#uncle geeter

[flannelepicurean]

They see some redneck chili-eating viral video thing where they're, like, eating raw ghost peppers topped with sauces named "ASSHOLE ANNIHILATOR" or "NUCLEAR GUT-BLAST" or whatever, because Trunks and Goten got WAAAAYYYYYYY into watching that shit online.

The boys find it fucking hilarious, and Goku's like, "Holy fuck, I think that guy almost went Super-Saiyan," and Vegeta's like, "NO HE FUCKING DIDN'T THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE." And Goten, being a lil shit and recognizing an opportunity, is like, "I think he yelled louder than you, Uncle Geeter." And Vegeta is like, "WWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA" and Trunks is like, "Uncle-o, get the TikTok," and Piccolo's like, "Already on it, kid."

I wonder how saiyans deal with spicy food, likes yeah they'll eat anything and everything, but do they like spicy food? do they not? can they tolerate it? who likes super spicy food, who would like da bomb? questions that keep me up at night