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There are many reasons my interests are more geared towards mediaeval Scotland than mediaeval England, but at least one of them has to be the fact that I am completely incapable of Being Normal about the Lion in Winter and Shakespeare's second tetralogy.
#Like I simply could not remain unbiased#Not in a 'taking sides' kind of way but more in a 'the real Henry II did not entirely resemble this fictional adaptation'#I refuse to accept it and I don't really want to#I could try very hard to research and write about Henry II sensibly- and I often do when he (or Hotspur later on) impinge on Scottish histo#But fundamentally my image of Henry II is the image of the character from the Lion in Winter#It's horrible to have to admit I'm like one of those unhinged Braveheart or Philippa Gregory people but for twelfth century England#Although with all due respect the Lion in Winter and Henry IV Part 1 are obviously twenty times better than Braveheart#There are other reasons#I kind of feel England has enough people interested in it already#I like to dip in occasionally and it's interesting to read about (and often necessary from a Scottish perspective)#But yeah for many reasons mediaeval England- though fascinating- is not my number one priority#One of the pretty big reasons is though my unfortunate fan behaviour the minute Richard II sits himself down on the ground#To tell sad stories of the death of kings#And you know what that's valid and probably acts as a useful research tool for many people#Just not for me#It's weird though because other than Shakespeare and the Lion in Winter there aren't many period dramas I particularly care for#Not only am I incredibly picky about my historical media when it comes to the Middle Ages (less so for the 20th century)#But I never really understood why people assume when you say 'I like history' you mean 'I like period dramas'#To me these are two separate unrelated activities/hobbies#Not necessarily better than each other just different
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blithely ignoring my own complicated feelings about season one and also all signs that season two is going to be a shitshow to amcwtv post about how I am still sad that they took out one of my favourite Loustat beats (Louis looking down on Lestat for being a gold digging low class illiterate farmboy) out of the show. What of the trashy bimbo Lestat who lives in Louis' head paying rent in very specific ways? Lestat having his own money in that era & being some outward embodiment of institutional power feels like fanfic Lestat would write and I don't like it. However! We can still capitalize on one of my other favourite beats and have Louis completely take Lestat's dad's side in their sadly posthumous but I presume still ongoing-in-Lestat's head conflict. Lestat's dad being dead doesn't mean Louis can't judge Lestat for being a heartless and patricidal to a nice old man while Lestat writhes because he's actually embarrassed that he couldn't bring himself to kill his father even though he sucked. Bring Gabrielle into it in the worst ways. Bring Claudia into it so she can have her own justified patricidal feelings. Let's go give it to me.
#Louis: I am judging you for being a poor#Lestat: I'm judging you for being so middle class and American you can't tell I'm poor but FANCY#it pairs so nicely with all the other ways they misjudge each other while also being hilarious#like yes they are bad people in sexy ways but also#hideous snobs#unfortunately this wouldn't work in amcwtv because Louis if anything probably gives Lestat too much credit#is it too much to ask for an adaptation that caters to everything I#a casual fan#likes about the series?#like about the series?#and deviates from everything that bores or annoys me?#more lesbians less David leave everything about the Louis/Lestat vibes intact EXCEPT More Louis overall
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i still think a league of their own (the show) could and should have just been about max
#may not have gotten as much attention considering that from the gifsets i was seeing you wouldnât know she was a main character#but itâs not like it wouldâve made a difference considering it got cancelled anyway#this isnât to say i donât like the peaches storyline. i love it.#(but also i am more interested in the rest of the team than carson and greta)#however max is more interesting. imo. and by putting those two storylines concurrently she is unfortunately going to get less attention#and the only way for her to shine as much as she deserved to would be to have her own show#EVEN THOUGH she and carson are very much equally main characters#i donât think their stories intertwine enough though so itâs just parallel stories and like. thatâs cool but it feels like separate shows#but i was pleasantly surprised when i started the show and realized that max WAS in fact as much of a main character as carson#bc id assumed sheâd been fucked over on her own show#but no that was just fan response#r.txt
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Shout out to my poor poor friend who keeps sending me video game songs trying to pin down my music taste like oh buddy I'm so sorry but Penny's battle theme is so small beans compared to the stuff I listen to
#rat rambles#listening to it did make me kinda sad I dont like it more tho#it has a rly cool opening and I love the beat but its just too electronicy for my taste unfortunately#it also doesnt carry that thump like neat from the beginning for all of it which is another reason the full thing let me down#can you smell the b&w fan on me yet lol#but yeah I dont generally listen to a lot of video game music except for like. a few splat tunes#well ok Ill listen to certain soundtracks if Im in the mood but if Ill rarely add them to my main playlist#I am having fun watching them try to get a sense of my music taste tho even if I know its a doomed mission djdnfjdv#I can feel them underestimating me soooo bad maybe one day theyll just send me a video of screams and a drawer full of pots and pans being#spilled all over the place and then Ill be like ah yes a true banger#tbf I do listen to other stuff too its not Just noisey shit but that has less of a trend to it I think#like I have to train myself to like a lot of slower songs loud shit just hits#and hey Ill even occationally listen to more low key breakcore stuff#not a lot mind you I tend to actively dislike a lot of low key ~relaxing~ breakcore but I digress#go listen to faith and suspicion by autonon its soooo unit swap kanade core#it has such a strong vibe and manages to be not that intense while still holding its weight and not feeling flat#I wouldnt call it a favorite of mine but it is good and I rarely skip it in playlists so thats smth at least
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sorry 2 bug you about this but do you know when the polls will be published?
i wanted to have everything ready for monday (feb 20) at around noon est but i really misjudged how long everything would take </3 </3
i'd like all the polls to be up and ready to vote on by wednesday ??? but i'll be a lot busier than i usually am this week. the start of voting might just have to be pushed back a few days :(
the brackets are So Close to being done but after taking the 2 songs per producer rule into account, the songs stop right at 62 (technically 61 ??? but someone put in a general nomination for every kagerou project song! while only one was formally nominated multiple times several other songs from the series were nominated ^^ ). if there's going to be a bracket w 64 songs it'll have be a bit longer than i originally expected orz
#asks#anon#it doesn't help that if i wanna have a bracket of 64 instead of 32 i have to listen to like . 175 songs .#maybe less ?????#there are a lot of producers i recognize and listen to but bc i've only ever seen their titles in japanese i just don't know their names#and w azari . azari my beloved but i genuinely don't know their song names#i didn't even know their producer name before starting this orz#so it'll probably be a whole lot less than 175 !#but there are still 115 nominated songs i'm pretty confident i have never listened to .#there are a whole bunch i'm familiar w ??????#like i've know about the evillious series plot for Years by now and could recognize even the songs i haven't heard yet at a glance#and i am aware of the danganronpa fan songs#but if i wanna be as unbiased as possible and give songs i'm not familiar w a chance i kinda have to get familiar w them#and that'll take . very very long unfortunately#i'll probably put up a poll for how many songs on the bracket honestly and go from there ???#if it's 32 it can Easily start on wednesday but if its 64 idk when :(#unless i cave and either decide to be biased or just use a random number generator i'll have to listen to all of those songs soon </3#or maybe since it's at 62 just have a blog runners pick matchup ???#it would be more biased than just picking between songs that were actually nominated but some of my favorites went entirely unmentioned </3#EDIT :: also i forgot to mention but it's not a bother at all !!#i'm pretty sure i said that the bracket would start monday ???? and i haven't given a single update since pretty much fhsdkj#i feel like it only makes sense to be curious about it#also the playlists are on their way <3
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I was talking to someone much older than me about politics and the generational divide, and during the discussion they asked me what the young people who support trump are thinking, what they're discussing among themselves, and I told them the truth, which is that I don't know because I don't interact with any in my day to day life. This is true mostly because I go to a hwc and you'd be hard-pressed to find a conservative who'd be willing to admit it there, but also, I think, because I believe they are temporary.
What I mean by temporary is this: the support of trump and the Republican party by youths is a system of beliefs almost entirely dominated by people one to two decades their seniors, minimum, and i don't think that is a particularly good recipe for long-lasting political beliefs. More importantly, however, is that when I was in high school in the rural southern US, and surrounded by people who sided with the right out of habit or passive indoctrination, it did not take much to get most of them to agree with leftist ideals. Usually, only a single conversation. Most people I talked to almost immediately agreed with "from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs" once explained. And, to me, most importantly, very few people disagreed with Greta thunberg. We all saw what she was doing and most of us understood and agreed with what she was saying.
That, more than anything, makes me believe that any sprouting of republican support among usamerican youths will be shortlived and short-reaching. Because none of us want to die, and more of the world is catching on fire every summer. Climate change, more than any other issue, will be the thing that defines our generation's political beliefs and movements, and I don't think people will take a fantasy told to them by their elders seriously when it becomes more and more obvious by the day that it is fantastical. The weather is inescapable, and the summers are hotter and the storms are worse than they've ever been.
To me, "trumpism" and republican stranglehold on people younger than 30 is temporary because we've been told our whole lives that saving the world from climate apocalypse will fall to us and now that it is harder than ever to ignore that said apocalypse is at our doorstep, those right-wing movements aren't giving them anything but platitudes. I don't think a generation conditioned to battle climate change will listen to a party of people, most of whom will not live to experience the horrors their actions or lack thereof have caused, that tell them to cover their ears, close their eyes, and put the fight down all to make numbers on a screen go up while their futures burn.
I think it's not worthwhile to ponder at length about the future of the right in the us because the right is doggedly working to ensure there will be no future for anyone, and I think people's survival instincts are stronger than that.
