#uzi's lovely wives

[em0puppy]

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Here’s that J doooddleee I’m never drawing her again

[evanostic]

are we allies or enemies?

[serial-designation-vee]

Why did you start dating all your wives? Like what grew you to love each of them?

"I've known J almost since I powered on at the manor. I looked up to her and next to that admiration was a growing feeling of love. It took me forever to confess, but I couldn't be happier now. She's the first person I ever loved, and she cares so much for me. I don't think I could have made it this far without her."

"Lizzy was the first worker drone that wasn't scared of me. She saw me. I started loving her at prom, despite what I said. She chose me, a hot-oiled monster, over her best friend..."

"Being honest? It took me WAYYY too long to realize I even liked Uzi in a romantic way. I hated her at first, thought she was no better than an oil can or a vessel for Cyn. But... I started to see that she was like me... That hatred turned into a weird feeling of needing to protect her that I didn't recognize. Then the teasing turned into semi flirting..."

"And well... I kissed her.."

[aceofheartzzz]

My (death wish) opinions on ships pt. 1

⚠️THIS IS MY OPINION, PLEASE DO NOT ATTACK OR HARASS ME! RESPECT MINE AND I’LL RESPECT YOURS!⚠️

Okay now that the warnings placed I’ll get on with it.

Nuzi

I. Frickin’. Love. This. Ship.

These two are perfect for each other in every way and dear god they need therapy asap but it’s okay because they have each other and after episode 8 they’re both gonna be screwed but they’re so cute and I am so normal about them-

Vuzi

This ships nice. I like good ol’ doomed yuri/enemies to lovers, this ship has grown on me greatly tbh because of the potential comfort they could give each other in an aftermath au, I also love how they bicker and “Intermission” showed that beautifully.

envy

Okay I’m just gonna say it, I see them more as platonic friends than romantic. NOW BEFORE YOU COME AT ME WITH YOUR PITCHFORKS! I wanna say that while I don’t ship present envy, manor envy is plain adorable and I wouldn’t mind seeing more of it.

Vizzy

This is also one of my top ships, as they give off the most lesbian vibes I have ever seen and their relationship is hilarious and adorable. I wish we saw more and I hope we see more of their interactions because most of their interactions made me genuinely laugh.

VHad

Honestly, like envy I see them more a platonic, mainly because Thad gives me Aro/ace vibes and a friend and I headcannon that they have Mario cart nights and I will stand by it forever.

ThUzi

Similarly to V x Thad I see them as a platonic pair, though it is growing on me a little and I can see them as having a bit of a queer platonic relationship especially in an athermath au.

JUzi

I don’t really like this ship, it just doesn’t sit right with me. Good on you if you ship it though.

OilRose

Can some tell me how people got Oilrose as a ship name for J and V? Like I’m genuinely curious. Anyways, this is a classic and I’m okay with it, is nice but due to the lack of interactions between the two I don’t really ship it.

Khori

A solid ship, love it. It’s great for heart wrenching angst when you need it and I hope they get reunited because I want to see them talk to each other again.

PurpleMalice

Doomed/ toxic yuri. This ship grew on me after episode 6(I think) and when I listened to Curses by the crane wives I kinda just went “Whoa… this is so Nori x Alice singing together core.” So yeah :)

Yeva x Nori (idk the ship name)

Honestly I see them as siblings. They looked too similar to not be related in my opinion, might write some Yeva angst about Yeva dealing with Nori’s death since I headcannon Yeva died after Nori and took it upon herself to look after Uzi while she was grieving.

