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troglobite · 1 year ago

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if all the children playing online tera raids in pokemon sv could learn fucking typing matchups that would be GREAT

ETA: anyway i immediately ate my words by just having my kingambit obliterated by this basculegion in this other tera raid.

double ETA: in the very next raid every single pokemon except mine fainted repeatedly again and can i just--YOUR POKEMON HAS TO BE AT LEAST LEVEL 90 TO STAND A CHANCE IN 5 AND 6 STAR RAIDS!!!! PLEASE!!!! part of the reason i DO so many raids is not just to kill time until an aipom raid pops up (PLEASE!!!) but also bc i get SO MANY XP CANDIES FROM THEM. and how do you think i have so many level 100 pokemon for my raids? also the bottlecaps!!! i hypertrain those bitches!!!

#oh i know what i'll bring to a grafaiai raid!!!#A LOKIX A MEOWSCARADA AND A FUCKING SLOWKING #ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!#we lost bc each of the three of them fainted no fewer than three times each #meanwhile i was the only one doing decent damage with my kingambit like fuck's sake #also don't tell me i could've cheered to heal them #they were gETTING ONESHOTTED SO I COULDNT' DO ANYTHING #they were also cheering to heal themselves and then IMMEDIATELY fainting like fuck's sake #also do i actually expect children to be experts no #but the way you can tell when you're playing with children and when you're playing with adults is so clear #the adults tend to all choose the same ridiculous legendary pokemon w great typing match ups #and i do meager damage next to them despite having hypertrained ALL my level 100 pokemon for tera raids #and the children will just grab whatever is cool or whatever works against the tera type AND NOT THE POKEMON'S ACTUAL TYPING #just bc this grafaiai was a dark tera type DOES NOT MEAN YOU SHOULD BRING A SLOWKING THAT TERRASTALIZES INTO GRASS TYPE!!! THE FUCK!!!!

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