#unless Tony Stark is your bf

[valdangelodreams]

AU #4 the crossover

ok, so, I'll admit I spent the entire week consuming MCU fics, so this one came as no surprise.

-so, MCU x PJO obvs, I've seen some actually but...

-also soulmate au: in this one you get colores lines in your wrist for platonic, familial and romantic soulmates

-they only appear in that order, like, you gotta have your platonic bf you get your fam (that was important)

-starts with Shuri getting caught in a monster attack while visiting the us, or maybe the attack just crossed her path?

-Leo shows up after the monster, summoning tools and trying to catch the thing, Shuri decides to help with her own tools

-they come into contact and the silver line forms for both of them

-they discuss the demigod world, since Shuri can see the monster, and Leo introduces her to Festus

-Shuri, in turn, introduces her to the superhero world, turns out the mist doesn’t work on any of the mains in the MCU (magic exposure thing)

-Other than his romantic one, all of Leo’s soulmates are somewhere in the teams

-I figure Peter has a sibling bond with Shuri, so Leo cares abt him by proxy

-if you don't think tony stark would fall in love with festus, then Idk what to tell you

-i have no idea who Leo's family bond would be, so y'all can have fun with that one

-I didn't get to see the in between, but eventually Nico gets involved, somehow

-he also gets adopted into the group

-Valdangelo gets to be safe from monsters without having to go to camp (I have much to say abt this but that's not what this blog's abt, unless...)

that's all I really have, it was a kind of confusing dream.

[mediocre--writing]

The One Where Bucky’s Not Ready (Headcannon)

Bucky Barnes X Neutral!Teeange!Reader

(also kinda Reader X boyfriend)

Summary: You’re Bucky’s kid and one of the most mature, intelligent kids ever, but when you don’t come home after Winter Formal, Bucky flips out. (Based on season 1, episode 9 of Gilmore Girls)

Word Count: 1670

Warnings: Allusion to doing the dirty, but nothing mature

so, you’re like the best child known to man

like you have one of the best GPAs in your school

(and the state, lets be honest here)

you have never done anything wrong in your life, aside from like maybe yell at someone

(but it was 9th grade and they shouldn’t have been bullying the sweet, little, harmless, unwillingly outed gay boy in homeroom)

ANYWAY

it’s finally 11th grade and you get to go to the upperclassmen dances

like the winter formal and prom

fun times, dancing, music, and best of all, free food

you’re also going with your first boyfriend and you bought a new outfit that was a deep blue with a white mesh that sparkles like stars on the bottom

so you were excited to say the least

BUT

bucky has been dreading this day

he’s been dreading this day for a WHILE

because his little baby is growing up and they look beautiful but they’re going with a BOY

so you could say he’s a bit nervous

possibly a bit paranoid

no

completely and utterly horrified because HIS PRECIOUS LITTLE BABY and A BOY are driving THEMSELVES to a sparsely supervised high school dance

and he KNOWS what can happen at high school dances

oh yeah

he, too, was a kid once (hard to believe but true)

but he let you go

he did a bit of a background check on the sketchy looking boy but apparently he’s still just an ‘innocent little 17-year old boy’

he thinks that’s bull crap

and he asked tony to check but he just doesn’t think it’s right

so he had virtually no excuse to not let you go

he tried

“but what if he’s a bad driver?���

“are you sure he’s really that nice? he could be faking”

“but what if [insert ridiculous dad-type thing he’d say here]

it was endless

but when your date came to the door and your face lit up with a childish grin, bucky knew that he couldn’t hold you back anymore

you were growing up

it didn’t mean he would stop worrying

because it’s bucky and he’s never NOT worried once in his damn life

like have you met steve???

he has reason to believe you’d get into some sort of mess

but he couldn’t stop you from doing things anymore

so he reminds you of something that you forgot to grab earlier

and gives the boy a “sTeRn tAlKiNg tO”

more like a few death threats followed by sarcastic chuckles

and serial killer glares

but once you returned from upstairs, it was all fine and dandy

albeit your fidgeting date

so you went off with your boyfriend and had a wonderful time at the dance

you both ate more than you should have

you danced together

even a slow dance that was incredibly awkward and you both MAY have stepped on each others toes

six times

...each

but it was fine

and to your dads surprise, you weren’t exceedingly drunk by the time people were leaving

‘cause you didn’t drink anything but water

because you’re a goodie-two-shoes

but you still know how to have fun!!!

