#unfortunately it gets very hot sometimes and I'm forced to remove it

[itchylimpet]

What's your comfort item in a stressful situation?

I have a beanie that I wear to work, but particularly on days that I know will be bad

[batwritings]

Kinktober Day 3 - Cuckolding

More CoD smut ho! This time with some lovable (<<debatable) Mexican operators :3 (I'm so very sorry for any incorrect grammar/words in advance!) Enjoy!~

Warning! This work does contain a couple notes of degradation! Please be warned before reading! Thank you!

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It wasn’t hard to figure out the relationship between Alejandro and Valeria from the very beginning. The ups, the downs, but ultimately, the rivalry. Neither of them were particularly subtle, and that extended to how they interacted with those around them, namely you.

So how you ended up in this particular situation wasn’t…entirely outside the realm of thought. It certainly wasn’t how you expected your night to go though. Because despite all evidence to the contrary, your night was actually going pleasantly normal.

Yet here you were, your lovely boyfriend, nearly the colonel of the Mexican special forces arms crossed, and borderline pouting in front of you. You were sat in his rival’s lap, a thick strap deep inside you. Tears were brimming in your eyes as you tried so hard not to moan out in pleasure.

“Looks like you perro has preferences Alejandro,” Valeria sneered, quickening the pace she put on pleasuring your sex. You bit into your lip and leaned your head back so it rested against the woman’s shoulder. “Poor thing, trying so hard not to show your cariño how much you love this.”

You could hear the low possessive growl that you’d come to associate with Alejandro whenever someone was really getting on his nerves. Someone was pressing both his buttons and your own and, unfortunately for both of you, it was consensual. The three of you had talked on and off about having a threeway in the past. Sometimes that even elevated to a foursome whenever Rudy joined in on conversation, although he was always quick to back out. He blamed it on a low sex drive, but you and Al knew it was primarily how nervous Valeria made him.

The pleasure was building quicker and quicker now, your chest heaving as you tried so hard not to fall apart by her hands. That’s how this had all started; a playful bout of banter that Valeria could make you feel better than Alejandro could. Naturally, your hot-tempered partner disagreed, vehemently. 

“Your legs are shaking puta,” the woman coos, her voice bittersweet in your ear. You can’t help but whimper as you feel the flood gates about to burst. You barely register the sound of a hitch in Alejandro’s breathing. That was a tell that very few knew; this was exciting him.

A million and one thoughts flew through your head in that instant, but only two managed to stick. One, was the fact that the near Colonel was going to absolutely take you once this was all said and done and you had received proper aftercare. Two, were the words that fell from your lips.

“C-c-coming…!” You barely gave enough warning before you made an absolute mess across Valeria’s fingers. You could feel her well kept nails dig into your hair and pull you head back, earning a much louder moan of pleasure. Somewhere in your foggy mind you could hear Alejandro groan quietly, but that was blocked out as you saw spots and started to come down from your high.

“Shh, hush now,” Valeria hummed, slowly removing her sticky fingers from your sex. You whimpered quietly from the overstimulation it caused, but did your best to control your breathing. “You did well. Alejandro certainly trains his pets correctly, if nothing else.”

You could hear your lover scoff softly as the woman helped him ease you off the toy. Al took you in his arms and held you tightly as Valeria covered you with the blanket from your cot.You did your best to cling to the man you loved. “You’re alright mi vida,” the man hushed you, petting your head sweetly. “You did very well for us both, you know that yeah?” 

Despite your fuzzy mind, you nodded into the crook of his neck. “Agua, por favor…” you rasped, not quite ready to speak fully yet. 

“Right here,” came Valeria’s voice. You lifted your head from Alejandro’s shoulder to see her offering you your water bottle. “Put your lips on it.” You did as she asked, in no real position to argue. She applied gentle pressure to the bottle, allowing the cool liquid to soothe your throat. 

“Gracias…” you mumbled, resting your head back against Alejandro’s shoulder. You heard him huff a soft laugh at your actions.

“You should get them to bed Aljeandro,” the woman advised, noting your slowly closing eyes. “But let me know when you want me to cuck you again.”

You nodded off to the sound of familiar Spanish banter.

[longeyelashedtragedy]

twenty questions for fic writers

tagged by @tetrapod7 ...i did some of them already, but not all! so i might as well answer the ones i didn't already answer!

1. how many works do you have on ao3? 155! now that i have an anonymous fic these all will get more annoying to answer, looool

2. what's your total ao3 word count? 478,822

3. what fandoms do you write for? right now i just write for "men's football rpf." i'm occasionally tempted to write for the Old Fandom again.

