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rubythecrimsonwriter · 1 month ago

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Tailored: Danny has the Pit Rage too. His issues are 95% of the time dead already so no one cares about him potentially killing them because they're already dead. Jason's issues are alive and everyone has opinions on him changing that status.

Broke: Pit rage is because the Lazarus pits are made of corrupted ectoplasm, so Jason can be instantly cured by Danny’s good ectoplasm.

Woke: Pit rage is because of corrupted ectoplasm, but it can’t be instantly fixed. Jason needs both physical and psychological help to treat it, and it’ll be a constant effort for years of his life.

Bespoke: Pit rage is just part of being a ghost. Danny also has pit rage, he’s just better at dealing with it because he’s been dead for longer.

#jason meets danny and it is On Sight #knock down‚ drag out fight where BOTH of them are shooting to kill but they're both half dead and die on command anyway #the bats: O.O can we stop them?#valerie‚ chewing on a fry like a wheat stalk: probably not.#the bats: o.O #the bats: should we try?#valerie: they'll wear out. *building acquires a new skylight* Eventually.#valerie: i dont suppose you have ghost insurance here do you #the bats:#valerie: i know most insurances put in acts of god caveats and they have the powerset of one so the wusses wimped out. so‚ ghost insurance.#the bats: what do you mean THEY #valerie: well if your guy was fully human he'd be paste by now so he's definitely not #tim: i wish i was surprised.#all the other bats: 👀#bruce: explain.#tim: i trained with SHIVA and Hood beat me to a paste after breaking into one of the most secure buildings in the world‚#knocking out every meta I worked with in the Titans that were in the tower stealthily enough I didn't initially realize‚#and successfully broke out again after tripping and silencing every alarm the place ever had installed.#valerie: yeah. can't keep em out. can't keep em in. there's only two things in the world that can contain them for longer than a few minutes #valerie: and it only extends the containment to a few days at best #valerie *looking at her watch*: *whistles* PHANTOM WE HAVE PLACES TO BE WRAP IT UP BEFORE YOU GET SOUPED.

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