but you guys weren’t tired, and it was only 10:30

and bucky said you didn’t have to be back until midnight

so you did the rational thing

and went to mcdonald’s

because you’re growing children and need all the nourishment you can get

(“mcdonald’s isn’t providing any sort of nourishing food” “shut up steven”)

but you guys had fun

and you went on your way back home

but you forgot you had left your laptop at the avengers compound

and so you made a quick stop before heading home

but since it was closer to midnight than you thought, nobody knew you had gone in to grab something

and as you made your way up to the guest wing where you would do homework in between yours or your fathers training

and you grabbed your laptop

but your date flopped on the bed like a giddy child, bouncing up and down

“did you know this room had a wAtErBeD?!?!”

the buffoon

but you just chuckled as he laid down

he sat against the headboard and threw his hands behind his head

hitting a panel

which turned on the flashing LED lights and the tv that appeared seemingly out of the wall

ya boi was having heart palpitations for this room

he wasn’t even coherent at this point

just giggling and bouncing on the waterbed

but he had the CUTEST SMILE

and he was smiling so bright the crows feet around his eyes made an appearance

so you took of your shoes because

“damnit heels HURT after hours of dancing”

and you jumped on the bed with him

and you guys laid there for a moment

or what you thought was a moment

because you were both giggling

then you both had fallen asleep

but bucky trusted you and he was asleep by 9:45 that night

because he knew you would be home on time

oh boy oh boy oh boy

when he woke up to his phone ringing

and it was steve asking if he wanted to go on an early morning run

bucky was already in a bad mood

but agreed to go

so he went downstairs to check on you in your room

but oh boy the bed is empty

and bucky’s thinking rationally like you’re probably safe at a friends or whatever

but he’s never had the talk with you

he thinks you’ve mentioned it to natasha at some point or another

but he’s never addressed it

and he DOES NOT WANT YOU DOING MATURE THINGS AT 16

he doesn’t want to be a grandpa yet

he’s barely gotten used to the father thing and he’s been a father for like 16 years

but he’s not READY FOR THAT

AND NEITHER ARE YOU

but little does he know that while he’s talking to steve on the phone while freaking out

that tony motherfuckin stark is laughing his ass off because he can hear steve and bucky talking because steve’s phone’s volume is always way too loud

(#OldPeopleThings)

and he can hear steve trying to reassure bucky that

“the child was raised by assassins she’s PROBABLY NOT DEAD”

but tony’s just looking at his guest room where there are flashing LED lights still on and two (FULLY DRESSED and obviously very tired) teenagers sleeping on a waterbed

so he goes to steve and pulls him by the back of the shirt to the guest room and just points

and steve snorts (very loudly), which wakes up the kiddos

and bucky is SCREAMING

like no filter cussing out steve because

“WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING I DONT WANT GRANDKIDS YET AND MY KID IS GONE”

but once you’re fully awake and realize that the sun is up, you’re not in your room, and steve and tony and YOUR BOYFRIEND are in a room with you

and your eyes widen

and then you realize

you fucked up.

so you grab your heels and phone and BOLT out that door

you don’t even have your car because you drove with your date

but you sprint to tony’s garage

because you can apologized or taking one of his cars later but you can’t do that if your dad kills you

so you’re def speeding

because you’ve never done anything bad and you can’t have this make your dad not trust you anymore

but back at the compound your bf and steve and tony are all talking to bucky on speakerphone

which is an event in itself

“barnes your kid is in my car driving to your house”

“no! i wanna talk to the BOY!”

said boy is terrified

“mr. barnes, bucky, james, sergeant, sir i didn’t do anything with y/n i promise”

“i don’t trust him! steve is he lying????”

“how the fuck am i supposed to know i’ve met the kid like three times?”

***exasperated sigh***

“wait she just pulled into the driveway!”

so you come inside

still holding your shoes you never bothered to put on

and bucky is just standing there

watching you

with his serial killer eyes

the ones that don’t scare you

or so you thought

“so.....

