#we've been having... a fun time /sarc

[blueberrylovv]

also omg wait just now backreading your blog and wtf wdym you're a coach D: /SARC nsrs you😭literally😭just😭make😭collages😭these hate anons need to indulge in the crafts themselves and maybe they'll calm down idrk with them but we know you're doing no harm and its good you yourself know that. i'm so sorry if this ask is bringing any prev negativity :")) here's a reminder to hydrate because diedrate is not an option!!!

DEHYDRATE IS NOT AN OPTION WE ALL CHANT IN UNISON yeah sorry you had to find out this way :/ im also sorry to report im booked and busy for the next like 5 years so the best i can do it put you on the wait list bc i am literally the best the goat in this business people ambush me day and night to become my... clients? patrons? patients? i dont even know what people like this are called i meAN OFC I KNOW IVE BEEN IN THIS BUSSINES FOR OVER YEARS 40 YEARS*, 40 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE BABY I COULD WRITE BOOKS ABOUT THIS SHIT *bea is 23yo

okay now a disclaimer bc im sure you know im being sarcastic and just making fun of the people who accused me of that but yk there are people and people and i dont want anyone to use this as me admitting to shit :')

I AM JOKING THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS A BIT I AM BEING SARCASTIC I AM POKING FUN AT THE SITUATION I AM NOT ADMITTING TO SHIT THE ONLY TRUE INFORMATION IN THE TEXT ABOVE IS MY AGE I AM BEGGING YALL TO NOT COME AT ME WITH THAT ACCUSATION AGAIN WE'VE BEEN THERE DONE THAT THANKU

okay so now that's out of the way - you are so right im literally making collages i have no idea what these people were yapping about :') some people really have too much free time on their hands and look for any excuse to start shit istg... dw i dont mind going back to this, i love making fun of that situation bc it was/is so bizarre it makes me go ???? every time someone brings it up (my friends bring it up quite a lot it became an inside joke at this point, they keep asking me what sport i coach and how i got the job given how badly i hated PE and would skip it every chance i got ksksksksksk).

anyways i hope you have a lovely day, drink your water and i will call you up when your spot on the wait list comes up <3

[hermitcraftkinfessions]

Oh I had a real fun panic moment the other day /sarc

Tw/cw for the moon stuff since you said it could be upsetting, it's just this section. Wren's moon paranoia must have rubbed off on me. I was working on outdoor lights the other evening and the moon was visible, so I was taking a break and watching it but noticed it seemed small, after panicking internally for a few moments thinking a repeat of last time was going to happen i decided to ask the person I was with "hey is it just me, or is the moon small?". He responded with "yeah the moon looks smaller during the winner" or something like that. I'm sorry why was this not taught to me earlier?! I still have not gotten over this or watching the moon. (That happened like December 1st I think)

Anyways we've also been wanting to send a congrats on the 500 likes!

-Tangotek (Tango fictive from blue anon)

WAIT THE MOON GETS SMALLER IN THE WINTER? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD THIS. Thank you for the congrats though! -Mod hels