#we've had trash for sooo long

[cornyforjk]

Drive you crazy | Day 9 | jjk

⤷ SUMMARY In which you are stuck living with an arrogant rookie racer who thinks of you as an obstacle, ready to ruin your glory, but things get heated when he has a pervy smile hidden under that pretentious attitude. Emotions that are complicated. You could never fall for your enemy! He's sabotaging you.

Pairing: racer!jk × racer!oc

Genre: angst and pure filth smut

Warnings: trash language

taglist: @tatamicc @jwnghyuns @nono13bnd @hagridshaircare @tatzzz-25 @suashifts @kyuuppi @bananaminnie-blog @rispwr @spideyjimin

A/note: SOOO the series is finally nearing the end, day 10 will be the last day of the story. But my inbox is always open so incase yall want drabbles. Anw, hope you guys enjoyy.

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Jungkook

The tension on the racetrack was palpable as we revved our engines, ready for the practice race. It was a friendly competition, but the desire to win was burning in each of us, especially Y/n and me as we prepared to compete side by side.

The roar of our engines filled the air as the race began. We pushed our cars to their limits, skillfully navigating the twists and turns of the track. It was a close race, and for a while, it seemed like any of us could take the lead.

But then, out of nowhere, a smooth, yellow-gold car cut between Y/n and me, beating us to the finish line. We were all shocked by the sudden appearance of this new player who had effortlessly outpaced us.

As we came to a stop and climbed out of our cars, the stranger removed his helmet with a smirk on his face. His features were striking, with gorgeous blonde hair that seemed to glisten in the sunlight and piercing green eyes that complemented his olive skin perfectly. Namjoon, always the diplomat, stepped forward and extended his hand. "Impressive driving," he said. "I don't believe we've met. I'm Namjoon, and these are my teammates."

The stranger took Namjoon's hand and shook it with a confident grin. "Locke," he introduced himself, his voice oozing charm. "It was a good race, wasn't it?"

Locke didn't waste a moment before turning his attention to Y/n. He waddled over to her, his movements exuding an almost magnetic confidence. With a theatrical flourish, he took Y/n's hand and brought it to his lips, kissing the back of it.

Y/n's eyes widened in surprise, and she abruptly pulled her hand back, her cheeks flushed. "I think I heard your introduction earlier," she said curtly, clearly unimpressed by Locke's theatrics.

After another exhilarating round of racing, we all gathered at the pit area, where stretch chairs had been set up. The adrenaline was still coursing through our veins as we grabbed bottles of beer, ready to relax and unwind after the intense competition. However, our plans were interrupted when we saw Locke already seated there, a confident smile on his face.

He greeted us warmly, complimenting our racing skills and raising his bottle in a toast to the racers. His gaze, however, lingered on Y/n, and he locked eyes with her, a flirtatious smile playing on his lips.

"Ah, Y/n," Locke began, his voice smooth as silk. "You are truly extraordinary for a younger female racer. I haven't seen someone drift with such grace and precision in a long time."

Y/n's cheeks flushed with a mixture of surprise and delight at the compliment. She smiled and moved to sit next to Locke, engaging in conversation with him. Their easy camaraderie made me feel strangely uncomfortable, and not in a good way.

I watched them from a distance, unable to shake the nagging feeling that something had shifted. Locke's presence had injected an element of rivalry into our group. and the way he had captivated Y/n's attention didn't sit well with me.

As the evening went on, I couldn't help but wonder about Locke's intentions and whether he had a genuine interest in racing or if he was simply trying to get closer to Y/n. The unease I felt was a stark contrast to the camaraderie we had all shared just a day ago.

As I sat there with my teammates, sipping my beer, I couldn't shake the feeling that our time in France had taken an unexpected turn, and I had no idea where this new twist in our journey would lead us.

Summoning the courage to face Y/n after days of awkwardness, I finally made my way to her hotel room. As I approached her door, I could hear soft chuckles coming from within. My heart raced, but I took a deep breath, reminding myself to stay calm. Just as I was about to knock, the voices of my friends, Jimin and Taehyung, echoed in the hallway. They were nudging me to talk to Y/n, encouraging me to clear the air between us. Their support brought a small smile to my face, and I nodded to them before finally knocking on Y/n's door.

The door opened with surprise, and I prepared to speak, but my words caught in my throat when I saw Locke standing behind Y/n. His presence there was unexpected, and my heart sank.

"Jungkook?" Y/n asked, her voice filled with surprise.

I cleared my throat, trying to steady myself. "I...I came to talk," I managed to say.

Y/n shifted on her feet, her eyes filled with tension. She bit her lip and looked over her shoulder at Locke, who sneered and placed his hand on her shoulder, thinking I wouldn't notice. My smile faltered, but I pressed on, "Is now a good time?"

Y/n hesitated, her gaze darting between Locke and me. "No, Jungkook, it's not."

Behind her, Locke's smirk grew, and he leaned in closer to her. My blood boiled, but I managed to maintain my composure. "Alright," I said, feeling defeated. "I'll come back later."

As I turned to leave, I couldn't help but eavesdrop on their conversation. I heard Locke's condescending tone as he spoke about me, calling me a weak douche. Anger boiled up inside me, but I forced myself to keep walking.

"I don't know what you see in him, Y/n." Locke snarls

"Your opinion of my friends stands in the garbage Locke...I think it's too late, you should go." I hear a feeble voice and smile in victory as Y/n defends me and throws that mop face out of her room.

The knob rattles, hint of blond walking out of her room.

However, my anger got the best of me, and I couldn't let Locke's insults slide. I hid in the shadows, watching as Locke made his way down the hallway. When he was about to turn the corner, I lunged at him, grabbing him by the collar and delivering a punch to his face.

Locke stumbled back, surprised by my sudden attack. I growled at him, my voice low and threatening, "This 'weak douche' can do a lot of things you'd not want to see. Stay in your lane and away from my girl."

Locke sneered, his face bruised but defiant. "Watch me, Jeon," he shot back before walking away, leaving me seething with anger and frustration.

The battle for Y/n's attention had taken an intense turn, and I couldn't help but wonder where this rivalry would lead us all.

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Y/N

Early in the morning, we all gathered for breakfast in the hotel's dining area. The air was filled with the aroma of freshly brewed coffee and a delicious spread of breakfast items. I couldn't help but notice the tension in the room, and it seemed that I wasn't the only one.

As I made my way to the table, I noticed Jungkook sitting slightly apart from the rest of the group. He seemed distant, lost in his thoughts, and it didn't take a genius to figure out why. Our recent interactions had been strained, and it was clear that he was still affected by what had transpired between us.

