#we thought your 'morgoth's best girl' tramp stamp was ironic lord halbrand
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one of the things that charms me about the rings of power is that nobody bothers to carry out a quick background check on the guy they're trying to crown king before they literally go to war. do employers not ask for references in middle earth. this résumé is just a scrap of paper that says 'i am definitely not sauron' on it.
#we thought your 'morgoth's best girl' tramp stamp was ironic lord halbrand#when you said your skills were deceiving and arts n crafts we thought you meant you had an etsy store or something.
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