#uuuUUUUUGH

[realpokemon]

What do I do with the 2479 marill I caught to get the yellow one? I can’t keep up with the feeding costs and the Pokémon Fan Club won’t stop calling the cops on me for, “Poor living conditions” and “Pokémon abuse”

STOP. BREEDING. FOR. SHINY. POKÉMON.

IT ENDS THE SAME WAY EVERY TIME! IT IS ALWAYS A FUCKING ENVIRONMENTAL CATASTROPHE and NO ONE LISTENS TO LITTLE OLD ME

[radiant-cowgirl]

and what if they visit gabe’s grave before the wedding? i know it’s “just a cement block in a field of cement blocks” but what if?

and also what if they have an outdoor wedding, something with plenty of foliage coverage for their vampiric friends…

perhaps…the campground?

hmmm???

[waterdeep-weavemoss]

oh i'm imagining the dinner and diatribes music video but with raphael and tav. i love that video. it's disgusting

and very much the house of hope

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

I haven't even had a chance to learn the East Scarp thoroughly, and I'm already Mateo's simp. Now I have to sit and choose who will be the next spouse in the future (*sigh* why are all the adventurers and mages from mods so hot???).

[operacontour]

I think I might have just sprained my ankle/foot

[cosmosinmycoffee]

I’m TIRED of being a service to others. I’m TIRED of people thinking they’re helping me by asking me to do XYZ.

I just want to go OUTSIDE and touch SALAMANDERS and look at FROGS

[wutheringmights]

wow i have not had writer's block this bad in ages

[captain-habit]

Went to go get Molly from boarding, was only gone maybe a half an hour, and come back to see that IN that maybe half hour, someone fucking SIDE SWIPED by dads new car and drove off.

It probably happened RIGHT before I got back too, because someone was lingering right by and when I pulled in front of the house in my car, they sped off.

Happy fucking Monday I guess.

[yueiyun]

I've been at work for 10 hours and have another two ahead of me. Remember me fondly, guys. This might be it for me.

[thecranekick]

i love william zabka i wish he was real

[swarple]

NO MY COPY GOT DELAYYED ITS NOW ARRIVING TOMORROWWWW

[sunsetdesire]

💜🫠

[ypipie]

sorry i keep changing my icon. until i draw my own or pay someone else to it will keep happening

[sailor-aviator]

I hate taking naps during heatwaves because I have to force myself to wake up at the end when my body is like “yo we aren’t done slow roasting yet to a minimum internal temp of 165 F”

[newtness532]

ha found a mistake but at this point it's too late to do anything about it

[ojacksonscohen]

i ordered one of those discounted ugly veg type boxes and it was supposed to be delivered today so i stayed home waiting for it but never showed up!!! and now i have to send EMAILS on my day off