Gonna make a part 2 later

[em0puppy]

taps mic. hi chat i wanted to say a few things now that murder drones is over.

i absolutely LOVE this show. i got into it via my little brother showing it to me a few days before the pilot premiered and have been with it ever since, first as a little casual enjoyer, then dipping my toes in the fandom, and finally regaining a heavy hyperfixation and officially joining the fandom around december 2023 when it spiked in popularity and now i can't get my hands off it.

through murder drones ive met so many amazing people. my amazing boyfriend who's literally n and j irl (my wives), my qpp, some of my closest friends. i've bonded stronger with people i already knew irl through this silly little robot show, including my really cool cousin i rarely ever see.

through murder drones ive discovered more about myself. learned what fictionkins are and why ive always felt so strongly connected to uzi along with other characters - both from the show and other fandoms. discovered im semifictoromantic and thats why i almost always find myself a new fictional character to fall head over heels over in every new media i get into. also discovered what being a multishipper meant and why i wanted to ship skye x chase but also skye x marshall from paw patrol when i was nine. oh yeah and my art improved a bunch i guess /silly

and the show itself? the writing is extraordinary, animation outstanding, i love how this silly little indie show broke the norm of 3d animated series and scifi shows, even if at times it was hard to follow. it became my whole personality lmao. i love n and uzi and their characters and their relationship and how so gay they are. i love the character development and the animation and OH MY GOD EVERYTHING.

i dont think ill ever leave this show, even if i lose my hyperfixation - like how my hyperfixation on waca faded but i still definitely dabble in it (ffs i have a whole sideblog dedicated to just it) - its too precious to me and i love it so much. enzi is my everything this show is my everything. begging to god the merch never goes off sale i still need to buy n and uzi and mayhaps cyn :(((

so yeea. thank you murder drones. ugh whatever. bite me.

[inoshibi1]

-Mitsuri Kanroji X Reader-

⚠️warnings⚠️ None! Nothing but fluff here :D

Fandom: Demon slayer. Character: Mitsuri Kanroji (Other Hashiras mentioned)

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There were lots of things that you would do with your best friend, the Love Hashira of the Demon Slayer Corps.

One of them was watch the other Hashiras, typically while they were training.

You knew her story--how she wanted a man stronger than her to love and take care of her. You would help her explore her options depending on the day.

Some days, it sounds like this:

"Oh, but Uzi is so good looking! And look at how he moves--Ooh! I like that in a man."

"But he's already married," you pointed out with a laugh.

"Oh, that's right. Doesn't he have three wives?"

"I think he only has two."

"Meh. I wanna be the only girl in my man's life.”

Or this:

"But Tomika is so mysterious! Maybe i could bring him out of his shell a little bit."

You would laugh. "Ha! Yeah, right. I mean you're good, but that man is more than mysterious--"

"yeah, he's so fricking handsome!"

Or even this:

"But Iguro is so sweet! i love how he likes to come and talk to me sometimes, even though he gets really nervous quickly--I wonder why. He's so cute, too! Oh, his eyes are so pretty, and his pet snake likes me too!Isn't that the cutest thing ever? Did you know he made me these socks? That was so sweet! I wear them all the time!"

"…..I hope you wash them."

All in all, the time you spend with your best friend, all the time would spend with her talking with and observing the hashiras with her in your spare time, all the fantasizing you did with her, you knew one thing.

She would always have a special place in your heart.

[kaycode1999]

Hellooo! I'd like to request a matchup for Demon Slayer if that is alright! If your requests are closed, please just ignore or delete this! I understand you are probably busy so please take as long as you need for this!

Name and Pronouns: Nyx (They/She, but I don't mind being called by other pronouns)

Sexuality: Panromantic Demisexual with a preference for nerdy or himbo like men

Personality: Motherly, kinda shy, patient, nerdy, and quiet most of the time. I'm also an introvert with a slight stutter sometimes when overwhelmed, and can be easily tricked into trusting people or overworking myself to death

Looks: Short brunette hair with dark blue eyes and an abnormally large amount of freckles on my body and face. I'm also pretty short and chubby / plus sized.

Aesthetic: Either dark academia / dark librarian or gothic designs in pastel colors.

Hobbies: Writing, sorting things into categories, gaming, listening to music, and making slideshow games for my friends.

Extras: I'm a horror and romance writer as while as a mortician, I'm Autistic and have ADHD, I'm an insomniac, and I'm probably chronic ill to an extent.

Characters I'd like not to be chosen: None of the children (duh) or Sanemi (he scares me)

If you have any questions, please just message me and I'll answer as soon as I can! Hope you have a lovely day!

