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[raven-sng]

Spicy gfs

[tinsrandomstuff]

Current WIPs, that will be posted once they are finished:

SVSSS:

- Calamity Shen Jiu. 15k

SJ dies in the Lingxi caves saving LQG, and ends up at Mount Tonglu. Will be LiuJiu after a while. Surprisingly soft vibes but with a lot of murder

- Empress Shen Jiu. 70k

Also LiuJiu eventually. SJ was brought up from the dungeons by a post Bingge vs Bingmei LBH who demands his own kind shizun. It does not end well - for LBH. Dark, painful and full of murder and torture. Putting my meowmeow through hell. My darkest work so far, but will have a happy-ish ending.

- Peak Lord Therapy. 115k

The Systems Self-Saving option sent SQQ back to the time he transmigrated, instead of saving his life where he was at (Maigu Ridge.). The System powers off, for reasons, and SY!SQQ suddenly recovers his memories of his lives, plural, as SJ!SQQ. He does his best to deter all the problems of the last lives he did this, as well as finding a therapist that he can trust in this damn Xianxia-setting. Sorta a fix-it. Will be a polycule with LQG, YQY, MQF plus some metamours. Eventually. The fic is at well over a 100k and there is barely a single kiss, so this one will take for-fucking-ever before I post, I fear.

-Qing Jing goes AWOL 2.

Yes, I have started! Barely... Some ideas are finally making their way forward so I can start working on a few scenes, at least. Will contain several confrontations and likely a look at how Cang Qiong is doing these days. Set almost 20 years from the time they made their escape. Not certain whether it will stay no-romance or not, it could go either way.

-SQQ runs away!

Head Disciple SJ has to admit to his shizun that all his training in strategy can only lead him to one conclusion: his presence here will tear the Qing generation apart. It already does. So he thanks his shizun for the opportunity, hands back his uniforms, and leaves to roam as a rogue cultivator for a while. Might settle in a place after a while, I have some vague ideas there, and about this persistent lil girl that demands SJ be her teacher or something. We'll see what becomes of this, this one is mostly just vibes so far.

- SY Beast Peak disciple. 30k

SY got transmigrated into a random kid on their way to the initiate trials. He ends up on, duh, the Beast Peak, and also fucks up the backstories of the Qing-generation beyond redemption - in good ways (at least for preventing PIDW happening). Will likely end up in some sort of polycule, not sure. Haven't gotten that far yet.

MDZS:

- Angry Purple Grape. 15k

Snapshots of life from right after the Sunshot Campaign and until after the Guanyin temple. Endgame Xicheng. Sorta dystopian vibes, if that makes any sense to anyone but myself.

- Break up get back together. 60k

Xicheng secretly became lovers just before the war ended. A year or so after that, an exhausted Xichen manages to say something that makes Wanyin believe he was just broken up with, and then the universe conspire to keep Xichen from realising this for far too long. Shenanigans in finding their way back together ensues. May contain corrupt Lan Elders and power-hungry Jins. Nie Mingjue lives! ....may even turn into mingxicheng at this point, who knows. Not me, that's for sure

-Lan Xichen runs away. 15k LXC does not get better in seclusion, so he ups and leaves, wandering around until he comes across someone he knows. XiCheng

- Sect Leader Yanli.

What if Jiang Wanyin died during the torture after he was caught leading that Wen-patrol away from his brother? What if the Yu decides to back her claim to the Lotus throne? What if Jiang Wanyin is not quite as gone as one would think? Might end up with a Calamity JC, who knows

Yes I adore the feral hissy cats, why do you ask?

Original works:

-The trouble with teachers. 90k

A bunch if tired teachers gets portaled into a magical world in place of the "chosen ones", aka a group of teenagers from their school. The teachers soon realises that the truth of being "chosen" is far from as glamorous as one could think.

- Another one?

A reclusive necromancer keeps getting unwanted children and the scapegoats of the nearby villages dumped on her dark, dreary castle's doorstep.

- Gods of the universe. 50k

Ye average spoonie in her 30s wakes up in a foreign world, in a foreign body, beside the lover of said body, and has to figure out what the heck just happened, while trying to not make things harder for the grieving lover than she has to. Unsure if this will be finished, needs a major rewrite as it got really bogged down.

[breelandwalker]

WE HAVE THE HALSIN ROMANCE DIALOGUE, THIS IS IS NOT A DRILL. Holy shit, the rizz on this man, I'm FLUSTERED. I'd like to shake the scriptwriter's hand please. Soon as I've got some bone back in my legs....

RIGHT. Vampire Boyfriend. Still Exists. FOCUS.

(astarion sweetie we just had the most adorable moment today, we fully kissed while covered in other people's blood, i am BEGGING you do not screw this up for me)

.....YOU SAW THIS COMING!? Okay, somebody's been throwing Insight checks without me, fair play to you.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "DO YOU ONLY WANT TO DO THIS BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T IN A WHILE"?????

My heart.... 😭

My dear sweet murderous little meowmeow, I promise I'm coming straight back to you in the morning. And you're getting supper TWICE.

Arright, Bear Daddy, I've only been waiting for this since Act 1 and now I'm all butterflies and I can't focus on a GOTDAMN THING, so Long Rest it is.

-We'll Be Right Back-

.........i need a cigarette. 🥵

Annnnnd apparently now my tiefling has two boyfriends. I am ALL kinds of okay with this.

Lol at Halsin being like "yeah maybe don't talk too much about last night just now, I might drag you off into the bushes again." Psh, don't threaten me with a good time! (The fucking forehead kiss, I canNOT. Why is he perfect. 😭💜)

....Oh right, there's a murderous cult and a Netherbrain and a vampire lord and stuff to deal with. So I guess the sandwiches will have to wait. But when we get back....I'm getting out the bingo card.

Tfw you're nearing the end of Act II in your BG3 run and you realize you've fallen into the exact trap you said you were going to avoid FROM THE BEGINNING.

The devs knew exactly what they were doing, didn't they.