#wait if Yata's the rich one does this mean Homra is like a bunch of rich heirs too XD

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Do you know the part from Star Wars 6 where Jabba keeps Leia on a leash? A scene where Saru goes on an undercover mission being the one on a leash and the rest of the clan and Homes being on the side trying to rescue Yata who wakes up to see Saru in a sexy outfit 😎👌 but angry seeing bruises on his neck.

Fushimi in a sexy bikini on a leash, you're speaking my language anon *^* Maybe Fushimi needs to go undercover at like a strip club that's being used as a cover for some illegal Strain activities. Like imagine there's this dangerous Strain that Scepter 4 has been trying to capture, the guy has like this whole illegal gang thing going on involving drug running and even some yakuza ties. The Strain is a rich businessman and it's difficult for even the Rabbits to do anything about him due to his general power and influence, they need to find a way to actually catch him at doing something illegal and then Scepter 4 will be able to use their authority to make an arrest. The Strain has fairly benign powers that can still cause chaos, like say he can make a perfect copy of something after seeing it and has been using that to put into circulation counterfeit currency. He's also been using the power to sell drugs that were copied from the original supply in order to make the operation self-sustaining, however the copied drugs are actually stronger and more lethal than the normal ones.

Scepter 4 has been gathering intel on this guy for a while, even working in tandem with Homra since the Strain's lately been encroaching on their territory. They manage to discover that the guy runs like this exotic dance club and that he has a preference for gorgeous male dancers. Naturally the easiest way to infiltrate would be for someone to apply to work at the club but it's a dangerous job because being caught could mean death. The Strain is also known for even drugging his dancers and not letting them leave the club so this needs to be done by someone who can handle themselves without backup. The club itself has extremely high level security, and naturally there's only one member of the Blues who can both handle himself and be trusted to take down even the most complicated computerized security system. Fushimi is very not pleased about having to go undercover as an exotic dancer but he's the best person for the job, he clicks his tongue and mutters that he expects a raise for this.

Meanwhile Homra's planning their own infiltration, say a few of the Homra guys have managed to get exclusive invites to the club and the plan is to pretend to be customers and stake the place out, then plan their next move from there. Yata is part of the team sent in, Kusanagi's concerned about Yata's ability to handle an undercover mission but he needs someone strong there in case things go south and both Kusanagi himself and Kamamoto, the next most obvious choice, are too noticeable to blend in easily. Yata takes off his beanie and dresses up a bit and he's a lot harder to notice, he just has to rein in his temper and try not freak out being surrounded by sexy dancers – so of course when the Homra guys get to the club Yata is immediately freaked out by the sexy dancers and almost blows the whole thing, Chitose and Dewa are with him and tell him to chill. Yata does his best but maybe he's accidentally caught by one of the gang members, like say while they're trying to be all nonchalant in the club Yata thinks he sees someone who looks kinda familiar going into the back room. Yata excuses himself to go look but when he sneaks through the door he doesn't see anyone, suddenly he's hit in the back of the head by something heavy and goes down immediately.

When Yata wakes up he's tied up and the Strain gang leader is waiting for him, as it turns out they originally thought he was just trespassing but then when they went to move Yata's unconscious body someone noticed his Homra tattoo. The Strain wonders how many other Homra members are in his club tonight, indicating that he's going to find them and have them captured as well. Yata would be angry about this but he's barely even been paying attention to this whole evil villain speech because sitting there on a plush pillow right next to the Strain is Fushimi, wearing nothing but a metal bikini and with a collar and chain around his neck. Yata can feel the color rising in his face and he starts to say Fushimi's name when Fushimi shoots him this poisonous glare, Yata sputters and the Strain glances over at Fushimi. He tugs Fushimi a bit closer by the neck and asks if Yata's attracted to his newest favorite, calling Fushimi 'Subaru' and saying that his new pet is indeed a lovely specimen. The Strain pulls Fushimi into a kiss and Yata's basically ready to knock the guy's head off except he's still tied up and Fushimi is glaring at him over the Strain's head.

There's a knock on the door and the Strain says that must be his men with Yata's companions, the door opens and a few guys walk in dragging Chitose and Dewa. The Strain grins and starts gloating, saying that he's even defeated Homra now and talking about how successful his drug ring is and how much money he's made. He considers using some of his drugs on the Homra guys, pulling out a suitcase and showing all the illegal drugs stowed inside. That's when all of a sudden the guys who dragged Chitose and Dewa in throw off their disguises and it's Akiyama and Benzai, Chitose and Dewa suddenly get up too showing that they aren't actually tied up at all. As it turns out when Yata spotted Fushimi he had just turned off the security system and now that the Strain has admitted to his illegal deeds it's time to take him down. The Strain calls for his guards and a whole big fight scene ensues, a bunch of the 'customers' turn out to be Scepter 4 members and they start fighting the Strain's men.