I match you with

Tengen Uzi

* I’m not sure if you’re uncomfortable with him having multiple wives but just go with me here*

We've seen how he is with his other wives so you already know he's a loving husband

He's just as fiercely protectively and loyal to you as the other three wives

I have a feeling you and Hinatsuru would get along quite well

Honestly he’s so boisterous you don’t really need to feel as nervous in social situations because all the focus is on him (he does this partly because he knows you get anxious so he tries to take the pressure off of you as much as possible)

As I said, he’s very protective so if he gets a feeling someone is trying to take advantage of you he has no problem putting them in their place ( if you want him to, if you don’t he’ll trust you to deal with it how you need to)

I feel like he doesn’t necessarily care about physical appearance, he cares about personality. Though that’s not to say he doesn’t enjoy it if you wear something “ flashy”

He’s huge, both height wise and muscular, so I get the feeling he would love to pick you up and carry you like it’s nothing (which to him it is)

He most definitely will get you to take breaks for your overall well being

He’d enjoy reading whatever you write

The biggest factor in choosing him was that I feel like he more so than the others isn’t really affected by horror or gore so he can also hear about your work without being squeamish (and wouldn’t mind helping you at work if you needed it or if it’s even possible)

He’s a demon slayer (retired) so he’s used to being up at night if you need someone there with you he’s there. Though he will do his research to try and help you with your insomnia and also consult Dr.s to see if there’s anything they can do for you

[hearts401]

you should do n for the 'send me a character' thing >:)

favorite thing about them

His toxic positivity and just overall how much his life sucked but even then he still cares about people but also hes willing to kill for those he loves WITHOUT QUESTION

favorite line

"It's not like ya killed anyone >w<" MY BROTHER IN CHRIST.

brOTP

nhad

OTP

NUZI NUZI NUZI

nOTP

w cyn. ew.

random headcanon

hes suprisingly stable. Physically, i mean. If you trip and fall on him he won't budge, he'll catch you just fine. This doesn't apply to any sort of slipper surface tho he slips all the time. He's as good on the ice as bambi

unpopular opinion

HES NOT A CINNAMON ROLL PLEASE I CANT HANDLE SUCH SHALLOW DESCRIPTIONS OF CHARACTERS ITS ALMOST AS BAD AS GIRLBOSS....

song i associate with them

Violent By Carolesdaghter and Take me to War by Crane wives but that ones SUPER headcanon-y id have to explain it to you.

favorite picture of them

just look at him dude

least fav under the cut bc spoilers DONT SPOIL URSELF

least favorite thing about them

The way hes all over the place he can go from beheading someone to being sweet with uzi to writing on the floor with his own blood (oil) and this is affectionate i just. he drives me insane

[f3ral-creatur3s]

i love watching two uzis getting reunited with their v wives it’s the funniest shit it’s so positive and fun and gay

[insert-rwby-reference]

Some that I have on my personal nuzi/biscuitbites playlist (with a nice healthy dose of angst and pining):

Fine by Lemon Demon (I associate this song with both of them- but N especially)

Still into you by Paramore

Arms Tonite by Mother Mother (based purely on a potential angsty episode 7 scenario I've been thoroughly rotating in my brain shdkslsjk)

Can I Call you Tonight by Dayglow

Pancakes for Dinner by Lizzy McAlpine (Uzi pining!!!)

The perfect pair and/or Glue Song by beabadoobee

Never Love an Anchor by The Crane Wives (for some more angst hehe)

Count on me by Bruno Mars (reminds me of N :) )

Till Forever Falls Apart by Ashe

I have more but idk how accurate they are sjdksljhsk... let me know if you need them I guess?

I want to make a Nuzi playlist and share it

Any recommendations??

(There is someone that did ask me to play a album bc it reminded them of Nuzi so I need to go do that lol)

[derangederensimp]

Uzui’s Fourth Wife, Part 4: Our Bond

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CW: Slight NFSW themes in the end. Does not involve Uzui, between Y/n and Riku.

