#we're going out to Mediterranean food tonight!

[isfjmel-phleg]

Happy birthday! May it be full of desserts and gifts and may you be able to spend the day doing things you love best!

Thank you so much! I appreciate it <3

[the-firebird69]

My son is a problem it doesn't seem like they make this battery anymore that he needs so he's going to find out what to do he's going to try and dismantle the expired battery pack and see if he can put new batteries in and I agree with that idea that's a good lesson for him on how they're assembled and on what he has to know and he's saying there's so electronics in there that might prevent it from working and that's one thing a little they might not be fried it might just be the batteries so it's worth a look and you can kind of see if it's fried and I do agree it's something to do but really he needs to find the e-bike and he's got a couple of looking at and he's trying to figure out which ones have batteries that you can buy easily and they're cheap and it's not working so far so far it's a pain in the ass to replace them he doesn't know how anybody uses any of these batteries it's true too so he's going to try and figure it out and he's running out of time again but he can order food for a while if he has to then it's grounded again these things are not good these people are so cheap that it hurts I want them out out of everything and it's worse than that cases in the bunkers they want to destroy everybody so they can launch. There's going to be a war now and it will be in France and there is a film about it but this war is very serious it will encompass Europe and part of Russia northern Europe southern Europe and areas of the Middle East most of the Atlantic Ocean Greenland and Iceland all of that will be encompassed in this war the reason is they're starting to see that these two are moving by destroying people there is heavy fighting recently on Britain and allowed them to move to France soon they will move out of France because of heavy fighting and they are suspected to have planned to move potentially to somewhere near the caucuses eventually to Egypt perhaps and there's a reason for that there's a massive ship underneath Egypt Tunisia the Mediterranean and it's gigantic how it's going to get out of there we're not sure but these Giants have moved Islands they've moved continents you people are not prepared for what's going on this is beginning tonight so far they're reporting casualties upwards of 1% of the general population in France and yes we evacuated our people we are coming through the entire area many times we are looking for any of ours that might be there and we are exterminating people who are not there are a lot of people who evacuated years ago and they left throughout every conflict up until recent years and Europe is very small I'll send one out there and we think the rest of them left it's just like the perimeter in the United States it's too small and Russia has been evacuated for the most part is a huge area in the west of Russia it's populated it's really a third of the country which is the same size as the United States

We are making jokes this is very stressful he's doing okay he's got a decision to make and I'm going to try and help him it's because of the battery he says I'm aware of that and the battery at some of the places is a lot of money other places it's not so much and he's going to check that we are moving out right now we have a lot to do New Zealand has only four or five percent and it's trumpsters the pseudo empire have taken over and it is terribly disgusting with this fool John remillard does. On the mainland he and has half of his Force left the other half was destroyed on the island he is down to probably 1% of the general populace there's still a lot of people but that could be gone in one conflict and they are going in France they are addicted to this AI and they are going to check out not even fully understanding it but that's fine. It's very dangerous and it detects his nonsense years before it happens he has got this computer going in time it's quite terrible and there are other things too that are happening in this area is emptying out of trumpsters but it is the hard way they do not want to leave at all and they're entrenched several people have noticed it and have called for reinforcements especially bja who didn't realize it but they were being replaced it is a fierce battle now everybody is fighting these idiots and they're not really great fighters and it's not that many left but they have a lot of money pretty soon they're gone and it's so cheap and so stingy that's why they died it's extremely frustrating fairly soon we are going to realize that they gave us a big huge heads up about what the max are like it's the same thing except the max of the ability to hold the money soon they won't they decide to become isolated there are huge stories we're going to get to the many moment we're going to publish now

Thor Freya

Olympus

Zues

You can shower in a moment we have some headlines that we have to discuss and it'll be fine with your e-bike situation we do have a few pics and you are right you need a brand name that you can get parts and things for it's a real pain there's so many brands out there they should combine to survive

Hera

[bishiglomper]

You know, I only have like 5 things I cook. I don't cook often. But I make good shit, I'm very impressed with myself. 😂

My things are like. Chicken pot pie, chicken and dumplings, mediterranean omelet.. Used to be the grilled cheese master but then sissy started making fancy ones.. 👀

But ever since i found japanese curry, thats my special thing too. Which i made tonight. It took an hour but that shit turned out SO GOOD.