The Strain tries to get up and make a run for it, dragging Fushimi by the neck and Yata's desperately trying to get free to help him. Yata manages to wriggle into the Strain's way, knocking him down momentarily and the Strain curses, pulling out a gun and aiming it at Yata. Suddenly Fushimi's there, holding the chain between his own hands and he wraps it around the Strain's neck, saying he's been wanting to do this for days as he starts to choke the Strain with his own chain. The Strain struggles and eventually sags, unconscious, and Fushimi makes sure to give the body a good kick as he lets the guy fall to the ground. Yata's immediately there asking if Fushimi's okay and Fushimi snorts as he says it takes more than scum like this to do anything to him, digging through the Strain's pockets for the keys to his collar. He gets the collar off and then moves to untie Yata, which is when they both suddenly realize once again that Fushimi is mostly naked. Yata starts stuttering and looking away again all 't-that outfit is--' and Fushimi clicks his tongue and is like stop being a virgin, Yata's all what the hell I was trying to say that you look good in it and now suddenly Fushimi's face is red too (while the two of them are busy being disaster gays Akiyama slyly picks up the collar and leash for...evidence reasons, yeah and anyway no sense in letting a perfectly good leash go to waste).

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Post-ROK Sarumi dating AU where Yata saves this famous, rich guy from a Strain ordeal, so now that guy has a huge crush on him, and Yata doesn't really notice, and is too dense to realize what all the gifts and compliments from the guy really mean; cut to Fushimi, who of course, hates the guy now but can't really say anything because Yata's managed to befriend him.

Poor Fushimi, he's totally jealous but then at the same time probably worried that Misaki will like this guy better than him because why would Yata ever choose Fushimi over some rich handsome famous guy. Post-ROK there's still a bunch of Strain trouble and one day while he's just skateboarding around the city Yata spots this photoshoot getting attacked by a Strain. Immediately Yata bursts into action, taking down the Strain and probably looking all cool and heroic. He's pretty proud of himself for doing it all on his own, especially since they're in Homra territory and he can't wait to tell Kusanagi how he cleared out some more troublemakers. That's when this guy walks up to him and starts thanking Yata for saving him, Yata's all 'huh?' because he didn't even realize there were people here. Turns out the photo shoot was for a prestigious fashion magazine and this guy is one of Japan's leading male models, he's super rich and well known (except by Yata, who takes the guy's number since the guy is so insistent and it's only after he gets back to the bar and mentions the name of the guy he saved that half the Homra alphabet are like do you know who that is OMG).

So now Yata has a new friend and he thinks it's kinda weird how much that guy wants to hang out with him – not that the model's a bad guy, Yata's surprised that they get along pretty well and they've been chatting online and he seems pretty cool. He keeps sending Yata these expensive gifts though, like Yata comes home one day and there's this new expensive skateboard in front of his door. Yata feels bad that he can't repay his new friend but the guy tells him don't worry, this is just how he conveys his gratitude. Yata's all okay cool and his new skateboard is pretty amazing (he paints a Homra logo on there immediately though), he's skating around the city again when he runs into Fushimi. Fushimi notices the new board and Yata's like yeah isn't it cool my new friend got it for me. Fushimi raises an eyebrow and Yata gets this big grin as he brags about saving a famous model from Strains, Fushimi scowls in return and Yata figures Fushimi must be totally jealous of his heroics (Yata is right on only part of that assumption).

The guy keeps sending Yata stuff after this and suggesting they hang out, Yata's fine with that but he has to keep an eye on his schedule because sometimes he's meeting Fushimi too. When Fushimi finds out about this he gets pretty sharp about it, Yata doesn't understand why Fushimi seems so pissed off that he has a new friend – they talked about this after all, it's okay for Yata to have other friends and Fushimi is still his best friend. Fushimi looks at Yata like you can't really be this dense right and Yata's all what the hell does that mean, Fushimi clicks his tongue and mutters that it's nothing. Fushimi of course has already figured out that this guy must have a crush on Misaki and he doesn't like it but he can't say anything either, like if he badmouths the guy Yata just thinks he's being his old self who wanted Misaki just to be his friend, and if he says the guy has a crush on Yata Fushimi's afraid that Yata might decide his likes this guy too. (Then maybe one day the guy runs into them when Fushimi and Yata are out, the guy keeps trying to be all touchy feely with Yata and Fushimi keeps being cold to him and telling him to go away. The guy's like 'who are you anyway you don't get to speak for Yata' and Fushimi just blurts out 'Misaki is mine' before he can even stop himself.)

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Victorian-ish au where Saru is a poor streetrat, who ran away from his shitty conartist/trick thief parents, and where Yata is from an upper class wealthy family. Their paths somehow cross and they develop a relationship

Say Niki is like this petty thief and con artist who hangs out onstreet corners and tries to trick rich people into giving him money.He does a pretty good job, since even though he’s an asshole he’s asmart asshole, but he still lives in relative squalor because hespends all his money on drinking and gambling. Kisa’s not muchbetter, whatever Niki doesn’t spend on drink she spends on buyingsuper expensive dresses and accessories so that she can sneak intorich people parties and pretend to be one of the elite. Neither oneis home much and so neither one cares that their son Saruhiko isliving in this filthy run down apartment in the worst slum of thetown, trying to scrape out a living when there’s barely any food inthe pantry and he has to stockpile knives to defend himself in casesome of the gangs that roam the slums try to shake him down. Maybewhen he was little one of the gangs did break in and they beatFushimi up, breaking a couple bones and leaving him in this sadgasping heap in the corner. He lay there for hours waiting forsomeone to come back before forcing himself to his feet and settinghis bones all by himself, which was when Fushimi realized that therewas no point in relying on others in this world, no one’s going totake care of him so he has to learn to take care of himself.

