#was forced into learning as a flatlander!!! he's so uncool in every way and that's why he's great!!!!!
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bill cipher is the character ever. he swears in cartoon sound effects. he has beef with a baby. he didn't know what colors were until he was like at least 27. he's the most powerful being to ever visit earth. he only exists in dreams. he's an alcoholic. he's a victorian. he almost certainly worked retail. he doesn't know about his own gender. he also doesn't care about his own gender. he's depressed. he likes silly straws. he knows everything. he's stupid as shit. he thinks that normal is just a setting on a washing machine. he's touchy about his sides being uneven. he's a flatland oc. he's owned by disney. he responds to "willy." he thinks in all caps. he has a reddit account
#i always think it's really funny when people rewatch gravity falls and are like 'oh bill is uh. kinda stupid' like yeah!!!!!!!!!#that's why he rocks so much!!!! he's just a pathetic little man with a manipulative streak and godlike powers banking on the sales skills h#was forced into learning as a flatlander!!! he's so uncool in every way and that's why he's great!!!!!#his whole plan is just 'manipulate people a bunch so i can throw the sickest rager with my pals because i'm a repressed victorian'#which is DELIGHTFUL! it makes him one of the most funny characters ever#also i purposefully put 'touchy about his sides being uneven' next to 'flatland oc' for a reason#another url i considered was irregularbillcipher so. that's my highly specific hc of the day
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