Baked carrots and red potatoes in the oven. Sauteed onions. Made yellow rice to go with it. The veggies are all the absolute perfect texture. Nothings too mushy or firm. Chicken is perfect.

I made a huge ass pot, we're gonna be eating this for the next week. 👀💧

Mom said it was comfort food with a kick. Everyone is just so happy and content lol

Btw did i mention I finally made us try curry because of pokemon sw/sh? They just made it look so good 😩

[mintugiyuu]

> here’s the final part of your request @kyojoroo ! I’m so sorry it’s in two different parts, but I learned for the first time that these text boxes have a limit lmao, again I hope you enjoy and have a great day/night! <3

༄ we have to stop meeting like this - continued

sfw one-shot

➥ pairing || rengoku kyojurou x reader

➥ au || modern day; college

➥ warnings || cheesy, tooth-rotting fluff with extra cheese

➥ synopsis || the reader keeps bumping into the one and only rengoku kyojurou; only instead of just casually seeing him over and over again, they quite literally bump into him in the most inconvenient ways possible. (cont.)

➥ part one || click here!

༄ the mediterranean sea collection - masterlist

Today had to be one of the worst days in your life. Freezing, drenched, and newly homeless, you tucked yourself onto the bus stop bench. Lucky you, this one didn't even have an awning to protect you from the elements.

The rain had no pity for your predicament as it pelted your body, the light clothing doing close to nothing for you. Summer had just come, yet the night rainfall seemed to have brought an unexpected chill.

Not to mention the suitcase and duffle bag you had with you were now also getting soaked.

You could only hope nothing was too waterlogged.

Your hand did little to protect your dying phone from getting wet as you tried to search for the nearest place to stay. Motel, hotel, air B'N'B; anything in range to get you off the streets for the night.

You had a feeling this would happen, and boy were kicking yourself for not seeing the red flags and preparing sooner.

Not having enough savings for a dorm, you had signed a contract with the residents of an apartment to rent out one of the rooms for cheap.

The agreement only lasted for two semesters, but they had promised that you'd be able to renew it once summer rolled around.

"Promise my ass." You grumbled, remembering how the original owner had gotten a partner. In return, they refused to let you sign another contract so they would have space for the "love of their life".

You saw the signs; you saw how their stuff slowly moved into the apartment and all the time they were spending there.

You just didn't think they'd be shitty enough people to kick you out the moment your contract ended.

A gust of icy wind rolled through, causing another shudder to rack your body. The closest place wasn't in walking distance, and it was far to late for the buses to be running. Sighing, you shut off your phone and closed your eyes.

You had resigned yourself to walk the several blocks to the nearest 24/7 fast food place to at least get out of the rain.

That was until the rain fall suddenly stopped beating down on you. The rain couldn't have stopped though, you could still hear it. You blinked your eyes open and looked up, surprised to what - or more accurately, who - you saw.

"...Kyojurou?"

Standing there in all his warmth and glory, Kyojurou looked down at you with concern, holding a bright red umbrella over your soaked form.

He couldn't seem to help the small smile that graced his lips at the sound of his first name.

"I'd be happier that you finally used my name if you didn't look so sad and drenched."

A humorless snort escaped your lips as you hugged yourself, shivering slightly. "Timing always has my side doesn't it? I'm just about to head to the closest food place to get out of the rain, so don't worry about it."

"Why?"

"I got kicked out," you shrugged, looking to the ground.

"This late at night?"

"It surprised me too. They found a new roommate and wouldn't let me renew my contract for the next school year, and it just so happens it ended tonight." There was a hint of bitterness in your tone, one that was completely understandable.