#shut up anna#anyway this is rambling and painfully us-centric but im usamerican and unfortunately a lot of the onus when it comes to#large scale politcal movements aimed at defeating climate change is on us because our governments are some of the biggest#players on the board#young people have never believed in the current systems less and the world is burning up faster and faster#so i do think there will be a tipping point and I don't think its far#and i am painfully aware of the absolute poisonous tumor that is the far right's Internet presence#but i think about all the people who instinctively called themselves republicans but agreed with greta thunberg#and basic principles of socialist theory#and who aren't chronically online#and the fact that mainstream tiktok leans farther left#and that young people are getting more left wing by the day according to the data#and i don't worry too much about that very loud minority because i don't think they'll last too long when the shit hits the fan
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re the last post đ
I donât want to pin it all on, ya know, tiktok because I am aware of and have even participated in medium clowning efforts on/spawned on tumblr. however I dare you to look me in the eye and assert that repeated clowning about what taylor swift is doing does not eventually get old
#I mean we all go through our phases and it ebbs and flows with what the fandom is doing#at least in my circles I am unaware of a single person who manages to clown (social media definition) constantly and still find fulfillment#in that after months or years#really itâs just like swiftieism as practiced in the mainstream has unfortunately become synonymous with blatantly conspiratorial and/or#otherwise anti thinking#sorry but like that worries me on an existential level!!#it is truly fascinating how this evolved from the fringes of the fandom to become. well. part of her fansâ brand but#I am old man yells at sky about how clowning has become much less of an avenue for fans to be creative and explore because theyâre finding#inspiration and joy in art that taylor puts out#and more of a pernicious insidious normalized habit of weaving a web as big as possible because itâs juicy or interesting or could get you#attention from other people who are trying to do that too#or could get you some form of validation because of how correct you are#itâs not a test!! youâre not passing at swiftieism (something which is both normal to want and possible to achieve)#and youâre not even truly having fun#rambles
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like snow on the beach
pairing: Javier Peña x f!reader
word count: ~2.8k
summary: You're on a work trip with your boss, who you don't like and who you're convinced doesn't like you either. Unfortunately, there's only one bed.
tags/warnings: only one bed trope (ayyyy), fluff, idiots in love, alternating povs, reader has hair that drips down her neck after showering at one point but there are no texture or color descriptors, able-bodied reader, no use of y/n, my nonexistent knowledge of colombian geography which i'm asking you to ignore for the sake of this silly story THANK YOU
a/n: my entry for the summer lovin' challenge brought to us by queens @pedgito, @chaotic-mystery and @amanitacowboy <3 i got the moodboard you see in the header and the location by the water. i'm also posting a little early but i'm too excited and it's almost midnight here so i think it's gonna be fine hehe
biggest love to @sizzlingcloudmentality who held my hand through writing this and patiently listened to all my complaints lol. i love drinking more caffeine than pedro and writing with you while getting distracted by cats <3
dividers by @plum98!
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Youâre hot, too hot.Â
Itâs disorienting, as you blink awake, slow to get your bearings. Arms are wrapped around you, caging you in, engulfing you in the warmth of the body pressed against your back. Hot air is fanning against your neck, accompanied by a scratching sensation on the sensitive skin.Â
Your surroundings are unfamiliar, faded wallpaper in an unappealing shade of green and light filtering in through the battered up blinds. It comes back to you in pieces, the motel youâre staying at, the small Colombian town where youâre hoping to get a hold of one of the Cali cartel men.Â
The obnoxious scent of Peñaâs aftershave is flooding your nostrils, paired with the traces of tobacco that follow him everywhere he goes. Itâs honestly embarrassing, how easily you recognize it.
It clicks into place now. The arms around you, the warmth. The scratch that you now realize is his mustache as heâs breathing against your neck.
You start wriggling around, causing the man behind you to stir, a confused groan coming out slightly muffled, his mouth still so close to your skin. He lets go of you after a second, allowing you to turn around and glare at him.Â
His face is already forming his signature annoyed scowl, an expression that youâre more than well acquainted with.
âWhat the hell are you doing?!âÂ
He sounds different like this, voice still thick with sleep, a hint of the disorientation that youâve shaken off by now.Â
âWhat am I doing? I woke up with your arms around me, Peña.âÂ
He blinks, shifting to sit up and lean against the headboard. You mirror him, putting as much space between you as the rather small bed frame allows.Â
âSorry,â he allows after a beat, running a hand through his hair, tousling the mess of black strands that has formed in his sleep. âThat wasnât⊠appropriate. I apologize.âÂ
If you werenât as annoyed right now, youâd probably think that he looks adorable like this. The you from a few months ago would most likely go wild at seeing Javier Peña right after waking up, after he held you in his arms no less.Â
The you from a few months ago hadnât experienced what an asshole of a boss he could be yet, hadnât been taken off investigations again and again, because Peña thought you werenât ready. She also hadnât heard about his terrible reputation with women, hadnât been subjected to all the office gossip that surrounded him yet.Â
Now, after days of practically begging him to take you along on this trip because the whole investigation was based on information that you had gathered, youâre stuck in this motel room with him. Something about your booking of two single rooms accidentally having been processed as one double room, with no other rooms available because of course there werenât.Â
Peña had offered to sleep on the ground, or in the car, but you had waved him off, thinking about how often he had complained how his back was getting worse the older he got on the drive here. You hadnât expected to wake up to him all but wrapped around you.Â
Maybe a small, very small part of you is still going wild about it. A part that you can easily swallow down though. Heâs objectively attractive, yes. Doesnât change the fact that heâs an asshole.
âJust forget it,â you mumble, heat rising belatedly in your cheeks. Gathering your clothes for the day, you flee to the bathroom, eager to wash the whole decidedly weird situation off your body and out of your mind. Youâre here because you have a job to do, not to get flustered around your boss.Â
When you reemerge, wet strands of your hair dripping down your neck, heâs already dressed, clasping his hands in a way that almost seems nervous. If you werenât pretty convinced that Javier Peña isnât physically able to get nervous.Â
âIâ Iâm really sorry,â he repeats, raising from the worn down arm chair heâs been sitting in. âI didnât mean to put you in an uncomfortable position. Iâm notâ Iâm not exactly used to sharing a bed.â
A scoff leaves you at that. Sure, Agent Peña, whoâs notorious for sleeping with his informants and with at least half of the female staff of the American embassy, isnât used to sharing his bed.Â
âDonât worry about it, Peña.âÂ
You turn away before he can reply, collecting your notes on the investigation that you hope will come in helpful eventually. You donât catch the remorseful look in his eyes, or the way they linger on you as you open the door, the early morning light illuminating your figure.
Itâs another day filled with nothing but waiting and growing frustration, just like the one before. The sun is beating down on the car that youâre occupying, the heat suffocating even with the windows rolled down and the cool bottle of water that youâre pressing against your neck.
Minutes tick by, turning into hours that go by too quickly and seem to last forever at the same time. Peña is surprisingly quiet, not goading you in the way you had expected him to.Â
âMaybe the information was bad,â you mumble eventually, sinking deeper into the car seat. The leather is sticking uncomfortably to your skin and you canât shake the growing feeling that youâve insisted on coming out here for nothing.
He slowly turns his head in your direction, regarding you through the dark tint of his aviators.Â
âI looked at it. We wouldnât be here if it was bad.âÂ
You huff, your patience running short and shorter at the subtle indication of his superiority, his quiet arrogance, always so fucking sure of himself.
âYou werenât exactly thrilled about coming here, remember?â
He raises a brow, a hint of impatience on his own features.
âI wasnât thrilled about you coming here.âÂ
You roll your eyes, openly scowling at him now.Â
âItâs my intel.â
âDoesnât make it less dangerous, does it?âÂ
Biting your lip, you force your blood to not boil over. Heâs still your boss, at the end of the day, someone you probably shouldnât start cussing out, no matter how openly he underestimates you and how badly it annoys you. And youâre gonna have to share that wretched bed with him again tonight.Â
Javier watches your face, watches you swallow down your anger, watches your teeth digging into your plush bottom lip. He understands your frustration, understands that no part of this trip is turning out the way you expected it to.Â
Youâre still new to the workfield, not yet experienced with the hours upon hours of waiting, more often than not without a satisfying result to show for it. If heâs being honest with himself, he isnât mad about it this time. Heâll rather have you frustrated than in danger.Â
You want to prove yourself, youâve made that abundantly clear. You work hard, determined to bring in results, hungry for praise. Itâs not that he doesnât see that, doesnât think that youâre capable. But heâs seen enough, enough injuries, enough psychological trauma, enough deaths, to know that he wants you far away from that side of your work.Â
Even if that means youâre angry at him more often than not, a glint of bitterness in your eyes every time he refuses to send you out yet again.Â
After another few hours, accompanied by the increasing rumbling in both your stomachs, he finally calls it quits for the day.Â
âWe can drive back to BogotĂĄ tomorrow,â he quietly offers on the way back to the motel, after picking up food for the both of you and refusing to let you pay for your share. âGather more information, see why we didnât find anything.â
You huff in return, irritated about the whole situation. The one chance you had to convince him to take you seriously, and this is what you get. âFine,â you agree, gritting your teeth. Maybe your intel was bad. Maybe you just arenât that good at your job.
âKeep to your side of the bed tonight,â you grumble later, after the bored woman at the reception told you that there still aren't any other rooms available.Â
âOf course,â he sighs, sliding under the covers with the biggest possible distance from you.
You nod, closing your eyes and willing for sleep to take you, but itâs a losing game. You toss and turn, feeling both too hot and too cold at the same time, unable to find a comfortable position and to get the voices in your head to shut up.Â
When you roll over yet again, his voice rings through the dark, somewhat agitatedly asking whatâs wrong.Â
âNothing,â comes your frustrated reply, pressing your face deeper into the cushion, your eyes squeezed shut. After a few more breaths and zero sign of your brain slowing down, you turn towards him, only able to make out his silhouette in the dark. Your judgment is probably hazy with how tired you are, but the words are out of your mouth before you can think them over.
