#we ended up wrestling on his couch yelling out phrases from that succulent chinese meal guy's arrest
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boyfriend and I were talking about taking aikido or judo lessons coz there's a martial arts school near his place, and he was like, what if we pay for the class and we suck and everyone hates us so we quit and lose our money
and i said, then i guess we suck and everyone hates us and we lose our money! we would've just lost it some other way and not found out we're bad at martial arts
#we ended up wrestling on his couch yelling out phrases from that succulent chinese meal guy's arrest#'i see you know your judo well' 'are you waiting to receive my limp penis? how dare you!'#that arrest happened in brisbane in the valley#the chinese restaurant still exists but it moved to milton#blogshit
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