#we'd be pals

[digitizedworld]

You're gonna fucking tell me that in the Dethklok universe, no one, NO ONE, wants to fuck Murderface!? I'm a lesbian and I would fucking give it a shot! I'd make him feel so fucking good! I'd make him take a shower first and brush his fucking teeth, but yeah, I'm fucking down I don't give a shit.

You can't sit there either and tell me there aren't monster fuckers in that universe that don't want to jump his bones. I call BULLSHIT.

#letmurderfacefuck2024

[asanjou]

ryuki is top of my rewatch list i think because i watched it at a time where everything in my life was very stressful (end of semester/moving flat) so I don't think I remember a lot of it as well as I would like to... plus it's one of those shows where id rather remember it as is than through how it's talked about so rewatches are necessary

[13eyond13]

People hate on Light for many many (mostly valid) reasons, but you can't deny that he's so incredibly organized and so determined to handle most things by himself that being his admin or his receptionist or his assistant would probably be a dream

[thedreadvampy]

wait no sorry one last quick immature bitch moment

the more I find out about how this person has behaved in both this relationship and a bunch of other relationships, the funnier it is how much they like to set themselves up as a like. authority on ethical nonmonogamy and consent and conflict management.

when like. they constantly sexually assault people to prove a point, pressure their partners into shit, got into enm by cheating on 3 people concurrently, and literally every time a problem in their orbit is brought up it gets explained away without anything actually changing, or they cry about how hard it is until everyone says OH NO IT'S FINE DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

you know. very "call yourself a Community Organizer even though you're not on speaking terms with your roommates" energies.

[bisexualrapline]

wishing for the 1000th time that bangtan and i were besties so joon and i could share a late night cig after an evening of drinks and snacks and laughs with pals :( don't text

[forgivenfolly]

i hate being the guy who thinks zenos will be in dt because i constantly overestimate squeenix's ability to leave coherent breadcrumbs and i can never trust my own judgment after yotsuyu but i simply think his death didn't serve the narrative so i'm allowed to be this way. and most importantly i think it'd be funny if he was our friend

[the-acid-pear]

actually does anyone know how far into dialtown chapter 3 i am? bc i keep getting like Worried bc i dont want to finish it TOO fast but at the same time im like "what if im just a quarter into the route and im a fucking idiot?"

[way2gosuperrstarr]

quick doodle inspired by ao3 user loyal_backstabber's fic "Late Night To Early Morning" as a minor mood lifter (im fine now)

idk if they have a tumblr account i dont think they do which is kinda sad :( /lh

funnily enough mc's minor described appearance is pretty similar to my own (short dyed hair, but theyre described as blue)

inspired by i think about chapter 56-57?

nottttt really my best but its just a fast doodle :) i didnt use any reference for mc's outfit i just did it off the top of my head so it isnt the actual canon outfit in the fic 😭🙏

[in-the-glow-of-a-silmaril]

I could be friends with Medusa. Easily. No eye contact no problem, plus I am a delight. She'd tell all her gorgon friends about me.

[sciass]

“How depressing is it to go to a themed pop-up cafe by yourself. On a scale from 1 to 10.”

[theparadoxmachine]

Tbh I would happily enter a lavender marriage with Bertie Wooster. He and Jeeves could do their thing, Jeeves could run the home like he wants, I wouldn't interfere at all. He'd have all his relatives and Madeleine Bassett off his case and likely receive less scrutiny. I'd show up to the occasional social outing and put on a performance and cover for him if anyone gets suspicious. I wouldn't even need to hide how eccentric I am because of course Bertie Wooster would marry someone as weird as he is. And I'd...have a nice place to live? Travel occasionally? Write? Just come to breakfast, give the boys a little smooch on the cheek and go about my business. Digging up dinosaur bones, a happy and content ND ace married to a rich sweetheart and his ingenious valet/lover

[residentrookie]

Hi!!! 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

HELLO ARIK!!!!

okay i really deliberated over this one. but this song sounds like a frolic in a field of clovers to me?? if a little angsty and existential?

[maggotwithanf]

red fucking alert guys someone's flirting with my longtime crush by sending him editions of gay wwi poetry. i can't compete

[beauzos]

i will tell y’all it is wack as shit being friends with people who only have interest in hating stuff because trust me, it eventually turns into them seeing all of their friends as merely court jesters or annoyances that they put up with out of obligation because they have no interest, nor even a physical capability of seeing other people as human beings. you’re either Smart and Right Every Single Time, or you’re stupid and deserve whatever bullying and mistreatment comes your way because you’re Wrong.

and they wonder why they can’t keep their fucking friends LMAO

[chainsawworld]

I am dead certain that play will always be the best form of regular exercise, like I get that the PE department probably has to do more than just make kids exercise but I'm just saying the department wouldn't constantly be complaining about kids not bringing kit, just sitting off to the side or hiding in the changing room if they'd let us play like gangie or ollie ollie octopus or something instead of making us learn the specifics and proper strategy for actual competitive basketball and run laps and berating us when we struggle

[tempestswing]

Internalized transphobia sucks because I really wish I could use the label "lesbian" but I feel like an intruder when I do, like, even though I'm definitely kind of ace and my attraction to girls is mostly just romantic, and even though every time I have had sex it's been because someone else wanted it and I was just comfortable going along with it - I still feel like a wolf in sheep's clothing sometimes, because there's just so much discussion about "predatory trans people" in the UK media circles and social media that isn't Tumblr. I've definitely fumbled more than one date on account of being too scared to ask girls to kiss because what if they think I'm being predatory.

Me when I’m trans and gay