Kyojurou's brows furrowed. "They didn't give you a heads up? A two week notice?"

"I'm just lucky they let me pack all of my stuff before I had to leave." You continued to look down at the ground, not seeing the way Kyojurou's face contorted ever so slightly.

He didn't get mad often, but whoever your old roommates are were now on his shit list

"Well that's a shitty thing to do," he stated bluntly, causing you to sputter and blink dumbly at him.

It's been almost a year since you've met the blonde, and in all that time you never once heard him say a single bad word.

"Did you just curse??"

He pretended not to hear, pulling out his own phone to see the time as you mulled over the fact that this sweet ray of sunshine just called someone shitty.

Expression neutralizing as he schemed, he turned back to you. "You don't have to stay in a fast food place for the night."

"Huh?? Are you suggesting I sleep in a box?"

The man smiled, resting a reassuring hand on top of your shoulder, frustration forgotten for now. "You can stay with me!"

"What now?"

Chuckling, he passed the umbrella off to you to hold, beginning to slip his arms out of the jacket he wore. "You can stay with me for the time being until you get back on your feet! Well, us. If you wanted to of course! Sanemi just moved out, so we're looking for a new one regardless."

Baffled at the sudden offer, you started to shake your head, forming the words to decline him. It was too big of a favor, how could you accept that?

He was one step ahead of you, as he always is.

"Before you say anything, no, it would not be any trouble, you're a joy to have around! We can settle the nitty gritty later, let's just get you out of the cold."

"Wait, Kyojurou," you were silenced by a heavy warmth that suddenly engulfed your upper body, including your sight. Moving the fabric from your eyes, you realized it was his jacket.

His once dry clothes was slowly becoming just as soaked as you were as he took back the umbrella, insistently keeping it solely above you.

The gentle way he smiled in combination with the light post that shined behind his head had you convinced he was your guardian angel in disguise.

You hesitantly pulled the jacket closer to your body, not being able to deny how relieving the warmth felt. "But, won't you be cold?"

"My insides are practically pocket heaters, it takes a lot for me to be cold. A little wind and rain won't do anything to me, I promise! Now come on, before you get sick," he insisted as he grabbed your bag, throwing them over his shoulder.

"Little" was an understatement, but you didn't have the energy to argue. It was the middle of the night and you could feel your eyes starting to droop.

Grabbing your luggage to role behind, you let the other wrap his free arm around your form, hand resting on your arm. "Thank you, truly I don't know where to start showing how grateful I am. I owe you big time."

"Never refer to me as Rengoku-san again and I'll call it even!"

A wobbly smile tugged at your lips as you leaned into his side, letting him guide you down the route to his apartment. "You have a deal then, Kyojurou."

The weather broadcasters warned everyone about heavy snowfall, but you couldn’t help but think they could’ve prepared everyone a bit more as you stared out your window and could only see the shadow of snow.

Thank the gods above it was winter break or they’d have to cancel classes, which would just be tuition money flushed down the shitter.

Your train of thought was interrupted by a knock at the door of the bedroom you were in, which was odd because the door was open.

Low and behold, it was your sweetheart of a boyfriend, holding two mugs and using his foot to knock. “I brought hot coco!”

"You don't have to knock, this is your room you dork."

"Our room technically, my dear." He responded smoothly, shutting the door with his foot behind him as he made his way to you.

"Careful not to spill it," he winked, laughing slightly as he handed you your mug.

"Just for that I should," you scoffed playfully, sticking your tongue out at him as you took the drink. The smile on his face was nothing but adoring, finding you to be adorable. You had to look away to dismiss the butterflies that swarmed in your tummy. “Looks like we’re snowed in for a bit. The snow is above the windows.”

Kyojurou hummed in agreement. “I still don’t understand how tiny snowflakes can become so damaging so fast!”

“You’re funny,” you chuckled, taking a sip of the hot beverage. Kyojurou always made the best hot chocolate.