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Opening your eyes the first thing you see is Uzi’s arm across your body. You tried to remove it as the last you saw him before you fell asleep his futon was across the room from yours so why was he here next to you with his arm on your body. “So, did Riku use to do this a lot?” He Asked. Arm coiling around the body pulling you in closer to his chest. Your mouth hung open hearing him ask “I -“ was all you could get out. “You kept mumbling his name in your sleep and then thanked him for always keeping you warm on cold nights. Don’t worry, I won’t tell your parents about this. I understand my absence allowed you to have wandering eyes. Would you like me to let go?” he asked.

Feeling your heart race as you wished so badly that you could just scream out at him and run away. You didn’t want this, you didn’t want him, and you especially did not want to be beside him right now. “Yes, I need to get up and do my chores” you said. His arm moved off of you as you made way for the door and quickly leaving. You felt guilty being in another man’s arms that weren't Riku’s, how cruel it was for you two to fall in love and not be together. You wished your father had told Tengen that it was too late, or that you already wed. But he hadn’t but he didn’t do it out of spite or to make you suffer, he was doing it for your family. You understood that well enough when the village started to talk highly of your family instead of gossiping about the inner workings of your parents' marriage.

The gossip didn’t just stop with your parents, they talked about your eldest brothers who wed and judged if they would be the same with their wives making it partly difficult for them to find wives to begin with since many of them didn’t believe that they should be equals in a marriage and only taking one wife instead of many but that was more common for men who weren’t Shinobis. While you did chores around the house your mind trailed along with the thought of what your life would be like if Riku and you were able to marry. You’d have a house on the outskirts of your village like your parents or maybe the outskirts of his village. It would need to be a place that would be able to house as many children that Riku and you would want.

He told you before he wished to have a big family one day and hopefully be able to retire from demon slaying to help raise the children so you wouldn’t be alone. You knew that he would be a wonder father even if he had to be away but he also didn’t like the idea of leaving you behind. He’d always hold your hand between his whenever he did talk about those things his eyes shining with what you realized now was love. You would talk the entire night if you could when he’d sneak into your quarters. Making it habit to fall asleep next to you and leaving before the sun raised. He so badly wanted to take you back to his village to meet his clan, to him you were a crown jewel. His family knew where he was when he hadn’t returned from a mission yet and longed to meet this women taking up their sons attention.

It pained you thinking you never got to meet them, you never got to see what his life was like. He didn’t like speaking often about his clan just his direct family members. You knew he had siblings, just sisters, no brothers. He mentioned he was the last son born of the direct line of the head of the clan so it was important to have children but he wasn’t crazy about the idea of settling down with just anyone. Looking back at it now you know he was talking about you being the one. A lot of the interactions now painfully obvious just how much he loved you. Why hadn’t you seen it before, maybe if it was earlier you could’ve been with him instead. He treated you like a queen. Always thinking of you one way or another.

Another instance of this was when he came back from a short mission. He had asked your father if he would be able to take you out to a neighboring village that was having a festival. Your father hesitating but allowing it since he was thankful that at least his daughter seemed in good spirits whenever Ruki was around. Your servants letting you know that Riku would be taking you out. Again you decided to wear one of the Kimonos he had brought for you. You felt bad that he was always getting you gifts but when he’d arrive back to visit you were empty handed. This time you were prepared and requested a black smith to make him a short blade with your and his clans crests embedded in it. Taking it out of your closet to slug the bag over your shoulder making your way towards the entrance of your home.

Your mother rolled her eyes seeing you carrying around the blade on your back feeling it was not lady like. Your father kissed your cheek before letting you leave. Riku looked at you puzzled wondering what you were carrying. “What do you have with you y/n?” he asked. Trying to grab it. Smacking his hand away lightly “it’s a surprise” you say with a smile on your face. He smirked and looked behind him to make sure your parents and servants were no longer in view before pulling you by the hip to be closer to him as you walked to the neighboring village. “So, a festival huh? Thank you for taking me out” you said, cheeks blushing.