âCan I ask you a question, Agent Peña?âÂ
âJavier is fine.âÂ
Your heart gives a tiny flutter, despite your conflicted feelings about him, despite the question that youâre about to ask.Â
âWhy do you not like me?âÂ
Itâs inappropriate, especially right now, lying in the dark and sharing a fucking bed with him. But you think that if you donât ask now, you probably never will, and you need to know.Â
âWhy would you think that I donât like you?âÂ
You huff, squinting at him. âItâs pretty obvious. You donât trust my work, you never send me to go out, dismiss my intel most of the timeââÂ
Itâs silent for a long time, safe for his quiet breaths.Â
âThatâs notââ He sighs deeply, turning his head towards you as well. âThatâs not true. Youâre making it about yourself when you shouldnât. I treat you exactly like your colleagues, youâre the one taking it personal.âÂ
Itâs curt, dismissive. Laced with carefully feigned indifference, bordering on coldness. Too carefully. You didnât think heâd lie to you if you asked him this directly, but here you are.Â
Blinking back angry tears, you roll onto your back again, unseeingly staring at the ceiling. You donât understand why it hits you like this. Youâve had shitty bosses before, far worse than Peña. Youâve just never wanted them to like you the way you want him to.Â
âGood night, Agent Peña.â You turn onto your other side, your back towards him.Â
âGood night,â comes his solemn reply.Â
You donât wake up with his arms around you again, thankfully, but he hasnât exactly kept to his side of the bed either. One hand is curled over your shoulder, like he had to reach out and hold onto you in his sleep.Â
Youâre the one taking it personal.Â
Clearly he hasnât been reaching for you specifically. Itâs probably just second nature for him, something that usually goes well with the women sharing his bed.Â
Youâre able to shake his hold off without waking him up, something that youâre grateful for.Â
When he wakes and repeats how he thinks you should abandon the investigation, you donât argue. Itâs a quiet affair, packing up and getting ready to leave.Â
Sitting in the driverâs seat, he turns to you, his brow furrowed into that moody expression youâve gotten used to. âIâve been thinking,â he begins, eyeing you warily. âWeâre not far from the ocean right now. Have you been to the beach since you came to Colombia?âÂ
You raise an eyebrow in mild suspicion, curious where heâs going with this.Â
âI havenât been out of BogotĂĄ since I landed there. ButââÂ
His eyes grow softer, his hand twitching like he almost reached out towards you.Â
âNo buts. At least then it wonât have been a total waste of time to come here, right?âÂ
The dig towards you, towards the reason you drove all the way out here for nothing isnât lost on you. You donât have it in you to argue against it, so you just nod, staring straight ahead.Â
Javier realizes how badly you misunderstood his words as soon as theyâre out of his mouth and he sees your face. He doesnât know how he consistently manages to fuck up his interactions with you like this. Itâs not him, the blundering, the words constantly coming out all wrong, but you make him nervous in a way that he hasnât experienced in years.Â
He starts driving, hopeful to somehow still be able to turn this trip around. Thereâs a whole day on the road ahead of them, and heâd much rather spend those hours without feeling like heâs made you hate him.Â
You do soften at the sight of the ocean, the sound of waves rolling against the shore having a soothing effect almost instantly. Itâs beautiful, the water a brilliant blue, the sun glittering on the surface. You canât be mad right now, not even at Javier, whoâs keeping his distance, letting you wander along the shore by yourself.Â
You focus on taking in the scenery, hoping to somehow take it with you to when youâre back in your bleak, government issued apartment, staring at the vastness of gray buildings that is of BogotĂĄ.Â
When you turn back to him, his eyes are already on you, less tense, more open than youâre used to. You donât know how long theyâve been lingering on you, how little attention he had been paying to the nature surrounding you. How good it had felt, to see you like this, without the usual distaste in your face that you have come to regard him with most of the time. The silhouette of you against the bright sky, your skin glowing under the beaming sun.Â
âThank you,â you say, actually smiling at him. A spark of warmth grows in his chest. âThis was a good idea, Iâ I enjoyed it.âÂ
âIâm glad.â He eagerly returns the smile, allows himself to reach out and graze one finger against the soft skin of your hand. Finding himself unable to stop touching you, now that heâs had a taste of it.
Confusion crosses your face before you quickly avert your eyes, but you donât pull away. It gives him a sliver of hope, that maybe youâre starting to understand what he doesnât know how to tell you.Â
After a mostly quiet drive back, both of you too exhausted to talk much, Javier drops you off at your apartment, his hand once again hovering over yours before you get out.Â
âGood night,â he breathes, a small smile tugging at the corners of his lips. After a moment of hesitation, he continues on. âYouâ youâre doing good work. Donât beat yourself up over this, okay?âÂ
You manage a nod, murmuring thank you, Javier before opening the car door and stepping out onto your street, illuminated by the glow of yellow lights. You only realize that you used his first name by the time that your apartment door falls shut behind you. It doesnât bother you as much as you thought it would.Â
Breathing in the familiar scent of your own place, a deep relief washes over you, reveling in the knowledge that youâre gonna sleep in your own bed tonight, alone. You turn on your shower, eager to let the warm water soothe your muscles, stiff from spending the entire day in a car.Â
When you exit the bathroom, wrapped into a towel and with a cloud of steam accompanying you, your answering machine is blinking. You press the button to let the message play, moving through your apartment to put on your comfiest sleepwear and ready to fall straight into bed.Â
You stop in your tracks when Javierâs voice rings through the room, tripping over the words in a way thatâs difficult to associate with the calm, self-assured man that you know.Â
âHey, itâs Javier. Youâ youâre probably showering, or already asleep. I justâ I didnât mean to hurt your feelings these past days, orâ or any day, really. I wanted you to know that. Youâre good at what you do, you really are, butâ I worry about you, I guess. And I know that I shouldnât, that I shouldnât treat you differently. Itâsâ itâs not because I donât like you. I like you too much, if anything, andâ and now I know what itâs like to sleep next to you, andâ anyway, Iâmâ shit, Iâm making a fool of myself. Justâ just call me back. Please.â
Your hand finds your phone as soon as the recording ends.
thank you for reading! as always, reblogs, comments and asks are love and absolutely make my day <3
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summary: fans donât like landoâs new girlfriend because how scary and emotionless she looks, but he could care less.
warnings: mention of fans not liking the reader
pairing: fem! reader x lando norris
genre: fluff, short one shot, established relationship
face claim: none
author note: lowkey kinda sucks. i donât have much motivation to write rn but i wanted to upload something đ„Č
⊠. ăâș ă . ⊠. ăâș ă . ⊠⊠. ăâș ă . ⊠. ăâș ă . âŠ
the couple had only been dating for only eight months before lando decided to reveal his girlfriend to the public. y/n had no problem with keeping it a secret since they were both unsure if their relationship would even work given the busy schedules they had, but through a lot of communication they managed to make it work. however, fans werenât very happy since y/n always looked emotionless or angry on screen and in photos despite lando having a giant smile on his face that could rival all mightâs ( my hero academia reference ) when heâs beside her. his fans were very vocal about how they felt about her, but neither of them cared.
the british grand prix was only a few days away and ever since they started dating, lando had dreamed of having her being by his side. however, y/n ( had exams that weekend / couldnât get time off work ). he tried not to show that he was upset, brushing it off with a simple; "well, there's always next year", but y/n knew him too well and knew how much this race meant to him. any other race would have been understandable, but this was the british grand prix.
when lando arrived on thursday, he was immediately greeted by cameras, microphones, and merchandise being shoved at him from every direction.
"you look a little down, lando. not a fan of the weather?" it was quite cloudy that day and the rain was starting to pick up, but it was far from the reasoning behind his mood
"just didn't get a good sleep"
"oh?"
y/n had gone to bed much earlier than usual, saying she needed all the energy she possibly could for tomorrow. lando inquired about what was so important, but she refused to tell him. he had stayed up last night and wondered about what was happening; was her exam worth much more than he realised? / did her job have a special work thing going on that he doesn't remember?
lando sighed deeply as he made his way inside the hospitality area. his hand itching to grab his phone and text y/n despite knowing that she would be busy.
⊠. ăâș ă . ⊠. ăâș ă . ⊠⊠. ăâș ă . ⊠. ăâș ă . âŠ
y/n had lied.
she knew how much this race in particular meant to lando and she wasnât going to miss it, but the thought of surprising him made her lie about school / work.
unfortunately, her plan slightly backfired as she was going to surprise lando when he finished his practice session, but the weather delayed everything.
shrugging it off, y/n entered the garage to find her boyfriend dressed in his race suit with a windbreak over top and looked to be dozing off in a chair.
âlandoâ y/n tapped his shoulder gently as she sat down beside him
âoh, hey babyâ he commented while staring at her sleepily
. . .
he suddenly shot out of his chair making those around them jump in fright at the sudden movement.
ây/n?â lando rubbed his eyes. sure that his brain is still asleep and making him hallucinate
âyeah?â
âam i dreaming?â she rolled her eyes and turned her attention back to the tv where they were showing fans who were in colourful ponchos or raincoats
she almost laughed at seeing someoneâs poncho decorated with george russellâs face.
however, all emotion left y/n's eyes as her face popped up on the screen before it shifted towards lando who was just dazing at her lovingly.
if they were in a cartoon, his eyes would've been hearts.
she heard some people let out âawesâ and they started cooing at the couple making the edges of y/n's lips twitch upwards. she turned to her boyfriend and placed a hand on his cheeks before caressing softly.
once they were no longer on screen, y/n leaned forward and kissed her boyfriend gently.
⊠. ăâș ă . ⊠. ăâș ă . ⊠⊠. ăâș ă . ⊠. ăâș ă . âŠ
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jealousy looks great on you
hanni pham x fem!reader
synopsis: is she the asshole? hanniâfemale, 20 years oldâpretends to act oblivious to her girlfriend being jealous because she thinks her gf looks soooo good when sheâs bothered and protective
warnings: aespa member!reader ; i forgor the order of all of hannis shoots and stuff so pretend its in order ; nothing else??? ; haha kissing making out hahabhahahahjekekkeke ; not proofread, lillll rushed
a/n: am i the asshole for not knowing the order of each hanni gucci sponsor/campaign/eventâŠ
everyone and their mom knows that hanni is gorgeous. she's stunning both on the outside and inside, so it isnât surprising that sheâs the global ambassador of gucci.
unfortunately for you, her beloved girlfriend, that means a handful of others get to witness her beauty. youâve come to terms that sheâs not for your eyes only, but it still pains you regardless.
the first time it happened â hanniâs shoots coming out without you knowing beforehand â you were bothered, though not to such an extent.
as you were on the way to your girlfriendâs dorm, you had come across photos on twitter that showed you just what she had been up to. hanni posted phoning updates, and the first thought that echoed in your head was the fact that she would rather send pictures to her fans before you? hell, she never even texted you a selfie or anything.
when you had arrived at her dorm, opening the door with the spare key, you were met with minji making tea in the kitchen. you greeted her hastily, pursing your lips into a smile before crashing in your girlfriendâs room.
you were lounging on hanniâs bed, scrolling through your phone absentmindedly, when you heard the door to her dorm click open less than an hour later. your head snapped up as hanni walked in, fresh from her gucci shoot, her face lighting up when she saw you.
