#we dont have hallmark in australia but i hear that's the channel all the cheesy movies are on
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Meet Me Under the Mistletoe is complete and awaiting beta-reading! It is by far the cheesiest thing I have ever written, but you know what? Who cares, we love cheese in this house!
Teeny tiny excerpt under the cut.
“Hey, this is actually kinda neat.” She turned the bottle over in her hand, admiring the hefty weight of it. This thing would be basically indestructible—and when you were training with a bunch of weapon-wielding women, that was very important.
“Check the inscription,” a voice hissed from behind her. Lute turned around; Bambi stood there with her arms crossed and a devilish grin on her face. Tiny, engraved letters caught Lute’s eye towards the bottom of the bottle as she inspected it once more.
Thirsty for the First D.
Her cheeks flushed gold almost immediately, and she clutched the inscribed side of her bottle to her chest. There was no fucking way she could even look at Adam if he caught wind of what it said.
#meet me under the mistletoe#guitarspear#guardrock#guitarspear christmas fic#hazbin hotel fanfic#hazbin hotel christmas fic#think hallmark christmas movie but make it guitarspear#we dont have hallmark in australia but i hear that's the channel all the cheesy movies are on#do you like cheese?#yes i do my favourite's gouda#please tell me someone gets that reference#because that movie was everything to me as a teen and it devastates me to know people have no idea it exists#anyway big thanks to the anon that inspired this fic#and also to the anon who inspired the 'thirsty for the first d' drink bottle#you both are honestly the reason this fic exists#oh god sorry for the rambling i think i'm more exhausted than i thought#i really should sleep#i didn't mean to tell a whole story via tags!
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