#we're 99% sure the kitchen shevles are scrap wood taken from the trash. they're 85% holes and 15% splinters | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

vox-off · 1 year ago

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our apartment is quite expensive for its size and general quality and a good ⅓ of the price tag is because we have a Nest thermostat installed - not by choice, it came with the apartment. supposed to be a smart thermostat that saves us money on our electric bill

it's the stupidest thing in this got dam apartment and i'm including the cat who forgets about the window three seconds after she runs into it face first

it will only turn the heat on if it thinks there's people in the apartment, right? makes sense. apparently how it judges this is motion sensor

the SINGULAR motion detector is in the fucking DINING ROOM. every morning for the past two weeks we have woken up to a 55 degree apartment because us THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING MOTI0N DETECTOR IN THE WHOLE APARTMENT and the heat shuts off an hour after we go to bed

smart thermostat my ASS

#voxbox #and by 'quality' i mean this place is a dump with a veneer on it #there's holes in the floor under the carpet. there's ends of pipes sticking up from the floor under the carpet #we're 99% sure the kitchen shevles are scrap wood taken from the trash. they're 85% holes and 15% splinters #someone's prescription card was stuck to one of them and they just spray painted over it #y'know those little 'describe the state of move in so you can pretend you'll get your security deposit back' sheets they give you?#we ran out of room. it took two additional pieces of printer paper fron-and-back to describe everything already wrong when we moved in #and they only gave us three days to fill it out! we were still finding shit a month later!#wanna move out so baaaaaad

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