#uuuuaaaahhhh!!!

[ceres-siren]

Me: Talking to Loki

???: Gives Justice and Sun Card

Me: WOAH WOAH WOAH—only APOLLO gives me those cards..are you Apollo?? Give me a card that will tell me who you are!

???: . . .Hanged man.

Me: ODIN?? Wait—*researches* UUUHHHH…I don’t think you’re Odin.. GIMME ANOTHER CARD!!

???: Devil.

Me: UUUUAAAAHHHH! OKAY—NEITHER LOKI OR APOLLO GIMME THAT SO ITS CLEARLY NOT ANY OF THEM.. *researches again*

Me: How many letters are in your name?..

???: 5.

Me: so not Odin—wait..are you—FUCK—I mean—that’s really cool! Uhhh.. I’ll pull major arcanes and the fifth one will tell me who you are!

???: Death.

Me: Oh fuck you’re Hades.

Hades: YESSSS! I WANNA BUILD A CONNECTION WITH YOUUUUU

Me: that is….VERY COOL! Kind of rude to just butt into my conversation with Loki but whatever—

Hades: <3

[yourewaytoocool]

seeing tamino live in a couple of weeks uuuuaaaahhhh !!!