Across from him, Locke sat with a cocky look on his face, a stark contrast to Jungkook's somber demeanor. Locke had managed to insert himself into our group with ease, and his presence had thrown a wrench into our dynamics.

Jimin, sitting next to Hoseok, elbowed him discreetly and whispered something that I couldn't quite catch.

However, I had a feeling it had something to do with Jungkook. Jimin had always been the peacemaker among us, and it seemed like he was planning to talk to Jungkook after the meal.

I couldn't help but overhear their hushed conversation, and although I felt a pang of guilt for the way I had been avoiding Jungkook, I pushed those feelings aside. It was easier to pretend that everything was fine than to confront the awkwardness between us.

As I took a sip of my coffee, I noticed something that caught my attention. Locke had a bruise on his face, a fading mark from the altercation with Jungkook the previous night. I couldn't help but ask, curiosity getting the better of me.

"Locke," I said, trying to sound casual, "what happened to your face?"

Locke's expression darkened, and he shot a brief, irritated glance in Jungkook's direction before answering, "Oh, just a bad fall. Nothing serious."

I couldn't shake the feeling that Locke was hiding something, but I decided not to press the matter further.

Instead, I turned my attention back to my plate, stabbing my scrambled eggs with my fork.

The day was still bright and sunny as we all piled onto the bus for our trip to one of the most beautiful beaches in France. The excitement in the air was tangible, and the beach promised a much-needed break from the tension that had been simmering among us.

As I made my way onto the bus, I couldn't help but notice an empty seat next to Locke. It seemed like fate had a sense of humor, but before I could even consider taking the seat, Hoseok, always the quick one, dove into action.

He practically lunged toward the empty seat, a playful wince on his face as he looked at me.

"Give someone else a chance to sit next to this hot chica," he quipped, wrapping a friendly arm around Locke's shoulder.

Locke's face twisted into a pleading expression, but Hoseok's charm was hard to resist. I couldn't help but giggle at their antics as I continued down the aisle, looking for another available seat.

Further back on the bus, I spotted a tired-looking Jungkook. He had his eyes closed, earphones in, and his head rested against the window. It seemed like the perfect place for me to sit, a quiet corner where I could gather my thoughts and relax.

I hesitated for a moment, glancing back at Hoseok, who was still engaged in playful banter with Locke. As the bus's engine roared to life, there was a sudden jolt, and I stumbled forward, finding myself accidentally thrown onto Jungkook's seat.

My heart raced as I quickly pulled back, blushing with embarrassment. "I'm so sorry," I stammered, feeling the heat rise to my cheeks. Jungkook removed one earphone and opened his eyes, his gaze meeting mine. He seemed just as surprised as I was by the sudden collision. His lips curled into a small smile, and he removed the other earphone.

"No problem," he replied, his voice soft and reassuring. "Plenty of space here."

I nodded gratefully and took a seat next to him, finally feeling a sense of relief. The tension that had hung between us seemed to dissipate in that moment, replaced by a newfound sense of relief.

As the bus rolled smoothly along the winding roads, I noticed Jungkook removing both his earphones and turning his attention towards me. The awkward air between us seemed to dissipate as he started a conversation.

"Gosh, I forgot to give my key to Natalie," he began, his facepalming gesture drawing a giggle from me. "How will she remove those huge boxes of wheels from my room?"

"Don't worry," I reassured him with a smile, "she has spare keys in case 'someone locks themselves in." I playfully nudged my head toward Taehyung and Jimin, who couldn't help but giggle.

Curiosity got the better of me, and I couldn't help but ask, "What are you listening to?"

Jungkook's eyes lit up as he spoke, "I'm trying to find mistakes in my composing."

I was surprised. I had always seen Jungkook as a broody, masculine guy, but this delicate and creative side of him intrigued me. I asked if I could listen to what he was working on.

Jungkook hesitated for a moment but then brought one of the earplugs toward my ear, gently brushing away a strand of hair to get it in place. He plugged it in, sitting back with a nervous smile.

Closing my eyes, I lost myself in the melody and lyrics of the song. When it came to an end, I couldn't help but sing along in delight. The song had touched something inside me, and I felt an instant connection to it.

Jungkook finally asked, "How is it?"

I couldn't stop praising him, my words pouring out in admiration. "It's amazing! 'Paper Hearts' is my favorite, and your voice is unbelievably good. Can I listen to more?"

Jungkook's shy smile, his bunny teeth peeking through, made my heart skip a beat. He hesitated for a moment but then shared the earphone with me. We both slowly drifted to sleep, our heads resting on each other's shoulders as the bus continued its journey.

When the bus finally came to a stop at our destination, the quiet chatter and fussing over us woke us up. Hoseok even clicked a picture of us, fawning over the moment.

Yoongi elbowed him, teasingly "Hyung, are you crying?"

"Shut up, this looks beautiful," Hobi says, faking a tear.

Suddenly, Locke appeared and tugged me awake. I reluctantly woke up, my groggy state making it hard to process what was happening. Locke gave a strained smile as he looked at gave a strained smile as he looked at me, pulling me out of the bus, and I couldn't help but feel a sense of unease as we left the warmth and comfort of the bus behind, running from a moment that had felt special and intimate.

The moment we arrived at the beach, the salty sea breeze hit us, filling the air with the familiar scent of the ocean. Excitement bubbled within all of us as we dropped our bags and began to change into our swimwear, eager to dive into the cool waters.

I couldn't help but notice the playful antics of Jimin, Hoseok, and Taehyung as they carried Taehyung toward the water, their laughter ringing out as if they were offering him as a sacrifice to the water gods. On the other side, Yoongi and Jin were lying on their beach towels, with sunscreen adorning their faces like warriors preparing for battle.

Locke, who had seemed somewhat distant on the bus, underwent a transformation as soon as he stepped onto the beach. With a confident smirk, he shed his shirt, revealing a well-toned physique that turned a few heads, including mine.

He turned to me with a cheeky grin, his eyes sparkling. "Care to join me in the water, Y/n?"

I smiled but shook my head. "I'm a bit exhausted from the trip. I think I'll just relax and catch some sun for now."

I pulled off my shirt, revealing a sunset-coloured swimsuit that seemed to catch the attention of not one but two pairs of eyes-Jungkook's and Locke's. Their reactions were quite different, though.

Locke, ever the flirty guy, couldn't resist complimenting my body as he headed toward the water. "Looking good, Y/n. Enjoy your tan," he called over his shoulder before diving into the waves.

As the sun began to dip into the sea, casting a chilly breeze over the beach, everyone wrapped themselves in towels and headed toward a nearby beach house. The day had been filled with fun and laughter, but there was no sign of Jungkook anywhere, and it left me feeling increasingly worried.