"hey, baby," she said softly, setting her bags down with a smile. "what are you doing here? i thought you had schedules tomorrow."
you grinned, leaning back against the pillows casually. "wanted to surprise you." you said with a playful lilt. "i snuck out of the sm dorms to see you."
hanniâs eyebrows raised, amused. "snuck out? just for me?"
you shrugged, trying to play it off coolly, but there was a certain edge to your tone when you spoke again. "yeah, well... i figured i should spend some time with my girlfriend. since sheâs apparently too busy being a gucci ambassador to tell me about her shoot. you never told me you had one." the words came out more snarky than you intended, and hanni looked at you, confused.
"what?" she asked, a soft laugh escaping her. she didnât seem to catch on to your subtle jealousy, but you kept your expression nonchalant.Â
"nevermind." you waved it off, sitting up and pulling her closer by her waist as she stood next to the bed. "just thought it was funny how i found out about your shoot at the same time as everyone else."
"huh?" she blinked at you, clearly still confused but too tired to overthink it. she stepped between your legs, leaning into your touch. "oh, i didnât even think about that... iâm sorry," she said genuinely, but you just shook your head, your fingers tightening around her waist.
"itâs whatever," itâs half of a lie. a smirk pulls at your lips as you tugged her down onto the bed beside you. "iâm here now, so i guess youâll just have to make up for lost time."
before hanni could say anything else, you started peppering her neck and jawline with soft kisses, your lips brushing against her skin in a way that made her shiver. her breath hitched, and she tilted her head to give you more access, her confusion from earlier completely forgotten.
"youâre so clingy tonight," she whispered, her voice laced with amusement as she wrapped her arms around you. "...not that iâm complaining."
"clingy? me?" you teased, your hands sliding under the hem of her shirt as you continued kissing her, your lips lingering a little longer on her pulse. "iâm just giving you the attention you deserve. you know, more than your fans could ever give."
hanni let out a soft laugh, her eyes fluttering shut as she melted into your touch. "youâre cute when youâre like this."
"you think so?" you smirked, pulling back just enough to look at her, your fingers tracing slow circles on her waist. you leaned in close, your lips brushing against her ear as you whispered, "iâm just giving you what you want."
hanniâs cheeks flushed, her heart racing as your lips grazed her skin again. she didnât question your behavior anymore, too caught up in the moment, and truthfully, she loved seeing you like thisâplayful, affectionate, and just a little bit possessive.
"youâre a tease," she mumbled, but her voice was breathless, and you could feel her hands tightening around you, holding you closer. you grinned, pressing one last kiss to her neck before pulling back with a satisfied smirk.
"maybe," you raise your brows before continuing, "but you like it, donât you?"
hanni rolled her eyes playfully, but she couldnât help the smile tugging at her lips. "yeah, i do."
you held her close, the jealousy still simmering in the back of your mind, but it didnât really matter anymore. being here with her, pampering her with affection, made it all fade away. and hanniâoblivious to the little hint of jealousyâjust thought you were being extra sweet, and that was enough for you.
â
it happens again a month later.
you were sitting at the kitchen island, scrolling through twitter with a frown as you mindlessly picked at your breakfast. the usual conversation between your members filled the dorm, but you were too distracted by your phone to engage. you kept staring at the pictures of hanni from her gucci shoot, looking gorgeous without even trying in every shot. the problem wasnât that she looked amazingâthe problem was that you had found out about it the same way everyone else had. again.
aeri, who noticed your unusually grumpy expression, raised an eyebrow as she sat down across from you. "whatâs up with you?" she asks, taking a sip of her juice. "you look like someone just took your switch. did you lose your animal crossing card again?â
you didnât answer, scrolling with a deeper frown, your breakfast was barely dented. aeri wasnât having it though, and before you could stop her, she reached across the counter and snatched your phone out of your hand.
"hey!" you protested, but she had already seen the screen.
"ohhhh," she grinned, holding the phone up. "so this is why youâre all moody. your girlfriend is eating." she swiped through the photos, admiring the outfits and the way hanni posedâeffortlessly and elegantly.
minjeong and jimin, hearing the commotion, walked over. "whatâs going on?" minjeong asks, leaning over aeriâs shoulder to peek at your phone. when she saw the pictures, her eyes widened. âwoah. your girlfriends really pretty.â
âi know. stop staring so hard.â you scold, grabbing the phone back. you look at it again and put your cheek on top of your palm. âbut i just found out about the shoot. iâm finding out about all these things the same time as her fucking fans.â
jimin chuckles, sitting down next to you. "so, why didnât she send you these pictures first? shouldnât the lover get the exclusive preview?"
"right!" you blurted out, your frustration finally spilling over. "iâm her girlfriend, and i had to find out with the rest of twitter. youâre telling me iâm the same priority as a fucking stan account? i love hanni, like so fucking much, but i just⊠i donât know, i really wanted to be the first one to see her like this. i wanted the exclusive." you crossed your arms, feeling a bit ridiculous now that you said it out loud.
aeri, minjeong, and jimin exchanged amused glances before bursting into laughter.
"youâre such a loser," minjeong teases, nudging you with her elbow. "i canât believe youâre pouting over this."
"iâm not pouting," you grumbled through a pout.
jimin patted your back sympathetically, though she was still grinning. "look, i get it â kinda. but youâve gotta admit, she looks really good. like, really good."
you couldnât argue with that. your eyes drifted back to your phone. hanni looked incredible, and despite your initial grumpiness, you couldnât help but stare at the pictures again,Â
"yeahâŠ" you muttered, a small smile tugging at your lips. "she looks amazing. so stop staring so hard at her.â you add, hiding your phone from your members dramatically.
aeri looked at you with a smirk. "itâs not so bad. youâre still her number one, even if twitter got the pictures first."
âfuck you,â you sigh, poking at your breakfast.
jimin laughs, shaking her head. "just text her later and ask for your own special âphoningâ update. iâm sure sheâll send you something.
you sigh, already feeling your mood lift a little as you turn on your phone, gazing at the photos again. "yeah, maybe i will."
your members tease you a little more before they let it go, but you couldnât help but replay the thought of hanni looking so good, feeling just a little more eager to see her later. even if you didnât get the first look, she was still yours, and that was enough â in a sense.
â
it was not enough in any sense. your schedule is too busy for you to really think about it though.
this time it was time for an important shoot on your schedule. you stand in front of the mirror, letting the stylist adjust your outfit for the prada shoot. the makeup artists had done an incredible job, and your stylist had put together a look that was nothing short of flawless. feeling confident, you snapped a few pictures of yourself in the mirror, making sure to capture every angle. after reviewing them, you immediately sent them to hanni, grinning as you opened facetime and waited for her to pick up.
when she did, hanniâs face lit up the second she saw you on the screen. "oh my god," she said, eyes wide with admiration as she took in your look. "you look so, holyâ i hate you, you know?"
right,â you chuckled, feeling your heart skip a beat at the way she was looking at the screen with such amazement in her eyes. "i figured youâd like the outfit," you said, grinning as you showed her the full look by angling the phone at your attire. "they really went all out with this one."
"i love it," she says, biting her lip as she watched you through the screen. "youâre seriously killing me right now. i donât know how iâm supposed to function after seeing this. are you insane?â
you felt your cheeks warm at her words, even though you were used to her compliments. "thanks, idiot," you murmur, unable to stop yourself from smiling like a loser. "but you know, you never sent me any pictures from your gucci shoots. i had to find out through twitter the last two times, you know?"
your tone was light, and you tried to keep it casual, but you couldnât help the small pout that formed on your lips. hanni noticed immediately, and instead of addressing your playful complaint, she laughed softly.
"oh, weâre talking about that, huh?" she teases, her voice playful. "are you trying to guilt-trip me?"
you snickered, then shrugged, acting like it wasnât a big deal, but you couldnât hide the teasing smile tugging at your lips. "iâm just saying. iâd like my own special update, you know? iâm your girlfriend, after all."
hanni laughs again, but instead of responding to your comment, she flirted back without missing a beat. "well, you look too good for me to think straight right now, so maybe weâll talk about it later," she said with a small smirk.
you roll your eyes playfully, but the warmth in your chest didnât fade. "sure, just flirt your way out of it, as usual.â
"hmm, is it working?" she asks, tilting her head with a playful glint in her eyes.
you pout even more exaggeratedly. "maybeâŠ"
hanniâs soft laugh made you melt, and even though she didnât give you the exclusive photos you wanted, you couldnât be mad when she was looking at you like that. she was still admiring you through the screen, biting her lip in a way that made your heart race.
"youâre kind of really hot." she admits absentmindedly.
"yeah?" you asked, feeling a flutter in your chest.
"yeah," she admitted. "like, seriously. the pictures you sent are sooooooooâŠâ
you smirk, feeling a bit of pride swell up inside you. "good. you deserve to suffer after what you did to me with that gucci shoot."
hanni laughs again, shaking her head. "fine, fine. iâll send you some pictures next time, but for now, just know that iâm maybe a little in love with you. i think i have a crush on you."
you couldnât help but laugh at that, any lingering pout quickly disappearing. "really?â you joke.
âmaybe.â she giggles. âiâll let you go on and be all hot for the cameras, okay?â
âmhm, i love you.â
âi love you more.â hanni says, to which you respond with a roll of your eyes.