“... UME! I’m glad I can be amusing!” You couldn't hold down the snort at the realization that he wasn't joking, swallowing and shaking your head. You granted him mercy and switched the subject.

“What are the others up to?”

Kyojurou leaned against the sill next to you, shoulder bumping yours affectionately. “Tengen is in the living room playing video games with his girlfriends, Mitsuri is watching a movie in her room and Obanai is watching with her. I think she's also painting his nails from the conversation I overheard while passing by."

“I see.”

The both of you were leaning against the window sill, basking in the comfortable silence. It wasn't common in an apartment full of unique roommates.

Even now you both could hear the loud victory cheer of Suma as Tengen groaned in defeat.

Taking another sip of your drink, you hummed, lifting your head to face Kyojurou. You were going to say something, but that was forgotten as you covered your mouth with your fingers as to not laugh suddenly.

"Hm? Is something wrong?" Your poor oblivious lover had a whipped cream mustache. He tilted his head at you - not unlike an owl - seemingly confused to your sudden shift in expression. You swallowed your laughter down as you placed your drink onto the sill, stepping closer to the blonde.

"No, nothing's wrong. You just have a little something rigghtt..." you reached out to grip his chin gently, swiping your thumb across his top lip to collect the whipped cream. "-there, all gone!"

A pretty, bright red color spread across Kyojurou’s face, wide eyes blinking owlishly at you with his mouth slightly agape. Laughing quietly at his reaction, you licked the cream off your thumb, patting the side of his cheek teasingly.

"You'll catch flies, hun." A click of teeth could be heard as he closed his mouth.

"RIGHT!" He stopped himself to clear his throat, turning to face the window as his usual smile reappeared, though a bit wobbly. "Thank you!"

All you did was hum, a slight mischievous smirk settling onto your face. You were set to happily go back to your drink when you shivered, the chill of the room finally reaching you through your clothes.

Kyojurou caught it from the corner of his eye, turning back to you. “Are you cold?”

You waved him off, shaking your head. It wasn't an uncommon occurrence, you'll just get another sweatshirt.

“I’ll be ok. The hot coco will warm me up in- WOAH!” That plan was thrown out the window when he suddenly scooped you up into his broad arms, smiling determinedly.

"You're not allowed to just continue on being cold, not if I can help it!" The firey man plopped you down onto your shared bed, quickly gathering the collection of fluffy blankets you have accumulated over time.

In the blink of an eye, you were neatly swaddled in said blankets and being held gently to your boyfriend's warm chest. He settled underneath the main blanket, wrapping his strong arms around your body.

“Is that better?” He beamed at you, looking oh so proud of himself.

What did you do to deserve him?

"Much," you all but groaned, snuggling your face into the warmth of his chest. It was like cuddling a big warm marshmallow. “I still can’t understand how you’re so warm.”

“I’m a living-breathing heater, my dear. I’ve explained this before, I’m sure of it.”

You snorted, leaning into his hand as he began to run his fingers through your hair. “I’m not complaining, you’re good to keep around for whenever my hands freeze.”

“I wouldn’t mind one bit," his voice came out softly, planting a warm kiss to onto your forehead. This in turn caused you to melt even further into him, burying your face into his shirt.

Kyojurou laughed with amusement as he turned on the television, looking for something for the two of you to watch for the rest of the evening. You eventually peaked your head out to look at him, wrapping your arms around his middle.

“Hey, Kyojurou?”

“Yes?”

All of his attention was on you. Even in these small moments he looks at you as though you're the most precious human being in the world. And to him, you were.

You hummed, placing a kiss onto his chin. “I’m happy I spilled my drink all over you.”

The small peck had similar effects from the whipped cream incident earlier, though he seemed to snap out of it quicker this time. He smiled brighter, cupping your cheek with his large, warm hand.

“That's an odd way of saying I love you."

This made you pause, the 'L-word' not being used between the two of you yet. “Wait, what?"