I recalled how I had unintentionally ditched him on the bus and hadn't spoken to him since. Feeling like a jerk, I decided to make amends and went to the nearby restaurant where we had all planned to have dinner. Arriving early, I spotted Jungkook sitting alone at a corner table, a candle left unburned in the middle.

"Waiting for a date?" I asked him, attempting a light-hearted tone.

Jungkook shook his head, his expression unreadable. "No."

Feeling a bit awkward, I asked, "Mind if I sit with you?" Only to see jungkook's expressions relaxing which I took as a green signal to sit infront of him.

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[rainahs-real-wife2]

𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝘼 𝙛𝙖𝙣𝙛𝙞𝙘 𝙤𝙛 𝙎𝙖𝙝𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙏𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙖!

𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮.

the Circus had just made their way out Aspett, Everyone was in the dining room, Still Dressed in Their pj's. Julia & Kamille were hanging out with Dotty and Bob Till Dotty looked around, A Look of Concern was plastered on her face. “ what is it, Dotty? ” Kamille asked, Noticing the change with her expression “ Oh it's nothin' Sweetie, Just that I haven't seen Dear Tonny since Yesterday morning.. “ She answered, A Tone of worry following her words. “ Oh, How about after Breakfast We go check on Him? ”

Dotty planted a kiss on her husband's cheek. “ You have the most wonderful ideas, Darlin'! Now where was I?.. oh right! how was your date with Rainah, Kamille? and Julia, How's the outfit goin'? ”

time skip ~

Dotty knocked on Tonny's Door, “ Tonny, Sweetheart.. can we come in? ” The four waited patiently, Before a weak reply was heard from the other side. “ Yeah.. come in-.. “ A Cough following behind, Dotty opened the door to see the ringleader, He was a Mess. His hair was Messy, He was sweating a lot, and His trash can was filled with tissues from Sneezing.

“ Oh my! tonny, Are you alright? ” She came running, Hugging the poor man as He looked up before saying anything. “ Of course I'm fine, why wouldn't i- ACHOO! ” All four of them were surprised by the sudden sneeze, As Bob Came over lifting tonny. “ We should get you to the medical tent, Tonny.. ” Quickly tonny protested. “ No- I'm fine, Really! ”

“ No matter what you say, We're still taking you, Wimpy clown! ” Julia commented, Crossing her arms while following behind the group as tonny tried to escape from Bob's arms.

soon after sending Tonny to the medical tent, Dotty and Bob go back to see all the Performers Practicing their acts for the next stop. “ Listen up, Everyone! “ All eyes were turned to Dotty. “ Our Poor ringleader has gotten Sick! and Someone needs to take care of him while we unpack for the night! ” Everyone started stating that they had SOOO much work to do.. “ that's a bummer.. ” Dotty sighed and was About to head back before Sahed walked in. “ Tonny got sick huh?.. It's been long enough. ”

“ Ah! yes, Sahed. are you free? ” Dotty asked, Stepping in front of him. “ Yes... I am? ” Sahed replied as he was turned around by the said woman and pushed towards the medical tent. “ Great! Can u take care of tonny? ”

Sahed wanted to refuse at first but Ended up Agreeing...

That's how they got to..

This.

“ sahed, I said I'm fine.. “ Tonny Weakly said while refusing to eat The soup sahed made. “ As if, Your fever is like 38 Degrees, Do you know bad that is, Tonny? ” He asked, Taking medicine out of the cabinet. “ Yeah yeah.. whatever.. “ Tonny reluctantly finished his soup before leaning back as Sahed bought a warm bowl of water and cloth, not to forget medicine too, While dipping The cloth into the warm water and drenching it. “ You know.. It may not seem like it, but I do get worried about you, You know? ” Tonny was surprise at the sudden statement as He turned to sahed. “ Not really.. I don't know that much. I always thought you hated me. ”

“ Dear, We've dated each other for like 6 years.. ” Sahed commented as he placed the folded Wet cloth onto His head. “ Plus, I think it's best not to try and escape... you fainted the last time you did that. ” Sahed spoke while running his hand through the blonde's short yet fluffy hair. “ I know but I have lots of work to do.. And more people keep joining the circus.. ” He Looked around sahed's room.

“ Will you stop worrying about work for once, Tonny? ” He leaned forward, Planting a gentle kiss onto Tonny's cheek. “ Alright fine.. Only because I'm sick! ” sahed laughed at Tonny's response. " Yeah right.. Not because you want to spend time with your lovely future husband? ” Sahed joked, Making himself look proud to add to it. “ Hah! as if.. ” Tonny Crossed his arms as He looked outside the window. “ You do get a nice view, I'm jealous. ”

“ Well.. you wouldn't be if you came to sleep with me more! But you're focusing on stupid paper work. ” Sahed's comment made tonny sit up straight and turn to him. " Hey! It's not stupid- It's to keep the circus balanced and al- ” Tonny was cut off by closing the gap between them, Giving him a gentle kiss.

once he pulled away, Tonny straight up went beet red. “ What were you thinking-? you might get sick just because.. ” Tonny had stopped mid sentence when he heard a slight chuckle that slowly turned into laughter from the other party. “ I- Sahed! ” He leaned forward, Placing his hands on the bed to balance himself. “ I'm sorry, Love! it's just so funny when I see your reaction to simple things! ” Sahed blurted out between his Laughter.

“ I hate you so much.. ” He turned his back to sahed as Sahed slowly stopped laughing. “ But two days ago , You told me You loved me soooo muchhh... ” He shifted his position from the stool to the bed as Tonny turned his head to him. “ I was drunk! It's dotty's fault okay-! ” He His his flustered face behind his injured hands. “ Careful on your hands, Darling.. ” He held tonny's wrists, bringing his hands down. “ They're fine.. ”

“ They used to be, Until you started your frenzy by writing So much! ” He commented before noticing the moon going up. “ I feel like you should rest.. “ He Held his laughter as He heard a Long Yawn from the ringleader as he plopped down onto the bed, Instantly falling asleep as Sahed picked the cloth up from the bed and Putting it back on his forehead, Before planting another kiss on his cheek as He Positioned the Stool to the wall and put the pillow near the wall as He sat there and fell asleep too.

