#we'll fuckin see how shit pans out tho
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nereb-and-dungalef · 2 days ago
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man i log onto tumblr and it looks like y'all are fucking speechless right now... tbf most of the americans are probably sleeping but. hm. yeah this is happening i guesssssss
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zumpietoo · 10 months ago
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Umm....PP's "dating" CB cuz he looks like Cole, cosplays Cole for her and bagged on Cole, cuz she's still stuck on Cole! Oh AND....to power couple. Plus I thought she was keeping it all teh seekrit now?
Meanwhile is "lush bootay" the nu "fat ass"?
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When he then proceeded to cease posting tiktoks and they didn't interact publicly (still ongoing)?
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This is actually quite accurate----and Mark's progressively pretentious/irrelevant (and was panned in his other Netflix project), soooo....nooo....
And yeah, what's the last thing Peepster didn't need to suck a peen/clit to buy her way on? And she IS still the one whimpering about $$$, no?
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Cuz PP can only see what Cole posts and nothing else public on teh interwebs?
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Is she? Again, everything's been her paying $$$, except her purse party....which was while everybody else was at couture shows (and a big fat flopity flop, for a D-level brand).
It's like saying peeps in the lower/even mid tiers on Amway make lots of $$$....noooo....
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Errmm.....that would be singular and I don't think Mark remotely owns that spot any longer.
It's a theatrical with a worldwide release and an actually acclaimed scriptwriter.....buuuutt....
You seriously think KATHY'S fugly, but PP's "beautiful" (let alone "talented", cuz that train left the station yearsssss ago)??? OML. Heelarious....the reason (as we'll see much later) y'all were so upset by her that Halloween is cuz she's smokin' hawt.
Seriously, Kathryn's exquisite!
Meanwhile....ummm.....while there's nothing wrong with that Cole respected the strike, was able to take ninety billion vacations (something PP can't afford, cuz she took ONE, for $$$, and it was 2 days).....Cole also was at VogueWorld and literally every fuckin' couture show everywhere. While PP scabbed and did a purse parteee.
I do love how stupid/unable to math y'all are....
Oh yes and blind AF....
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OML, Silly iz sooooo pressed! Umm....and, no her "Lancel deal" most assuredly isn't. It's a lower tiered brand that barely turns anyyyy sort of profit. And she hasn't done much for it. Love how Silly then pursues her other ultimate insult "you're a Poor!!!!"---while fully outing her ignorance on everything.
Dude, we all know you're cracker trash, just like PP is rustbelt trash....it's precisely why you're that ignorant about the fucking Hamptons/couture/etc....
Tho, TBF, don't see PP as "homeless in a year", but I do question her ability to keep up with her mortgage payments moving forward....
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Oohhh.....SIIIIICCCKKKKK follow up burnnnn!!! Maybe not (and actually, yes there ARE cases, just ask Mrs. Stephen Colbert), buuuutt.....
A) Cole will be
B) PP can sure forget about it!
C) Now what was that about "low IQs" as you lie/pull shit out of your ass, again, Silly/janASS?
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Do you now? Is that why you're endlessly on her pages, hassling her/sending hate? That's the biggest lie I've seen. Again, unlikely.....but PP has guaranteed herself a never ever visit...
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Once again, nooo.....you really didn't pay attention at math on any level, did you?
I couldn't find my previous post, so I'll just go ahead and redebunk:
PP started out with $0, Cole started out with $8mil
Cole made $60K per Plaiderdale ep, PP made $30K
PP did Hustlers for scale, Cole did FFA for a percentage of the gross
PP made no $$$ for Don't Look for Birth Control, Cole made at least scale for Moonshot.
I'll even be nice and pretend they made the same on their modelling/spokes peeps/photography stuff (no, but we can just pretend).
PP either took a bath/worked for scale on Horn and Hardart, Cole probably took a percentage (again) for LF....
So, in the end?
PP made (and has likely fully spent and thensome, cuz she's stated she makes mortgage payments on her house) $4mil off Plaiderdale (before taxes, agent percentages, etc and maybe $1mil off everything else (seriously, none of that shit paid remotely well.
Cole? Started with $8mil, made $8mil off Plaiderdale, made probably $10mil, maybe $20mil from FFA, we'll give him another $1mil (to keep it evens) for all HIS other shit...
Soooo....PP? Made $5 mil over 8 years, of which there probably is very little left.
Cole? Made conservatively $20mil in those 8 years and likely did keep most of it. PLUS already had $8mil.
So yeah, again, you lose, Silly/janASS....Cole's worth at least 6 times what PP's worth and that's being really generous!
I will grant you, tho, PP does have moar $$$ than KokeJ, probably MM, obviously FB, etc...
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Cole worked with A listers (still) before he was fully potty trained, dude....and we aren't remotely "mad". YOU'RE "just mad" that PP has to suck dicks/clits to buy her way onto projects, hasn't seen a real payday since Plaiderdale folded and has never, EVER led a successful theatrical.
And remains relegated to bad streaming....
And yeah, PP working with Mark WAS nothing....
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A) Cult
B) He has even less $$$ than she does. So he needed her to suck some D.
C) Confirms she made no $$$ on this
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Umm....nooo???? In fact, not even close. Cole and Dylan were producing as teens. So were any number of other peeps, cuz not remotely a new thing.
Plus, again, she "produces" super shitty low-budget schlock.....it's not remotely anything. And she "produces" cuz she has to buy her way on.
Please learn what these things are and how they work, mmmkayyy?
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