4. top five fics by kudos: top 5 of all time are all from a song of ice and fire days:

drabbles of ice and fire

captivated

egg baby

arya saves the day

ends and beginnings

was i the best writer of aged-up arya/jaqen AUs in the fandom? uh, yes, since 4 of those are...that, lol.

if we're just talking footy though...

shakira ex machina

doce

two hundred words to say i love you

ça c'est ma dope

hairbrush

oh ffs...removing the crossovers....

shakira ex machina

two hundred words to say i love you

hairbrush

the right kind of blue

desperate times

5. do you respond to comments? sometimes....when i don't lose track 😭 i need to be better...

6. what is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? i answered that here!

7. what's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? ummm...not sure. could it be 5.VII? that's a really satisfying ending. i'll go ahead and say that one.

8. do you get hate on fics? only once, and it was a very pathetic stab at armchair activism "how dare you write a fic on this problematic topic" shit. it could happen again at any time i guess.

9. do you write smut? unfortunately...i'm not very good at it and it stresses me out.

10. craziest crossover: i wrote hozier x jaqen h'ghar for my bestie long ago and posted it at like ass am in zurich airport :')

11. have you ever had a fic stolen? yes! answered here. it was this rakidric! published 3 days before we all locked down. i have not read this in a zillion years.

12. have you ever had a fic translated? also answered here!

13. have you ever co-written a fic before? answered here but also i want to cowrite with someone so very much!

14. all time favorite ship? also answered here!

15. what's a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will? my ivantoine, "In The" :'( and others too...my post-WC modren for example. i'm wondering if Mare Liberum will ever be finished. we'll see...

16. what are your writing strengths? i think i am confident and experienced and that comes across (?) even things i wrote a while ago, that i think are "better" (more artistic, more daring) sound less experienced at the same time. my dialogue has improved so much. i think my fics have a good rhythm--varied sentence lengths, good use of repetition and parallelism, line breaks, etc. i like to think i can get people to empathize with/care about people they didn't expect. my writing helps me examine my own flaws. i am not sure what else? my bff said i describe love and loss really well <3

17. what are your writing weaknesses? i think i'm a weak writer, actually! i think my writing is shallow and always sounds the same. a lot of angsty endings, alienated characters, sounds more immature than it should. i don't know how to make porn hot (because i think strange things are hot, i guess?). truly, i've been grappling with how shallow it all sounds. i am a deep feeler (lol) but not a deep thinker at all and i think that shows.

18. thoughts on dialogue in another language? answered here

19. first fandom you wrote in? answered here!

20. favorite fic you've written? honestly--my favorites are probably still trophy boyfriend and then "chief of the armed forces" because that's just an absolute crackfic masterpiece. in footy...i probably should pick some favorites, no? let's go with dangerous, i tore off the golden branch, possible red card - violent conduct, rojo y blanco/crvena bijela, and 5.VII. i feel like some franko fics belong here but i just chose 5!

[iturmom]

woke up from a nap at 9. starting to feel feverish eating the very old and stale ginger bread house my partner and i made earlier while scrolling through tumblr with a youtube video in the background. i somehow managed to get everything mostly cleaned up from christmas, it wasn't too bad since theess was just from today and two people. i didn't mop bc i didn't feel good. now that i'm done with my cookie and hot chocolate i want to work on my seed packets. i have four i need to make- eggplant, cutie, fuji and envy apple. so far i have eight packets done with somehow not much variety. i enjoy making them but idk if they will every serve any purpose unless society collapses sometime in the near or distant future at which time they may become useful. for now i think they are pretty and they make me feel good to produce something completely by hand. i'll probably share a picture when i'm not sick and more are done. i've read a lot of books this year, mostly political themes or manga. i completed a booklet containing 36,000 circles i painstakingly drew. i made a couple paintings and several drawings my partner and i have been trying to navigate life and fucking it up all the time like everyone else. i replayed kh series up to coded (all i have) but i haven't finished bbs yet and i watched the games i don't have! oh how can i forget!? i moved into my apartment the very beginning of this year and i have really settled in by now. i watched a lot of stuff. i had my wisdom teeth removed. i got glasses. i broke up with my best friend. i went to several events in the city. this year was somehow very eventful. i hope i didn't accomplish much. i hope i've touched someone's life this year in a positive way. i've been really depressed and sick of the conservative oligarchy that controls the world i unfortunately live in and terrified of the election, and now looking forward in pure horror and pure apathy simultaneously

through the good and the bad this year,the one thing that has stayed consistent that's good to end this post with: nothing matters i fucking hate this life i never wanted to exist and i shouldn't be held responsible for someone else's decision to have a child. and also: forcing someone to carry a fetus to full term against their will without pay is slavery and perhaps the most horrific and invasive form of slavery at that