In the morning rainah walked into their room. “ Ain't surprising.. ” she mumbled, turning back to kamille. “ Cmon on, Let's go. I don't need my jacket. ”

[sleepynegress]

What is this trend of recent romance arcs that are done well being used to boost and uplift lesser predecessers? First, I noticed that w/ IWTV and all the all-white queerbait being weirdly compared... NOW, it's beeing done with Sauron/Galadriel and Reylo...*facepalm* The reason why these recent turns of good tropes in ships have worked, -the reasons why you need their lens to prop up the lessers that came before is because *they worked the tropes well* and those ones before did. not. In IWTV, the ship is not bait. It's not bland yt dudes in proximity that fandom latched onto because they are in proximity and the showrunner decided to bait you some. In ROP, Halbrand actually IS at a compelling stage...which is what made him accessible for Galadriel... He wasn't a weird incel who smashed his stuff when he got mad. He was truly trying to figure out who he was and where to go next after being at his lowest point and doing evil for thousands of years...(i.e. this isn't some spoiled teenager)... Though Galadriel ultimately made the right choice, (and we know will continue to do so)... In other words, their chemistry and maturity makes this iteration of the enemies/strangers/lovers/enemies trope so interesting and good... These are two hot adults... ULTRA-grown. Who come together for grown-ass reasons. It's also so fun to know where she ended up, and having added context for that. Girl WANTED THAT.

And he tempts her with a grown-ass reason. -I see your light...that will temper my shit choices (because he does regret!) and make our ruling over everything better. Hello, compromise. Love isn't enough... in mature relationships. You have to be looking/moving in the same direction. He tempted her with her goal, in compromise, basically. I'll go your direction, you show me... and WE'LL go. Because I appreciate what you can give us.

And then she turns him down for a grown-ass reason...."You killed my brother, you are too far gone and so am I, so far past it... i.e. I have been HUNTING YOU FOR THIS for hundreds of years!! WTF?!" They both played this brilliantly... She didn't go into a rage...She was more hurt by knowing this wasn't possible. A GROWN response. He didn't try to harm her or beg her. He stopped her from hurting him and presented his case straight out. Like this is what I want us to do now, that you're acknowledging that I'm Sauron...Then he took her no, and left... didn't hurt nobody on the way out. These are ancient beings, who are well past most of the experiences of life, jaded beauties who basically had that "oh no...this person is making me feel things..." happen (ironic in a fantasy) who'll always wonder... what if? Not two kids, one evolving idealist, the other spoiled and brash. P.S.

OH SHIT... just remembered one delicious detail. He didn't stop her blade at first, because HE. KNEW. she would stop it herself. But did the second time she did, because yeah... he read correctly that she was serious that time. But again... he never deigned to think fighting her for this was the way.

[stormcrow513]

Hagging Out July 2022: Bees

@graveyarddirt

So I had planned on doing some bee research and opening this with some cool bee facts, but seeing as how I spent the month with my brain boiling I didn't get it done,

So I'll start this with one I'm sure we've all heard by now; when the bee keeper dies someone must inform the hive,

Mama and I have been trying to turn our blighted land (the backyard of this house was fucked by the previous people) into a plant haven, for butterflys and bees as well, since we moved here slowly introducing pollinators into the mix, (last year we added milk weed which we got cheap since they were dying we got three two made it and they're doing good!)

We've been doing fucking incredible,

This summer though has been a bad one we weren't able to get the wild flower seeds we got to go, and everything with flowers have struggled to produce and keep them,

We have a what was labeled a butterfly bush that has these purple flowers, typically it flowers most the summer, this year it flowered for a few days and hasn't produced anymore, its a bush that's been very popular to both the butterflies and bees,

(Butterfly bush in the middle of the two tall grass)

One time I was trying to get some seeds from the long grass we have next to it, and a bee came out buzzed into my face till I backed away then left when I headed back toward the grass it came back into my face till I backed off again, I got its very polite message to fuck off and indeed fucked off, (after doing it one more time cause it was kinda funny and I'm an asshole)

So moving on to my love: beeswax, I for a long time didn't realize that candles made me sick, then I realized that the scents made me sick, then I went sentless and as I slowly started to identify irritants in my environment and remove them I realized that the typically used to paraffin was also fucking me up (and the environment as I read into it) so what's a witch to do when she needs some candles?

enter the knowledge that beeswax isn't just something used by my sisters to coat their ropes (cowgirls) or in The Odyssey in which its used to log their ears due to sirens

(God that was in the original and not just the Hercules: The Animated Seires episode right,(I watched that sooo much as a kid my brain sometimes mixes shit up)

My life was changed in the discovery of beeswax I saw the light hallelujah amen, beeswax is so fucking versatile I'm still haven't gotten through most of the list, do with it were cheaper,

But since it isn't (I'm also not one for waste) I've had to learn how to recycle my wax (not curse candle though that shit goes into the trash)

First we gather up the candle remnants:

Then we cut off the blacked bits, carefully (we've defiantly never almost gave ourselves that boob reduction we want)

Then we get em all melty (mama bought me this thing its bitching and much easier then what I was doing before, she said she saw it on sale and jumped the last one, and was like I had to have it for you, considering I made my fist candles with five secs after I got it, you could say she knows me well)

Tada!

Beeswax has changed my practice a bit (I don't do colors candles much anymore makes shit more 'spensive) but its also making it better, I've also realized recently that I have a problem with wood varnish, guess whose gonna start learning to beeswax her wood (*Snickers* that wasn't on purpose but its staying!)

I do still buy some made candles I haven't quite gotten it all done so

Now to my experiments in the kitchen:

I've been meaning for a while to try my hand at honey cakes (another thing I'd never heard of) I've been doing offerings for Hekates Deinphon for three years now and after I'd heard of honey cakes as an offering I've been meaning to make some, so this #haggingout finally got me in the kitchen at night, while it was rainy and cool, thank Zesus for well timed rain or this post'd be over,

It was definitely food but *shrugs* not my best, first we were out of eyes and we don't do eggs much (ick, also I maybe allergic) so I figured why not try flax seed eggs I'd heard that was a thing and we have some that I'd forgotten so I tut that put and look it up, oh the flax is supposed to be powdered, well I have none powdered and a spiny bladey thing, powder? No, ok what if I put it I water whole? And then let that dog in the fridge? Success!?

Eyeballs the honey so I don't have to figure out how to get honey out of a measure cup, spoiler was not enough,

Opps salt,

I think this needs butter,

This is a ball,

Water?

Yes!

Will it cook?