â
again. of course it happens again.
you were casually scrolling through your phone during a break at the dorm, not expecting much until you came across her.
hanniâs newest shoot, the one that had her trending all over social media, literally every platform. your jaw immediately dropped. she was in milan, draped in a top that left her entire back exposed, and the way she carried itâconfident, stunningâit was like she owned the entire world in that moment. you froze, eyes glued to the screen, unable to tear your gaze away.
even worse, you really canât tell at this point, was the photos of her in the car. her hair sat perfectly and made her features stand out, the way she looked at the camera made your lips part slightly, and you couldnât be more amazed.
minjeong, sitting across from you, noticed your reaction instantly. "whatâs going on with you?" she asks, raising an eyebrow. "you look like youâve just seen a ghost."
you didnât respond, too busy staring at the photos. your thumb mindlessly swiped through image after image, each one worse than the last because hanni just looked that good. she was a whole flight away from you, looking like that, and you were here, losing your mind over it.
jimin peers over your shoulder, curious. "is this about hanni again?"
you blink, realizing you havenât said a word. "âŠmaybe."
aeri snickered, leaning in to see what you were looking at. "let me guessâoh, wow." her eyes widened as she took in the photos. "okay, I get it. no wonder youâre freaking out. jesus christ.â
you felt a wave of heat creep up your neck as the rest of aespa started glancing at your phone, throwing teasing comments about how smitten you looked. but all you could focus on was hanni, her back out for the world to see, and you needed her back here â both her and her back, and her in that top, and her, just her âwith you, immediately.
you genuinely couldnât take it anymore. without a second thought, you screenshotted one of the tweets, zooming in on the picture that was making you lose your senses. you opened your messages with hanni, sent the image, and typed out, âwe need to have a talk when youâre back.â
it was a simple message, but you knew hanni would understand the underlying meaning â to an extent. the second you hit send, your heart raced, imagining her reaction.
hanni was in milan, probably busy with her schedule, but you pictured her reading your text and furrowing her brows in confusion. an hour later, she replied with a simple, âwhat the hell??âfollowed by a flurry of mixes of punctuation, numbers, and signs.
you bit your lip, fighting back a grin. the rest of your members were still laughing at how flustered you were, but you didnât care. all you knew was that the second hanni got back, you were going to have a very important conversation with her.
(maybe one that started with a kiss.)
â
hanni had gotten back to seoul a day after you sent the message. to be completely honest, she had been thinking about the message since you sent it.
she didnât even have time to go to her room, immediately unwinding in the living room and grabbing an extra pack of pjâs in her backpack to bring to the bathroom.
she finished and changed into your t-shirt and her old plaid pants. she opened the door to her room, fresh from her shower with her damp hair falling onto her shoulders, she barely had time to react when you suddenly pulled her in, pinning her to the door with a soft but fixed grip.
she gasps, her eyes wide with surprise.
one: hanni didnât expect to see you so soon. two: wow, youâre really close and she canât even deny that this isnât the slightest bit⊠hot.
âwhy didnât you show me those pictures, huh?â your voice was low, but there was a teasing edge in it as you leaned in closer, your face just inches from hers. âwhy do i have to find out about your shoots at the same time as your fans? iâm your girlfriend, hanni. i shouldâve seen it first.â
hanni tilted her head, smiling up at you as she tried to hold back a laugh. âso this is what itâs been all about?â she asks, her voice playful. âi knew you were just jealous.â
âiâm not jealous,â you deny immediately, but your grip on her waist tightens just a little, and you could feel the heat crawling up your neck. the way hanni was looking at you, with that smug, knowing smile, wasnât helping your case at all.
âoh, come on,â she teases, her voice soft and alluring as she brought a hand up to brush a stray piece of hair behind your ear. âyouâve been acting all weird just because i didnât send you pictures first?â
you huff, turning your head slightly. âi just think itâs fair that i get a sneak peek. is that so much to ask?âÂ
hanni grins, clearly entertained by how flustered you were. she leaned in a little closer, her voice dropping to a whisper. âyou know... you look really good when youâre jealous.â
your demeanor faltered. her words, her tone, the way she was looking at you with those teasing eyes, ones that stared more intensely than in the photosâit was all too much. your lips brushed against her jawline, soft and slow, and you heard her inhale sharply. your hands, now resting on her waist, pulled her even closer, and she practically melted against you.
âyouâre lucky youâre cute,â you mumble between kisses, trailing from her jaw to her neck, your lips lingering longer as you felt her shift in your arms, her breath hitching slightly.
hanniâs laughter was lighter now, softer, as she squirmed just enough to maneuver herself out of your grip and guide you over to her bed. before you knew it, she was in your lap, straddling you, her arms wrapped around your shoulders, and that teasing smile was back on her lips.
âyouâre really gonna deny being jealous?â she questions, running her fingers through your hair, her touch sending little shivers down your spine. âyou look like, really good when you are.â
you pout, though the effect was probably lost with how warm and flustered you felt under her gaze. âshut up.â you groan.
hanniâs grin only widened.
âsee? wasnât so hard to admit, was it?â she pokes at your nerves, leaning down to press a kiss to your temple, then to the corner of your mouth.
you groan, pulling her closer, your hands firm on her waist as she shifted in your lap. âfine. but just so you know, iâll be expecting all the teaser images.â
âyour job is getting to you.â
âshh.â
hanni laughs, her fingers tracing lightly over your collarbone. âdeal. though, i kind of like you like this,â she adds, her voice softening as she looked down at you. âall pouty and clingy. might make you more jealous on purpose again cutie.â
you roll your eyes, but canât stop the smile tugging at your lips. âyouâre impossible.â
âand yet, here we are,â she whispers, her lips ghosting over yours before pressing against them in a soft, lingering kiss that made your heart race all over again.
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cinema seven | s.reid
summary; spencer goes to see a movie in cinema with derek, when cinema seven breaks down, he offers to help the pretty â all too stressed manger (who he has been too nervous to ask out) fix the projectors.
warnings; guys this fic is actually just for me. cinema manger reader, fem reader, they lowkey break rules but we donât talk about that, probably boy band haired reid and ooc spencer bc they flirt or banter idk, fluff!! So much fluff!!spencer has been pinning for a while
an; i am a cinema manger đ cinema seven is making me want to die because of the bloody projectors breaking constantly. this is probably soo ooc, and also like uncorrectly timed bc it based off how cinemaâs are now, not how they were. Whoops. this has been in my drafts for weeks and i hate it.
Dimly low lights lit the theatre room, couples, families and other guests filling the space of the soft red velvet chairs set aligned, finding their seats as the advertisementâs played over the big screen in front of them, the stairs lit with small red lights to ensure everyone knew where they were going, and to ensure nobody missed a step under the dim lit lights.
The room smelt strongly of sweet buttered popcorn, and whatever antiseptic spray had been used to wipe down the cupholders of the seats when being cleaned in between movie sessions, the smell sent a small wave of reassurance over Spencer.
Spencer had never been a massive fan of cinemas, he preferred watching his documentaries or showâs from his couch at home, curled up in blankets, in an area he knew was completely sanity, away from the public and in his own space. However, lately Derek had been inviting him to the cinema more and more after he agreed the first time.
He didnât necessarily mind, and he knew why Derek had continued to invite him â which was the reason he didnât mind so much. The first time they had come to the cinema apparently they had picked a bad time, since it was absolutely packed the minute they arrived.
Thats when Spencer had seen you, working on one of the tillâs. He had been to the cinema before, but he had never seen you before. As they got closer and the queue shortened, he was able to read the small âmangerâ badge that hug off the lanyard around your neck.
Explained why he hadnât seen you at the front before.
His palms had grown clammy as the line grew shorter, whatever Derek had been talking about was completely lost on Spencer, his gaze was locked on your pretty face smiling at a young kid who â spencer assumed â was blabbering about something, hardly coherent over the noise of the people around, but you smiled and nodded none the less as you handed the parents boxes of popcorn.
That was the first time he went to the cinemaâs with Derek. Derek had watched the boy stumble over his words as he spoke to you when you served them, cheeks flushing and his gaze never meeting yours for two long. You had laughed and told him to take his time as you wiped down the benches, listening intently. He had taken note of the way you juggled tasks all at once, making popcorn, serving, cleaning.
He had been three times since, the second time wasnât with Derek, and he honestly didnât really want to see a movie, he just wanted to see you, unfortunately you werenât working and he was left seeing a movie he didnât actually want to watch.
Derek teased the boy endlessly, about his cinema crush. Which was why him and Derek were here now. Again, a movie Spencer had no interest in, but it was busy enough that you would have to be working tills. That was enough to justify seeing a boring film to Spencer.
He had seen you, you had served them and when you smiled widely with recognition of their faces Spencer felt like he was about to pass out with how hard his head was beating. Now he was sitting in the cinema, next to Derek who was shovelling handfuls of popcorn into his mouth before the movie had actually even started.
It was only about five minutes into the actual film when the sound had dropped out.
It was another five minutes before people started talking, before someone had stood up to leave the cinema. Then another two minutes before a worker â not you, a different one, came in and looked over the screen before talking into a hand held radio.
People were growing frustrated, annoyed and restless in waiting. Fair enough, no one really wanted to see a film with no sound. However what made Spencer pinch his eyebrows together with a frown is when you did walk in, and there was someone else standing, obviously taking their frustration out on you.
Spencer looked at Derek, who looked at him at the same time, obviously noticing the interaction before the guy had returned to his seat in a frustrated huff. Then your voice rang out throughout the cinema as you stood to the side, Spencer watched from his seat as your hands toyed with the lanyard around your neck.
âIm really sorry about this guysâ Weâve been having issues all day. Just give me a couple of minutes to try to fix the projector then Iâll put it back to before the sound went off, so you donât miss anything.â You sounded stressed, clearly apologetic as you spoke. There were mumbling that went around the cinema. Spencerâs eyebrows furrowed as you ran your hand through your hair before turning to walk out.
Spencerâ didnât know what was going through his mind when he stood up and made his way down the stairs, ignoring the confused splutter from Derek. Spencer made his way out of the cinema, looking around at the foyer area, it didnât take long to see you.
Standing there, you were talking to another customer, clearly stressed and in a rush but still respectful. He waited patiently before the customer thanked you and walked away. His feet worked quicker than his mind could when he walked up to you.
âHiâ he said gently. Your eyes lifted to his before you looked towards a doorway, you smiled softly. He stood in front of you, your hands continued to fidget, he noticed that, he noticed the way your cheeks were slightly flushed and a few baby hairs stuck to your forehead from sweat.
You wiped your cheek, âHi- Cinema seven right? I promise Iâm getting there â Im so sorry.â You apologised, his heart both warmed and ached for different reasons, one because you remembered what movie he had gone to see, and because you sounded so insanely overwhelmed. There was a slight shake in your tone, he noticed.
