#wdym you've never been shocked Sam???

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The third craziest run I've ever had was when I was seven and running with my mom and we saw a stampede of bison on the mountain range above us, and on that same run some guy complimented my mom's gun that she carried while running in case of mountain lions.

The second craziest run I've ever been on was one day at night I thought I was getting chased by zombies but nope the growls were not from my phone and actually turned out to be from a coyote pack hunting cows.

The craziest run I've ever been on was that I was running a new route when lo and behold two calves broke out of the fence and ran across the road in front of me to the field across the street, so being the sympathetic good farmer that I am with lots of livestock who've also broken out a lot, I told the farmer who I knew of but didn't know personally, and he somehow convinced me to help get them back in, but then in the middle of herding these two calves I have a zombie chase go off, and rather than turn the app off or let myself get caught like a normal person, I just sprint away the second the calves are back in and leave that guy scratching his head and I about died of embarassment a quarter mile later when I realized he knew nothing about my app and to his knowledge I just ran away from him the second the cows were back in but before he secured the fence. I have not been able to run that way again.