out the window at something the audience can't quite understand or maybe just wrapped up in his own thoughts. Andrey offers him a cashew but Joe's on an all fish diet. Goncharov offers Joe a taste of his dried spicy mackerel but Joe simply tells him that it's the wrong kind of fish, it'd give him a sore tum tum. Goncharov excanges a wtf look with Andrey and none of them seem to notice Valery waiting patiently in the baggage shelf above them.

[gracie-bird]

Princess Grace's mother and sister - Peggy Davis and Mrs. John B. Kelly accompanied by a small group of friend ladies from Philadelphia, including Pauline McCloskey  "Aunt Flossy"- leaving Excelsior Hotel in Naples, Italy on April 27, 1956.

After Princess Grace and Prince Rainier's wedding, Mrs John B Kelly and her elder daughter, Margaret "Peggy" Davis, took the opportunity to make a trip to Italy.

Credits to Archivio Fotografico Carbone (Napoli).

[idiotensicher]

Some tours coming your way! Gordon Zola with Joke Lanz - Turntables Runen Tenenbaum - Violin, fx Louis Freres - E. bass, objects Utku Tavil - drums 25.01 Ghent - Hot Club 26.01 Liege - l'An Vert 27.01 Rouen, Diable au Corps 28.01 Lille, CCL 29.01 Amsterdam, De peper/OT301 Then with Haram in Italy 16.02 Bologna, Circolo Dev 17.02 Roma, Bencivenga 18.02 Napoli, Scugnizzo 19.02 Bari, Caserma Liberata Then BNSU & BUSS Evro Tour'23 17.03 Fri Wroclaw, PL - TBC 18.03 Sat Brno, CZ - Sibiř 19.03 Sun Prague, CZ - Eternia 25.03 Sat Berlin, DE - Køpi Teknokeller RELEASE PARTY OF OUR NEW SPLIT WITH Uraño 07.04 Fri Berlin, DE - Villa Kuriosum 08.04 Sat Leipzig, DE - Hitness Club 09.04 Sun TBA (Pilsen / Nurnberg??) 10.04 Mon TBA (Budweis / Regensburg??) 11.04 Tue Linz, AT - Tresor 12.04 Wed TBA (bratislava? otherwise we gonna push for Vienna) 13.04 Thu Budapest, HU - Gólya 14.04 Fri Graz, AT - Forum Stadtpark 15.04 Sat Koper, SI - Libertas 16.04 Sun Ljubljana, SI - TBC 17.04 Mon Trbovlje, SI - TBC 18.04 Tue TBA (salzburg?) 19.04 Wed Munich, DE - Halle 6 20.04 Thu TBA ( Ulm / Augsburg ???? ) 21.04 Fri TBA (stuttgart??) 22.04 Sat Zurich, CH - TBC 23.04 Sun TBA (somewhere in swiss?) 24.04 Mon Geneve, CH - TBC 25.04 Tue Lyon, FR - TBC 26.04 Wed Belfort, FR - TBC 27.04 Thu Nancy, FR - MJC Lillebonne 28.04 Fri TBA (Belgium???) 29.04 Sat TBA (Netherlands???) 30.04 Sun Amsterdam, TBC any takers for the way in and out to this festival? 13.07-16.07 Jablonica, SK - Hradby Samoty XII

[delectablywaywardbeard-blog]

Da Napoli parte il B-treat (boutique business retreat)

Parte da Napoli il “B-Treat Campania for Weddings 2024”, l’evento professionale internazionale, promosso dalla società di marketing WEMA Global ed organizzato da Destination Naples con il sostegno dell’Assessorato al Turismo ed alle Attività Produttive del Comune di Napoli.     Questo evento, destinato a 30 agenzie di wedding planning di lusso provenienti da varie nazioni, nasce con lo scopo…

[alfonsolongobardi1]

Wedding Photographer Amalfi Coast Italy: Sorrento, Ravello, Positano, Capri Looking Professional Italian Wedding Photographer in Amalfi Coast Italy? Alfonsolongobardi is Top Wedding Photographer for luxury destination wedding in Sorrento, Ravello, Positano, Capri, Lake Como, Villa Cimbrone, Cilento Coast, Paestum, Puglia, Italian lakes, Cilento, Tuscany, Firenze, Maiori, Napoli, Praiano, Salerno, Vietri Sul Mare, etc. for more, Please Call us today! Let me know more, Please visit at  https://www.alfonsolongobardi.com/

[mya-blazing]

Pink and blue~

[incanto-wedding]

Wedding Planner Amalfi Coast: Ravello, Sorrento, Villa Cimbrone, Villa Eva, Capri, Positano Looking Professional Wedding Planner in Amalfi Coast Italy? We are Top Wedding Planner for luxury destination wedding in Sorrento, Ravello, Positano, Capri, Villa Eva, Capri, Lake Como, Villa Cimbrone, Cilento Coast, Paestum, Puglia, Italian lakes, Cilento, Tuscany, Firenze, Maiori, Napoli, Praiano, Salerno, Vietri Sul Mare, etc. for more, Please Call us today! Click here for more information, Please visit at  https://www.incantoweddinginitaly.com/

[ceciliawyu]

A Neapolitan Wedding where Sustainability is the only Fashion-forward…

Style Philosophy: Art, Fashion and Sustainability is a choice to be made, elegant but mindful of the environment that has gifted us with these natural resources as the sky and sea of Napoli, beneath Mt. Vesuvius!

by Natasha. Robson, Esq. For for fashionluxury.info e-publication, Rome, Italy Suffering from a bout of jetlag and squinting in the Naples sun, I was grateful for the Mediterranean beams blessing my skin. The air smelt of Italy and the haranguing flight and frog marching through Brexit London airport was all worth it. I knew the Bride & Groom by two degrees of separation. Antonio, I gleaned,…

[lunaticamic]

this happened in italy in milan i think and i was curious to know if it’s something you would do. i think i’d say yes if like napoli were ever be in the final

[ruggentieblasonate]

https://www.cerimoniedilusso.it/it/noleggio-auto-campania-salerno-aziende/RUGGENTI-e-BLASONATE-LUXURY-MOTORS-2064