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mantisgodsdomain · 1 year

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Worm fandom of Tumblr can we convince you to vote for our Cauldron-adjacent moth woman in exchange for goods & services. It has been nearly two years since we have actually read the source media and we don't remember 99% of canon but we can draw bug furries and we can be persuaded to reread Worm with the fresh mind of "we only remember watching Taylor's brainstate getting steadily worse while muttering "oh no that's us" the whole time and we literally could not name anything that happens in canon anymore".

For 1 vote we can be persuaded to rack our brain (full of holes) to try and remember any information about a given character for 1 victory we will reread Worm in a way where hopefully it sticks in our brain this time instead of dissolving out the sieve (maybe liveblogging). This is a serious offer because we take voter fraud very seriously. Please help us rig this tournament horribly so we can do war crimes to a fungus.

Voting link here. We are counting on you to consign us to reading Worm again.

#we speak #worm #parahumans #worm wildbow #this is a very specific toolset for us to bring to the table but please understand that we are running out of normal venues #and also we feel like you are the single demographic most likely to appreciate our horrifically morally corrupt girlie #she is a very specific type of shitty that we think would appeal to a specific type of fucked up girlie likers #possibly in a way that makes you want to dissect her like some sort of frog #this is a very serious offer #we're going to spend several days moving across the country so we will have plenty of time to read which makes this plausible to do #we hope this humble appeal works to rig things. thank u.

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