#we're just not gonna mention that <3 /lh /p

[who-tf-eats-their-children]

Open Starter - Sins Of Thy Father

Some days, Kronos wondered if it would have just been easier to consume his children. It would have certainly meant less crying, less bumps and bruises, less lectures, less frustration, less parenting. It's not like it would be a surprise, given the fact that he had been 'oh so willing' to cut their father into a thousand pieces and cast them deep into Khaos, and how 'natural' he seemed to look covered in ichor (Primordial Hemera's words, not his), but in those thoughts, he also wonders how he'll be able to look his beloved wife in the eye. If he'd be able to keep up that act, playing the innocent or leaning so far into it he'd lose everything just to give into that darkness his father carved deep into him. "You are a lot like me," he'd say those very few times he'd allow them Above and one of those fewer times he'd let his children into his presence, and even now Kronos can't push down the utter disgust that came from that thought. But... he also can't seem to stand the waiting. The paranoia, jumping at every shadow and twisting and turning each night waiting for his father to get one over on him again. He's the King of the Cosmos now, but it seems like even a King has their own King puppeteering them. What a joke (and oh how easy it would be).

You are roaming--or possibly seeking--when you spot him sitting on a supposedly random mountain in the middle of nowhere (the first and last place Kronos dared speak against his father). There is nothing to his expression or aura, but you feel yourself being tugged his direction anyway. He's sitting on the grass, facing the sunset, looking perhaps... mortal. Manly. Human.

What do you do?

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[sugars-fluffy-escapes]

Can you do a little thing for if angry or stoned ler!eddie finds out the readers worst spot is their back/shoulder blades??

Absolutely!!! 😖 /pos

Rambles for angry/stoned ler!Eddie under the cut! These hcs will mention w33d so please skip these if you need to. Prioritize your comfort <3 /gen /pos /p

I will also mark the start and end of the section that mentions w33d.

*Start of w33d mention. Please scroll to the second gif to skip this section if you'd still like to view the angry ler!Eddie hcs*

Stoned!Eddie is such a cinnamon roll 😭 He's gonna get really giddy about this discovery. Eddie's always excited about finding a new ticklish spot because that's just another set of tactics he can use to make you laugh 🥺 Whether you're his significant other or just his best friend, Eddie Munson adores you, and he'll take every chance he can get to see you smiling and giggling.

Since he's an extra bold ler when he's baked, I can totally imagine that he discovered your deathly ticklish back/shoulder blades after blatantly telling you that he wants to find another one of your tickle spots 🥴🏃🏽‍♀️ /lh /pos

OR- If you happen to also smoke pot, he likely made the discovery during one of your stoned tickle fights (absolutely adorable).

Whichever way a stoned Edward Munson found out, you can guarantee that he's gonna be a loving menace about it. He'll spider crawl his fingers up your back and across your shoulder blades and grin when you spiral into uncontrollable laughter. He also loves reading to you when he's high and you'll just be lying down close by or be affectionately "trapped" in a snuggle and his fingers will just be very softly tickling you and drawing out these really quiet giggles that just melt Eddie's heart ����💜

*end of w33d mention*

(For all of Volume 2's issues, we did get many scenes of Eddie emitting ler and lee energy 🥴🏃🏽‍♀️ /lh /pos)

Oh holy moly you're doomed. So doomed. Angry ler!Eddie finding out you have a ticklish back and shoulder blades? Doomed. Doooooooomed. /hj /lh

Eddie's going to somehow make the tickling feel ten times worse and there will be plenty of mock sympathy the entire time he's dishing out his form of payback. Scary 🥴 /lh

He's gonna list every reason you absolutely deserve to get tickled to pieces and he's gonna trace out those reasons on your back as he's tickling you 🏃🏽‍♀️ And then the mock sympathy will increase tenfold.

He's cruel AGAHSHDJFJ BUT- not cruel enough to completely kill you. When you're at your limit he will always stop, however, when he's been dishing out payback tickles, he always makes a smartass comment after he's done. Theatrics are par for the course as well (they always are GAHSHDF this is Edward "the theater kid" Munson we're talking about 🥹❤️ /lh /pos)

"Perhaps next time you'll reconsider invoking the wrath of the overlord of tickling." <- Smartass AGSHDHDJFJ

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Angry ler!Eddie is just so 🥴 EEEEE AGAHAHDHDHDJE I hope you enjoyed these hcs, anon! Thank you for sending this concept in!!! /gen /pos

Until next time, everyone!

~ Ushu ��� (/p)

[bookwyrminspiration]

Raspberry

Seafoam

Charcoal

Lilac

Sapphire

Carmine

Forest

I. I would put what they were but it took so long to remember what I wanted to actually put here that I forgot the meanings (Aside from Saphire and Carmine and Charcoal, [I want to put you under a microscope and study you, I am on one knee proposing <3, and you have the best takes])

-Heathen

Heathen! Hello! This is many things!! Also dw I got this I can put all the meanings; I have the reference pulled up!

Raspberry: I need your help to kill God

hell yea!! you are the third person to say this we are assembling a team, mis amigos!! With the power of friendship and this nuke I found we're gonna get that sneaky fucker. Everyone just needs to mentally conceptualize god and then that makes him a real enough concept we can get him, there's no way this can go wrong at all. Fun fact, I grew up baha'i and praying and all that, but I never really internalized it and believed anything god related so I always pictured god as Larry the Cucumber from veggie tales, but specifically in his safari outfit. This was god to me (linked)

Seafoam: To understand what the fuck is wrong with you

it's autism, autism is what's wrong (/pos) with me. that should answer all subsequent questions anyone has about me unless the answer is adhd. But legit though yesterday I had a moment because I offhandedly mentioned my online friends (was thinking about you and Ophelia but did not specify anyone by name or share any information about you two for your privacy) and my therapist got really excited that I had friends because I'm so stringent and picky about the definition of friendship and that was an Oh Huh moment for me. Not really related but the "what the fuck is wrong with you" reminded me of it

Charcoal: You have the best takes

I have gotten this one so many times y'all are really doing things to my ego and I love it. But it means I'm doing something right! My ask box has not known a moment's peace (/lh) since november of 2020 so perhaps this is the reason. Y'all simply can't get enough of my best takes :)

Lilac: You make my dash better and I cherish you

well surprise shawty I cherish you right back!! we are, in my head at least, genuine friends and that just comes with the territory. you do not get a choice in this matter I love and appreciate you /p. even if sometimes I don't get to your asks for lengthy stretches of time I am still thinking of you okay, I am always thinking of you. there is a heathen section of my brain just for you <3

Sapphire: I want to put you under a microscope and study you

me to myself every single day when I wake up. I spend so much time trying to understand my own behavior and figure out how my brain works and the patterns it's made it's honestly impressive. i am a puzzle to be put together except all the pieces are on fire, but I'd love to put it together with you and all the other people who would also like to study me. I think it'd be fun to be studied, so please proceed under the one condition that I get to know everything you learn !!

Carmine: I'm on one knee proposing <3

well I do! we are now engaged, that's how this works. we are tumblr married or something. my partner can be my best man and give a speech and reveal all the embarrassing things I've done in their presence, like taken off my shirt in the middle of winter in the middle of their neighborhood, or the fun things we've done, like getting dunked repeatedly in dunk tanks (a terrifying yet exhilarating experience)

Forest: you are the stupidest motherfucker alive and I love you

all I'm hearing is that I'm the stupidest which means I'm the best at being stupid and I beat everyone else, so I'm taking this as a victory! I love being better than everyone else!! also I love you too /p this is very sweet of you