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imperatorrrrr · 3 months ago

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Pick an Olympic team sport you and Mike Matheson have to compete in together. How does it go? ❤

okay, so this is between I think mixed doubles tennis and fencing, but I think I'm going to go with mixed doubles tennis.

And honestly, given his shot and size, and given my delusions of grandeur and my prowess when I was pre-teen/early teenager, we'd probably make a good run of it.

Some upsets against some favorites.

We wouldn't end up medaling, but we'd shock the world with our dominance and end up on some morning breakfast talk show.

He is Canadian and I am not, so dunno which country we would compete for? I could probably get away with competing for India through some circumnavigation, but I doubt my best friend, Michael Matheson, has any South Asian ancestry, though you never know! He did go to Boston College, but I don't think that automatically means he has any like ties to the States.

A conundrum we will face together just like our tennis matches.

Also, pls picture, Michael Matheson, 6'2 and me, T, 4'11 and 3/4.

#Text #devilssacrament #Ask #Question #look do I know if theres like a mixed two person thing in fencing NO I DON'T #did I recently learn that you have to have long limbs to be good at fencing YES AND IT WAS HEARTBREAKING #so we're doing mixed doubles in tennis because like matching cute tennis outfits and the tall and small of it all #and also I would have been a decent tennis player IF MY HIGH SCHOOL DIDN'T DISBAN THE TENNIS TEAM #god I just had a rancid thought #we'd probably kick ass at golf #tbt when I was on the golf team and was very good but because of misogyny couldn't actually do any tournaments #what about like I dunno archery I was also surprisingly good at that #tho I don't think my best friend Michael Matheson would be good at it for some reason

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