#watermelon makes me gag im sorry if you like that you're wrong

[big-urchin-energy]

sometimes i'll be reading a fic that is good and then they mention a character using coconut shampoo and it takes everything in me not to stop reading. one time it was watermelon and cucumber and i am sorry i would read all the armpit licking and crotch sniffing in the world before accepting that anyone would enjoy their partner smelling like watermelon and cucumber