[dramatic pause]

where were you???”

and jeeze you’ve never talked faster than that moment

any and all of the speeches you’ve given are noting compared to the utter BULLSHIT coming out of your mouth right now

and your shaking and bucky realizes then

you’d never do anything like that yet

he’s being an overprotective dad

because you still ask him to drive your own car

and you still ask him to braid your hair when you want it to look SUPER GOOD

and you aren’t a complete idiot

and even if you DID DO IT, you would’ve been smart about it

and he realizes that you’re perfect

and that even though you’re a teenager you are more mature than most adults 

so he does the smart thing

he takes the shoes and your phone out of your hands gently

sets them on the table by the door

and he hugs you

really tight

LIKE REALLY TIGHT

“dad you’re hurting me”

he lets go and has tears in his eyes

“i know you didn’t do anything but you’re growing up and i’m gonna miss my baby”

and you tear up a bit

and bucky’s phone rings

it’s steve

but it’s NOT

ITS BOYFRIEND

“sir i swear we didn’t do anything. we fell asleep and mr america said that i should call you but i didn’t have your number and he gave me his phone and i’m really sorry but don’t make us break up because i REALLY like y/n and she’s important to me and i don’t want to lose them yet and i just feel awful”

and bucky hangs up in the middle of THAT

and texts steve

“tell that kid to calm down nothings gonna happen to him

...

......

unless he does it again”

[thelastarchangelaskblog]

jujutherubberduckie replied to your post “jujutherubberduckie replied to your post “Ok. So. Angel’s are all or...”

Lol I hate you. Um. Well Michael tries to explain why hes not immediately jumping at yes Let's Be a Couple. Like when I figured out I was GrAce I told my then bf a hundred half turned thoughts about why I didnt feel right being in a relationship. But when asked if I wanted to like never speak again all I could say was Please No. Michael is struggling to articulate. So he starts with the Nephilim, backstory. And there are stupid rules but the No Humans rule is not one.

Because Nephilim. And Michael was there for that. He was also there for Castiels...clusterfuck, I think. But Nephilim are kind of irrelevant cause it's not like Draco can get pregnant unless Michael really wanted to make that happen. But is that just us not thinking that through? Should Angel's just not have children? Is there a problem with that? These are things Michael hasn't thought about but hed have to if hes in a relationship with Draco. Cause that's progression.

First you want to be together. Then its together forever (YIKES mortality. Michael was just Hyperventilating about that a second ago). Then its hey maybe a kid or two. Etc etc. Theres a snowball of shit. And not that Michael actually knows but there is so much that could've gone wrong w Gabriel wanting to give his kids anything and being willing to torch the universe for them. IE that one angel who looked at Jarvis wrong and was bout to get smote. Or Forever and a Day

Could technically have gone very very badly. Just. Michael is the kind to hyper focus and panic over all of the details. And he hasn't had a chance to do that so he needs time to think of the details, panic, process, then decide what to do. VS Gabriel who really just needed a solid ten seconds to acknowledge a decision had to be made another 24 hours to decide a move and .2 milliseconds to commit.

And he just really wanted to convince Draco to not...go. while he figured that out. He wants Draco there and happy and maintaining their dynamic while he processes. Like it matters and it changes things and it's ok and it's appreciated and Michael does not regret for one moment choosing him, but hes not sure he can say Yes Let's Do This and he doesnt want to make it weird in the meantime. /end word vomit

You are amazing; thank you again for sharing your thoughts. :D

Oh man, the nephilim are 100% not a stupid rule, although Gabriel/Tony would 100% also be able to articulate why it was so terrible and what exactly was forbidden by their Father, something which Michael hasn’t considered. (I can’t remember if I put in hints about why it’s bad or not. I’m thinking not, but I have very clear thoughts on why it was forbidden.)

Michael was peripherally aware of what Castiel did for Dean. Basically, he was entirely aware that Castiel Fell for Dean, that Castiel literally rebelled for Dean, but after that he fell into the Cage and didn’t know about Purgatory or anything else. By the time he was back out of the Cage, Heaven was back open and he really only noticed that there were less angels than before.

Gabriel/Tony really is willing to give his kids a lot, but he’s also very aware that interfering (like they did in Forever and A Day) has to be done carefully. Which is why he was there on the sidelines, supervising. If they’d messed something up, he could step in, but he was trusting in them to know how to handle the situation. But you’re right. It could��have gone very badly. He’s also totally embraced the “free will” thing so he’s just like “choices!! here have one.”

Michael definitely hyper focuses. He focuses on the details and he needs time. Gabriel/Tony is definitely more impulsive, largely also because Tony Stark is impulsive. Tony Stark is also a super genius so that carries over as well. :P

Right, yes, Michael was “half-terrified” in that scene. He did not want things to change.

Man, there’s a lot, and there’s lot still to come for Seventh Year. I’m looking forward to it, but organizing it? Starting it? That’s...ehhh