“No need to thank me, the pleasure is all mine. I’m happy you were able to come along. I know how you don’t like how the village looks at us whenever we walk through yours so I figured bringing you somewhere else would be a nice change and I can freely be all over you” he said. A shiver running down your spin at his last sentence. Riku and you were only affectionate or intimate behind closed doors of your room behind your parents back. Reaching the festival he took your hand in his intertwining his fingers with yours. The village was lit up beautifully with lights of all different colors, laughter from children, and the delicious smell of food.

Sitting down on a bench to watch the fireworks you handed him the blade. His eyes lit up when he saw the crests of your family and his. Standing up he lifted you off your feet and hugged you, putting you down quickly and turning his face away. “This is amazing, when did you get this made? He said still not looking at you. Putting your thumb below his chin and moving his head to look at you, you smiled “don’t look away from me” you said. He could no longer resist his feelings for you, placing his hands on your cheeks and bringing you in for a passionate kiss. Placing your hands overtop of his as he pulled his face away. Both blushing and breathing heavily.

“There’s been demons spotted along the area, please get in doors” a man said, holding a lantern and a bell to get the village people's attention. Riku looked around and see if he felt or could smell demons nearby but the wind was picking up disrupting any scent that they’d be leaving. “I think we should stay here y/n, I’ll send word to your parents” Riku said, locking his fingers with yours as you walked to a place to stay. He tried to get two different rooms so your parents wouldn’t lose their minds but there was only one available. Your face still beet red from the kiss earlier. Your mind wandering, being glad that you’d be staying here and not risking running into Uzui if demon slayers would be in area. You had no idea where he was at anyways but the worst case would be running into him now.

Setting into the Inn you looked around the spacious room with only one futon to share. Heart racing at the thought of sleeping next to one another. “Don’t worry, I won’t be sleeping. I need to be awake incase a demon comes to the village” Riku said, standing behind you. “I’m not worried, I just, we’ve never shared a place like this before” you said. His hand touching your lower back and turning you around to look at him. “What do I make you nervous?” He asked with a growing smirk on his face as he touched your reddened cheeks with his other hand. Your heart racing, gulping trying to get words to come out but instead his lips connect with your once again.

This time the kiss being more heated as he kept backing you up to the wall and lifting you up, instinctively legs wrapping his waist. The way his hands traveled along your sides as you allowed his tongue entrance to your mouth. This was all very new to you as the furthest you’ve gotten to this point with Riku was kissing. You craved more each time but Riku would quickly put an end to it before anything further happened. This time being different with hunger in his eyes. “Is this ok” he said, pausing from kissing you. Nodding your head yes things only went further than that. Your hands exploring his body while you both melted into one another.

The night going on, you laying on your back we he hovered over your body. “You’re so beautiful y/n” Riku whispered in your ear. A smile on both your faces. He took his time preparing you as he wanted to continue professing his love to you. An act shared between two people in love is the way your parents had said when you got the talk about this very thing. You knew that this is what it was. Locking his fingers with yours, both of you trying to control your breathing between the kisses and everything else. Putting his forehead to yours and kissing it. The rest of the night the two of you cuddled and refused to let one another go. Falling asleep in his arms while he whispered sweet words into your ear.

“I wish I could just steal you away” Riku said aloud knowing you were sound asleep. Stroking your hair as he began to drift off to sleep. Once day broke his crow squaked jolting the both of you awake. Your father was furious that Riku had not brought you home. He didn’t understand why Riku couldn’t just slay the demons if that became a problem. Upon your return Riku held nothing back yelling at your father that what if a demon had gotten to you and killed you while he fought off the others. Then what would the outcome be, he was trying to keep you safe plain and simple. Your father let Riku escort you back to your quarters. “I have a mission in need to get to, I’ll be back soon. I promise” he said and kissing your forehead. “Please be safe” you said softly, pulling him into a hug squeezing him. “Oh one last thing” he said pulling out a box.

Inside was the most beautiful paints you had ever seen. You were so used to marking your own and wanted to get some from vendors but there were none around. “Where did you get this, thank you” you beamed. “Just along a mission, I always pick you up something. I have to, a motive to get back to you as quickly as I can” he said. You said your final goodbyes as you watched Riku make his leave. Your heart still racing from the night before. You never wanted to forget.