So Fushimi’s doing his best trying to survive all on his own when oneday Niki comes home dead drunk and starts getting violent with him tothe point that Fushimi legitimately starts to fear for his life. Hedraws a knife on Niki, stabbing him and leaving him lying in a poolof his own blood. Fushimi immediately freaks out, he’s not sorry thathe might have killed Niki but he doesn’t want to be thrown into jailor given over to a workhouse or anything so he makes a run for it. Heends up living on the streets with nowhere to go, not even a roofover his head and starts trying to find ways to make money so that hecan at least get something to eat. Finally he has to resort to justoutright pickpocketing, his first target is that fancy looking shortred-haired kid he can see waiting for his parents outside a candyshop. Fushimi throws a knife to distract him and then tries to snatchthe kid’s coin purse, he’s surprised when the idiot proceeds tofollow him into the alley as he’s making his escape, yellingat Fushimi to stop and give back his money. They get into a bit of abrawl and Fushimi actually manages to get some good hits in, he’ssurprised by how scrappy this rich kid turns out to be. In the endFushimi’s too weak from lack of food to hold his own and he figuresthe kid’s going to just call the constable and that’ll be the end ofit. Instead the kid stops fighting and just looks down at him withthis concerned expression before leaving his money behind and runningoff, Fushimi hears the kid telling his mom that he dropped his coinpurse somewhere and is totally confused because he has no idea whatjust happened.

Then a few years later Fushimi’s been honing his thievery, he decidesto take a page from Kisa’s book and steals himself some nicerclothes, trying to get himself hired out as a servant or personaltutor or something to a wealthy family so that he can rob them blindand then finally get out of this town. He ends up hearing that theprestigious Yata family is looking for a tutor for their eldest sonand Fushimi figures this should work fine, he’s a smart kid and he’sspent a lot of time stealing and dumpster diving for books, teachinghimself anything he can that he figures will help him get out of thisshitty place. Things don’t go quite as planned though because LadyYata insists on interviewing all the tutor candidates and besidesbeing so young Fushimi is also terrible at giving interviews becausehe keeps slouching and mumbling and doesn’t like meeting otherpeople’s eyes. He’s ready for her to dismiss him when the family’soldest son himself, Yata Misaki, comes walking in and takes one lookat Fushimi before asking his mom if this guy can be his new tutor.Fushimi looks up, confused, and finds himself staring into the faceof the kid who gave him the money all those years ago.

From there the two of them start to develop something like anunderstanding, Fushimi’s on alert at first because he assumes Yata’sgoing to try to blackmail him into doing humiliating things bythreatening to tell Lord and Lady Yata about how Fushimi’s actuallyjust this petty thief street rat. He’s completely blindsided to findout that Yata’s been worried about him all this time, when they firstmet Yata was surprised to have someone who actually fought backagainst him rather than immediately being all full of flattery andfake smiles because he’s the son of a rich family and they have to benice to him. As it turns out Yata’s actually only the son of thefamily by marriage, his mother was from a good family but her firsthusband died and she married into the Yatas. As such Yata himselfalways feels like an outsider, he’s technically the eldest son buteveryone treats his younger brother Minoru as the true heir ofthe family. Most of the people in the manor house will treat Yatawith nothing but respect and praise to his face and then badmouth himbehind his back and he hates it, hates all these fake trappings ofbeing rich and powerful and he’d much rather be free to do what hewants the way Fushimi is.

Fushimi meanwhile thinks Yata’s totally naïve and doesn’t realizehow good he has it, but as he tutors Yata he also starts to realizethat he and Yata aren’t so different either, both haunted by theghosts of their families in different ways. Plus it becomesincreasingly clear that Yata really cares about Fushimi’s wellbeing in a way no one ever has, like one day Fushimi comes to tutorhim clearly suffering from illness and Yata immediately makes him sitdown and calls for some soup and just starts fussing over him. Whenhis stepdad sees what’s going on he orders Fushimi to go home beforehe infects the whole family and Yata smuggles Fushimi into his roominstead, knowing that he’ll be in trouble if his stepdad finds outbut refusing to send Fushimi back out on the streets when he’s ill.(But then maybe it happens that Fushimi’s actually in debt to somestreet gang or other and he needs to rob Yata’s place or they’ll killhim and he’s all torn because he knows that if he wants to survive heshould just rob Yata’s place and go but he keeps finding himselfmaking excuses to stay and see Misaki more even though every day hestays he’s putting himself in more danger.)