He gave you no time to question further as he placed a kiss onto your lips in return, his other hand finding the small of your back to pull you closer.

The initial shock of being kissed faded quickly, your arms finding their way around his neck as you pulled yourself closer. The kiss was short and sweet, yet the passion that Kyojurou lived by was always present.

The kiss came to a pause with you laying on top of his chest, remote forgotten and blankets wrapped around you as you steadied your breathing.

Kyojurou's eyes crinkled slightly with his smile, brushing the back of his hand across your cheek.

"I love you too."

[the-firebird69]

We took several shattered home last night and their hours and we cleared them and pulled all the devices out and it was insanity this person was responsible for each device two time pull them all out nothing went off and cleared it several of them Brazil no you say no. The two in Russia yes tons of people tried doing stuff to him but they couldn't reach the wall and.... The most huge 500 Miles roughly.

Those two will be up and running in just a few more hours

That's good still in broiled yeager is still coming out.

In China the Gobi desert is now clear and we are not deleted to go there and the penalty of death satanists

Shortly too Thunderdome in Brazil will be clear they're huge and they're connected to this place that's why I want to see lake open in order to put up a fight and show it has to be done you're actually in broil and half empty but servino is working tirelessly to refill them and give us some New York or something kramer he says big tom is in town

There's only several other large ones one in Africa two in Brazil when in China if one of the golf the Atlantic is to the Pacific has to the medium sized one in Europe a decent size one of Norway Denmark Sweden actually under the whole place it's now in broiled since mention it actually they're moving before in the ocean they're gigantic the medium size one in New Zealand here one in the Mediterranean which is big.

After the shattered on my fall shortly probably within the hour the two in Brazil will fall possibly shortly or tonight before the nightfall, hey indicates Dan state of mind if he goes after nobody ever survives out there

The one in China's being prepped the evacuated it may fall tonight

The two in the Pacific are pretty sturdy when the golf is engaged the next few days will fall if all goes well the tuna Atlantic are engaged the southernmost is going to fall tonight therefore we need all the bunkers in

I'm ordering it now

Thor Freya

The golf is a piece of work it's going to be a pain in the ass but he's right in Brazil falls it may fall as well as well as the two here and three here small ones it might go that way we get support from them I also get support from the Pacific though

We work on that now it's a tremendous amount of work we're in there doing it we must as these fall and we inhabit to grow and power immensely it should take less time after tonight

Uriel and Goddess Wife

Will commit what necessary resources we have to Uriel and God's wife I'm requesting that you send me what you need now and send me an update when you think of what you need even if it's one item

Zues me too Hera

This is great she's dating something remember to see us to tell him not really though they move on it right away we're going to help too if you need stuff ask me if I can't get it I'll ask them

Thor Freya

I see the procedure I'm moving out on the southern one and organizing everybody down there Malaysia Philippines as well

Uriel and Goddess Wife

Removing in the northern one and we're arranging to have Japan help as well he's going to help in the southern one as well too they're very adept at it and passed and knowledgeable and skilled we need to do this now I understand the threat is too great

Apollo and Goddess Wife

We're getting ready and we're going to fight this is what we like to do no we got really good at it so I'm going to get it done

Posiden and Goddess Wife

Neptune and Goddess Wife me Uriel and Goddess Wife lol haha ok Aquaman and Goddess Wife

Ok lol he's tired needs rest and food

Oklol

We work now

The fleet is almost gone we hear that it's about 75% out now it's like 95% out the other fleets are inaccessible now everybody is turning to the cities and the Black ships will raise the cities the black chips and Galactus one by one they're leaving in the Midwest by tonight we should have most of the cities out and he says we have a lot of shattered on clear so we should concentrate on those if the cities are are secure but we should also use the fastest methods and we probably have studies and Thor Freya have those and we should study them each quickly and agree on which method to use although the fastest is what I think depending on circumstances which would really have to be out of school and we agree we're going to go ahead and do that

Olympus

All are safe he's talking about design loads

Thor Freya