Your thoughts breaking away as you heard Uzui’s voice from the hallway “are you ready for todays outing?” He asked looking at you as you finished up sweeping. “Yes, what are we going to do?” You asked curiously. “Going into town” he said with a smile on his face.

Masterlist of other parts (1-3)

[serodev]

who'd be the horniest pillar? Like we know Uzi's probably horny but like other than him who'd you think'd be horny on a scale of 1-10

I know I'm supposed to be answering the matchup request I've gotten, but this is way too good for me to not answer this right away.

If I were to put the pillars in a list where number 1 is the horniest, and number 10 is the least horny, I would put them in the following list:

1 - Uzui 2 - Rengoku 3 - Shinobu 4 - Mitsuri 5 - Sanemi 6 - Obanai 7 - Giyuu 8 - Gyomei 9 - Muichiro

» As you said, Uzui's "probably" horny, and that's 100% correct. (Hey, this man has three wives, of course, he has to work hard to satisfy all of them!) On a scale of 1-10, he's 11.

» Rengoku comes right after Uzui for specific reasons, and one of them includes the fact that he has a breeding kink. I'm sorry, but it's canon, and I can't change that /j. But for real, he will keep going even when his stamina has run out. On a scale of 1-10, he's a solid 9.

» There's something about Shinobu that just screams "I'm a person with a moderate sex drive.", and I'm not sure if I've talked about this earlier or not, but she is a dom. It doesn't matter if you're a guy, a gal, or a pal because she will dom the hell out of you. On a scale of 1-10, she's 7,5.

» Mitsuri is a wholesome girl, and I love her to death, but I swear she's one of those people who will get horny just because she loves you so much. Her sex drive isn't the highest, but it isn't the lowest either. That's why on a scale of 1-10, she's a solid 7.

» Sanemi has a sex drive, but it doesn't come out too often because he doesn't pay attention to it. However, I would say that he's a person who gets horny (almost) whenever he's angry. Those two things

link together in him. On a scale of 1-10, he's 6.

» Obanai doesn't get horny too often because, like Sanemi, he doesn't pay attention to it. The only time he gets horny is when he has time to sit back and relax, but even then, he's usually done in a few minutes so that he can go to sleep. On a scale of 1-10, he's 5.

» Giyuu doesn't have time to be horny, and he doesn't like the feeling of being horny either. I wouldn't say that he's asexual because he will gladly have sex with his significant other, but most of the time, he just doesn't have time for it. On a scale of 1-10, he's around 4,5.

» I've talked about Gyomei with one of my friends, and there's something about him that just screams "I might be asexual". He would love to have children with you, but even then he'd preferably adopt someone than try to have a biological one. One of the reasons why his sex drive is so low is the fact that he's huge, and he doesn't want to hurt you by accident. On a scale of 1-10, he's 3 or 4.

» Muichiro is a kid, so it shouldn't be a surprise when I place him down in here. I know that 14-year-old boys are starting to get to that age where they're beginning to explore their sexuality, but Muichiro seems like a boy who doesn't pay attention to anything like that. On a scale of 1-10, he's certainly 2.

[serial-designation-vee]

Same anon reguarding your wives; I was much too unspecific in my wording, so my apologizes for that. My question is, more accurately, how did J, Lizzy, and Uzi manage to avoid animosity unnrelated to your realationship?

My second question is the specifics on you and Doll. We all know what happened. The question is how you overcame it. (Don't you dare you 'love conquers all' as an answer. You would never heard the end of it)

"Ah. I see what you mean. Lizzy and Uzi still don't like each other, but they are trying to get along for the sake of me. No idea what happened between J and Uzi, i think they kissed at some point? Maybe? No clue. As for J and Lizzy, they've never had a reason to hate each other,"

"I regret what I did. The times I held Doll while she cried about missing her parents hurts me every time I think about it. I don't think we've overcome it entirely, I can't help but wonder if a small part of her still wants vengeance for what I did..."