It did and it wasn't bad it was edible jut to much flax and salt not enough honey, still next night I took it out to Hekate in the corner (crossroads) of my property, and that's that I'll have to give it another spin, might see if I can buy some honey cake so I know how the Fuck its supposed to taste,

Last I just got my first wood burner so I decided to devote my first ever wood burning project to our new friends, its tasking sometime only just got some done this week since it was cooler its heating back up so I want to show at least what I got done since it might bee (ha! Your lucky I restrained myself from doing that every sentence) awhile til I can finish,

Gonna do the whole heart edge blacked with drips off like there's honey dripping down,

*clasps hands* so I guess that's all folks, have bee-utiful day lovelies,

-Stormcrow

(I seem to have a habit of using we when talking about myself, and we when talking about me and mama sorry if that's confusing to anyone)

(Will have to add tag later tumblrs fucking my tags again)

[nicistrying]

Sat 22nd Jan 22:

Woke up at 7am so instead of going back to sleep and knowing I'd probably wake up feeling like trash (really bad depression day yesterday), I forced myself out for a run. As always it only took a few songs to get me motivated to go and I really enjoyed it! I even got my fastest average pace (I think) and my fastest 5K in a long while at 29 mins 2 secs! Really happy with that 😅

We took Maggie to the beach where we played football and she met lots of doggie friends. We had an awesome time and it was a beautiful morning too! We've been sooo lucky with the weather for our walks lately. I'm very grateful but definitely a little suspicious 😂

Visited Matthew's parents and my Nanna Mary in the afternoon, came home and watched A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (loved it!). Took my first pill before bed and I slept totally fine, feeling a bit sick and dizzy this morning but nothing too bad. Hopefully it'll stay that way 🤞🏻 Hope everyone is well and enjoying the weekend ☺

[zuzusexytiems]

An Incomplete List of Jeanpiku/Fingerstein Headcanons bc I'm multishipper trash 🥺👉👈

(I borrowed some of these from my own Jeanmarco headcanons I'm so sorry iufhusudi) (JEAN IS JUST A REALLY SHIPPABLE CHARACTER, OKAY. LIKE THAT'S NOT MY FAULT)

Jean is the neat freak between the two of them. Pieck would leave socks and old shirts lying all over the floor and she barely does the dishes unless she's asked. It drives Jean insane (He still loves her, though.)

Yeah, Jean may be canonically 6'2 as of season 4, and Pieck may be canonically 5 foot flat but you can bet that Jean is still the little spoon, height difference be damned

Jean sings in the shower. He's terrible at it, but it's still Pieck's favorite thing in the world.

Jean knows Pieck's measurements by heart. Whenever he'd have to go on a trip somewhere and he sees something he thinks Pieck might like, he'd automatically go up to the shopkeeper and ask: "Hey um, excuse me, do you have this dress in this size? It's for my wife, she'd love this."

Like. Holy shit just imagine him walking with some Super Serious Former Survey Corps Generals and they pass by a dress shop or a hat shop and Jean has  to excuse himself because "Oh wait, I'm so sorry, could you hold on for one moment?" because you know he needs that yellow sundress for his wife uidshfjoisd

Jean kind of becomes infamous at work for being that One Dude Who's Obsessed With His Wife. They've heard of Pieck Finger of course, infamous war veteran and former Cart Titan, but all they know of her is that she has long, dark hair, so they always imagine some conventionally boring beautiful woman who's all prim and proper

So when they formally meet her for the first time, internally everyone is just like "????????????????????? This is it???????"

And Jean would just introduce Pieck like "Ladies and gentlemen, the most beautiful woman in the world: My wife."

And then Pieck does exactly this:

They wouldn't DARE say shit about her but whenever Jean's not around they'd be like, "man, he really loves her, though. Wish my wife/husband and I had something like that."

Jean isn't dumb, though. He knows Pieck isn't your typical head-over-heels boring conventionally sexy kind of woman, but that's exactly why he loves her.

(For the longest time and because he's really really dumb, Jean tried his damned hardest not to fall in love with Pieck because he used to be afraid of what people would say. He had a very stern talking to by Armin and Reiner after this. He gives in eventually and falls for her before he could even stop it).

Similarly at Pieck's place of work, everybody can barely believe that the Pieck Finger, who still crawls on floors and never brushes her hair, is married to the Former Commanding Officer of the Survey Corps, Jean Kirschtein

I would think people swoon over Jean in general (I mean come on, we've all seen him) and a lot of them always ask Pieck stuff like "omg so what is it like being married to the Commanding Officer?! He's sooo hot omg you're so lucky!!!"

And conversely Pieck would always be like "????????? wtf are you guys talking about he's the hugest dork I've ever met" (she's right)

Pieck is really attuned to Jean's moods. In their relationship, he's the more sensitive one, and Pieck can read him like the back of her hand. He gets into these spells some days, especially when he thinks about Marco, and Pieck knows this is when he needs his space, unless he asks. They've gotten better at communicating with each other over the years.

Pieck is the opposite: When she gets into one of her spells–especially when she thinks about the war, and especially when she thinks about Porco, Udo, Colt, and Zofia, she goes straight to Jean immediately and tells him she isn't okay. They spend the day together, Jean pampering her head to toe and just overall reassuring her that he's here, he isn't going anywhere, and that everything is going to be okay.

They aren't very into PDA in public, but they do always hold hands when they're out and about, like when they buy their weekly groceries in the market or whenever they have errands they need to run together

They get suuuuper touchy feely when they're around ppl they're comfortable with, though. Jean, Pieck, and the rest of the squad get together from time to time, maybe at least once a week, and they go out for drinks and or just chill at one of the 104th's houses. During these times, Jean and Pieck would be engaging in some small form of physical contact or another, even when they're talking to other people: Pieck would be sitting on Jean's lap and she'd be casually talking to Reiner until Jean gets a butt cramp. Or Jean would be sitting on a couch while Armin discusses work, and Pieck would just be standing behind him rubbing his shoulders absentmindedly. 

Neither of them are aware that they do this until Reiner calls them out on it one day–when Pieck has her chin on Jean's head and her arms across his shoulders–"Oh my god guys, get a fucking room ijksdhfsd"

Pieck, genuinely confused: Uhhh...we're not doing anything?

Reiner: You're being gross with the whole *gestures to Pieck's chin on Jean's head*

Armin: ??? Annie and I do that all the time though, how come you never say anything when we do it?

Jean: Because Annie would beat him to a pulp and he prefers having his limbs still attached to him lmao

Annie: Don't mind Reiner he's just bitter af bc Historia's married.

Reiner: I hate all of you ihefiuskjdhfsj (he doesn't. He's a giant softie)

Pieck and Jean both snore like it's nobody's business. Whenever the squad goes out of town for a vacation and they need to rent a communal cottage or a villa, nobody ever gets any sleep because it always sounds like bloody murder even with the door closed

PIeck and Jean get married some time in their late twenties and have a baby boy named Marco.

