#we'll be back to meowmeows soon

[raven-sng]

Spicy gfs

[breelandwalker]

WE HAVE THE HALSIN ROMANCE DIALOGUE, THIS IS IS NOT A DRILL. Holy shit, the rizz on this man, I'm FLUSTERED. I'd like to shake the scriptwriter's hand please. Soon as I've got some bone back in my legs....

RIGHT. Vampire Boyfriend. Still Exists. FOCUS.

(astarion sweetie we just had the most adorable moment today, we fully kissed while covered in other people's blood, i am BEGGING you do not screw this up for me)

.....YOU SAW THIS COMING!? Okay, somebody's been throwing Insight checks without me, fair play to you.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "DO YOU ONLY WANT TO DO THIS BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T IN A WHILE"?????

My heart.... 😭

My dear sweet murderous little meowmeow, I promise I'm coming straight back to you in the morning. And you're getting supper TWICE.

Arright, Bear Daddy, I've only been waiting for this since Act 1 and now I'm all butterflies and I can't focus on a GOTDAMN THING, so Long Rest it is.

-We'll Be Right Back-

.........i need a cigarette. 🥵

Annnnnd apparently now my tiefling has two boyfriends. I am ALL kinds of okay with this.

Lol at Halsin being like "yeah maybe don't talk too much about last night just now, I might drag you off into the bushes again." Psh, don't threaten me with a good time! (The fucking forehead kiss, I canNOT. Why is he perfect. 😭💜)

....Oh right, there's a murderous cult and a Netherbrain and a vampire lord and stuff to deal with. So I guess the sandwiches will have to wait. But when we get back....I'm getting out the bingo card.

Tfw you're nearing the end of Act II in your BG3 run and you realize you've fallen into the exact trap you said you were going to avoid FROM THE BEGINNING.

The devs knew exactly what they were doing, didn't they.