#want to avoid whatever you're marketing like the fucking plague on a pavlovian level like i still see audis and just go NOPE not even
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Just saw a post quoting that HBO douchebag on how they're trying to figure out if it makes sense to renew for s3 based on bullshit metrics.
How about you crunch the data on how many people dropped their Max or Binge subscriptions the same day s2 finished fucking airing.
#cause there were two just within my biological family circle#more in my discord#pretty sure we're not statistical outliers#i asked my parents if they'd care if i cancelled Binge after they'd watched ep8 and their response was literally 'well that's the only thin#on there worth watching and using the AppleTV app for it was an outright fucking nightmare so no'#these fuckers and their bullshit metrics that measure NOTHING USEFUL like you still don't even understand streaming from a data#point of view and until you actually do there's no point referencing it like this it's not an effectible thing like you still don't even#understand how to advertise on streaming in a way that doesn't instantly make everyone hate whatever you're advertising because#even though it's been around for YEARS now you still haven't clocked that showing the same three ads in an eternal loop annoys people to th#point of having it function as reverse-marketing#like the fact that getting the same LITERAL SECOND FOR SECOND ad every time i open the goddamn platform for MONTHS at a time makes me#want to avoid whatever you're marketing like the fucking plague on a pavlovian level like i still see audis and just go NOPE not even#if you offered me a free one it would just make me too mad#ofmd
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