He nodded, âyeah- But uh- I just- Whatâs the issue?â He asked, he wanted to slap himself in the face for the way he stuttered over his words. He was embarrassing himself, and wasting your time and he knew he should probably just turn around and walk back to his seat but he couldnât.
A sigh left your lips, âI honestly have no idea â all day the sound has just been going out, it works for a bit but itâs just â so annoying. Iâve tried restarting it like ten times â i canât seen any obvious issue, I really am so sorry.â You continue to apologise, he hated that you were apologising for an issue that was out of your control, its not like you went and broke the projector.
âNo- Its okay. I just â I could look at it â if you want? If thats okay? I just, uh.. know quite a bit about them..â He offered, because you looked so stressed and so overwhelmed and he just wanted to help in any way he possibly could. This was something he knew he could do, he was smart enough to figure it out.
You sighed and smiled gently at him, âThats really nice and I would totally say yes â like i genuinely would but we canât uhâ have customers going up there.â You mumbled out, almost as if you were genuinely disappointed by the fact.
He nodded in understanding because it made sense, of course you couldnât. Projectors werenât cheap by any means and if you just let customers go up there then chances are they would all be broken within minutes.
âIm not- I work for the FBI, I-I can show you my badge.â He mumbled, hand already reaching out for his pocket to pull out his badge and flick it open. Now, Spencer didnât use his job as a personal weapon often; however this was different. This was you, and you were oh so pretty.
He watched as your eyes trailed down his hands to his badge, reading over the information before your eyes flickered back up to his â you were considering it, he could basically see the mental debate you were having with yourself. He hoped you said yes, because if not then he had wasted an incredible amount of your time and was actually just stopping your from doing your job.
Then you huffed out a small breath of air, âYou know what youâre doing?â You asked.
He nodded instantly, âIf it helps I have an IQ of 187 and have three pHDâs?â He offered the information, not to impress but to provide some sort of comfort to the clear worry over your features.
Yours eyes met his and you just looked at him for a minute â trying to find any hint of dishonesty in his features, but when you didnât you huffed out a small âokay.â Before turning around, Spencer followed you.
His mind was spinning. If he thought he was flustered before now was something else. His skin felt so hot he wanted to dive into a pool of pure ice, despite knowing that it wouldnât actually be nearly as enjoyable as it sounded right now.
âPlease donât make me regret this. And pleaseâ for the love of everything above, donât break anything, i do not need to loose my job right nowâ you had mumbled as he followed you up the stairs after you unlocked the door. He smiled gently at your words and the trust you were putting in him, maybe it was naive and stupid if it was someone else who had bad intentions, but you took your chances with him.
Spencer steps up to the controls, eyeing the mess with a focused look, his fingers tracing over the switches and buttons like heâs reading a puzzle. âWow,â he says after a beat. âThis is⊠pretty old-school.â
You let out a short laugh, leaning against the doorway. âYeah, tell me about it. Iâm honestly surprised we havenât had more breakdowns.â
He glances over at you, his expression softening. âYouâve been keeping this place running pretty well, considering.â
The compliment catches you off guard, and for a moment, you feel your face flush. You quickly shake it off and nod toward the panel. âSo, you think you can fix it?â
Spencer nods confidently, already getting to work. Heâs methodical as he checks the wires and makes adjustments, explaining the technicalities as he goes. You pretend to understand most of it, but really, youâre just watching him, impressed by how he seems to know exactly what to do.
After a few minutes of working in silence, he glances at you again. âYou know,â he says with a small grin, âthis isnât the first time Iâve saved a situation with some quick rewiring.â He grows more comfortable under your gaze as time goes on, the nerves still fluttering through his body, he tries to keep his hands as steady as possible â because you were trusting him.
âOh?â You raise an eyebrow, intrigued despite yourself.
âYeah. One time, I had to disarm a bomb using only a circuit board and a pair of wire cutters.â He pauses, eyes sparkling with that same quiet confidence. âThis is a little less stressful.â
You laugh, shaking your head. âI should hope so.â
The conversation continues like thatâlight, easy, playful. and the tension youâve been feeling all evening starts to melt away. Thereâs something about his calm demeanor that puts you at ease, like you can trust him to handle things, not just here, but in general. Itâs a strange feeling, but a good one.
Finally, he steps back from the panel, brushing his hands together. âThat should do it.â
You blink, glancing at the screen where the sound has suddenly returned, loud and clear. âYou fixed it?â
âLooks like it,â he says, his voice soft but full of satisfaction.
A wave of relief washes over you. You hadnât realized just how tightly wound youâd been until now. You smile, unable to hold back your gratitude. âThank you. Seriously, you have no idea how much this helps.â
Spencer shrugs, looking a little bashful. âItâs nothing, really.â
But itâs not nothing. You can feel that. Heâs helped you out, more than just with the projector, and the gratitude in your chest grows warmer.
You glance at him, hesitating. He can see it in your gaze, your eyes are on his, a warm smile on your face. He has to stop his mind from drifting away.
âI donât know how to thank you,â you say, your voice softer now, more personal. âIs there anything I can doâ Free tickets, do you need more popcorn?â That doesnât do it justice. If thereâs anything I can do to make it up to you, please let me knowâ You rambled and his heart fluttered.
Thereâs a pause, just long enough for you to wonder what heâs thinking. Then, he meets your eyes, his expression a mix of uncertainty and hope. âHow about a date?â
The question hangs in the air, and your heart skips a beat.
It takes a moment to process what heâs asking, but when you do, you feel a smile tugging at your lips. âYouâre asking me out?â
He nods, looking more nervous than youâve ever seen him. âIf youâre free. Iâd really like to take you out sometime.â
You furrow your eyebrows slightly, hands coming back up to fumble with the lanyard on your neck â for maybe the hundredth time. You look over his face as id you donât believe him for a moment before you let out a breathy laugh, and for a moment his heart dropped with the idea of rejection.
âYeah- Yeah. Iâd like that.â You said. And he felt like the wind had been knocked out of him.
Spencer liked the cinemaâs a lot more now.
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Update: I was Wrong (incorrect info in red)
FLYING BARK IS NOT GONE: about the trailer animation
PLEASE DO NOT SPREAD THE IDEA THAT FLYING BARK WAS REPLACED.
THIS IS FALSE.
Flying Bark made the decision to outsource additional animation, this includes things like trailers and promos- not the actual show. this decision was made because Flying Bark is also currently working on the upcoming animated ATLA movie, and they needed to lessen their workload. Flying Bark is still handling the animation of the actual episodes and specials, they just needed some breathing room and got that by giving some of the less important responsibilities- like promos and trailers- to someone else for the time being.
the animation isn't even bad, there's no need to act like this is the end of the world and start acting like everything will be changed forever. though I will give some of ya'll the benefit of the doubt and say you probably didn't know these details, but we shouldn't have jumped to conclusions anyway.
edit: there is a post saying that Wildbarin has a deal for two seasons + specials of LMK, this was a misread, the site this info was taken from was mentioning the already existing content for LMK on Amazon Kids+. the deal wildbrain was, again, for the additional animation. Please do not harass this blog if you see the post however.
edit 2: it has been alleged that Wildbrain has been given a 1-2 year deal for two seasons + a special per leaked "legal documents" from Flying Bark, and I may have been wrong in the above edit. this has yet to be confirmed, if it comes out as true then I will be removing this post, so far I have seen nothing but the misread website however. that being said if it is true, FLYING BARK IS STILL SET TO RETURN ONCE THAT DEAL IS FINISHED. but be warned, my word is not law, and I'm not infallible.
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SPREAD THE WORD
PLEASE DO NOT HARASS ANYONE FROM LMK'S TEAMS OR WILDBRAINS'S OR ANY OTHER PERSON SPREADING NEWS ON THE SHOW
UPDATE:
thank you to @anxiescape for providing more information/confirmation directly from Flying Bark
(Tweet from a director at Flying Bark)
unfortunately Flying Bark does seem to be fully parting ways with LEGO Monkie Kid due to the inability to keep up with deadlines, likely contributing to the decision to sign off the license to Wildbrain as that would make a change from hand drawn animation to puppet 2d/3d animation.
please note that the voice teams and writing teams are remaining the same, only the animation team is being changed.
that being said looking at the trailer the main differences in the animation appears to be in the dept and lighting, things that can be easily fixed and likely are only off because the are unfinished. the animation we see in the trailer is likely not the final product, and I implore fans to remain patient and respectful with our new animation team.
(but again, please do not take my world for law, I am not immune to human error)
I apologize for helping further misinformation about lmk s5.
farewell Flying Bark, you'll be missed.
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A Cinderella Story || Anthony Bridgerton
-PART TWO-
Summary: Have courage, and be kind. Words that you tried to live by ever since the passing of your parents. Though your step-mother and step-sisters did everything in their power to hide you and your status away from the rest of the Ton, you never expected to catch the eye of Viscount Anthony Bridgerton himself.
Authors Note: This is my first Bridgerton series! I had an absolute ball writing this, and I hope you enjoy it! There is a tag list open if anyone wishes to be kept updated for future parts. I would also like to apologise for the previous tag list not working! It has been fixed now! Gif by @fifty5hades
|PART ONE|
The horses had been restless ever since you had arrived in town. Lady Worthington, Elizabeth and Mary had been traversing between multiple shops for hours now, the three of them making multiple trips back to stuff every inch of the carriage full of boxes and bags that contained every expensive item of clothing imaginable.
The horses flinched every time the carriage doors slammed closed, their heads lifting upward as they were startled by the harsh sound. But after a few gentle pats and sweetly whispered words, the two black geldings calmed down and went back to their idling. You released a deep sigh, gently ruffling the horsesâ mane as you people watched. Lords and Ladyâs strolled by, some of them sneering at your dirty and slightly big dress, but you didnât mind. You never had minded.
Sure, these clothes werenât kept in line with their usual standard upkeep, but it was all that you had. Clothes were better than none at all. You had been so caught up tending to the horses, that you hadnât noticed the figure creeping up behind you along the cobblestones. You jumped as the culprit tickled your sides, releasing a loud shriek as you spun around to meet the face of a young girl you knew all too well.
