#we can somehow make this polygamist in a way that's kinky instead of mormon

[liesmyth]

I want the Bella Carlisle AU because I need to see Charlie reacting to Bella dumping two guys interested in her for the mysterious town bicycle of a doctor (the dad of one boy) who shes been having an affair with and wants to immediately marry

It would have been an immensely better story... especially with the way Edward is lowkey, like. Sort of. Into Carlisle? They give off more mentor/mentee vibes than parental. I feel like Edward holds him in such high regards that he'd let Carlisle cuck him if Bella was into that. u could say he's the alpha male of the pack vampire clan.

Also small town gossip would go INSANE