#waif lo'ak

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Dreamer Spider: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Exile Grace: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Scatter Norm: Drunk.

Exile Jake: Wasted.

Waif Lo'ak: Dead.

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Dreamer Spider: How’s practice going?

Waif Lo'ak: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

Dreamer Spider: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.

Waif Lo'ak: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.

Dreamer Spider: Don’t tell me how to live my life.

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Exile Kiri: What's the signal when something goes wrong?

Dreamer Spider: We yell, 'oh shit.'

Waif Lo'ak: ...That'll work.

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Waif Lo'ak: I have an idea. Dreamer Spider: A good idea? Waif Lo'ak: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

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Dreamer Spider: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Waif Lo'ak: Literally or figuratively?

Dreamer Spider: I have to specify?

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Dreamer Spider: You want some leftovers?

Waif Lo'ak: What are those?

Dreamer Spider: You've never had leftovers before?

Waif Lo'ak: No, ‘cause I’m not a quitter.

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Waif Lo'ak: You’re alive.

Dreamer Spider: No need to sound so disappointed.

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Dreamer Spider: If there’s one thing I learned from Waif Lo'ak, it’s to set people’s expectations real low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

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Dreamer Spider: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.

Waif Lo'ak: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

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Watcher Mo'at: Continuing down the hallway of your mind, what do you see? Waif Lo'ak, mandatory meditation: That someone needs to clean it up! Watcher Mo'at: Okay, apart from that...

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Waif Lo'ak: I type how I think. Dreamer Spider: Odd that you type at all then.

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Dreamer Spider: Where are you going? Waif Lo'ak: Eywa's Hell, eventually.

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Dreamer Spider: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Waif Lo'ak: Killed without hesitation.

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Exile Jake: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.

Waif Lo'ak: I will politely decline.

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Waif lo'ak: *closes a cabinet*

*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*

Splinter Neytiri : What was that?

Waif Lo'ak: The sound of someone else's problem.

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Waif Lo'ak: If bees can be fish and boys can be girls, then why can't my dad love me?

Scatter Norm: I thought I was going to have to yell at you, but now I think I should hug you.