^Yeah I know I've written about this already in one of my fics but it's canon okay

I also may or may not have written a little ficlet about how they fall in love here 🥺👉👈

FINGERSTEIN BRAINROT GO BRRRRRRRR

[daydreamer-bby]

💖 Personal Updates:

Couple nights ago my SH urges were at their highest since my last relapse but a bitch is growingggg... 129 days strong 👏🏻💕

Today I had a really awful migraine... I couldn't even make it to the toilet my whole bathroom sink counter was just 🤮

I'm a pathetic baby and still couldn't really stand up until about an hour ago, my mama was so sweet she cleaned it up for me despite my protests... it was ox tail soup she had made for me this morning. 🐃

It wasn't even the food itself but if you get migraines like me you know between the pain, nausea and brain inflammation you just can't help puking sometimes. I had very little warning to get to the bathroom, no tummy ache or nothing. 🤢

My eyebrows are dominating my face. I look like my baby cousin. He's a grown dude. 🐛🐛

I miss my nail ladies and I hope I get to see them before we leave in January. My hands are also very mannish right now. 💅🏻

I thought not smoking weed or taking other things would make it easier not to binge but honestly when food is all you got it makes it sooo hard not to over indulge. 🍗🍟🥤

That's actually what caused my fucking migraine, eating hella cheap ass chocolate last night while working on our moving itinerary lol. 🍫

Nationwide suggested I leave my dog in California when we move because they don't insure Virginia homes that have pit mixes "even if it's only 5%." THEN homeboi on the phone said hold on let me see if there's an exception. Like why wouldn't that be your initial reaction instead of asking me to abandon my fucking dog?? Anyway, long story short, Sable is now AKC registered and signed up for a CGC training program starting next week. None of her paperwork at her vet or pet insurance or AKC mention pit bull but because my stupid ass mentioned her breeds out of honesty we're basically getting punished for it. Stupid. I even asked if I could share all her documents with them but he said "well we've got you on a recorded line saying she's part pit bull." Lame. 🐶

I am in a very low place but I feel at ease knowing things will be simpler soon. Living with just my husband and our pets will be very good for me even if I miss my family a lot. Hopefully I can get better care out there because CA/Kaiser is fucking trash. Expensive trash. 👀

I'm also sad I won't have friends in VA but once I get my wellness under control I'll try to find cool people to add value to the life I'm trying to create for myself. 🧸💕

[the8thsphynx]

Oooh ok, I have a couple headcanons and theories for the "Arrancar Hive Mind" I wanted nerd out about. (This is so long, I'm so sorry😅)

I've always wondered how the "Arrancar Hive Mind" worked after learning about it through a post I shared. It got me thinking about how the ability would've been used and misused by the Arrancar and Azien's crew..

On the Arrancar side of things, this could've been a new ability that came from the H��gyoku thus grabbing Azien's imagination even more, (which leads to a scientific fixation for replacing God)

The Arrancar probably used their new telepathic connection for: Staging rebellions, Betrayal amongst themselves, Interrogation, Torture, and even more dark shit because this is Bleach.

But also they could've used their telepathic connection for: Protecting their Fracción, Looking out for their comrades, sharing dreams, sharing ideas, trolling each other and even more silly shit like that, cause this is also Bleach!

Moments like...

Tres Bestias comforting Harribel after a nightmare, Starrk calling Lilynette from across Los Noches to ask for snacks,and Grimmjow running around trying to link to his Fraccións because they keep disappearing to train while he's asleep and he keeps getting the equivalent of a shit post message recording

...Silly stuff like that could've been happening, but we've been given the winner's perspective on the story.

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And then we get chases like Nel and Orihime:

Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck was the former Tres Espada, but she was thrown out thanks to Nnoitora and Szayelaporro brutalizing her Fracción and getting a sneak attack on her.

The 3 of them had undergone separate forms of regression, Pesche and Dondochakka became weaker leveled arrancar and Nel became a child (sooo many theories for why that happened to her)

There's a good chance for these 3 might've been disconnected for the rest of Los Noches or have been left with a very broken connection. If it's just a bad are cracked connection, then baby Nel could've also been left with nightmares of who she used to be. With the innocence this Arrancar amnesia, I could see Nel trying to draw the faces of the "scary monsters" in her dreams. (With the brothers protective nature towards their weaken Master, getting farther away from Los Noches seems like the best option.)

When Urahara shows up with a cool new gauntlet and threads, Nelliel gets to be her original self again; though her connection with the remaining Arrancar is likely staticy compared to before. Like everyone else has clear-crisp auto and video quality but Nel's in the Alps, wifi is shiiiiit....

Then we got Orihime Inoue, being a Fullbringer, has enough hollow energy to get connected, but still being alive, probably doesn't have the strongest influence as she'd like. Azien being a sadist with a god complex, would prefer the "you have no power here" message over the "stay here and relax" approach.

If Orihime was still connected with the Arrancar after the Winter War, then Urahara could've done some meddling, (more cool gadgets) and strengthen the connection, letting her act like a psychic radio to help keep everyone in sync with strategy and the like. Orihime could've been like a super spie!! Or like the radio guy for Metal Gear Solid!!

The rest of the Fullbringers could've also been connected in temporarily, giving them more of a presence and a way to keep tabs on each other. Ichigo sort of darted all over the place in the final stretch of the Blood War Arc, so making his team Powerhouse Scouts could've given them more to do.

(Opportunities due to time and health constraints have been missed)

(sorry for the long ask. I tried to make it easier to read through) I thought way to much about this....

HI, EVERYONE PLEASE READ HER THEORY BECAUSE HOLY SHIT IT'S GOOD.

And yes, I never thought of this plot point til you brought it up.

Yeah, Orihime is a character who constantly gets her character development trashed and it gets to the point where Kubo makes it feel like he doesn't WANT to explore her...?

But I think it's right to say that she absolutely has a connection to the arrrancars. It could come from several things, and my personal take after reading your observations and headcanons is that she still technically qualifies as a Fullbringer.

The hogyoku is still a little foggy to me and I have reread it, so please correct me if I'm wrong, but it's a 'wish granter' that seems to augment someone using Hollow-like capabilities. It was in Rukia's gigai for god knows how long and the Fullbring arc muddies it up, but that's HOW Chad and Orihime got their powers.

Also when going into Hueco Mundo, Chad observed that his powers were incredibly attuned to the landscape and atmosphere (AGAIN, HE NEVER GOT ENOUGH STORY FOCUS AAAA) so I don't doubt that Orihime had a similar effect!

[harrysdimples]

sooo...it’s the legend @btapants’ birthday and me and my main partner in crime daria @britneytshirt both came up with this idea and whipped up a lil somethin somethin for celine to read! we just want you to know how loved you are celine and how you influence us all to be better people! we all love you and had a few things to say :)

@bidonnas (aka mik):  i followed celine like ages ago bc i was looking for more harries to follow and she seemed so sweet and, like, a Quality™ blog and we've been mutuals for ages as well and we like sent each other asks for like ask games and tagged each other in tag games but we didn't start talking more until the first gc in like march of this year and i do not regret a single thing of entering that gc bc i got to meet my birlfriend, now my bife. we've just gotten closer over the past 6 months of being in so many different groupchats with each other and i love everything about her. she's funny, she's kind and sweet, and she loves mamma mia. i mean, who could ask for more?? fjdkgksdljkfg celine deserves the whole world and all the love in the world and i love her so so so much!!!!

