#we're gonna get arrested by the mail police
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knownsome · 3 months ago
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Oh no!
You're a Toreador who committed a liiittle double murder in a hotel while you were on a date with this cute Ravnos guy, aaaand the video footage of 5ish people going into the room and only 3 (counting your Brujah packmate who helped you clean up the scene) people leaving (with luggage!) is in the mail to a police officer building a missing persons case!! What will you do?
Do you:
a) confront the officer and make him love you too much to pursue it with Entrancement
b) cause the case to disappear from public record with the help of your Brujah bro's hacker nonsense
c) decide at 4AM to gather your two Brujah packmates but Specifically Not the Ventrue with Obfuscate (because he'd be SUCH a bummer about the whole thing and soooo judgmental), break into the NOLA postal distribution center to somehow find and waylay the package or the truck it should be in, erase the footage of your break-in at the distro center AND get back into someplace dark before sunrise?
If you picked C, you might be my idiot PC.
By the way, did you know the mail has their own cops? And they've got like a 98% conviction rate or something??? Caius didn't!!!
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