#unfortunately i like a little realism with my fanfiction ✨️💅 (this is a joke) and i'm going to say —

[willowser-but-nsfw]

okay but I am losing my mind over virgin reader and experienced Bakugou-

BUT THEN NERD KIRI POPPED INTO MY HEAD BECAUSE YOU HAVE INFECTED ME AND MY BRAIN IMMEDIATELY RAN TO EXPERIENCED NERD KIRI W VIRGIN READER AND I AM LOSING MY MIND

LIKE HE'S EVEN MORE TURNED ON NOW BUT HE'S A LIL EMBARRASSED ABT IT- AND HE'S ALL SOFT AND GENTLE AND ONCE HE GETS GOING HE'S STILL BEIN GENTLE BUT BC HE'S SO BIG HE'S STILL REARANGING YOUR GUTS BUT HE'S BEING SO SWEET ABT IT AND JUST TELLING YOU HOW GOOD YOU FEEL AND HOW HE'S HONORED TO BE UR FIRST AND-

AAAAAAA!!!

ty for the constant brainrot w these men btw-

OOOOOOH he'd be akfjdusiap so excited !! and touched aww 🥺🥺🥺

his reaction is probably completely flabbergasted LOL not to parrot the bakugou version but — if big fat cutie nerd kirishima has gotten laid, then he CAN'T BELIEVE you haven't alfjdiwkwql also you're exactly right. he's so honored. so turned on. feels a little bad about how turned on he is because he knows this a sensitive and intimate situation for you and he REALLY IS feeling so blessed that you're choosing him — but in the back of his mind, he's indulging in this little dark thought about being a "virgin killer" and HE'S GOT STARS IN HIS EYES. AT THE THOUGHT OF BEING SUAVE AND COOL AND CHARISMATIC ENOUGH TO HAVE THIS OPPORTUNITY WITH !!! YOU !!!! OF ALL PEOPLE AJFHSUSJAOQ

listen. kirishima is always going to be rearranging guts akfhskwkqlq he can't help it. he just can't. he honestly gets frightened once the excitement washes away because it's going to be such a...challenge LOL he gets his boxers off and you're all wide eyed like. excuse me, how is this going to fit ?? how is this not going to split me in two ?? and you seem genuinely concerned enough that he gets nervous ALFNDUAKQ

LMAO i'm actually imagining you lying underneath him, laughing, saying, "uh, is this a joke? that's not going inside my body." AND HE'S LIKE 🥺 UH. WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?? 🥺🥺🥺🥺 ALDJRJSOQLQ

okay. now i am literally having brain rot over this 😭😭 YOU PUT THIS IN MY HEAD 😭😭😭 NOW I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT 😭😭😭 HE'S TRYING TO BE SO CONSIDERATE 🥺🥺🥺🥺 WAAAAHH