@guccifloralsuits (aka violet):  Celine, you already know it but literally love you tons, you make my experience as a harrie stan so much brighter :) I'll always remember the #funkirk days and times we've been throught - from the discourse days to the crazy concerts & I can't wait to see what this next year for you & us brings! You're so easy to talk to and fun to share this experience with! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALL MY LOVE TO YOU 💖

@annaonvinyl (aka essie): Celine, Celine... I believe we've been mutuals not for that long and i do remember checking my notifications and seeing that she followed me i kid you not when i say i nearly had a moment because i would constantly see her posts and people talking so nicely about her. i can now understand why people kept saying sweet things about Celine, i mean she's amazing! if you aren't following her please do me a favour, go to her blog and press that follow, just... do it. celine is so sweet and funny, her blog is the perfect mix of aesthetic and relatable and not to mention she's so freaking stunning? i mean... have you seen her? model material, i'm telling you. so in conclusion what i want to say is celine is gorgeous and so nice and i love her! tanti auguri bella! spero che tu abbia un bel anno davanti a te e tutto il meglio vada per te! goditi la giornata e sorridi molto (scusa il mio italiano arrugginito)

@signofthebis (aka petra): Happy birthday, Celine! ❤❤❤ You know why I followed you. Because of the tags you wrote under my bta pants gifset. And I knew in that moment... this is a person that gets it and I need her in my life. And then I was lucky enough to get into the biconic gc you started and I got to get to know you and wow? You're amazing. You're so funny and incredible and just... I stan forever??? You're truly a queen. ❤❤❤❤ One day your selfies are gonna kill me because you're that gorgeous. And honestly? What a way to go. So Celine, I hope you're having a wonderful day and may your life be filled with only the best of luck, may it be full of love and kindness because that's what you're giving to us and you deserve the same it in return. Ily ❤

@flowerfeasts (aka dani): I followed celine like a year ago because i used to see all my faves tagging her on my dash, so i thought she was very important and cool and i remember waiting like a few weeks to follow her cause i somehow thought that would increase the chances of her following me back? lmao anyway, i still think she is very cool and i LOVE her fashion sense and she is a libra! that means she is awesome

@harryandcats (aka lejla): CELINE MY ANGELBOO!!!! I’m sooo bad with words and tbh?? there’s not enough words to describe how much u mean to me anyway smh you’re one of the sweetest, funniest and smartest (let’s just not mention your posts and the things you say something BDJDNDNDB) and loveliest people I know!! you’re also so silly sometimes but in a very cute and endearing way bdndn I could talk to you about literally anything, be it something deep or something random like poptarts bxjdndn speaking of poptarts we truly gotta meet someday and you’ll have to buy me lots of things and in return you’ll get the biggest hug of your life!!!! sounds like a plan if you ask me anYWAY I lov u with my whole heart, you’re my love, my life, my wife, my gf, my bitch, my boo, but most importantly: my dumbass ✌🏻😔 I hope you have the loveliest day!!!! Happy Birthday, Celine!! 💗🌈💕

@harrysnotechanges (aka kristyna):  Celine 💕💕 you are so funny and such a kind and generous person (not to mention gorgeous, ugh it’s not fair). I’m pretty sure I first started following you because of your url (I mean how much more iconic could you get,,, and I couldn’t agree more, the bta pants were the best pants Harry has ever worn tbh) and I stayed because you’re just an amazing human being. Ily 💕💕💕 Happy birthday!

@gettingdizzy (aka sav): I LOVE CELINE she is super kind and funny and like a little sister to me!! talking to her always makes my day better :) im not even sure why i started following her we probably got put in a gc together or something but im so glad i did!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ILY

@nofoookingway (aka jess): Oh boy, lil Celine. The cutest bean I’ve ever seen. I know we don’t speak anymore bc I’m trash and got too overdramatic about a stupid lil thing, but I’m so glad that we still follow each other and I see you on my dash every day. Your posts never go without a typo, even if it’s just the tags, and that’s probably my favorite thing about you. You’re so expressive and so weird in the best of ways. I’m pretty sure you’re starting uni (if you’re not smack me), but I know you’re going to kill it. It’s hard af, and it’s gonna suck. You’re gonna hate it sometimes, but believe me when I say I know you can do it and that you will have a blast once you find your niche. If I can do it, you sure as hell can. I wholeheartedly believe that. Anyways, I hope your birthday is just as fun and amazing as you are. ilysm 💛💛

@leesh (aka leesh lol): HAPPY BIRTHDAY CELINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hope u have the absolute best birthday ever bc it’s what she deserves and i hope harry makes an appearance again looking absolutely fabulous bc it’s also what she deserves (maybe wearing the bta pants? yes i’m putting it into existence!!!!). i honestly can’t rmbr how or why i started following you, maybe it was a gc or maybe i just liked ur blog, i have a terrible memory, but i am SO GLAD whatever the reason I DID. i love seeing ur posts on my dash and i love seeing what you’ve got to say and i also love talking to u in gc’s and stuff. ur a cool gal and i’m glad we had a chance to become mutuals and pals. again i hope u have the best way day ever and get spoilt rotten. i love u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💖✨

@kiwiintro (aka kayla):  Happy Birthday Celine Bean! I hope it's amazing I love u and you're so iconic and amazing and ur an actual Meme™️ sometimes anyways again I hope your birthday is amazing and have fun being 1(one) year older ❤

@harryftvans (aka teresa): celine my dearest witch princess and gentle air spirit happiest of birthday wishes to you!!! someone’s getting old lol anyway I wish u all the best and hope you have a great day and that a lot of other great days will follow because u only deserve happiness and love and ~good vibes~ in your life!! stay ur amazing self, you’re always so chill and laid back (which is nice in this hectic world gksndn) and even when you pull a zayn on us at the end of the day you’re always there for us, being supportive and it’s always a delight to talk to you and hear stories from you!!! great britain is blessed to have you for the next couple of months/years (hope u have a nice time at uni I believe in u) so yea enjoy your day hope it’s filled with lots of love and hugs!! i’m glad you’ve been brought into the world and i’m glad we were out in the same group chat I couldn’t imagine my days without u, love you v much💕

@pinkflaredpants (aka iris): No offence but it's been a whole ass year since we first heard medicine and still no fuckin studio version of sott.