[dynamiteghost]

OH I LOVE MUSIC THANK YOU

gonna try to keep this within my Spotify liked songs

DOGMATICA - femtanyl

You’re an Ace, Kid - DEMONDICE

Never Love an Anchor - The Crane Wives

All Eyes on Me - OR3O

Mama’s Boy - Dominic Fike

I Bet on Losing Dogs - Mitski

Taking What’s Not Yours - TV Girl

End of Beginning - Djo

Ghost Buster - Vargskelethor

Hand Me My Shovel, I’m Going In - Will Wood and the Tapeworms

OVERTIME?! - boggio, Key After Key (it was between sneaking in my current hyperfixiation, or one of my favorite songs (Over & Over - Rio Romeo))

S.U.C.C.E.S.S. - Sløtface

The End - Lil Uzi Vert, BABYMETAL

i stayed within my liked songs!!

@j-snapdragon & anyone else who sees this can join :3

Spelling out my url with song titles! Tagged by the lovely @milfcutlawquane

Mambo by Helena Paparizou

We're All to Blame by Sum 41

One Million Voices by Thomas Bergersen

Let Me be Your Superhero by Smash Into Pieces

Flow by Smash Into Pieces

0 / Zero to Hero from Disney's Hercules

Everything They S4Y by Smash Into Pieces

Perfect Machine by Starset

Survive from Epic: The Cyclops Saga

Iridium by The SIDH

Last Night on Earth by Celldweller

Own Little World by Celldweller

Natural by Imagine Dragons

Tagging @queensqueercourt @egg-node @pangolin-404 @echoorigami @gaeasun and @stormyblue90 good luck!

[000inreality000]

PSA TO BLACK WOMEN:

Never put your life, reputation or career on the line for any man!

Porsha Williams, Yandy Smith, Nicki Minaj, JT are a few examples I can use of some recent women who have:

Porsha literally took the heat after it came out that her new fiancé was her coworkers and friend (which she lied about not being) husband. What she didn’t realize is that Simon, who is well known and African will never get the same backlash as she did simply because he is a Black Man, his status and Africans with money are known to have multiple women/wives. After calling out women who sleep and flirt with married men and denouncing those with the Jezebel spirit she became a hypocrite for the price of “love”. Sooner or later he will be adding a new wife to their partnership or completely get rid of her.

Yandy Smith got pepper sprayed, marched and advocated for prison reform all for the love of her husband Mendecees who was locked up for years, leaving her to take care of the kids she has with him as well as his own from previous relationships. She donned her ring (which never came with a wedding) for years in front of his previous baby mamas faces (which already should been a red flag) just for her to ask her husband on national TV if he would do the same for her if she was locked up, which he replied something of the sort: “I don’t think so..”

Nicki Minaj put her career on the line for some random turned husband Kenneth Petty. This one is hard because she is legendary and often gives great advice to younger girls. Yet, Im not delusional and I will never hold my tongue on wrongdoings of someone no matter how liked they are by the world/how big their fan base is. Nickis need for control and her over powering masculine energy led her to choosing some of the most feminine men (i.e. Safaree, Meek Mill). Nicki took the heat for her husband after fans found out that he is a registered sex offender. The victim who was raped even came out about harassment she received from the two (yes even Nicki). As a result of him registering as a sex offender, Nicki’s address also had to be shared, allegedly. Along with this his net worth is lower than hers! The video she just posted driving with him in the passenger is so cringe that I can’t even watch it. She’s too much of a self proclaimed boss bitch to have someone like that on her arm. I think everyone was rooting for her to be with someone with just as much influence and who had a bigger net worth than her. I thought the marriage was enough but sadly she took it even further by having a baby with him.

