#unless he slash i pay extra for quick shipping. i hope we'd do that. i assume our wife would be worth it. we DID marry her
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i think sometimes the ads i get emailed to me assume i'm like. a married straight man.
#maddie meows#god willing i will never be married#it's weird bc like. do i shop like a married straight guy... do i seem like i have a “her” for whom i should be buying gifts#gifts which would not apply to me bc of their gendered status...? Wife Gifts For My Heterosexual Wife?? i do not know#which like btw i'd sorta be bringing it down to the wire if i was this hypothetical married guy huh#sure hope those aren't the only gifts he'll (i'll...?) be getting his (m... my...?????) wife bc they might not get there in time.#unless he slash i pay extra for quick shipping. i hope we'd do that. i assume our wife would be worth it. we DID marry her#being called straight is one thing. being called married is another. but being called a BAD HUSBAND...? that i will not stand for#i thought these companies were supposed to know all my demographic information. WEAK
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