@britneytshirt (aka daria): celine, remember the day we became mutuals? it’s definitely been a year(+) now, can you believe it’s been that long? i followed u not really expecting to be followed back and u followed me about .02 seconds later and honestly i was a lil shocked. so i put my insecurities aside and decided to text u and u said u just saw my url and liked it and followed me. like?! *harry voice* craziness right? anyway, i like to think of u as a little present from life. when we started talking i was very lonely and literally cried myself to sleep every other night and having a friend, you, to talk to made me realise nothing is ever that bad and in a way... gave me hope? you mean so much to me. you’re always fun to talk to, u always have the funniest things to say. and most importantly, i know i can always count on u for whatever, you’ll be there to listen to me. so thank u. i’m so grateful i have a celine in my life. i love u

me (aka moi): so....celine, where do I even start? from those very first few months when I joined this fandom in september last year we were close friends. we started our first conversation about old 1d memes and the rest is history. I don’t think there’s been a time in the last year or so where I haven’t spoken to you, and I really couldn’t imagine my life without you in it. I look forward every day to chatting with you in the gc and i’m always just in awe of how accepting, loving, caring and truly inspiring you are as a person. I love hearing you speak italian in the rare voice messages you send, and especially your selfies (I will hold the belief that you should be a model to the grave I think tbh). you inspired me to love myself for who i am and we’ve grown as friends into something I never thought i’d reach. i’m never going to be able to fully articulate the weight you hold in my life or the impact you’ve had on me, and i’m bad at expressing my feelings anyway, but I just wanted you to know how LOVED you are, by me, and from everyone here. I can’t wait to eventually meet you once you’re settled over here and I can’t wait for the memories and shows we’ll make in the future. thank you for being you, and please never stop being your amazing self 💕

[babegroot]

✩, we've not even started but please hit me with all the feels

under the cut because its sooo long && be ready to cry :)

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? AxelWho threatens to leave but never actually does? OliviaWho actually keeps their word and leaves? AxelWho trashes the house? Also Axel lmaoDo either of them get physical? I feel like Olivia would have hit him beforeHow often do they argue/disagree? A LOT Who is the first to apologise? Both of them in this weird way??? they will just get closer and hug and apologise. I feel like Axel would apologise a lot 

Sex:

Who is on top? They alternate Who is on the bottom? They alternateeee Who has the strangest desires? I feel like both Any kinks? Choking?? lmao Who’s dominant in bed? Axel Is head ever in the equation? Yes If so, who is better at performing it? They are both good Ever had sex in public? Probably Who moans the most? Olivia Who leaves the most marks? Also Livs Who screams the loudest? LivsWho is the more experienced of the two? I feel like AxelDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? BOTH Rough or soft? BOTHHow long do they usually last? depends on the situationIs protection used? they tend to forget but they try to use it often Does it ever get boring? noWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? in a cable car

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? they never thought about it until she got pregnant but with the miscarriage and allIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? they wanted at least threeWho is the favorite parent? axel bc he spoils them a lot Who is the authoritative parent? livsWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? axelWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? axelWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? axel and livsWho goes to parent teacher interviews? axel bc he likes to intimidate the teachers but also livsWho changes the diapers? bothWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? i feel like bothWho spends the most time with the children? bothWho packs their lunch boxes? livsWho gives their children ‘the talk’? axelWho cleans up after the kids? axel and livsWho worries the most? axelWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? AXEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? livsWho is the little spoon? livsWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? axelWho struggles to keep their hands to themself?   axelHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? not very longWho gives the most kisses? axelWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? axel loves to play with livs’ hair and kinda of massaging her neck Where is their favourite place to cuddle? sofa watching a movieWho is more likely to playfully grope the other?  axelHow often do they get time to themselves? they make time to themselves quite a lot 

Sleeping:

Who snores? axelIf both do, who snores the loudest?Do they share a bed or sleep separately? share a bedIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? they cozy upWho talks in their sleep? livsWhat do they wear to bed? axel likes to wear boxers and livs likes to wear his shirtsAre either of your muses insomniacs? i feel like livs could be and axel helps her a lotCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? sometimes? if they dont have alcohol around then yeah Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? they love to wrap themselves around each other Who wakes up with bed hair? livsWho wakes up first? ughhhh dependsWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? depends on who wakes up firstWhat is their favourite sleeping position? i feel like axel would like to lay/hug livs’ middle and her hands kinda in his hair Who hogs the sheets? axelDo they set an alarm each night? they used to!! for school/collegeCan a television be found in their bedroom? yesWho has nightmares? livsWho has ridiculous dreams? axelWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? axelWho makes the bed? livsWhat time is bed time? one amAny routines/rituals before bed? they both shower and axel makes her some teaWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? axel

Work:

Who is the busiest? livsWho rakes in the highest income? they both get about the sameAre any of your muses unemployed? noWho takes the most sick days? i feel like axelWho is more likely to turn up late to work? axelWho sucks up to their boss? livsWhat are their jobs? axel is a mechanic and livs is a nurseWho stresses the most? livsDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? axel LOVES it Are your muses financially stable? now they are 

Home:

Who does the washing? livsWho takes out the trash? axelWho does the ironing? livsWho does the cooking? axel and livsWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? axel Who is messier? livsWho leaves the toilet roll empty? axelWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? livsWho forgets to flush the toilet? axelWho is the prankster around the house? axelWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? livsWho mows the lawn? axelWho answers the telephone? both Who does the vacuuming? livs likes to force him to do it Who does the groceries? both!!Who takes the longest to shower? livsWho spends the most time in the bathroom? axel

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? noHow many cars do they own? one eachDo they own their home or do they rent? axel owns his flat now Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? near the coast but not quite. like an hour from the beach Do they live in the city or in the country?  cityDo they enjoy their surroundings? doesn’t bother them What’s their song? don’t leave by snakehips & MØ What do they do when they’re away from each other? they usually get fucked up Where did they first meet? high school How did they first meet? axel beat up a guy who called her a bitch for not giving him attentionWho spends the most money when out shopping? axel Who’s more likely to flash their assets? axelWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? livsAny mental issues? they are both just fucked up lol Who’s terrified of bugs? livsWho kills the spiders around the house? axel Their favourite place? the little italian restaurant by the beach Who pays the bills? they both do Do they have any fears for their future? that they are not together Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? axelWho uses up all of the hot water?  livsWho’s the tallest? axelWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? axelWho wanders around in their underwear? axelWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? livsWhat do they tease each other about? i feel like axel would tease her about the stuff that makes him love her the most SO like the way she wrinkles her nose, how she walks, how she does her hair and the way she pouts. Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? livsDo they have mutual friends? lots and lots Who crushed first? i feel like they both did but axel was terrified of it so livs showed first Any alcohol or substance related problems? they both abused a LOT of it back in the dayWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? axelWho swears the most? axel