Lastly, JT. While she was locked up everyone, even I was rooting for her to be released to finally rejoin Yung Miami. Yet, after fans became angry with her after her old tweets became viral her getting into a relationship with Uzi made things worse. While she threw subs and argued (by herself) with his ex Brittany (who everyone knows is the ex that he will always go back to) Uzi stayed quiet for the most part. After Britt came out with text messages between them two confirming that he was still talking to Britt while being with JT, that is when Uzi came out and finally publicly claimed JT. On a show she bragged about having a good man, but on a live he could be seen controlling and disrespecting her. She is ultimately ruining her “brand” while Uzi’s will stay afloat because again he is a rapper and a Black man. The final straw was her getting a very noticeable tattoo of his name. Not very City Girl like.

[cracknoir]

headcanons: 

there were A LOT more members of The Gang back in the day. Most of them are dead. Kind of why so many of my characters are dead in canon, lbr this really is the Jimmy Show and the rest are just side-characters

little jake’s probably depressed, doesn’t realize

on the same note, jack has a lot of trouble sleeping

,jimmy liked fucking other peoples wives, if you asked him why he did this he’s tell you it was psychological warfare but really it was a power thing. also i said “liked” cos that would be pre zoe dying. when he comes back to new york, he sees sex as a waste of time, he has sex three times over the course of two years in the test-run novel thing i did. 

that said, as a part two to the above, when he came back to new york after a while he did actually get into a pretty healthy relationship, right up until he ended up killing her dad

this isn’t really a headcanon, more just me relaying the characters history bc i don’t think it’s actually on this blog, but alex served in iraq

bruce goes on 4chan

not really a headcanon but i was watching this youtube video were they read out reviews of strip clubs or something and one of them said something like “and the bartender always has her derelict boyfriend hanging around” and how fucking good is derelict for a descriptor of a person. im deffo gonna use that at some point and u should too. it would make me very happy

jack and little jake play fifa on ps4 regularly 

jack’s apartment is tiny, one bedroom, “spider”, his elusive room-mate, is meant to have the bedroom - hence why jack has a sofa-bed, but since Spider’s never around jack keeps all his clothes in there, in a big rumpled pile 

molly has a lot of fairy lights in her bedroom 

why have i never been interested in aus??? because everything is always canon forever. like, my marvel verse is just jimmy sometimes gets beat up by daredevil and that’s about the only difference

molly preferred weapon is an uzi, she also carries knuckle dusters

little jake bites his fingernails

jack regularly goes to the beach just to skim rocks. he also loves fishing but rarely gets a chance to do it. the americans don’t think twice about driving two hours but jack sure as hell does. he has tried fishing the hudson but it only served to depress him 

oliver was a cowboy before he turned into a skinwalker. he was lost to the madness in the mountains. i’ll probs flesh this out a bit further if i ever write that spooky cowboy thing i’ve been wanting to 

if u want jimmy to do something for u, money ain’t the way to get him to do it. he’ll usually ask for a favor

kayleigh’s killed a few people, but she never killed anyone before she moved to america, and she’s only ever done it in self defense/self preservation -- she has also killed to save the lives of members of the gang

satan can be killed, but a person couldn’t do it

jimmy will smoke meth don’t test him 

brad really fooled dmitri into thinking he was an ally. took him fucking years to gain his trust. rasputin saw straight through him and tried to choke him to death. 

jimmy’s default ringtone is sex noises, but he usually has his phone on vibrate 

mollys apartment is shitty on the outside but really nice inside. she’s never moved, but always put her money into doing up her apartment. 

im heavy regretting calling molly molly because she loves molly and it feels weird having american characters say ecstasy instead of molly so that the sentences dont read like molly loves molly. like i called her molly cos she loves molly. i fucked it.  

its been so fucking hot here the past couple days why am i melting 

buck has a boxing name but idk what it is. was thinking buck the bruiser but that’s kinda shit 

all my characters have a severe case of swamp ass 

bruce talks to himself a lot. 

bruce loves the cheesecake donuts from dunkin donuts. spends a lot of time down there with crooked cops 

been thinkin a lot about space lately and how big things are. been thinkin a lot about trees 

i have no idea how im gonna do it but i have a swamp monster character called flower and i really want to rp her but like it’s annoying cos i can see what she looks like and there’s nothing i could icon that would even come close. could maybe icon the swamp-thing tv series but like,,,, it ain’t right