âOh god, Eloise! Donât do that!â You cried, the young Bridgerton cackling at your fright. She smiled, lightly punching your shoulder as she cried âOh come on, this is the first time I have seen you in weeks! Does that wicked woman lock you up in a tower or something?â
âShe might as wellâŠâ You replied sharply, gripping the harness of the horse closest to you âI havenât seen the sun in days.â
âDonât you joke about that, you know I will actually have my brothers come and save you from that hellâ Eloise teased, pointing her finger at you with a stern expression. You rolled your eyes, shaking your head as a small yet grateful smile graced your lips.
Eloise Bridgerton, the fifth eldest in the Bridgerton family, had figured out who you were the first moment she had met you. She was smart and witty, and had instantly put two and two together, and had no problem reminding you whenever she ran into you on the street.
The daughter of one of the most prominent Lords on the ton, suddenly vanishes after her fatherâs unfortunate and sudden death, running away due to the grief and sadness at the loss of her parents. Then not two days later, a new maid is hired. The ton wasnât the biggest fan of the Worthington family, according to Eloise. The horror stories she had heard from Daphne and her brothers were more or less disturbing to say the least. She had never met your stepsisters, and prayed that she never would, but of course with the latest season coming up, that might be a little hard.
You turned to face Eloise fully, leaning back slightly as the horseâs head chased after your attention, obscuring your view slightly. âAnd just what are you doing in town? I thought you would have been at home preparing for Lady Danburyâs ball this evening?â
Eloise groaned loudly, slumping against the side of the carriage with a loud thump. You laughed softly at her behaviour, watching as she rolled her eyes and turned her gaze skyward. âThough I so wish that I could stay at home and read the night away, my mother has made it clear that I am to find something nice to wear for this evening. I am being chaperoned by my brother-â
âOh?â You asked teasingly, chuckling at the glare that formed on her face âand which brother do you have the pleasure of accompanying you tonight?â
âOh, you are so funnyâŠâ Eloise grumbled, crossing her arms over her front with a huff ââŠI am being chaperoned right now! âSo that I may not run awayâ, according to Anthony.â
Your laughter echoed throughout the street, as Eloise rushed forward and begged you to keep quiet. You held your stomach and wiped a stray tear from your eye, releasing the horseâs harness as you did so. âOh Eloise, I will say I do not envy you-â
âOh but I envy you! But remember you used to be a part of this lifeâ
âThe only ball I went to was when I was a child, and even then, I donât remember that much of itâ.
Eloise scoffed, shaking her head in disbelief. âTo be blessed with such fortune as you have, though I suppose being related to Lady Worthington can be accustomed to being related to a toad-â
âShhhhhhh!â You hushed, pressing a finger to your lips as Eloise smirked âDonât say such things out loud! They could be back any minute-â
âOh, I donât care much. That woman is despicable-â
You watched her eyes widen, her words dying out as a small squeak replaced her sentence. Focused on the space behind you, you turned quickly and froze, suddenly feeling rather small and very aware of your current dress.
Anthony Bridgerton, the Viscount himself stood before you. He stood tall, hands clasped together behind his back as his deep brown eyes flickered between the two of you. You suddenly felt self-conscious the longer he stared at you, but you were the first to look away as you bowed your head, and once again returned to tending the horses.
âMust you always be difficult, dear sisterâ The Viscount spoke sarcastically, a small huff escaping him as he clenched his jaw in annoyance. You heard Eloise groan, âMust you always insist on stopping and chatting with every Lord you see? Surely it gets rather tiringâ.
âIt is polite, EloiseâŠâ he spoke through gritted teeth âneed I remind you that your prospects this season rely on me helping you to find a suitable husband-â
âAh yes, because Daphneâs season went so unbelievably well. Tell me dear brother, how was it that Lord Berbrooke became our dear sisterâs only suitor for some time, hm? Who, pray tell, was responsible for that match, until our lovely Daphne married the Duke of Hastings?â
The scowl that formed on the Viscountâs face caused an unpleasant shiver to run down your spine, but you couldnât help but chuckle softly as Eloise stuck out her tongue in retaliation to her brotherâs disapproving look.
You turned your gaze upward and met the Viscountâs eyes. He was looking you over, his scowl turning into a gentle smile as he sighed heavily. âYouâll have to forgive my sister, unfortunately she seems to forget her manners when in publicâ he spoke informatively, sneering at Eloise as she rolled her eyes and mumbled under her breath.
You shrugged your shoulders, âThereâs nothing to forgive, my Lord. I am well acquainted with your sisterâs antics Iâm afraid-â
âDonât you dare take his side Y/n!â Eloise screamed, stomping her foot like and annoyed child. You laughed a reply, noticing the man beside you chuckling alongside you âWe both know youâre not the biggest fan of society Eloise, I am simply stating fact-â
âI never thought you would betray me like thisâŠhow could youâ She spoke softly, clutching her chest in mock-hurt as she dramatically slid down the side of the carriage, coming to rest on the step below the door. You heard the Viscount laugh, âPerhaps Miss Y/n here as a point. You will have to be on your best behaviour tonight, so I suggest that perhaps you should start practicing your etiquette before then-â
âYou are both the worstâ Eloise grumbled, standing up from the carriage step and slowly walking towards the store front before her. âIf anyone needs me, I will be inside. The two of you can gossip about me at your own leisure while I suffer numerous dress-fittings insideâ She whined, opening the door and disappearing inside.
You once again turned your attention back to the Viscount, looking up at him shyly as you fiddled with your hands in front of you. âYour sister does mean well, you know. Forgive me for speaking out of turn, but I am lucky to have a friend like her, especially at my status.â
He smiled at your words, his eyes meeting yours and softening on your form. You felt nervous under his gaze, with how he was looking at you with such interest. No Lord had ever looked at you like this, nor even recognised your presence. It was nice.
âI know she has the best intentions, yet it is the way that she goes about them that sometimes hinders her reputationâ He replied, sighing heavily as he watched you intently for your reply. You shrugged âWell, she is a part of one of the most famous and revered families on the ton, she is constantly under the publicâs watchful eye. What is the harm of having some freedoms here and there?â.
Your question was innocent enough, but you noticed the Viscountâs brow furrow as he thought on your words. His gaze fell to the cobblestones in contemplation, before returning to your figure with a mischievous smile. âYou certainly know a lot of the ton. Tell me, how do you know so much?â.
Your eyes widened and a small blush crept onto your cheeks as you stuttered, âW-Well, Lady Worthington and her daughters discuss these sorts of matters quite openly-â
âWait, Lady Worthington?â he asked, his eyes suddenly wide with what you could only assume was fear. You eyed the Viscount suspiciously, tilting your head to the side as you spoke. âYes?...What of them?â
âOh no, nothing. It has only now just dawned on me that you are the same Y/n that Colin mentioned when he returned from the Worthington household after calling on Miss Elizabeth, and the same Y/n that Eloise calls a friend. I feel rather stupid for not realising it until now.â
A smile formed on your lips as you dismissed his revelation, âWell, Iâm not the most memorable person around, I am merely a maid-â
âA maid who has the ear of my sisterâŠand now mine I suppose.â
Your heart skipped a beat at his words, your cheeks once again flushing a bright red as you turned to face him. âYouâreâŠyouâre not ashamed to be speaking so openly with me?â you asked him softly, your eyes wide with shock as you waited anxiously for his reply.
The Viscount shook his head, lightly lifting his shoulders as he hummed. âShould I be? Anyone who works for Lady Worthington has my sympathies.â
Perhaps he would be ashamed, if he knew who you really were.
You were left speechless, unsure of how to reply to his words as your mouth fell open and closed. Before you could think of a reply, the store door burst open to reveal Eloise, who now looked incredibly pale and distraught. Both you and the Viscount shared a look of confusion.
âAre you alright Eloise?â You asked cautiously. She looked between you and her brother, breathing deeply in a panic.
âMy dear brother, if you wish to keep your marriage prospects hidden until the ball tonightâŠI suggest we runâ Eloise replied breathlessly, rushing over to her brother and taking his arm in hers.
âWhat are you talking about-â
âOh for the love of god, Lady Worthington and her daughters are inside! We should run, now!â
Your eyes met Eloiseâs, and then those of her brother who were just as wide, perhaps even more terrified. Without thinking, your shoved both Eloise and the Viscount down the street, laughing as you did so. âGo! Donât become trapped as I have!â
The Viscountâs laughter caused your heart to soar, as he waved a quick goodbye while Eloise dragged him away and around the corner, right on time as Lady Worthington, Mary and Elizabeth stormed out of the store in a huff. You returned to stand by the horses, trying desperately to contain your laughter as the three of them stumbled towards the carriage, boxes in hand, and struggling to squeeze into the already overstuffed carriage.
âI suppose you found everything you were after, my lady?â You replied quickly, pressing your lips together to stop yourself from chuckling, âshould we perhaps return home?â
Lady Worthingtonâs icy gaze settled on your form, causing a shiver to run down your spine. âDid I tell you to speak? I think not. Just go, we have a lot to do before the ball.â
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i greet thee with a kiss (skully hcs)
pre-relationship headcanons about skully's feelings towards you where you and him are in night raven college together
ft. skully j. graves
â°â†đ§đšđđđŹ: uploading these now before the halloween update drops đ episode 3 is where shit hits the fan, and i want to stay in the lighthearted lore drops that episode 2 brings, so here we are. tbh i had been falling a little bit out of twst due to irl and generally just being less into it as time passes by. but then twst drops skully and unfortunately, he's my type đ so here i am now, pilled enough to write the brainworms in my head. i hope u enjoy, and i hope episode 3 does not ruin what i'm uploading
đ©á„«áĄđȘ Skully is the kind of person who always approaches everyone in the room and greets them with a kiss on the hand. He gives everyone his attention and starts small talk with them (regardless of whether they want to or not). If anyone says they need to go and run a small errand or even just to get water or food from the cafeteria, he offers to accompany them in case they don't want to feel alone. In other words, if you're in love with Skully and prevent your delusions from coloring your eyes with rose colors (or attempt to deny your feelings), you may be thinking dejectedly he probably treats you the same way as he treats anyone else.
đ©á„«áĄđȘ However, when he's in love with you, his gentlemanly act falters, as he gets flustered. When he kisses your hand in greeting, he's slightly shakier and redder in the face. And whereas his speech is more polite with others, with you, he drops to more casual speech that's littered with occasional bursts of excitement. Usually, he's a generally good conversationalist, able to connect with people on a number of topic, and while that remains the same with you, his hands are on his cheeks more often than usual, especially when he finds that you like something he likes.
đ©á„«áĄđȘ When you're not in the room, he's going to keep talking about you. Skully is the type to remember in vivid detail about the conversations he has with you, so when he's rambling about you to the first year gang, he mentions everything, from your compliments to the little lilts in your voice that attract his ear to the smallest movement in your hand as it inches closer to his hand. If any hugs occurred, Skully can easily take up 15 minutes describing the sensations and the warm goopy feelings he experienced during the hug. Skully is the type to let his delusions carry him, so Ace and Sebek have to bring him down with their bluntness.
đ©á„«áĄđȘ Though he may be flustered, Skully does not fail to act chivalrous towards you. In fact, he's much more gentlemanly to you. He observes the sidewalk rule, he tends to have a hand on your back or shoulder while you're walking in a busy area, and he offers you his jacket when it's cold. If it's raining, he'd share an umbrella with you, and he'd adjust the umbrella so that you're completely covered, even if one side of him gets drenched. In fact, he'd willingly give you his umbrella if you say you don't have one, and he'll tell you that he doesn't need it (he'll end up a wet sopping mess after running in the downpour finding shelter, but it would be worth it if it meant you were safe and dry).
đ©á„«áĄđȘ Skully's poetry slowly incorporates you as the subject. Usually, he heaps poetic praises in the scenery he witnesses, in conversations that struck him, and in the season of Halloween and his idol Jack Skellington. But he could be having class, and while looking out the window, would mutter about the clearness of the sky paling in comparison to your honest eyes. Or he could be walking along the botanical gardens with the Science club, and Skully would compare the flowering plants to the vividness of your face (and Rook would probably enable him further). Or if you compliment him, he'd squish his own cheeks and squeal about how your words are like evergreen to him, refreshing to listen to after the insults that he endured throughout his life. Without realizing, he's talking about you more than even Halloween.
đ©á„«áĄđȘ In spite of the delusions, Skully often finds himself having moments of doubt, telling himself that it might be better off if you don't have to deal with someone like him. You're very kind and strong, with friends who would be there for you, and he's a loser whose idea of Halloween has been shunned and rejected by everyone. You deserve someone better, someone who can love you better. Yet, he can't dampen his feelings for you: He wishes to be the one whom you can depend on, he wants to give you the treatment you deserve, and he yearns to hold you for as long as he can.
đ©á„«áĄđȘ Skully's confession to you is done through a poem that he wrote on parchment for at least 3 days, with revisions from the first year gang. He's trembling as he grips the paper and nervously reads from it. Countless stars shine in the night, but the sparkle of your eyes hold a brighter light. I've heard of smiles that can disarm a man, but I never understood it until I watched your lips curl up and your eyes squint at me in joy... He's cringing at himself with some lines, stopping at some points to complain about what he wrote. But when you hug him, telling him how sweet he is and present your own poem about how much you like him, Skully ends up crying endlessly, thanking you for accepting somebody like him. And you take him in your arms, repeating to him that yes, you'd accept someone like him who's made you happy.
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Primarch names from least moanable to the most moanable - entirely subjective.
Factors taken into account:
Name length
How easy it is to say
General vibes ('imagine having sex with a guy and having to moan gilbert')
I wrote this instead of sleeping. I don't know either. This is getting posted and I will probably never address it again if I don't delete it during my break tomorrow. I should not be given internet access past 11pm.
Perturabo
It pained me to put him all the way down (up?) here at the least moanable as I fear he may actually be one of my favourites, however... I am not delusional enough to ignore that not only is this a pretty long name, a good amount of people struggle not only to say it but to even spell it. Not at all dyslexia friendly. I would give it a good go but I feel like in order to enjoy yourself you kind of have to accept you will be calling him 'Perty' or 'Bo' or whatever you prefer.
Sanguinius
Sanguinius fans please spare me but this is a long ass name at 3? 4? syllables. I don't even know what you could call him for short instead. However, I don't doubt that it's entirely possible, I just think it would take a while to stop stuttering through.
Mortarion
Another long name. Are you sensing a pattern yet? I am. More moanable due to having less vowels than Sanguinius and less harsher (?) consonants like in Perturabo. Pretty middle of the road, easy to pronounce, could probably be easier if you just start calling him 'Morty' instead.
Alpharius / Omegon
Alpharius is again another longer name that I feel like I would trip over for a good couple weeks. I am NOT shorting it to Alpha. I must maintain my dignity, whatever crumbs of it remain. Omegon is an easier name - likely due to it having less syllables (3 rather than 4). However, I feel like the only way to shorten it would be 'Meg' and that would make me laugh and I would get distracted. Remember how I said this is subjective? This is why.
Jaghatai
3 syllables, easy enough to say, not a lot of vowels or harsher consonants to trip over. Incredibly doable, and I'm sure many have tried it. Hell, I'd certainly take a good stab at it.
Angron
Harsh G right in the middle, otherwise no complaints really. 2 syllables. Straight forward. You could certainly give it a good go.
Rogal
2 syllables - easy right? Wrong. Evil G right there in the middle again. Probably would have been higher (lower?) on the list if it was softened with maybe an H right after. Alas, it is not so.
Corvus
2 incredibly easy syllables. The V is a little evil (harsh) but with a relatively short name and a soft starting consonant I'm sure it's manageable. Best bird boy. Not much else to say.
Fulgrim
Although apparently a good chunk of people have given it a go - or at least his wives have - we're back to the G dilemma. Personally I'd suggest calling him 'Fulgie' - like Fergie but worse.
Konrad
Quite possibly the most normal name on the whole list. Konrad. Everyone can say Konrad. An easy two syllables with the harshest letter right at the start. Easy peasy.
Roboute
I actually don't know if this is 2 syllables or 3. I even went and looked on Reddit. Some people are saying Ro-Bou-Te, I've been reading it Ro-Boot. Either way these are easy, with the harshest sound being the T of all things. Either way I don't think moaning for poor long suffering Robert is too tricky.
Vulkan
Deceptively soft V and K. What a pleasant surprise. Anyone could moan this easily, and he'd probably be delighted.
Lion
Objectively this is incredibly easy, which is why it made it so high (low?) on the scale. However, I would argue moaning 'Lion' in full sincerity is somewhat hilarious. That sure is the name of an incredibly powerful (and unfortunately incredibly sexy) man.
Magnus
Easy to moan. Probably wouldn't mind if you gave it a go. Again, one of the easier names. I'm sure he'd be happy to tutor you on the subject.
Lorgar
Flows nicely, 2 short syllables, incredibly straight forward. Started mentally calling him 'Lorgie', never recovered.
Ferrus
Incredibly straight forward name. Ferrus, pronounced the same as Ferrous, like the iron tablets. Something something you should do it, it's medicinal.
Leman
Not at the top due to the time it took to decide whether it was Lee-man or Le-man (like lemon). Personal gripe, but if you've gotten this far down without understanding that I don't know what to tell you. Quick, easy, sure why not.
Horus
As much as I wish to be deeply spiteful and shove him somewhere unremarkable in the middle, I just can't do it. This is an easy name. Don't worry, if you struggle at all I'm sure he'd be willing to let you keep trying until you figure it out. Bastard.
#warhammer 40k#primarch x reader#what do i even do. i feel like tagging x reader for any specific names is dishonest. i just work here#alpharius omegon#angron#corvus corax#ferrus manus#fulgrim#horus lupercal#jaghatai khan#konrad curze#leman russ#lion el'jonson#lorgar aurelian#magnus the red#mortarion#perturabo#roboute guilliman#rogal dorn#sanguinius#vulkan#i honestly might delete this tomorrow. this is so dumb#horus lupercal x reader#minorly#i couldn't help myself#i fucking hate him (affectionate)
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So, Wildbow pretty famously retconned Browbeat to death because he got sick of fan jokes about every new character secretly being Browbeat under a new identity. I've got mixed thoughts on that.
Unfortunately for all, my de facto reaction to that kind of meta-level contrarian stunt is "Power Move TBH," even if it was broadly comorbid with a proximity to the fandom that kind of blew out Ward's kneecaps with a .50 cal. Overlooking the fact that I think it was really sincerely funny, there's an argument to be made that it trims the fat; adding an additional heroic casualty for a grand total of seven out of twenty two named heroes operating in Brockton Bay at the time of arc 8. Browbeat is also specifically an independent hero who was headhunted for the Wards relatively soon after his debut- a distinct dynamic from the other wards who get pulverized, from the superheroic family business of New Wave, or the adult professional superheroes who bite it. This is a very Taylor shaped guy, the same kind of just-starting-out teenaged cape with an uncertain future. Him getting unceremoniously pulverized for the bad luck of having a front-line power therefore presents a bit of a "there but for the grace of god" moment for Skitter, if you choose to look at it like that. This is the kind of thing an editor would probably make him do anyway, if he wasn't cut entirely. But the thing is that I am kind of attached to the original outcome for Browbeat, which is that he dips. I think it actually adds some subtle verisimilitude to the story. The number of heroes we actually see is significantly lower than the alluded-to headcount in the early arcs; more indie heroes are alluded to then ever actually appear, and a combination of Leviathan casualties and departure during the ensuing civilian exodus is usually how I've seen that discrepancy squared. But it hits better if a named character cuts and runs. In the story as currently written, every hero who lives, remains in Brockton Bay to try and hold the line. I kind of liked the version of the story where that wasn't the case, where you can infer that at least one of these teenagers went, you know what, I'm not so completely committed to heroic altruism at the age of 16 that I'm gonna hang around to do it in a town without running water, I'm going to pursue a less horrible gig elsewhere. That's not really a thing that happens too often in Big-two comics, and if it were to happen it would likely be painted as a notable departure from expectations. But one of Worm's major themes is that unlike in the comics, there's a gigantic spread of motivations and personality types amongst the officially designated heroes, and it's a nice reminder that all those different personality types are going to have different thresholds for throwing in the towel and moving on to greener pastures. Or it was, until he just died instead
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